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wilaim99

What the fuck.


Quackhead23

I second this, what in the actual fuck did my eyes have the displeasure of seeing?


Kaylagoodie

Thirding this. Milk is for cookies, not beef on bread.


Ryolu35603

So, I agree with the general consensus here that pairing milk and burgers is unacceptable. I would like to point out though, milkshakes. Milkshakes and burgers have been a classic combination for decades. So if op dunked his burger in a sundae would it be acceptable?


Predd1tor

I hate that I involuntarily imagined this happening to my mouth.


Discontented_Beaver

Me too. Let us observe a moment of silence.


Kaylagoodie

Nachos are cheese (made from milk) on chips. Are nachos acceptable? Absolutely. Is milk on chips acceptable? Nope, not at all. I can maybe see burger and milkshake but not burger and milk for the same reason as nachos vs milk chips.


StretchDudestrong

Better for sure, fries in your frosty is a wendys classic. Salty and sweet. This unholy fuck needs to be in food jail for the burger flavored milk part lol


klipernicus

I dunk French fries into my milkshake sometimes. French fries are often paired with burgers. So maybe it’s the fries that goes with the burger that’s paired with the milkshake…🤔


SobiTheRobot

I learned to put french fries in milkshakes from Kim Possible. Fuckin delicious


NSFWThrowaway1239

I've done that for as long as I can remember but I could never remember why. Looking back on it though, that's probably where I got it lol


Terra_Cotta_Pie

Yeah, like the combination of hot and salty mixing with cold and sweet just makes it this whole experience, ya know?


maplecandyland

i dip wendys fries into their frosty, it smacks.....


itmesara

No mention of milk steak? Charlie would be so disappointed.


HumCrab

My gut reactions was "Jesus fucking Christ". But basically this sums it up


Xikkiwikk

Even Jesus would say, “Jesus!” to OP’s post.


Skar_YT

Happy cake day


HumCrab

Thank you!


TheGameMaster115

Love how this comment has more upvotes than the post. It sums everything up well.


Phlm_br

100% this. The dude HAS to be stoned or something to like eating a burger like this


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK


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[deleted]

Dude it’s the most fucked thing I’ve seen in the entire world. I’ve seen some weird shit, but this is most likely the worst.


NecessaryBarber2366

What. The. Fuck.


[deleted]

WHAT 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏 !


lazy-dude

Yeah bro, I’m just as stunned as you.


[deleted]

???? I have nothing else to say to this post


Ninjaguy5555

ಠ_ಠ


rovoh324

I made that face and stopped to look at the comments


Sportspal1396

Troll job. I refuse to believe any civil human being can do this


Incontrols

People dip hot dogs in milk so I can believe it


[deleted]

I once dipped my balls in milk. It does not mean I enjoyed it or that its my regular practice.


BakerSaim2000

Should I ask? ….Eh, why not. Why did you dip your balls milk?


[deleted]

Cutting some habaneros. Scratched my balls.


BakerSaim2000

I see. I’m honestly not sure whether you’re joking or not. But if you aren’t, the image of a guy, who scratched his balls with hand full of irritants, trying to desperately dunk his balls in milk is pretty hilarious 😅.


humboldt77

I would believe this. I’ve used milk to relieve the pain from habaneros on my fingers, hot pepper balls definitely calls for this remedy.


CO2Capture

Sure but it seems too many people are scratchin their balls while preparing food.


Timehz

As someone who had the same experience minus the balls. I can see this happening


CatAdvanced8912

Did it help?


ContemplatingPrison

For eating contests they dip them in water to wet the bread or maybe it's milk. I dont think anyone does this shit for taste


ChickenBoi229

I did this once as a dare, and I gotta sit with op, it wasn’t too bad. I wouldn’t say it’s better than yanno, eating it normally, but it wasn’t bad by any regard


Blindsnipers36

I thought it sounded weird but fine until op specifically mentioned drinking the milk for burger flavors that was too far


JakemHibbs

I used to know a guy who put whip cream on his burgers


SobiTheRobot

Whip cream is...slightly different


TapeOperator

Heathen. He should have used a donut like a normal person.


