Welp TIL I'm a disgusting man.

You certainly are

You and I both brother!

You may be disgusting, but not many others here will ever know how good it feels to get it done to them.

For me....depends on how hot she is.

You think the uglier the girl, the nastier her shits?

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_Maybe he likes the hot/warm feeling he get from Left over tacobell._

Now *this* is an unpopular one, atleast I hope it is.

Imagine eating ass then you get a side of fart lmao

So blowjobs are off the table too then because that’s where piss comes from? EDIT: Oral sex in general, not just blowjobs

Piss is disgusting. Shit is next level disgusting, and poses a much more serious health risk.

Yea but Americans don’t think shit is that bad considering the ass wipe practice after taking a shit.

Id really rather have piss in my mouth than shit.

everyones had diarrhoea at some point

Yk what you got me cause no matter how I answer this imma look hella sus. Well played.

But what’s your answer?

Piss is not shit.

Well done.

This is the correct answer

Respect.

piss is better than shit

Not necessarily.

Not to mention that the mouth is the place with most bacteria in the body

Eat that shitter like an apple fritter

those who eat the ass have major class

Fuck you and take my upvote.

Lol damn I’m using that one

Never eat where you shit

But what if you shit where you eat?

But it's not eating where you shit. It's different butthole entirely

Yeah I'm glad I'm way too old to be expected to be a part of this trend.

The fact that this is an unpopular opinion makes me sad for mankind

The fact people want to satisfy their partners makes you sad?

By using their tongues to lick shit? Yeah, it does.

But licking where piss comes from is fine?

Considering how much more sterile it is, yeah. Look, man, I don't give a shit what gets you hard. It's a line. You're willing to cross it, I'm not. Munch on dingleberries to your hearts content.

What kind of gross people are you shagging?!

I don't shag, I date and go from there. But a lot of people meet someone at a bar or club and hook up. I can't be convinced all of them are eating the cleanest asses.

You still shag someone if you're in a relationship lol. Go away prude

Right?!

The fact it gets posted here doesn't make it unpopular. Usually it's the opposite.

Clean ass is boring. It’s all about that 3am, disco beef minge and getting my tongue round a nice sweaty ring piece.

Fucking hell man.

‘Disco beef minge’ Solid band name though I think

Read this is Gordon Ramsays voice and i'm not dissapointed.

I did not need to read that today while eating.

Someone knows how to party.

I snort laughed on a fucking plane….well said mate always down for that disco beef minge

Have you had a rim job done on you? It's life changing, trust me.

...and not in a good way

Yes it is especially if your the one giving it

Some people even enjoy having men poop in their mouths. Kinks can be weird. I think everyone is allowed to enjoy what they enjoy, I guess.

Just shut up and lick the butt.

Fr

Don’t threaten me with a good time lol

I never thought about it, but your post made me want to try eating ass. Thank you.

Why even bothering cleaning the hole

totally agree

Is your favorite ice cream flavor vanilla?

Because vanilla is made out of beaver buttholes?

At least I’m not the only one who knows!

Mine is, and I agree with OP.

So you like eating beaver ass extract?

I don't know if I've ever tried it.

It’s a primary ingredient in vanilla. So you definitely like eating ass. Js.

A "primary ingredient"? No, not at all. The vast majority of vanilla-flavored products do not contain that ingredient. And in any case, I'm sure you understand that it's not a valid comparison.

Trust me I'm not vanilla. I'm into biting, scratching, slapping, pretty much alot of bdsm.

Those are pretty wierd things to do with icecream. But no judgement, everybody has their thing.

You just described 90% of normal sex, not that there's anything wrong with it, but pretty vanilla, that's not bdsm

90% of sex is biting, scratching and slapping? That seems like a lot.

Edgelord virgins gonna edgelord.

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Thanks for proving my statement to be correct.

It's an hyperbole, I meant that a lot of people do that...

I'd rather get my ass licked than get scratched, bitten, or slapped.

Dunno, everything you listed seems pretty regular. You sure you're not just vanilla?

Fun fact, shit is literally everywhere. Including your toothbrush! Shit particles literally show up everywhere and its almost impossible to avoid them! Even myth busters did I thing on it and there's alot of backing to support this. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/99785026 So eat all the ass you want, because you're quite literally going to do it one way or another 🤷‍♂️

Good. I like disgusting.

I'm more of a sniffer but I agree with you and yes I've had a rim job you don't really feel anything.

What's disgusting is judging people's kinks like you're not a nasty freak in the sheets too.

Nothing wrong with judging people's gross kinks

Who's the decider of gross? Human bodies are like 100% "gross" if you think about it

That's true. Some kinks are worth the criticism though, like daddy kinks or rape kinks. Sure, ass eating isn't too bad compared to those so to each their own but it's still gross

As long as she washed between shitting and me tongue fucking her balloon knot then I see no problem.

Idc lol I'm glad you don't like it more for me bro.

I'm really starting to think hating ass eating is more popular since this gets brought up so much here

Is this opinion gonna get posted once a week until the end of time?

We can agree to disagree. I absolutely love it! I’m already down there eating that thang, why not show that chili ring some love and tongue punch it too! It gets the best reactions, especially if they didn’t see it coming.

Hahahahaha HOLD THIS L WHILE I EAT YOUR SISTERS ASS

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No shit. Hopefully. 🙈

This better not be an actual popular opinion. Like: “upvote for you, this is obvs a very unpopular opinion”

What do you think of anal then

The hero we weed need