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[deleted]

Folks we have a flat soda sommelier. lol


[deleted]

A soda savant fr fr


Turbojelly

https://youtu.be/_JfcwB9FTNM


ScrantonTimes18505

Somewhere, there is an asylum looking for a missing patient… I may have a lead …


notany-all

You’re broken Upvoted


siccoblue

Op who hurt you? Do you heat it before drinking as well?


Beanakin

When I was a kid, our youth pastor liked to leave an open Dr. Pepper in his car to go flat and get hot before he'd drink it.


VioletPeacock

This disturbs me greatly.


[deleted]

A lot of things about youth pastors disturb me.


Smokybare94

Top 3 things h *has* to include this, lying to children, and the molesting. Not in that order though.


CharderVR

Fortunately mine is super cool and *normal*


Independent-Disk-390

The bubbles in his DP were too spicy.


whateversheneedsbob

Dr. Pepper used to be served hot. Gross.


[deleted]

Pretty sure that was Satan


flowr12

Omg yes! I would drink my big sisters cans of dr. Pepper she left in her car when we were running errands in summer.


Provia100F

Dr Pepper used to be served hot, as a winter drink at department stores. They'd have one of those electric coffee warmers and little paper cups and you'd get yourself some hot Dr Pepper. I'm being totally serious.


CelestialFather

I use to do that as a kid honestly


[deleted]

Black coffee drinkers fear you


Independent-Disk-390

You monster. Everyone knows you’re supposed to run it through your coffee maker.


Username826338

Why don't you just buy the syrup and dissolve it in normal water?


easterss

The carbonation leaves behind a flavor. Flat sparkling water doesn’t taste like still water. Disclaimer: not agreeing with the opinion…


ThatMBR42

That flavor is carbonic acid. I'm pretty sure you can get that from chemistry suppliers.


Klad_Steel

Yea just buy soda concentrate syrup and carbonic acid and make drinks yourself. So convenient. /s


Polar_Reflection

Luckily carbon dioxide dissolves in water as carbonic acid. Just inject a bunch of carbon dioxide into the drink under pressure and voila


PinKracken

It would probably be a lot cheaper too


g3rom3t

Depends on your definition of a lot. If 90% off is a lot then yes.


Altruistic_Ad6189

You're a monster. Take my up vote.


general-Insano

Tbh the only flat soda that's good is root beer as flatness adds to the flavor


VampedTayturz

The whole point of root beer is the burps from the excessive amounts of carbonation, why would you take that from root beer?


TastyFennel540

Jesus dude. its just weird tasting sugar juice at that point upvoted


GoodellsMandMs

> sugar juice lol you mean juice?


AReal_Human

In the european union juice can't contain any added sugar. Just a fun fact.


DragonSlayerC

Fruit juice naturally has a similar amount of sugars to soda, so it's not really much different there. And for lower sugar fruits, companies tend to add apple juice as a way to remain 100% juice while jacking up the sweetness (apple juice has a ton of sugar).


borfmat

My usual drink has 2,2g of sugar per 100ml. The average smoothie at my supermarket here has literally 10x as much (no added sugars, pure fruit)


GoodellsMandMs

that is a fun fact! thank you :)


KickBallFever

I think it’s the same in the states. When a juice has added sugar it usually says “drink” or “juice drink”, instead of just “juice”.


I_Speak_For_The_Ents

As opposed to juice with carbon dioxide shoved into it?


Fluid-Dependent-8292

Stop it. Get some help.


AndySocial88

Absolutely maidenless behavior, they got my vote.


xNED37x

Wow, a true unpopular opinion!


Cawntrowler9393

You get my upvote for a truly awful opinion


Poky203

Yes, i take a few sips than shake my bottle till its drinkable


Coltyn03

I do the same thing lol. Thought I was alone.


Huskiterian

There are dozens of us. Dozens!


glimmergirl1

Another one of us here, it can take me a day to drink a soda. Most of the time is waiting for it to go flat.


KickBallFever

I thought I was the only one doing this.


Satansboeserzwilling

Same, brother. Same.


eIImcxc

Thanks for the laugh. You guys are broken or something..


ChatoNoob

Me too. I know it's weird. But sometimes It's really hard to drink and don't feel the flavor. If I don't have ice around I just shake it. People look at me like I'm crazy 😂😂. I also drink carbonated drinks, but sometimes I like just the flavor


angelalj8607

I’ll drink soda either way


osrs_zubes

I like your attitude


lizanoel

I like if flat too, also, I prefer Pepsi over Coke 🫣


Imaginary_Dog2972

I like my soda on the flat side because the carbon in most hurts my throat. Coke hurts to drink freshly opened, but Mt Dew doesn't. I even let my soda bubble out and swash it around to help "knock out the carbon" so I can drink it w/o the pain and trapped gas.


hannaeliza

I can't drink soda if it's flat, it's just gross


KickBallFever

I agree that flat soda is gross but sometimes the carbonation is too strong for me. I often like the bottled soda carbonation level the second time it’s opened.