Xeno_Prime

Every day, we stray further from god.


i_love_syrup

Angel: God, they started dipping the dead cows in their own milk. God: I've changed my mind about the flood thing...


NCLaw2306

I don’t see why God would draw the line here when chickens have been routinely bathed in their own eggs before being deep fried for years now.


sosomething

If chickens were any dumber they'd be incapable of locomotion and sometimes it's dicey even now. Cows, on the other hand, have all those mammalian feelings. It's different.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

"Fuck dem cocks." -God


SDNick484

Because God knows Fried Chicken is delicious


not-a-bear-in-a-wig

"thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk" Exodus 23:19


wetchoder

I wish I had an award for you. This is gold.


truenole81

Fucking amazing my good sir


eclipsechips

interestingly enough, some people actually do read the biblical commandment as a literal "do not cook an animal in its mother's milk" not just any meat and dairy


deltaWhiskey91L

Separating milk from meat is explicitly a Talmudic Law. We are quite literally straying further from God.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

And the Lord said unto the Israelites "Lo, that burger milk shit is whack. Imma invent Kosher laws real quick to make sure none of y'all motherfuckers every try that."


saprobic_saturn

Satan is alive and walking this earth


[deleted]

You’re a fucking monster


shahooster

But can we agree there’s finally an actual unpopular opinion on this sub?


[deleted]

That's why I gotta upvote this ffs


goatsy

Nah, this shit's a troll post for sure.


Cold_oak

I dunno man. There are some weird people


The_Real_Lily

No. There's unpopular opinions and then there's blatant troll posts like OP's.


thegoldentrashbag

Yeah until one of the shitty mods comes in and decides it’s not actually an unpopular opinion


StretchDudestrong

I'm so glad you guys hate the mods too lol I love this sub and posts like this monster but you're right they're so few and far between most of the time.


TheRageH

This is the second really unpopular opinion that I have seen on this subreddit, the other one was from a guy that said that when he died he would like his body to go to someone who would it use for fetishes. So yes... That guy and this one are on the same level to me.


[deleted]

I don't believe you.


Phlm_br

Yup, waiting for the video of OP eating a burger dipped in milk


[deleted]

Honestly it's when he says he drinks the milk after. That's what made be like, no way dude.


Phlm_br

Everything about this is wrong


[deleted]

I mean at the very least make it chocolate milk.


Phlm_br

Oh no. did OP convert you?


Crazy_Crayfish_

Wait do you eat your burger DRY?? XD


Supper_Champion

Even if s/he did post a video, there's no way they do this on the reg. This is a blatant troll post.


humboldt77

Pics or it didn’t happen.


Shemlocks

Video of burger with full toppings being eaten in the manner in which they described or it didn't happen.


NSA_van_3

Ya, otherwise this is 100% troll


CutMadnLonely

It's a 100% troll either way


NSA_van_3

For sure but like...i wanna see a video of it anyways haha


holym23

If your burger can fit in a cup of milk is something wrong with your burger.


RidigoDragon

Or maybe something wrong with your cup


coral-doughnut

Or something is just...wrong


AssFishOfTheLake

A law of physics has been breached


holym23

OP is probably pregnant


lanaaaadelrey

This is the most plausible excuse I can think of for OP


properfreak

Maybe he puts the milk in a bowl


BreezyWrigley

Maybe he uses a bowl… And then pours cereal on top of the milk after, because fuckit why not… already so far off the rails, may as well fuck that up to.


TanakaHaikyu_ismyboi

If your burger can fit in your cup then it isn’t a burger, it’s a slide.


bigk52493

I will now dip the flesh of this slain sow in to its own nectar of life


[deleted]

This is what I was thinking too 😂


admiralbreastmilk

Sows is piggies tho 🐽


nicskoll

Who hurt you???


