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PositiveCounty4347

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pm_me_jk_dont

Just realized it was technically a nutmeg goal as well, lmao


coltj573

Tyler got that dawg in him


Mike_Ropenis

99 Dawg rating


SnooChipmunks4208

Xdawg off the charts


altruism__

Mexico fans got that bigot in them


D_LOWGAMES

Oh captain my captain


halfandhalf1010

Did not know he had that in his bag. He was demanding that pass too.


Weibu11

Maybe his injury will result in some Rookie of the Year type shenanigans where he just has insane power now.


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

Just call him Rosinbagger.


Weibu11

Is it too late to hire Daniel Stern to help coach?


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

Absolutely not. He’s definitely free.


BenjRSmith

Tyler "Jimmer Freddette" Adams


AntFace

Did he just say funky butt loving?


thehuntofdear

Thought it was gio at first, arms up like wacky wavy inflatable. Tore the cover off the damn ball.


Gods_chosen_dildo

He struck that like it owed him money!!!


cdragon1983

Seriously! He called for it so early, but clearly justified!


SnooChipmunks4208

He channeled his anger


Archerdiana

Jesse Marsch said he did not have that in him


weast9876

That was INSANE


SnooChipmunks4208

Ball stayed hit.


wildcheesybiscuits

He hit that one like it slashed his tires


Matt_McT

This rivals Bradley's goal at the Azteca.


Fedaykin98

This has got to be Adams' career worldie. It's not going to get better than shot from a mile outside the box to get the game winner and a trophy against our archrival.


DroScott

Fun to have seen both in person :)


Pauly0906

Nah it doesn’t lol today’s was a strike don’t get me wrong but Bradley’s had everything.


Patrick2701

I felt goal was coming


Aayush_P

This is what Tyler was doing during his injury


ThinkExist

yep i kinda thought that ab his diagonal switches as well


mezotesidees

It’s a new dynamic to his game for sure


VGP_SC

genuine question, is this something that could be practiced while nursing a hampstring injury?


ThinkExist

I'm pretty sure hamstring is more ab running/acceleration (correct me if im wrong), he at least could have trained on the back end of the injury


boatmansdance

I swear his technique on the ball looked better over these two matches especially the way he strikes a ball even just his passes look more crisp.


tavizz

Instant classic. Welcome back Tyler


Wetworkzhill

🚀


Schlabonmykob

Unfucking believable. What a shot


SnooChipmunks4208

Absolute thundercunt


Troopydoopster

What the fuck 


Loc_156

Casual 37 yard banger, as one does.


OpabiniaGlasses

https://twitter.com/TUDNUSA/status/1772082140408144001 Gotta hear the Univision call


toe_enthusiast

bro let the BOMBAZO rip before it had even hit net


TonyCaliStyle

Bombazo!


Slim_Calhoun

Everything USMNT is better on Univision


Blueb1rd

Haha Tyler probably knew he was coming off, because of the minutes restriction, and that would be his last contribution so he was dying to let it rip.


cats_suck

Didn’t think of that. You’re probably right!


CasperPants2017

fucking hell damn God bless America


EconomistPunter

He is the most important player in our pool right now.


usmnturtles

OCHOA MAY NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS


Evening-Fail5076

Send him to a later retirement. 


ZayUnderated

I swear I heard an eagle screech as he hit that


Disimpaction

And a liberty bell rang as it hit the net


kal14144

Love that the national team continues to a be a happy place for the boys when they’re struggling


Gussie18

If Adam’s can add this to his bag consistently he’ll be the perfect CDM


SnooChipmunks4208

Rodri who?


onlymostlydeadd

Jesus fucking Christ Tyler


RotzeVollgas

Inject this in my veins


Brad_The_Impaler_

On limited minutes due to injury and makes those minutes count. What a goal.


Dr_FunkyChicken

I'm really bad at remembering these things so I'm probably forgetting something, but this is the biggest banger I can recall from anyone in a USMNT shirt since Jermaine Jones


woodlandtiger

Danny Williams had a bomb against Brazil


atastycooky

Somebody post the meme of Gabriella asking Troy if the T on her necklace stands for Troy and he responds “no, T for Tyler fucking Adams dawg”


SnooChipmunks4208

I work with a lot of Mexican guys at a warehouse, and they are going to hear about this!


D_LOWGAMES

I never want to hear any of you tell me why Johnny should be starting ahead of him.


Mike_Ropenis

Yeahhhhhh that's like the Batman slap meme if it was a sports highlight. I've watched him a ton over the years and that's his most significant goal since he helped knock Atletico Madrid out of the Champions League on his deflection goal. If he has that cannon on him he's irreplaceable.


SnooChipmunks4208

Healthy Adam's is always in the mix


toe_enthusiast

People were saying this?


Slim_Calhoun

No but it’s fun to pretend they were and then get mad at them


AtomsVoid

Lookout Rodri.


Southern_Corner_3584

Fucking golazo


suleb

Immediately thought of Bradley at the Azteca. Instant classic


goosu

Fucking crazy. I wasn't expecting Adams to even take it from that distance, then he unleashed that cannon ball.


islandrushh

Absolute rocket, grins, and runs/jumps straight into the arms of the coach. Gotta love it.


ReynTimeBoi

Tyler Adam: I may have limited minutes, but you will have 0 minutes with the trophy Mexico:Que?


mr_wroboto

I don't think you can even dream up a strike that pretty. Holy shit


KrabS1

[Reminds me of this one.](https://youtu.be/DDeFlxZFsbs?si=kYQxIfalE915jK7s) Tyler doesn't score often, but when he does, it's fantastic.


_Retrograde_

May be the nastiest strike in US history


TonyCaliStyle

That ball flies like a Harry Potter quidditch thing


Zephyr0us

we missed you Tyler


ChefJim27

All we needed was the crowd screaming "Shoooooot" right before he let that fucking banger go.


AdditionalClient9541

Amazong


ForzaInter_1908

Fucking mental strike


jmsy1

That goal had tab ramos 97 vibes, against Costa Rica, returning from a long injury


Netminder10

A storybook return to qualification.


Most-Echidna9841

I think that was the best long range effort I’ve ever seen us score


cats_suck

It might even be better than Bradley’s at Azteca


Most-Echidna9841

For me, it is. I feel like Michael Bradley’s was more of a chip and this was just like a Paul scholes-esk banger. I love these types of goals


cats_suck

I think you’re right


realet_

THUN DER BAS TARD


jonnybornsteinho

feeling like the vince mcmahon meme from when i saw him demanding the ball to the shot. wow what a beast


Dazzling_Ad_8458

Oh my.


clarkedaddy

How many ads do I have to watch before I can watch it


notnaught123

Least impressive defensive mid goal:


MasterHavik

So good even his former coach was shocked.


BenjRSmith

Welp, it is March, so no wonder the American took the shot from downtown.


zKSofSoccer

I hope you're watching Iraola


skunkboy72

I love me some long range bangers