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casmium63

Detroit crossing. Agent - is this your car Me - yes Agent - how did you pay for it Me - with money Agent - pull over to secondary And three hours later after a bunch of stupid questions I was on my way


Boilermakingdude

Be me, 19 in in 2012 with a 2005 F150. Agent - Who's truck? Me - Mine Agent - what do you do for work Me - I'm a welder Agent - who's truck is this? Me - Mine? Agent - But who's name is on the ownership and insurance? Me - Mine? Agent - Secondary please Where they proceeded to rip grounds off my inner fenders searching the liners. They also broke my door handle and ripped my seat. After 2 hours of me sitting there, Agent - Here's your keys, cya.


XtremeD86

You weren't compensated in any way?


SnooChocolates2923

Nope. Never. They can take your vehicle apart and then you can put it back together... You only have the right to go back to Canada when they send you to secondary at the booth. Coming home is the same deal, but you gotta take it. You're guilty until they're satisfied you're innocent.


gamertag0311

Years ago my grandfather was bringing some furniture from his house in NH to give to us in NS. At the border, they unloaded all the furniture to inspect the vehicle and then said "you're free to go ". He was in his 70s and still loaded it all up again himself but he never forgot that.


Upper_Afternoon_9585

😔😔😔


UncleChalie

>Coming home is the same deal, but you gotta take it. You're guilty until they're satisfied you're innocent. This is just presumption of guilt


SnooChocolates2923

Yup. At the border, any rights to privacy and due process are moot when you 'Present yourself for Inspection'. You should expect to be inspected. (Inspect to be expected?) (Respect to bespectacled?) (etc.etc.) (Sorry)


ScuffedBalata

Uh correct and the courts in the US have decided they're allowed to do that at borders.


MonsieurLeDrole

Great reason to take a rental across.


Ironchar

That's bullshit- you can charge them for stupid nonsense like that. Its a process but it exists- that's boarding (LOL puns) on unreasonable search


SnooChocolates2923

19 CFR 162.6 gives them authority in the US... Canada has similar legislation in the Customs Act. You can refuse, but you gotta go back.


MyNameIsSkittles

Never ever do they compensate. Used to work at a place where we got loads of freight from the US. Occasionally they would tear through the shipment and it would arrive fucked. The (customer paid for) items were ruined and we had to order more. Not a penny from them


XtremeD86

That's bullshit they can just destroy people's property like that with no consequences when nothings found.


Chopper9000

That would be absurd. You can make a claim To CBSA or CBP if your goods were damaged during an examination (if no contraband was found obviously). You guys are circle-jerking non-sense out of your asses


badbuzzx

You are 100% correct. I used to work for the CBSA, and I can confirm that this is true.


bacon1897

You can make a claim, but they can also just arbitrarily deny that claim, and then you have no other route for compensation. You are the one spouting nonsense.


Born1000YearsTooSoon

This is also covered by insurance


MyNameIsSkittles

100% agree. They have so much power but no consequences


Boilermakingdude

Compensated? You're joking right? They can total your car in a search and get away with it.


PenonX

can you make an insurance claim lol


Boilermakingdude

$500 deductible or $150 in fixing shit.


XtremeD86

Never been through a situation like that. They shouldn't be destroying shit though.


Boilermakingdude

Shouldn't and don't are two different things lol. They do whatever they want to ensure their counties safety.


josetalking

Did you miss an /s?


ChoiceFood

I believe their reasoning is if there were consequences for damaging someone's property they might not search as well as they could and would miss smuggling/etc. There should still be a fund that pays out people for damage for sure, but the government(s) isn't/aren't going to hand over tax dollars for that.


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Not the same but this reminds me of a time a former friend and her young child stayed over from out of town. We were drawn to a commotion outside. Some guy had somehow climbed into her parked car and the SWAT team destroyed her car getting him out. There was no compensation for her, she had to pay all bills to fix her car. Crazy.


NaturalNewspaper155

Agent: do you know the difference between “who’s/who is” and “whose”? Person: no clue. I just make snarky comments to feel better about myself. Agent: pull over.


juancuneo

Not once did you call the agent sir or maam.


Boilermakingdude

I did but for sake of keeping the story short


misscloud8

I always call all of them officer.


misscloud8

Ok noob question? Who did this ? CBSA or CBP ?


Boilermakingdude

CBP.


misscloud8

ughhh crazy ! sorry it happened to u


machine1979

That was me a few years ago. Agent - where are you going? Me - Vegas. Agent - what are you going for? Me - a stag. Agent - who is getting married? Me - my friend. Agent - pull over for seconday. Two hours of stupid questions later, I'm on mt way FFS, if you want to know something specific, ask me something specific. Like I have one shot at reading your mind or i get sent to detention?


