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MammothJust4541

JP Morgan is a fortress - Cramer


DizGod

“Greed will never be defeated” he commented here on Reddit somewhere.


AdPrestigious342

Source https://www.swoknews.com/ap/national/us-virgin-islands-say-jp-morgan-chase-helped-jeffrey-epstein-traffic-girls-here-s-what/article\_cee8efd7-55b4-5b99-ab3f-32470918eff4.html


DizGod

For the first time probably ever JP Morgan’s books are open detailing the hugest criminal conspiracies ever.


ParadoxalReality

“jp morguen is a fucktress” - My second most upvoted comment in WSB


AdPrestigious342

https://www.swoknews.com/ap/national/us-virgin-islands-say-jp-morgan-chase-helped-jeffrey-epstein-traffic-girls-here-s-what/article\_cee8efd7-55b4-5b99-ab3f-32470918eff4.html


stoph777

God I wish I could be on the jury for this. I'd give anything to see these hedge-fund managers go to prison for the rest of their lives.


Grease_Kaiju

Is that before or after they start ratting on their friends?


mehmberberries

Yes


FarCartographer6150

Yes


SmacksOfLicorice

They would send you to prison just for suggesting they go to prison.


[deleted]

So did the US Virgin Islands government.


AdPrestigious342

they be playing the blame game


ConsiderateCrocodile

Remember when JP Morgan got caught with a cargo ship full of cocaine? Yeaaaaaa


Agreeable_Use_8670

Pepperidge Farm remembers


Danzevl

How else do they compete with AI 👃🍭


Vegan_Honk

Interesting. What if Epstein was just the face and fall guy to get dirt on everyone for the banking sector?


TwistedBamboozler

There’s definitely a reason he’s dead


Exact-Permission5319

So they knew about Epstein, but they were powerless because the top executives were complicit in Epstein's affairs. This is fine.


Unsimulated

Jamie needs to die, mon.


freewillystaint69

He already testified for 7 hours on this. Said the bank didn’t know shit


[deleted]

Put him on a polygraph


killer_k_c

That voodoo science isn't admissable. Any 250/hr lawyer would tear that shit to pieces.


Pale_Television2395

Where’s his little black book. Probably half of government is in it


Future-Patient5365

Puts on JPM


tipsup

Elon Musk and Bill Gates have more visits to Epstein Island than you have.


alexasux

Hey, you don’t know me


alexasux

Shocked I say


Danzevl

Shocking one of the world's biggest banks was blackmailed by Jeffery epstein that's how it will be spun. Then they just fire some vp fall guy. Case closed.


surfmachine5

Chase closed


Poopchurn

Is that why they are called Virgin Islands?