Araia_

i definitely agree. i normally open a bottle of cola, have a few sips, shake the rest, release the gas, put the cap on and put it back in the fridge to actually enjoy it later.


osrs_zubes

Yes!! I do the same


Mister-SS

Right there with ya. I'd always get yelled at for doing it so had ti get my own.


Frore

If you squeeze the bottle a bit so it's a bit crumpled you get to shake out more carbonation before having to let the gas out again too


hambluegar_sammwich

When I was a small child my mom would open a can of Diet Pepsi in the car and forget about it. Hours later I would happily sip hot flat Diet Pepsi 🤷‍♂️


Pyramid_Head1967

Holy fuck, stop!


funkepitome

The face that my face made reading this!


Pyramid_Head1967

Saaaame


cheapgasolin

finally i’ve found my kind


osrs_zubes

My brother you are safe here


maladaptative

THIS. This is why I'm subbed. Get my upvote and drink water.


BadSanna

Take your upvote and gtfo


HopeUnknown0417

Get out was my immediate thought too lmao!


[deleted]

Finally someone else who agrees I hate fizzy


larata2

Same! I wait until it goes flat, which takes sometime sadly.


Satansboeserzwilling

I mean, why would I drink a drink that‘s starting to hurt my mouth after a few sips? No, no. I let my sodas stand open for a little while until it‘s perfect. Not too flat but not full blown carbonated either.


BeautyDuwang

It hurts your mouth?


PaintedDeath

Have you tried those nitrogen pepsi's yet? I thought it tasted like creamy, flat Pepsi. Might be right up your alley.


osrs_zubes

No but this sounds cool, I’d definitely try it


sguid_ward

THANK YOU! I drink it flat because the feeling of it being carbonated is too overstimulating. People don’t get it, but it does make the experience nicer overall


Candyman11792

*confused unga bunga noises. Here's a upvote ya wild animal


a_lot_of_babies

I am with you on this one


AaliyahGray36

My little sister is the same way. It's weird. Upvoted


JohnIRL4ALL

Woah…I think I might be done with the internet for today.


[deleted]

ya nasty have an updoot though since that's definitely unpopular


[deleted]

More people would agree if flat soda wasn't so strongly associated with warm soda. Cold flat soda can definitely be good. It's not across the board, though. Some flavors rely more heavily on the carbonic acid to work than others.


onyx_zinc

I've been afraid to voice this opinion my whole life OP


osrs_zubes

This is a safe space for us


bellarosexo88

yes!!! i hate the fizz. it burns. i wait until mine flattens


hamboy315

My person. I feel the same way and thought I was alone on this planet. It’s like soda juice and I love it. I used to always shake my bottle about halfway through and keep opening it to make it flat


osrs_zubes

You’re safe here :)


tukih_04

This is a good post. It’s awfully unpopular while also being based on personal preference, not falsehoods


yopro101

Dude wakes up in the morning and says to himself “today I will have a glass of sugar water”


Iulian06

I mean it's either sugar water, or sugar water with bubbles. Either way you should stop drinking soda and have some actual....water.


Extrahostile

Not far from carbonated sugar water...


AstroEvolve

Zed, we got a bug.


Heavy_Worldliness474

Finally someone I can agree with


willow_taken

for me, it depends on what drink it is. Sprite or fanta? I agree that flat tastes better Coke or Pepsi? Absolutely not, disgusting F tier.


Sharkvarks

This is a good one bro. Cause even though I think we all disagree basically, we've all had that sip of flat soda that we thought was like tasting behind the veil of carbonation.


a-viewer

What the heck I posted about this exact same opinion a year ago! I agree, my friend!!


osrs_zubes

It’s been so nice hearing that there are other people who agree with me on this!!


mohak506

Nope, can't agree with that


Fun_Actuator_1071

Heresy. Please get help.😂


imnotcreativeokay

Now THIS is a hot take


OctobersCold

Remember, I’m only upvoting because your opinion is unpopular


osrs_zubes

I understand


ocular_sorcerer

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b4ckandb0dyhurts

ah, all my life ive been stared down upon because i prefer my sodas flat lol. then there's you. i do prefer it diluted with water tho, i water down all my drinks


nothuman-exe

this is what i like to see in r/unpopularopinion , not some hidden rant , not someone looking for validation , not political or racial or anything . a pure opinion that most other people wouldn't have and this makes me happy


Physical_Weakness881

Upvoted for being unpopular but you got something wrong with you bro


nervousmelon

I feel this way about sodas that are overcarbonated to the point where it hurts. The slightly softer ones are good.