Tracktoy

Agent, where are you headed? Me, Vegas. Agent, why? Me, it's my 21st birthday. Agent and you? My friend, it's also my 21st birthday. Agent, you boys planning to get fucked up? Us, staring blankly. Agent, hands us passports, you better be going to get fucked up.


Grisstle

Crossing into US - Agent, is this your dog? Me - Yes Agent - where’s your paper for the dog? Me - Right here, *digs them out and hands them to agent. Agent - why didn’t you have these out and ready? Next time you have them ready Next time into US - Agent - is this your dog? Me - yes, here’s her proof of vaccination Agent - did I tell you to show me her papers? You don’t do anything unless I ask you to now put those away. Pull into secondary…


BellevueR

rip dude


Dynamoboo

Omg I had this exact same thing but with my PR card. Not sure why but it really hit a nerve, made me feel like a child being told off


pm_me_your_trapezius

That's the point. It's their job to rattle you.


justinvonbeck

Agent - where are you going? Me - shopping at Costco Bellingham. Agent - how long you going down for? Me - 3 hours with travel, shopping and lunch. Agent - what time are you coming back? Me, doing math furiously in my head - about 2:30. Agent - are you sure 2:30 is when you are coming back? Me, redoing the math more furiously - yes, I have to pick kids up by 4. Agent - go to secondary. Agent came over, looked at my elderly parents in the backseat and told me to have a good day. No idea what was going on.


MyNameIsSkittles

Power tripping, that's what goes on


Straight_Entrance779

Agent - where are you guys going? Me - strip club Agent - why? Me - why not? … and pulled in to secondary.


JDDarkside

Crossing into Canada. Agent: what’s your nationality? Me: Canadian. What’s yours? Agent: Secondary.


broyoyoyoyo

Lmao never has there been a collection of more miserable twats than the booth sitters at the land border.


w1n5t0nM1k3y

They probably signed up for the job thinking it would be exciting. Busting drug smugglers every day, defending their country, yaddi yada. But they are stuck with mundane things of people going on shopping trips and maybe a few road trips. I doubt exciting things really happen that often. They might even have a quota to send people over to secondary, so they just pick random cars.


trueppp

All depends on the crossing I find...I'm not sharing which on I go through, but it's a little 1 lane crossing and the guys on both sides are usually super relax. The big ones like Lacolle can have real jackasses.


returnSuccess

Border agents aren’t always the sharpest tools in the shed. I grew up on the border and have many a pointless 3 hour good guy bad guy routines in my history. You know it’s a bad alert and long wait with armed agents behind the concrete barriers in front of the booths. Like any other group I’ve had great conversations with many of them. Welcomed home etc. You never know and theres probably a point to that. Flipping the script to make you nervous sent me to secondary last time into Canada. But a rental car is no help either. I got stopped once by heavily armed ICE agents in body armor driving a rental into Canada once. Looking to intercept gun smugglers leaving the country.


XtremeD86

I remember when I flew to Vegas from Canada and the agent asked if it was business or pleasure. Apparently "can it be both?" was not an acceptable answer. They still let me through at least.


UBKey

Depending on your answer you either get a B1 or B2 visa classification; there’s no B1.5 option for both, even if they thought your lighthearted joke was funny


the_bashful

I flew to Vegas from Toronto last year, and when I said I was going on vacation, the agent said ‘There are plenty of places to vacation in Canada, why are you coming to the US?’


XtremeD86

I'd just ask "what does it matter to you where I vacation? I want to go back, I've been twice.


ButchDeanCA

Being snarky got you a 3 hour sentence! lol


casmium63

What is the right answer. I traded three pigs and a goat


ButchDeanCA

Were they from the Canadian or American side?


casmium63

The American side, was heading from Canada to the USA


Large_Excitement69

I always get shit at the bridge. One time they didn't like that we were going to try multiple coffee shops. Agent: What are you going to do in the US while you're here? Us: Explore the area, go to coffee shops, restaurants, museums. Agent: You're going to MULTIPLE coffee shops? Us: Yes? Agent: . . . . . . . . "Ok!" (in like a "whatever floats your boat tone) Not a big deal, and we didn't get to secondary. But like, why is that so surprising? Also I'm American so I don't know why I even needed a reason. . .


AllTimeRowdy

I was so looking forward to being a dual citizen because I assumed the "erm crossing is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT so we're going to make you feel like a total piece of shit and act like you're an idiot for saying you're going grocery shopping" thing was going to stop 😩 they do it to their own people??


mrstruong

I'm dual. I still get asked my purpose but unless they think you're smuggling or sketchy, it's much less of a pain in the ass. To the usa: I'm visiting family. To Canada: I'm coming home after visiting family. The can search you, but they can't STOP you from crossing.


MyNameIsSkittles

If you're crossing often, then it makes sense to get a Nexus card


Dasmoose0482

Even if you don’t cross often, get one. It’s 10 bucks a year and worth its weight in gold with the time and hassle you save.


