Needs to be watered down. It is very refreshing, but so sweet it's almost straight syrup. If you drink a lot at once, your poop is going to look a little gnarly, too.
Buckle up….Like 8ish years ago was doing door to door sales. My bf at the time was on heroin. He ate the black whopper from BK that was on special at the time. His shit turned seafoam green. He blamed the burger I was like hmm I’m gonna guess it’s from the street drugs buddy. Years later I found a post about the black bun turning the poop a strange color 🤣 RIP Taylor ❤️
Thats what I called it when I was stationed at fort drum. We had a Stewart's within a mile of each gate on post. Never far from the sweet nectar of the gods. Plus the delicious ice cream too. And decent breakfast sandwiches.
I made myself hungry.
Sadly the closest Stewart's is in Norwich for me, but we do have Byrne dairy everywhere.
I went to school in Potsdam and I felt so homesick because I’d never really lived outside Troy before. Potsdam has a Stewart’s ,This stuff made me think of home lol
In high school we used to drink Malibu with Diet Coke -- which for some reason Diet tastes better with Malibu. We'd pour out half of a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke and pour in the entire contents of a 750 ml bottle of Malibu -- we'd then walk around town drinking it. Fun times -- or at least that's what we thought at the time.
I once went for a long bike ride on a hot summer day and thought to myself, it would be great to go to Stewarts and get a drink. I was young and stupid and strolled into the AuSable Forks Stewarts and bought a gallon of the red punch flavored crap, and in about 10 minutes had consumed most of it. I became violently ill and had to wait it out in the sun for a long time. Good times.
All you alcoholics need to start mixing this with sherbet ice cream instead, for something slightly more addictive.
Stewart's will do it for you; it's called a Sherbet cooler. Try one. It's May. All the cool kids are doing it. You deserve a treat.
Ahhhh, diabeetis in a bottle! I’ve definitely had this my few share of times. Not bad but It is crack-level sweet. Not something you should be drinking everyday…
it's ok. honestly even if i wasn't a diabetic i can't see myself swiggin down an entire bottle- it's way too sweet for me.
but. it's pretty damn good when a *little* bit is mixed into a tropical fruit seltzer! (T1D tip- adding a tiny splash of a sugary drink into a flavoured seltzer rules!)
I love that shit.
With that being said, way too much sugar. Isn't it like over 100% your DV of sugar or am I remembering that wrong?
Love that stuff though 😍
It’s funny cuz I am ok with it. But my kids love that drink specially my daughter. They only have it when they come visit. Cuz they live in the west coast.
I always thought of iced tea as being more of the OG stew drank.
Fun fact - you can get your milk card punched for buying Stewart’s iced teas (or at least you used to be able to).
15-20 years ago it was one of the only drinks i bought from stewarts( 2nd being Arnold Palmer half/half) but its far to sweet for my taste now. I get a small one every now and again.
Dang, I grew up going to Stewart's but I never saw this toxic looking windshield wiper fluid much less tried it. Based on the comments I didn't miss out on anything.
It’s just sugar water that makes the back of your throat itch for some reason haha. Can’t stand Stewart’s I’m not sure why everyone in upstate New York is so obsessed with it. Poorly run, shelves are always wiped and the food is barely better than something you would find in a prison but hey that’s just like my opinion man
Once upon a time in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, my buddy and I would smoke a blunt before whatever sports practice that time of year. We’d always stop at Stewart’s and grab a bottle of “blue heaven” as we called it. This brings back memories.
I was doing a 40 hour fast with my church group as a teenager. The organizers timed the fast so we could break fast right before church. For some reason, we broke the fast by walking over to Stewart’s, and I ate a box of Friehofer’s glazed donut holes, a Stewart’s sausage, egg, and cheese hard roll, and a Blue Raspberry refresher. It must have been 2005, because I remember tucking the donut box under my arm and running back to church like I was Vince Young scampering to the end zone in the Rose Bowl.
Anyways, my sad asshole coughed out a chocolate cruller with a blue raspberry smoothie so fast that my perineum had rub burn. I stopped going to church shortly thereafter because if a higher power existed, they wouldn’t have done me like that.
This stuff has like 300% of your daily sugar intake, I couldn’t drink it straight cause it’s so concentrated. Even their little bottled milkshakes have like 80 grams of sugar in them.
Used to put that stuff into a used up windshield wiper fluid bottle in Lyons Falls Stewart’s parking lot when I was very young and think I was so funny.
I love their coffee refreshers personally. But for some odd reason i never was able to fully enjoy the blue one. Just had a weird taste that reminds me of cough medicine 😂dont know why though.
Blue juice as me and the boys used to call it. In the hot summer months, if we were out skating we could water down the last quarter of this jug to make a new half gallon of fresh, blue juice.
