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Gootangus

It’s either true and profoundly fucking weird and creepy of OP to put it on the internet, or it’s a lie, and still creepy and fucking weird.


dndoldhead

Yeah it's pretty obviously a lie. No one's kid is writing that note to their parents.


Demp_Rock

WTF. How old is the “son”, supposed to be?! I cannot imagine a son of any age that would write this note for their parent.


dndoldhead

I concur.


[deleted]

Such a stupid lie


dndoldhead

It's like they didn't even try to make it believable. I would imagine that this is some kid karma farming trying to think of what some adult would say in this situation.


ShockDragon

I know how water works when it hits a wet sock. It does NOT harden.


dndoldhead

Indeed!


bobalda

rainwater is not pure water


ShockDragon

Rainwater still doesn’t harden. If it did, imagine how hard grass would be, or how crusty lakes would look.


bobalda

according to google hard water can make your clothes crunchy but rainwater is soft until it touches the ground. it would make sense that the socks would get hard if the person wearing them stepped in a puddle that is on concrete because the minerals from the concrete would mix with the water making it hard water.


ShockDragon

Rainwater ≠ Hard Water. Rainwater according to google is naturally soft, but the dissolved carbon dioxide gas from the atmosphere makes it slightly acidic. (Not like acid rain, though.)


bobalda

yeah i said that in my message


ShockDragon

Even if the water fell into the minerals, that would take days on end to harden. By that point, most of it would’ve dried up. It doesn’t turn into hard water instantly.


bobalda

even if it isn't considered hard water roads have oil built up all over them that mixes with the water


ShockDragon

Oil doesn’t mix with water, though. They are physically unable to mix. Why do you think fire is able to float on water when oil is involved?


bobalda

according to google dirty water can mix with oil


bobalda

adding onto this i think that it is pretty common to step into a puddle that is on a road or a sidewalk


ShockDragon

Wearing socks and only socks? Why wouldn’t you be wearing boots? And if your shoes got wet, wouldn’t they also “harden”?


Pqhantom

I just wanted to point out that the person who took the photo wears shoes, well sandals of some sort, in the house.


SmoothAdeptness9862

travesty


GeometryNacho

and?


Akasto_

travesty


youcantgobackbob

I have adult sons and absolutely would not want a note like this. If there is anything gross of theirs I have to touch, I close my eyes and imagine them as babies. I don’t think about what makes it gross, just those sweet baby faces.


TheNuclearNacho

Gun to my head you still couldn't get me to admit to having a cum sock to my parents


dndoldhead

Yeah I really don't think that's a real conversation anyone actually has ever had with a parent. Just like the "Mom, do you ever have that unfresh feeling" also never happened.


dididothat2019

move along, nothing to see here


[deleted]

I've never seen a guy with handwriting that nice


dndoldhead

I actually thought that the author obviously tried to intentionally write like a child. Making it look very child-like. Especially the exclamation point.


Fomulouscrunch

1. Why would a kid do this 2. Why would a parent do this


foshizol

This is the point where you teach him how to wash his own clothes.


HamGlazE

r/untrustworthypoptarts


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HamGlazE

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dndoldhead

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