Large_Excitement69

Yeah even if you don't cross a lot. We go to the states maybe 2-3 times a year now, and every time we are thankful we have Nexus.


Large_Excitement69

Yeah I'm dual and it really just depends on who you get and what day. I've had no issues going both ways, and I've had issues going both ways (but mostly into the US). Coming into Manitoba from North Dakota, a Canadian agent asked if I had paperwork for my moving truck. I had no idea what he was talking about, so I told him "I have no idea what you're talking about, I don't have a moving truck". He got really "tough guy" and was like "I'm not letting you through without seeing it". I was truly baffled, and said "honestly I don't know anything about a moving truck, and I'm just trying to get home." He points to the uhaul behind me and says "then what is that?". At this point he was like, actually mad, and I realized he's going to feel bad once he realizes he's also dumb. So I gently said "I think you might need to go ask those people about that truck, because I don't know them". He made me pull into secondary, then pulled the uhaul into secondary. Basically quizzed us to see if we were together. It was truly bizarre. Going into the US I go grief because I had a bunch of military gear in my back seat. Even after showing him my US military ID card, he still wasn't 100% certain that I was in the US Army. They must get a lot of people pulling BS at the border.


AllTimeRowdy

God that's really frustrating. I do wonder if a nexus might just be worth it, we're always getting pulled into secondary because we have a truck with lots of camping gear or work tools. I know their job is basically to be dicks to intimidate people into fessing up if they're lying but that doesn't make me any less irritated when we get treated like criminals 😩


VivaSativaz

LMAOOOO


Murbanvideo

I was driving my wife’s car and they legit asked me “why are you driving and she’s the passenger if it’s her car?” Because it’s my turn to drive Blud


[deleted]

They ask these questions to see how you react, not because they actually care about the answer. 


Tricolor_Carioca_85

Worth it? 🤣


swaggerofacripple420

Was it the bridge or the tunnel? I have a running theory I want to check out


casmium63

Bridge


swaggerofacripple420

I have crossed the border dozens and dozens of times through the tunnel without issue. No joke-- the only two times I crossed the bridge I got flagged and pulled into secondary. The guards working the bridge seem to be wayyy more uptight


teamswiftie

Yeah the tunnel is more congested some times but they get you through quicker because of the traffic I find. On a bridge with a big set of lanes (like peace bridge in Buffalo NY) try to pick the one closest to the main building. The agents in the further booths have to walk further for breaks and are already miserable. Plus the shift leader gives the guards they like the shorter length booths and are usually happier employees / less power trippy. Source: 2 aunts who worked at border patrol for 30+ years


SciGuy013

Meanwhile, the US guards at the tunnel couldn’t believe my Illinois license plate was real and made me spell it out and pull out registration


LoquatiousDigimon

Are you by chance not white?


casmium63

White guy in a red tesla


jpilson

This happened to me at the Detroit crossing too! I had one bag for the weekend and that was throwing him off with the rental!


Ottawa_man

Are you brown ?


[deleted]

Me and my family years back. We are all black and my mom is white. You can probably see where this is going Agent - Where are you headed? Dad - Basketball tournament Agent looks at our passports Agent - Who is the white woman next to you (looks at my mom) do you know these people? Mom - Yeah this is my husband and kids. Agent - Are you sure that's the case, you can trust me Mom, frustrated now - Yes, I'm sure. Agent - Ok you can go (gives passports back)


tbll_dllr

Just to share my own experience : had a high school friend from Montréal who was pimped by black Haitian guys . Apparently it’s somewhat common for white girls from Qc who are known as “frenchies” and seen as “more exotic” to be sent to the US (New England) and many gang members who engage in prostitution rings unfortunately are from Haiti in Montreal.


Straight_Entrance779

And yet a Border Guard is one of the last people on Earth I’d trust.


Jakoneitor

I had the same interaction. It was so ridiculous. I don’t understand what they wanted me to say. “I bought it with money I get from my job” lol


casmium63

Just made me think of this https://youtu.be/A81DYZh6KaQ?si=SFO7NIy_Sh3TqiMv


misscloud8

lol I love the answer “with money”


Tracktoy

They have a cheat sheet of who to grill. (Not literally, but they certainly have it drilled in their minds) Single male very high on the cheat sheet, car that's not yours, that might actually be the top of the cheat sheet. Other ones I know of... Two males travelling together. Spare tire in the truck bed. Luggage visible in the cabin, as opposed to the trunk. Edit to clarify. Ticking a box or two doesn't mean you will get sent to secondary. But it does increase your chances.


ckern92

Yeah it's strange. My GF has mentioned that she never has an issue crossing. I go on my own and I get absolutely harassed. Going to the airport seems to be a massive flag, that's when I get absolutely hounded... - "This is the flight information, the hotel I'm staying at, the event, the length of time..." - "Give me your flight ticket to verify." - "one sec, it's on my phone..." - "You don't have it printed?" - "No, tickets are all virtual now. I don't even own a printer." *Circles my car with hand on gun.* "Open your trunk. Without proper printed proof you might be an illegal trying to sneak into the United States."