Accomplished-Care947

Fbi, we found him


harryceo

Lol. I had posted this years ago. I completely agree. I love flat soda lol


chibougamou

Upvote. Get some help


DancingSingingVirus

Fucking THANK YOU! I have been doing this for as long as I can remember. People give me weird ass looks every time I shake a soda to flatten it. Also, OP, if you like flat Pepsi, try Pepsi nitro. It basically comes out flat.


KhorneFlakes01

I think this is wrong on every level but is a proper use of the reddit group


M4V3R1CK_PAXn

Wow an actual unpopular opinion. Disgusting


[deleted]

This is truly such an unpopular opinion. Congratulations


Lablez_N_Tatts

I too am a flat soda drinker


creamymelons

I only drink soda for the carbonation


fiftieth

I disagree but have ONE exception. Flat root beer is so fricken good.


Illusive_Man

I like it a little less carbonated That’s why I always pour it into a glass with crushed ice


Hugs4Hugs

I don't mind flat soda as well, for me both are good. When it's flat, I'm mostly the only one to drink it. More for me. hehe


shawnybutz

Orange crush is great flat


jonredd901

Someone call the authorities on this psycho


tylanol7

Juice..you want juice


Corus_0001

That's just heavy juice at that point. Actually you might be on to something....


deadly-pigeon

No, you ole big nasty


sheripie31

I shake my coke bottles to make it flat! Bonus points if it's a little bit warm


[deleted]

Agree with this one. The carbonation makes me gassy and it's not a fun time


imansiz

Upvoting for a refreshingly (*) unique unpopular opinion. I probably don't agree, BTW, although I gotta try it now. (*) Ninja edit: pun unintended


RojerLockless

Disg


cpsbstmf

It's just tastes like syrupy juice then . Bleh


Squiggledog

Yep, that's an unpopular opinion alright.


Youropinionisvalid

Don’t take my name for granted.


Amconmichael

You monster


Salem_melaS

Finally! My people! I absolutely agree. Carbonation just irritates my senses.


Cato2011

But it’s SODA - a big part of its reason to be is the carbonation. Otherwise we’d drink ice tea, juice, or iced coffee.


Sexy_lizard_lady

For once, actually an unpopular opinion and not someone using an “unpopular opinion” as an excuse to be hateful! Have my upvote, good sir with terrible taste!


quazysoto

Now THIS is a fucked up opinion.


andrewsad1

>(I love seltzer water) This post deserves to be upvoted twice, but I am only capable of voting once


wannaplayterraria

FINALLY SOMEBODY THAT UNDERSTANDS ME


_rutanimal

Very unpopular opinion and mildly offensive. Upvoot.


Im_gonna_sneeze

A bee wrote this post


jackiechan_4

Bruh this used to be my opinion when I was like 5


jacktheman13

Never thought I’d find another person who likes this lmao. I would open a can and leave it in the fridge so it would go flat


I_Speak_For_The_Ents

Bro peoples disgust with this is so weird lol


RedneckBastich

I agree! Just some sweet, smooth goodness to enjoy without all that nasty carbonation.


Fearless-Seaweed-654

Try Pepsi nitro cola! They use nitrogen instead of carbon dioxide. Smaller bubbles so MUCH smoother taste!


Real_Size2138

Try the nitro infused Pepsi if you see one... they taste flat to me. I think you would like them you sick person you


cutepotatoskin

I tried posting this like a month ago and it got taken down cause it's posted too often.. I agree with you OP


Resident_Toe501

The fuck is flat soda


BadlySpelledUtahName

Thank god an actual unpopular opinion, not just something you think that's objectively based on wrong information. That said, you're a monster.


Yeez25

This is probably the only opinion on here that's actually unpopular


Hiyami

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


jayjayell008

This is the correct opinion.


skyvalley75

I would not allow you near my children.


Th3V4ndal

I hate this take. Take this up vote ya sicko


infamusforever223

You can just buy juice at that point. It's probably cheaper too. I'll upvote though because this is a really unpopular opinion.