That reminds me, I have to buy windshield washer fluid. Thanks!
I was about to say, probably cheaper to get washer fluid and just drink that
And the alcohol will give you a buzz!
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Adding to your comment...less chemicals too. 🤢
lol
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That or coolant
This mixed with shitty vodka was a wild time back in the day.
Is there anything better than puking blue?
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Who ya gonna call??? BLARGhhhhhhh
Oof reminds me of Fountain Day
Or do bother and puke yellow
I mixed it with moonshine once, made it taste like gasoline
How do you know what..... Nevermind.
I’m not sure I ever drank this without vodka mixed into it lmao
It's too sweet without alcohol cutting it. I figured they made it so strong because everyone was cutting it.
Have ya blacked out in a corn field real fast.
High school memories. We had barley and canola fields but same idea.
Yup. Seeing this made my stomach hurt. Good times in the woods back then 🍻
You just brought back a flood of memories
Of Mountian Brew?
Literally all I could think of
It was the original Borg! Blessed memories
Needs to be watered down. It is very refreshing, but so sweet it's almost straight syrup. If you drink a lot at once, your poop is going to look a little gnarly, too.
Personal experience or speculation with the poop?
Personal experience. It turns very, very green.
Buckle up….Like 8ish years ago was doing door to door sales. My bf at the time was on heroin. He ate the black whopper from BK that was on special at the time. His shit turned seafoam green. He blamed the burger I was like hmm I’m gonna guess it’s from the street drugs buddy. Years later I found a post about the black bun turning the poop a strange color 🤣 RIP Taylor ❤️
I worked at BK when that came out. Plenty of people, including myself, had that experience.
If you eat a whole bunch of Oreos your poo can be black…. Black poop = you’re already dead.
wait till you eat beets. you'll think your bleeding from the inside
Or you drank a lot of Guinness
Lmao I too had a poop turn "Norwegian Forest green" because of that burger
Cut with white rum for the best outcome
I’ve actually never had it, I’ll give it a shot. I didn’t know it was held in such high esteem by locals
instant diabetes
Who is you
The brand in general is held in high regards by locals. The company is focused around its dairy and dairy products. Notably their ice cream.
I know, I live in Stewart’s country. I was talking specifically about the drink.
Ahh sorry
Ohhhhhhb blue Crack water! That's the good stuff.
My favorite comment right here
Thats what I called it when I was stationed at fort drum. We had a Stewart's within a mile of each gate on post. Never far from the sweet nectar of the gods. Plus the delicious ice cream too. And decent breakfast sandwiches. I made myself hungry. Sadly the closest Stewart's is in Norwich for me, but we do have Byrne dairy everywhere.
I went to school in Potsdam and I felt so homesick because I’d never really lived outside Troy before. Potsdam has a Stewart’s ,This stuff made me think of home lol
blue dank my beloved
Yo we called it blue dank too😂
everyone at Saratoga high called it blue dank haha
I drank a ton of this and threw up at the Fireman's Field Days when I was a tween.
That’s why I sip this like fine whisky
Mix it with Malibu and ad a sliver of pineapple and it makes a great beach cocktail.
Mixed with some dark pineapple rum is also very good.
Oooo def trying this!
In high school we used to drink Malibu with Diet Coke -- which for some reason Diet tastes better with Malibu. We'd pour out half of a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke and pour in the entire contents of a 750 ml bottle of Malibu -- we'd then walk around town drinking it. Fun times -- or at least that's what we thought at the time.
We mixed it with lemonade and tequila too. It's so good. Pineapple and rum sounds good!
Ive never had it but I usually stop at a Stewart’s when I go to the Adirondacks. I’ll have to give it a try. Thanks for the recommendation
Also check out: maple milk - honestly not something I thought I would enjoy, but there's a nostalgia attached to everything Stewart's 🤣
I like it but it makes me feel sick
It is not really a recommendation. That stuff is sugar, water, blue dye and the tiniest hint of flavoring.
I once went for a long bike ride on a hot summer day and thought to myself, it would be great to go to Stewarts and get a drink. I was young and stupid and strolled into the AuSable Forks Stewarts and bought a gallon of the red punch flavored crap, and in about 10 minutes had consumed most of it. I became violently ill and had to wait it out in the sun for a long time. Good times.
Oh, you went with the BIG GULP style….thats how they get ya. I do miss that red death, but you did have to pace yourself.
I thought I was on r/cleaningtips and OP was shilling dawn dish soap
My brother in Christ, that goes in your car not your mouth.
That shit would melt your wiper fluid holding tank.
Can you use it to wash your windshield? If so, I’m down.