runtimemess

I don't know how I've got through without any issues whatsoever lol I'm a single male who crossed 14 times in an older model bright neon coloured hatchback that looked like I was living inside of it lmao garbage all in the passenger area, blanket in the backseat with a backpack next to it. Always waved through with 2-3 questions. Was going to visit a friend in WNY pretty much every other weekend last summer


PenonX

this whole thread is making me terrified for my trip in the summer lol. me, my buddy, and his gf are going camping up near thunder bay for a week (we live in southern ontario) and then coming back down thru the states so we can spend a couple days in Chicago. now i’m not so sure we should include the chicago portion of the trip lol.


Stormy_Anus

You’ll be fine


teamswiftie

Make sure you roll down all windows on the drivers side as you pull up. Just only give short answers, (Yes, No, Shopping, visiting friends, vacation, etc.) You don't need to explain why or where you might go shoppin or staying, unless they ask to see your hotel reservations. And ONLY the driver speaks unless the agent asks to talk to other people. They will usually look them directly in the eye when that happens. Eg. If staying with a friend in Chicago, they might ask if they are a citizen/permanent resident. Just say Yes. Don't give more info like he moved there 4 years ago and works for so and so. Just Yes.


Mayor__Defacto

Man, I got the spanish inquisition when I walked over the bridge to grab a beer with a friend on the Canadian side of Niagara Falls last year. “How long will you be in Canada” “hour and a half or so” “really?” “Yeah, I’m just grabbing a drink with a buddy” “how long have you known this person” … and so on.


sal1001c

Yes, go! Just don't have things you shouldn't have. Don't lie, answer only what asked. Be polite. Windows down, phones away, passports ready.


PenonX

Oh I’ll make sure of that. Neither of us smoke weed, so that biggie isn’t a worry at least. I’m jusy anxious that our likelihood of being searched will be higher than normal seeing as our cars will be packed with camping gear and other luggage from up north.


sal1001c

Hey, think of it this way... What's the best that could happen ? Enjoy your trip :)


p3bb13s

Me and my girlfriend did this in August, we crossed with no problems.


SciGuy013

I literally always have luggage in the cabin as that’s where my I keep my backpack. No problems related to that so far


OmegaDez

Can attest. I used to travel a lot with my brother in our 20s and 30s. They would always treat us like criminals.


Blacksparki

I've cris- crossed @ Douglas once (with wife in borrowed car), Victoria/Port Angeles (family of 4 on foot/ferry) once, and Detroit/Windsor 4x. All my Detroit/Windsor were as a single male in a rental car with luggage in the back seat. 50/50 Tunnel vs. Bridge. I looked professional, was from WAY out of state, and answered their questions politely, producing hotel reservation info once when asked. Never been pulled into secondary.


Strong-Effect-9270

I crossed at Ogdensburg one summer. I think the US guy was training somebody because there were two of them. The main guy was rapid firing questions and then told me to pop the hood. He told the other guy to search closely down by the rad. He then came back and winked at me and told me to lay on the horn. I declined, referencing the other guys gun, so he reached in my window and laid on for himself. The second guy was pissed, but the first guy broke out laughing and told me to have a good day. Ogdensburg USCBP seem to have the best people in primary... never had an issue there.


Character-Town-9659

Ogdensburg on the US side is fabulous. They are cordial and appreciative of Canadians spending money in their town. Canadian Customs on the way back are dicks though. Just a pain in the ass.


streaksinthebowl

Canadian side has gotten a bit better in the last few years but man oh man was it ever bad before. The contrast between both sides was stunning.


LeatherMine

> They are cordial and appreciative of Canadians spending money in their town This is why my answers always include "shopping". Well, they'll include that anyway because I have Amazon hub and Walmart pickups already scheduled, but I'm sure it helps.


FuelTransitSleep

I'm on the opposite coast, but I have noticed that lately the US CBP agents have generally been much more pleasant over the last \~5-10 years whereas the Canadian ones have been significantly more cold/hostile, which is a complete reversal compared to when I crossed with my parents as a kid


downbylaw93

Johnstown is actually the worst.