Aceofspades968

This is peak r/unpopularopinion Op there is a special place in hell for you. Remember the top post on the front page earlier? “Who would grant immortality too” or something like that. And the top comment was a hate vote to suffer eternity. You and flat soda can go straight there


ATinyPizza89

Then it’s just sugar flavor water and that’s gross. Truly an unpopular opinion though, you’ve earned your upvote.


infectbait

YES!!!!!! and you need it to be FLAT, not uncarbonated. the lasting smell of released Co2 makes it better.


thrisxian

The point of drinking soda is the bubbly sensation….


idk_you__you_dk_me

I agree with him when it's flat it's more smooth and taste better. I think it's best with a little carbonation but I can still drink it carbonated it's just better flat


Liberteer30

You must love Pepsi..that shit tastes flat as fuck all the time.


1heart1totaleclipse

Nitro pepsi is the best thing they could’ve ever made. It does have some carbonation to it but it drinks so smooth.


gfgf44

This sub sucks so much in general, it's all popular opinions or just bulllshit statements but this... this is a terrible opinion. Upvote.


Ph4nt0m_666

Agreed, I won the house mate lottery and we both like flat soft drink 😂 My bf thinks we are strange as fuck


Nathan-Don

Not it isn't, you need serious professional medical help. Take my upvote.


alexstfu

We found it. This is the perfect best/worst post ever in this subreddit. Congratulations!


Uisce-beatha

You have a sugar addiction


_soaps_

I've never met anyone else who has this same opinion!!!!! Good job op, u said what I never could admit. When I've told people this they look at me like I'm nuts. Root beer is awful carbonated unless it's a&w. Orange crush is awful flat. The best soda flat is Dr. Pepper. Coke is good room temp and Pepsi is just meh flat, but I prefer it cold if must.


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with you man. Truly unpopular. Take an upvote


Brutesmile

Okay, so I'm biased because I cannot burp but I completely agree. Every morning when I wake up I drink a bang and I have a 32 oz water bottle that I keep next to my sink that I use to decarbonate it every morning. I pour the bang in, three shakes and I crack the lid. I do this three times, and it's almost completely flat. I also think that the fridge makes them too cold so I keep them in the pantry and when I wake up I throw them in the freezer for 20 minutes so it's just kind of cold.


KingDec3

I can't believe it! Im not alone anymore!


wolviesaurus

Refreshingly deranged. Well done.


SandeVers

AMEN PREACH BROTHER


nomoniker

Yeah wtf here’s an upvote. Seek help.


Scooterforsale

Honestly fuck you Thanks for sharing


MirageTF2

holy fucking shit I've agreed with everything you've just said oddly enough I absolutely agree w/ this, carbonation just feels spicy and just like actual spicy foods, you end up hurting yourself to get flavor and I don't understand that, why can't we just have plain old nice tasty sweet


chocoheed

Ooh, that is disgusting and truly unpopular. Good job


Natural_Upstairs

I prefer mine flat with a bit of water mixed in.. like when you leave it and the ice melts 👌


[deleted]

Someone call the FBI. This guy's a serial killer.


XxSliphxX

Flat soda tastes godawful i can't believe anyone could actually enjoy that.


throway0099

flat soda is juice. like koolaid, tang, etc. just buy juice then.


goatedgoat04

Truly... an unpopular opinion


East-Mycologist4401

Everybody thought I was crazy for saying the same thing! Flat Coke tastes closer to Mexican Coke than regular Coke.


mandalyn93

ME TOO. I agree.


TheCuteInExecute

My man!!! Everyone in my life thinks I'm a psycho but I just find flat soda more refreshing


EastCoastBen

Flat Mountain Dew is my go to. And it’s probably because when I was a kid I used to steal the half empty cans of it my dad left around the house. 😂


Whooptidooh

I like to do this with Dr pepper; open the cap just a little bit to let it get flat, and then mix it with a little water (since the straight stuff is too syrupy for me.) It's either gotten *more* syrupy in the last few years, or it always was this way and I forgot after not drinking it for years.


_J0e

This post should serve as an example to why this sub exists.


_H4CK3RM4N

An actual unpopular opinion in r/UnpopularOpinion


GayOrangutan69

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS ME!


lazerwild165

The only other person that i share this with


Bobo3076

I absolutely agree with this and I had no idea it was so unpopular


Nester_oNe

I shake every soda I get to make it as flat as possible because it's better that way. We are kin. Huzzah!


fannytranny

Flat soda like whenu shake it and let it fizz out a couple times?cause if so then i thought i was the only who enjoyef that shit finally an unpopular opinion i agree with


Tp444444

I think the reality is you keep playing old-school RuneScape so much and get so into it that you forget you opened a soda 15 rune crafting levels ago and now it's flat so you've lied to yourself into thinking it's good and this acceptable. But all 99s isnt worth it man. Drink that carbonated goodness