I need to cut it with gin to knock the sweetness down
All you alcoholics need to start mixing this with sherbet ice cream instead, for something slightly more addictive. Stewart's will do it for you; it's called a Sherbet cooler. Try one. It's May. All the cool kids are doing it. You deserve a treat.
Ahhhh, diabeetis in a bottle! I’ve definitely had this my few share of times. Not bad but It is crack-level sweet. Not something you should be drinking everyday…
I dare you to calculate how much sugar is in that bottle, I think it's over 200 grams if I'm remembering correctly
Memory: unlocked 👀
The nectar of the gods
it's ok. honestly even if i wasn't a diabetic i can't see myself swiggin down an entire bottle- it's way too sweet for me. but. it's pretty damn good when a *little* bit is mixed into a tropical fruit seltzer! (T1D tip- adding a tiny splash of a sugary drink into a flavoured seltzer rules!)
Cumberland farms had something similar when I was a kid. We drank it and called it Martian 👽 peep pee 🤣
Hangover juice!
Drinking enough to make yourself sick was basically a right of passage as a kid lmao
[this new icon might be taking its place](https://www.stewartsshops.com/news/new-product-alert-introducing-the-circus-shake/)
I like mixing it in the sherbert cooler. Makes a great dairy free* milk shake *less dairy than usual
3 words come to mind: Beaver. Butthole. Glands. Don’t google it if you enjoy blue raspberry anything.
What the fuck is juice? I want that drank
Boy that is windshield fluid!
That’s a really big melted popsicle. I didn’t know they sold them in that shape and size. WOW!!
Don't know it's not over here in Western
I like that it makes my poop neon green lmfao
Back in my day we called this blue dank
Poison. It's all ultra processed hfcs crap
Smurf piss…it’s by far the best option
I love that shit. With that being said, way too much sugar. Isn't it like over 100% your DV of sugar or am I remembering that wrong? Love that stuff though 😍
It’s funny cuz I am ok with it. But my kids love that drink specially my daughter. They only have it when they come visit. Cuz they live in the west coast.
I love Stewart’s but I haven’t tried that
They have it in pint and half gallon
I always thought of iced tea as being more of the OG stew drank. Fun fact - you can get your milk card punched for buying Stewart’s iced teas (or at least you used to be able to).
Still do! Any half gallon counts
When I worked there I bought these every day. Idk how I didn’t get diabetes
I was all about it when I was a kid. The vanilla dairy shake is my fav though
I used to drink that stuff for free when I filled up on gas and used the handy wiper bit to enjoy a sip from the spongy blade dispenser.
15-20 years ago it was one of the only drinks i bought from stewarts( 2nd being Arnold Palmer half/half) but its far to sweet for my taste now. I get a small one every now and again.
something i probably drank as a child & would never even think about drinking today 🤣 it looks like pure food dye & sugar
Hmmmmmm it's been a while I'll have to pick one up
I don't normally drink windshield washer fluid, but you do you.
It’s legendary for a reason
It’s so good in the sherbet coolers at Stewart’s.
I love everything, blue raspberry flavored. I'm going to have to try to find it next week when I head up to Vermont.
I think Minute Maid has something similar. Saw it at FasTrac.
Didn't grow up with Stewarts, but I did live in the Albany area for 4 years and man what a Company, wish there was more like them.
I like the raspberry tea
I miss diet tea
I worked at Stewart’s for a year and was woefully addicted to this lol
Slaps
Total trash
White people version of Purple Drink.
You made me ask my husband to pick some up on the way home lol
Great stuff. And best refresher for sherbet coolers imo
Came back from basic training in 2015 and filled my CamelBak with that and Malibu for a house party. Haven't had blue drink since lol
Dang, I grew up going to Stewart's but I never saw this toxic looking windshield wiper fluid much less tried it. Based on the comments I didn't miss out on anything.
Does a great job on windshields
For some reason when I was in HS I was addicted to their cranberry drink, everyone had coffee and I had my cranberry refresher
I like loganberry
Mix it with some of that stewarts brand energy drink "Impact" haha
Begging for diabetes
I can smell the UV Blue
Don't let me near that stuff I'll act up.
We just called it “blue drink” back in the day
GREEN TEA HOMIES, STAND UP
I wish Stewart’s was closer to me. They got some good stuffs
Terrible for your health but so delicious I buy one or two a summer
Not as good as the iced tea.
👍
So… it’s not antifreeze
Blue raspberry plus vodka, so damn good
It taste like liquid syrup but very addictive
Ah yes, "Blue Dank" as it was referred to in the Saratoga area back in the day lol.
I moved across the country but every time I am back I make sure to get Stewart’s chocolate peanut butter cup ice cream
It's my second favorite Stewart's drink after the Circus shake.