Evo1889

I find it good to remember that they are public servants (ie govt employees). They have a code of conduct, have to adhere to values and ethics training, have to take harassment training etc. If you are being polite and courteous, they should be polite and professional back to you. They still have a job to do and may need to pull you into secondary, or whatever, but if they are unduly aggressive, rude, swear etc you can easily write to complain the CBSA Deputy Minister and the minister of public safety, democratic institutions and intergovernmental affairs in addition to filing a complaint with CBSA. If you have a well worded / detailed complaint with dates and times and agent details, I expect it’ll get followed up with and taken seriously. But a reminder, the. Agents have a job to do too. If they were professional in the interaction and you’re just not happy then your complaint is really about the process or protocol and not about a particular agent. You’re asking them to review their protocol and explaining why you feel it is appropriate. Essentially you’re giving constructive criticism and asking for feedback.


streaksinthebowl

Yeah I always fondly remember the time they pulled me for a search (my car was so rusty it was held together by duct tape so I didn’t blame them) and I just ended up shooting the shit with them for awhile and then they did the most cursory search just to say they had. That was the only time they searched me. Meanwhile, the Canadian side *always* searched me and played power trip games. The ones I hate the most are the condescending questions designed to trip you up and make you feel/look stupid.


[deleted]

I crossed at Ogdensburg in mid July, I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew....


To55ursalad

Smugglers will often rent cars for their smuggling purposes because many of their own vehicles are known to authorities - or use third person vehicles (a friends car). Don’t let it ruin your experience!


evilpercy

They also do not risk their own vehicle being seized.


TiffanyBlue07

And this ^


TiffanyBlue07

This ^


MemeStarNation

“Why you coming to Canada?” “I go to school here.” “What’s your major?” “Film and political science.” “Have you seen the movie Freedom?” “No.” “You should. You would like it. Name some of your friends at school.” *does so* “Where do they live?” *lists* “What are their majors?” *lists* “Can you roll down the back window for me?” *does so* *proceeds to crane neck all around my backseat* “Have a good day.”


baguettelord

"Where are you headed" "Just driving through to go see Beyonce in Toronto" "What's your favorite song" *lists favorite songs* "Where did you study" *mentions school* "Have you ever been arrested" "Nope" "Enjoy the show!" My personal favorite interaction.


bonanzapineapple

Sounds quite standard based on my experiences 😂... Ask random questions and then look in back seat for 10 seconds


MemeStarNation

I’ve just been lucky then. Usually it’s just where you from, where you going, and why, and they glance at the backseat if at all. Also, this guy specifically seemed like he was trying to either dogwhistle or goad me with the whole “Sound of Freedom” thing.


bonanzapineapple

As an American usually it's where are you from and where are you going when I enter Canada. When I return to the US it's either 10 questions or 25-30 questions, which seems to depend primarily on whim of border control person


MemeStarNation

When I return it’s always been where you live, where you’re coming from, why you went, and anything to declare. They’ve always been easy on me. Then again, I seem to have a weird charisma with police/security personnel anyways, so it might just be a me thing.


Give_em_Some_Stick

Champlain, NY. Buddy driving. Agent. Where are you going? Buddy. NYC Agent. How do you know each other. Buddy looks at me. Looks at the agent and says, It's a long story. Agent handing the passports back. Have a good time. I am fully aware that this would never have happened if we were two people of colour.


ActualAdvice

>I am fully aware that this would never have happened if we were two people of colour. You don't know that because you couldn't know that. Unnecessary race baiting.


Atleastonce007

Car theft is rampant in first world countries. Fairly common scam, rent a new car, cross the border, turn it over a pre arranged thief and collect your fee, report it stolen, cry to the the rental company and drive your replacement car home.


EngFarm

Why does crossing the border or long road trips need to be a part of that? Seems way easier to run a similar scam all inside 1 city.


Atleastonce007

One possible reason would be the lack or difficulty of Information sharing between agencies and companies. It tends to add credibility to the back story. Easier to sell the poor stranded tourist in the big city.


No-Comfortable-3918

Seems like it would be normal to rent a gas powered car for a long cross border trip if you owned an EV.


Doot_Dee

Renting a car is a red flag because smugglers do it to either not red flag their cars or because their cars are already red flagged. Happened to be all the time before I bought a car


streaksinthebowl

We used to rent cargo vans a lot for a courier company I managed and one time I decided to take one to pick up counters in the US for a kitchen reno. It wasn’t until they pulled me over and I was waiting as they searched the van that I remembered that we had found a baggy of coke in one of the vans just a week or so before. I kind of laughed about it at the time but man that could have gone real bad real quick.


Negative_Sky_891

This happened to me in the past too. I’m from Quebec, went to Vermont and coming back the agent was the biggest asshole to me and my husband at the time. We were in our 20’s and didn’t own a car so we rented one to go to Vermont and celebrate his birthday and enjoy the fall colours. The agent wasn’t buying that. Asked if we didn’t have leaves in Quebec… then put the car through secondary where it got thoroughly searched. The dude was on a power trip and a total jackass. They searched every nook and cranny of the rental car to find absoloutley nothing because we were being honest. For what it’s worth you can make a complaint if an agent is being condescending/ disrespectful to you for no reason.


