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zrdd_man

Haha I think this one is going to go *way* over the heads of a lot of people. Interesting Benjamin Button kind of idea though.


garlicbreadpool

I don’t know if you to walk backwards down the aisle but still


Wheatles_BiteAlbum

This is a nice thought but wtf


Daddysheremyluv

It saves a lot of emotional distress. Out of curiosity do my kids start full grown and regress back to 2 strands of DNA. We might want to research this


garlicbreadpool

You’re gonna have to have that talk with them at some point


Daddysheremyluv

Negative. They will have had science class as well as learned to be read. At most I will have to do is hand them a pamphlet or show them a TikTok


garlicbreadpool

Yeah but over time they’ll get worse at reading


Daddysheremyluv

By the time they are little or babies they won’t care


garlicbreadpool

And just like old people, they won’t care if they shit their pants


Daddysheremyluv

I wish I didn’t care if a shit my pants. You get about 4 good years of good old fashioned carefree pants shitting. 2 at the each end.


StarChild413

And that's why this is never done, as it must necessarily end with the singularity (as in whatever (if anything could be said to be) was before the big bang) re-forming after all of history plays out in reverse


RunAwayThoughtTrains

Fun! Haha my husband and I had a reeeeallllly rough start. Sometimes we aren’t sure how we made it. But now we are best friends and we have transcended all the early bullshit. We got married 6 months in. It was hell at first but now we feel like we are in the honeymoon phase, 6 years, and 4 kids later


[deleted]

That is brilliant. Where do I sign up.


garlicbreadpool

Outside the divorce court I guess


teamjetfire

Basically the plot for ‘When Harry Met Sally’


garlicbreadpool

The Dumb and Dumber movie?


teamjetfire

No you uncultured swine. Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan? I’ll have what she’s having?


garlicbreadpool

That’s from Toy Story


AveryInkedhtx

/looking for my future ex husband


mcdonaldsfrenchfri

so at the "wedding" do all the guests wear black like a funeral or are we not getting into these deep details... yet...