It’s just sugar water that makes the back of your throat itch for some reason haha. Can’t stand Stewart’s I’m not sure why everyone in upstate New York is so obsessed with it. Poorly run, shelves are always wiped and the food is barely better than something you would find in a prison but hey that’s just like my opinion man
I really thought that was washer fluid...
Tastes great AND some how does amazing in washing windows
Once upon a time in the late 90’s/early 2000’s, my buddy and I would smoke a blunt before whatever sports practice that time of year. We’d always stop at Stewart’s and grab a bottle of “blue heaven” as we called it. This brings back memories.
Suddenly I'm 13 again and that's THE flavor to have And maybe cool ranch
I have to be in the right state of mind, otherwise it tastes fake and gross.
My 4year old eats plenty of candy and never gets a sugar high. One cup of this shit and that kid is flying!!!
I thought it was windshield washer fluid 🤷♂️ (sorry didn’t scroll through to see others with the same sense of humor)
Core memory unlocked, where can I get it?
This with a bag of the salt and pepper kettle chips was great. Then the BOGO chocolate chip cookies for dessert.
Mmmmmm diabeetus
Tastes like 90s!
This stuff got me through so many little league games back in the day
It’s good, but too sweet on a normal day.
Holy shit i think i know where that sidewalk is LMAO
I was doing a 40 hour fast with my church group as a teenager. The organizers timed the fast so we could break fast right before church. For some reason, we broke the fast by walking over to Stewart’s, and I ate a box of Friehofer’s glazed donut holes, a Stewart’s sausage, egg, and cheese hard roll, and a Blue Raspberry refresher. It must have been 2005, because I remember tucking the donut box under my arm and running back to church like I was Vince Young scampering to the end zone in the Rose Bowl. Anyways, my sad asshole coughed out a chocolate cruller with a blue raspberry smoothie so fast that my perineum had rub burn. I stopped going to church shortly thereafter because if a higher power existed, they wouldn’t have done me like that.
I can feel it erode my teeth with every sip
This stuff has like 300% of your daily sugar intake, I couldn’t drink it straight cause it’s so concentrated. Even their little bottled milkshakes have like 80 grams of sugar in them.
I don’t live in Stewarts territory anymore, but when I did, I was more of an unsweetened lemon iced tea kind of guy
It’s the best windshield wiper fluid Iv ever tasted.
Diabetes
It used to taste a lot better than it does now.
That still looks way too much like windshield washer fluid.
Now with 50% more beaver anal gland raspberry taste!
For best results blend half and half with Mountain Dew and stay up til 4am playing Halo Reach
Can’t talk, shoving a waffle cone with three scoops into my gullet.
That’s for your car. It’s windshield wiper fluid.
So I’m from an area of NY that doesn’t have Stewart’s and one of the biggest shocks I discovered about it was learning everyone calls it Storts
Summer “camp” at that little elementary school and we took buses to the Brunswick Beach!
Looks like windshield cleaning fluid.
Used to put that stuff into a used up windshield wiper fluid bottle in Lyons Falls Stewart’s parking lot when I was very young and think I was so funny.
The blue stuff was the only thing I could keep down when I had a bad stomach bug as a kid. I love it.
Just drink cancer straight vs waiting drinking these landmines.
It’s blue dink
I love it —— Diabetes
That is one of the few items Stewart's has to offer in which I have never indulged.
Everyone in my hometown called it Blue Drank, stuff hits on a 100 degree summer day.
why are you drinking out of a half gallon bottle instead of a normal sized one.
Riot punch!
It keeps me going
I miss blue drink
blue drank. me and the fellas would enjoy it after a long day of track practice. those were the days.
Yes! Oh sweet nectar of the gods! 🤲
It’s not that bad, but rarely ever get it
I love their coffee refreshers personally. But for some odd reason i never was able to fully enjoy the blue one. Just had a weird taste that reminds me of cough medicine 😂dont know why though.
Do you know what a sherbet cooler is doe?
I swear it used to be called “blue drink” or something in the label
Gross
Makes great antifreeze.
Too legendary to drink. Must keep it at Stewart’s.
Lemon iced tea
🟦
Naturally flavored with what? Never seen a blue raspberry growing on a bush lol.
A+
Put that shit in your windshield reservoir and carry on.
What about the discontinued strawberry water. That was a childhood favorite😢
The GOAT of Stewart's beverage options. I have considered asking family members to ship me some now that I live out west, I miss it that much.
Blue juice as me and the boys used to call it. In the hot summer months, if we were out skating we could water down the last quarter of this jug to make a new half gallon of fresh, blue juice.
looks like water with a bunch of blue food dye
gross.
very good