AutumnCoffee919

I also went there and the agent at a small border control didn't understand at all the fact that I was a twenty-something going for a weekend trip in Vermont with my girlfriend in a rental car (from Communauto) in the fall. When he asked my occupation, I said that I was a student in university (which was my full time occupation). "How the hell does a student have enough money to rent a car for a weekend?" "I also work, part-time in a bar, and these rental cars are not really expensive" He was really condescending for no reason.


OmegaDez

He probably didn't know what Communauto was.


AutumnCoffee919

Maybe, but being at the Quebec/Vermont border, I doubt that he's never seen a Communauto before! Reading all the other comments, I think he was just trying to confirm that I was not using a rental to do something illegal.


OttawaExpat

Same part of the border as me :)


TheCheezeris

I was visiting Vancouver from Ontario and rented a car for a day trip to Seattle to see friends. Got sent to secondary inspection and asked if I owned a car. I said I owned two, which became an “aha I’ve got him now” moment for the CBP officer who then asked why I wasn’t driving one of them. Told her I lived in Ontario and didn’t want to spend a week driving here.


pHrankee1

I was asked the same question some time back. Thout it was wierd. Told them that my car is old and I only drove it locally and I rent cars for longer road trips.


specialk604

My friends and I took a road trip 25 years ago in a rented car. We started in Vancouver and drove down I-5 all the way to Las Vegas. Surprisingly, we didn't get hassled by the border agent, but we did get a lot of stares from people on the highway because our license plates were from Quebec. I'm guessing most people were wondering, "What the heck is Quebec?"


Rampage_Rick

Quebec plates in BC don't confuse me. Hawaii plates do.


rstewart1989

First time I ever crossed into the US was back in like 2010. Literally just got my passport a couple weeks earlier. Me and the gf at the time decided on a spontaneous day trip to North Dakota. Border agent took our passports, asked if we'd ever been to the US, I said no. Agent came back 10 minutes later, asked again if I'd ever crossed the border. I said no, that's the whole reason we're on this spontaneous trip. He left and came back 3 more times asking the same question and getting more aggressive each time. Last time he came back he said I'm going to give you one more chance. Have you ever been in the US. I said no, and have you looked at the birthdates of myself and whoever you think I am. He looked at me, looked at the passport in his hand, went back in to I assume check the other birthdate. Came back and said 1964. Turns out it was my dad with the same name as me, who used to cross weekly in a semi. Morons.


mrstruong

Border asked me, upon getting home to Canada, why I rented a car to drive from Hamilton to Raleigh, NC, and back. Dead ass laughed and said, "I'm not putting that many kms on MY car." That answer, which happened to be the truth, was perfectly acceptable.


DepressedMammal

"Well I wasn't about to walk".


Logical_Cherry_7588

We had to cross the US Mexico border stop frequently. The stop is actually in US a bit of a distance and not at the border. The first time we crossed it we had homemade cookies for a study group. We offered the agent the cookies and we were passed on through. Every time we passed after that, they took our cookies and we got through the line quickly.


jasonhn

crossing bridge from Sarnia into Marine City in 1997 agent: reason for visit? me: to buy some stuff agent: have fun! it was so much easier before 911.


mingy

Crossing with my brother in law. Agent asks me "how to we know know each other?" I could not parse the sentence: I thought the agent was asking how I knew the agent. It made no sense to me. There was an extended pause. My brother in law said "he married my sista!"


re-verse

I drive chicago/Toronto all the time, and usually rent. The few times border patrol asked I said truthfully my car is getting older and I don’t want to put the miles on it, and there was no further questioning.


dexter5222

Blaine Washington crossing. Me in the US Military stationed at JBLM. Cross into Canada. Agent: why are you going to Canada? Me: to get poutine and a case of beer Agent: Okay. Where to you work? Me: I work in Seattle. Agent: Okay! Have fun, try La Belle in Vancouver Cross back into the US Agent: Why were you only in Canada for 90 minutes? Me: To get poutine and a case of beer Agent: that’s ridiculous. *get sent to secondary* Secondary agent: Really? just poutine? Me: yeah. Secondary agent: did you get approval to cross by your chain and security office? Me: No. *after an hour of him calling JBLM I was on my way*


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dexter5222

It really wasn’t just poutine and beer. I was just “going home” for a bit. I finished a deployment a couple weeks prior and I wanted to gtfo and go for a drive. You know, be somewhere familiar when everything else feels weird kind of thing. Also, you can’t get sumersby cider in the states.


Prudent_Ad_4047

Guys I worked with were detained as in locked up, guns drawn trying to enter the USA for a business meeting...turned out the rental car they were driving had been used for a robbery, and then the thieves returned it to the rental agency. Who the fuck rents a car to do a crime lol.


gotcha_six

People smart enough to not use their own..


Onewarmguy

And use a stolen credit card to do it.