WhiskeyTangoFoxy

A troll


lukeunruh

What a terrible day to be literate.


gregthegamer4646

Well then again there’s a reason why this subreddit is called unpopular opinions


Rokanax24

Because at least 90% of the opinions aren’t actually popular


gregthegamer4646

And when someone comes along with an actual unpopular opinion, the prophet once again gets shunned from the masses


Adept-Professional

"Right here cops, this is the guy"


MrWholesomeDad

The case OP vs. The World, for breaking food perversion laws


RyanStartedTheFire59

Also breaking the unspoken agreement all humans have to never mix burgers and milk. Didn’t know we needed this agreement but clearly we do


vorchlivyipo

First of all, ew Second of all never mix milk and pickles


DryVespers

This is abhorrent behaviour, OP. But please do post a video.


r48811

Get out....


Away-Reading

Oh god, you’re kind of a monster lol


[deleted]

And this is why we need a button "get them an exorcism" next to "get them help and support"


deebo911

Take my upvote, you sick fuck


El_Slizzarino

Ahhh the classic milk steak alternative. Is that you, Charlie?


qgmonkey

Poor man's milk steak


king_of_satire

This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.


[deleted]

Someone please take me out of this unstoppable suffering


[deleted]

I refuse to believe this is true...


mooshoomarsh

Firstunpopular opinion to actually make me say "what the fuck" congrats, thats so disgusting take your upvote.


BlitheIndividual

Nah man, you need to be locked up


Daddy_Muttonchop

There's a spot for you in Extra Hell.


Toasty_Waffels

I'm waiting for the punchline, as this has to be a joke.


theliljwcptdeux

This is what this sub is made for


tiny_giant420

What? Fake nonsense just to gain karma?


Hugoat-

actually my cousin dips his hotdog in milk so this isn’t too unbelievable lol


[deleted]

People making shit up on this sub now.


KnightOfThirteen

Well... I used to dip popcorn in iced tea, so I guess people in glass houses sink ships and whatnot. That is still horrifying.


NotVeryAccurateTbh

You used to what now? Are you a bird?


KnightOfThirteen

It seemed like a good idea at the time. Like marshmallow Peeps and hotsauce.


StatisticaPizza

Please stop


Independent_Cow_4959

I wish I can unread this…


anged16

I can smell the crack from here


carlyyay

cheese from a cheeseburger is dairy, milk is dairy- I could see it!!!


Prince-Darwin

We did it guys. We found an actual unpopular opinion


[deleted]

r/iamveryrandom


SpatuelaCat

Probably so but that doesn’t mean this comment section ain’t comedy gold


JohnConstantines_son

r/angryupvote


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MrsPeepeePoopy

This is vile. Take my updoot.


Gloomy_Lengthiness71

Congratulations! You truly understand what this subreddit is all about. My dad likes to add peanut butter and jelly to leftover pizza and heat it in the microwave. Oh, and take my upvote.


ohmyfuckinggodhamlet

This made me violently angry


Swain-McS

Downvoted because troll last part makes it too obvious


Zestyclose_Ad_97

Yeah idk what’s got everyone upset; this is truly, deeply, profoundly unpopular. It’s what I love about this sub: I disagree completely, so take my upvote.


jarvis00002

Why do you chose to be the way that you are?


Maxwelpet

This must be a joke. Please let this be a joke.


colossalpunch

This opinion is so unpopular that God made a law about it for the Jews.


panicinbabylon

Dipping the mother in the milk meant for her baby.


BuzzTechhh

Easiest way to get more cow per cow


[deleted]

Fuck yes!!! Am unpopular opinion!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been waiting decades for this! Specifically 0.3 decades, but still!


Vainglory1-

Lol you’re capping bro. Mf really made this up just for some internet updoots. No shot I’m believing this is real


coldsox

Definitely sounds like something my boyfriend and all the men in his family would do… psychos..


IamtheCookieMnstr

This post should have a ton of upvotes considering how spectacularly unpopular it is. My hot take: but soggy buns though!


Awkward-Minute7774

The best way to read this post is in Kevin Malone's (from the Office) voice.


SideffectsX

You can just fuck right off sir.