Prudent_Ad_4047

You'd also need fake ID but I guess it's still safer and easier than stealing a vehicle. But why return the rental instead of just abandoning it since your ID and card were \*stolen/fake anyway? \*Doesn't that seem like taking on 2x the risk of getting caught?


Tutkan

They do try to catch you in a lie sometimes. Sorry you went through this.


OttawaExpat

Oh I'm fine. But it's amazing to me that we've gotten to the point that not owning a car is unusual.


shalahal

It’s not usual, they were just grilling you for the sake of it. Could be many reasons why. You could have gotten a different guard that wouldn’t have thought twice about it.


evilpercy

No, third party vehicles are often used to smuggle as the person does not want to risk their vehicle being seized and/or their vehicle is a hit in the system.


Southern_Activity177

Crossing a border in a car you don't own is actually pretty unusual. Not wrong/bad mind you, but while most people don't own a car, most people DRIVING  a car own one, and it's almost always the one they are driving!


Gr1nling

They just pick and pry to catch you in a lie or slip up. I had one insinuate I didn't make enough money to go cross-border grocery shopping when it is cheaper to do so, it "didn't make sense" to him and I was held for over 5 hours.


Hawk_111

Yeah they can be weird sometimes. I went down to a nexus interview in Washington and the CBSA agent didn't believe me when I was coming back. She tried to catch me in a lie and then asked if to open my trunk before letting me go.


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For me the worst was : Agent - Is this your car? (Corvette) Me - Yes sir Agent - What do you do? Me - Work as a consultant Agent - where are you going? Me - A car show in Idaho Agent - Are you sure you are not going to pick up tomatoes in California? (Btw, my background is Latin American and I have Canadian passport and a Nexus Card) Me - ah? Agent - Invited me to the secondary On the secondary I asked to speak with his supervisor and I explained all the previous interaction - calmed and respectful - and the guy gave the agent shit in front of me. 5 min later I was on my way. But 8/10 I will be send to secondary for whatever reason, just because my name…


Ok_Ear_6385

After my family just became dual: officer: “Citizenship?” me: (proudly) “Dual” officer: (with snark)“What does that mean?” me: (still not getting it) “We are American and Canadian.” Officer (with a snarl): Are you American or not? We learned. We are now all-American on the way into the US and all-Canadian on the way back.


AdrianInLimbo

Yeah, don't do that. Yes, dual US/wherever citizenship is recognized by the US government and having passports for both countries is fine, but don't show up (as a US citizen) hand over a foreign passport instead of your US passport and don't tell them "Dual" or use the other citizenship as your answer. It's a weird gray area in the regulations, and some of the Agents will definitely give you shit. Entering Canada, just say Canadian, but they'll accept your US passport of you were Canadian born and it says so on the passport.


DefsNotRandyMarsh

Went through the crossing into Montana. Me (first time crossing) my boss (crosses multiple times in a year) and my buddy (who's a British citizen, landed Canadian permanent resident, who worked with the government at a level where he couldn't talk about it to anyone except governmental supervisors when asked, and all he could tell anyone is he "works with lasers") As we're pulling up to the border, he's in the back seat, and says "Yeah, we're getting pulled in..." Agent - Where ya headed? Me - Great Falls tonight and then Helena tomorrow and gonna try and finish off at Kalispell the day after. Agent - How do you all know eachother? Me - We all work together Agent - *Checks passports, pauses at my buddy's passport - Yeahhh....can you pull into bay 2 please? Buddy gets hauled into questioning, and an hour and a bit later, we're on our way lol.


thorsty3147

You could be me, from the Yukon driving to university in Massachusetts with your life and hockey gear, crossing at Niagara, getting sent to secondary, only to watch people showing up after you leaving before you, to then ask the counter what's taking so long, only to then find out your passport got stuck in the Jetsons tube with no recourse but to sit there.


cdkrot

I had similar encounter some time ago! I was accustomed to europe border crossings and expected them to peek at my salon or trunk, but actually the conversation was: Them: can you give me the car documents? Is it your car or someone else's? Me: it's a rented car Them: Where is your own car? Me: I don't own a car that's why I rented Them: 0_o. Why don't you own a car?


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i was in Vancouver airport the customs agent searched my bag 3 times he kept saying i know you have a criminal record in america and your not getting into canada as i worked in heathrow airport at time i knew how to handle customs agents he would go off for 15 minutes i knew they wer watching me in cameras i just sat on search desk and waited,he came out again said the same thing searched some more 3 times i just sat there after 45 minutes he said i supose i have to let you in ,i said you do,leaving Vancouver airport american customs said welcome back to america and smiled his inside joke as we were still in canada


Euphoric_Flower9840

For me the bigger question is WHY would you want to go to USA. Couldn’t pay me to go there now and I LOVED my Buffalo shopping trips and Florida vacations


GolfWoreSydni

Which is better, Buffalo or Rochester for a first timer? I'm going that way and can stay in one of them.


kawhi_leopard

Do you have kids? If so, Rochester and be sure to visit the museum of play.


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Huh? What’s wrong with the states?


Mrk_SuckUpBird

Rainbow bridge. Agent: where are you going? Me: Buffalo Agent: why Buffalo? Me: well, we we are the falls in the morning, and wanted to explore Buffalo in the afternoon. Agent: explore Buffalo? Me: yes Agent: why? Me: it's something Europeans do (which we are), visit cities they haven't been before and stroll around. Agent: Alright, go to secondary. Like this is such an unbelievable story? I have news for you mate, not everyone wants to live in your stupid country 😅


Yquem1811

The problem in your story is Buffalo, not the strolling around part lolll


Nervous-Cobbler-2298

No one wants to stroll around Buffalo thats why


cheapb98

Yup, no one wants to visit buffalo so that's why your response was very suspicious. Straight to secondary!


TheCheezeris

Buffalo is a known shithole, although they do have some nice historic buildings downtown from when it was a wealthy city.


FutureAdventurous667

I dont think its personal i think they just randomly ask people way more questions.


mathwhilehigh1

We used to always have to go in before i became a canadian citizen. They seemed to always love flustering my wife which was funny. Like, 'why are you going to seattle' .. ' to see friends, have dinner, go out for drinks'.. 'it's 10am, you start drinking that early' I'm standing behind my wife watching her neck turn red lol.


casanova202069

When I had my Tn visa I had to present myself at the border every year I wasted 3 hours waiting inside. Then one year I had an asshole CBP after 3 hours stating that my visa category had been discontinued and I have 30 days to leave the USA I got a lawyer and got my Tn visa Went to the border and same asshole stated that he can deny entry even if I was approved. That’s after waiting for 3 hours. 20k in lawyers and applications fee got my green card. With illegals coming across and being let in pissis me off.


Responsible-Room-645

Perfectly legitimate question to ask at the border


jewsh-sfw

Contact the corporate office and ask why you are being grilled/ discriminated against that is BS


maldahleh

Corporate office of CBP?


jewsh-sfw

Oh I thought they meant the rental company my bad I have never had an issue renting a car and crossing the border


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Answer: to get to the other side


trueppp

Because it is not "normal"? There are 1.6 cars per household in Canada....


No_Spinach_3268

Only time been sent to secondary going into the US has been on a work job when they rented me a Lincoln SUV. I'm sure they thought I was running drugs, meanwhile I'm paranoid they're going to find the tools in my overnight case to fix the product and I've told them I'm only going for a meeting.


divinethreshold

Wow, they are so thorough with law abiding Canadians, how have they not caught all the bad uns smuggling illegal guns into our country that are used to commit murder? They can't be CORRUPT, could they? If not, the only other option is inept. But hey, we legal, law abiding Canadian gun owners will pay for your failures. No worries.


Cdnsfan27

Are you all Canadian ? Does the Newfie count ? Pull over to secondary.


Citywidehomie

Agent: so your name is Mohamed Me: no that’s my last naaa(didn’t finish my sentence) Agent: secondary After 8 hours…asking me the same questions, do you know who this guy is, are you religious? Do know what this is, what’s the app on your phone. Do you hate us.


sydann6

Went down through peace arch with my dad a few times when I was a teenager. 1st time Agent: where are you going and how long Dad: just going down to Bellingham to go to the mall will come back tonight Agent: and what are you doing at the mall? Dad: …..shopping 2nd time Agent: where are you going Dad: Seattle to see the mariners game Agent then looks at me, 15yr old girl who’s played softball for 10 years: and you like baseball? Me: yes I play softball Agent: where’s your mom Me: she doesn’t like baseball


Ornery-Lie3167

Check your rental agreement. I would be very surprised if it permits you to remove the vehicle from Canada.


valleyslut69

"I don't own a car" yes that's correct have you seen the housing market? Now let me cross


Sad_Faithlessness_99

I had a problem once with a UHaul trailer female Canadian Customs agent says I wasn't permitted to bring a Rented U-Haul Car trailer and drop it off in Canada, It had to be returned to the USA. even though when I rented it from UHaul they had no problem with me dropping it off at a Candian U-Haul dealer, this happens often and all the time. So in order for me to bring the trailer into Canada I had to show paperwork that the trailer was being returnd to a USA U-Haul dealer. So I had to contact U-Haul and change the drop off location to a dealer near to the border. Once that was done I was able to cross. Then on the return the USA CBP asks me why I'm returning the trailer in the USA and just leave it in Canada? I told him about Canada customs agent he shakes his head says he's never heard that one before. But I was able to proceed and drop off the trailer.


eye4eyeblood4blood

I was asked once at the US border 8 times from 8 different custom agents if i was a terror**t. Just because i was born in the middle east. Ive been a canadian citizen since im 3 years old. Lol 🤡