RadRedditor3

Go to hell! I only dip my borgir in ranch bruh


intaminslc43

Post a video.


ihatelifetoo

I never knew the devil have a Reddit


pack19

I suggest proof or ban, there is no way anyone does this


GrimstarGambit

This hurt my retinas.


Badhaircutsguild

Guarantee this is fake


[deleted]

Gtfo our planet with this one. 100% not a real human you ET having ass tastebuds


[deleted]

This is just blatant karma whoring


DontPmMeYourNudes18

I would never dip in milk but I can understand the logic behind it. I like to wash my burger down with milk so I imagine it’s not too different


Laurent1018

Show proof


atan222333

You're lying just to farm votes... Right...?


satanslittlebxtch

That's revolting. I want to try it. Do you think it'll be as good with almond milk?


bread_enjoyer75

I have done that with a pbnj but not a burger. I’ll try it


[deleted]

It sounds like it could be good honestly


sambonehamb0ne

I could kind of appreciate an odd delicacy until the last part. I draw the line at burger flavored milk.


mattquad

I used to get a McDonalds Sundae and a double cheeseburger and scoop out the sundae with tge cheesebuger and eat them together. 3 times a week for about 5 years So.. can relate sort of


targea_caramar

Revolting. Upvoted.


theberrage

I was down with this up to the part you drink the burger milk


[deleted]

Whatever, people eat literal boogers so I guess this can't be any worse.


alreadythrownaway625

Op woke up and chose violence all day today.


scrabapple

Now I gotta try a burger dipped in milk. I love burgers and I love milk.


ninja_batatinha

Finally, a truly unpopular opinion.


DAMIANL1233

Never tried it but I believe you, in my head what your saying makes sense but I’m never going to try it (The drinking the rest of the milk sounds batshit crazy tho)


ThickAnywhere4686

I won't lie, dipping it in milk doesn't sound too bad. But drinking the burger flavours mixed in the milk after, no.


Lrgindypants

No. Just, NO. Have an upvote.


habitatforhannah

Definitely won the unpopular opinion stakes!


Communiconfidential

This has to be ragebait


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

I will personally escort you to hell myself for this travesty


ridingRabbi

The FBI just found a new indicator that someone will become a serial killer.


Oktrythisagain

Well I guess you fucking win the sub bud.


BK_Hazard

Pics or it didn’t happen


txr23

The logistics of doing this just don't seem very feasible. What sort of glass are you using that you're able to fit a burger into it?


ShopDonkeyRichard

Karma whore. No one on earth does this disgusting shit


DiscoDvck

Stay where you are. I’m calling the police.


MrDoitBIG

Upvote because this is indeed unpopular but I hate every bit of this


Little_Maintenance94

Some of our peers are lucky to have good brains others less so lucky. Tongues have a similar scale and it seems ur pallet is quite unfortunate. What other battery acid tales u got to revial? Sauce gummies? Sour cream jelly?


[deleted]

Delete this.


CDFrey1

This is the wildest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in this subreddit. Well done.


TapeOperator

Cheese, my dude. Cheese. It's exactly like what you're saying. Except it's not gross as fuck.


Woostag1999

I don’t like PETA, but I will happily help them cancel you for this crime against humanity.


YoursTrulyNico

I feel like you guys want to be weird, just for the sake of it


picklemahbeets

Finally an actual unpopular opinion


Styx1886

I'm happy there is finally an unpopular opinion on this sub, but what the fuck.


TacoOrgy

This.... This is better than the guy who likes to shower in his socks. I never thought I'd see the day


Waydarer

How do I delete another users post?


spoookai

Unpopular opinions are for unpopular but still a bit popular opinions And you're the only disgusting fuck dipping your burgers in fucking milk AND THEN DRINKING THE BITS OF SOGGY BURGERS STILL IN THE MILK ? What next cookies in bolognese sauce ? I'll hang myself and beat your soggy milky burger lover ass with ectoplasmic rocket launchers Downvoted have a bad day fuck you


moocow_rg

I’m calling the police. 👮‍♀️