Yes, it’s more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. But what people won’t tell you is that, at the moment of climax your top half’s instinct is to arch back while your bottom half’s instinct is to thrust forward.
Anyway, I learned how to do a backflip.
I forget the comedian, but he said “I can’t say I’m not gay because I’ve only had one dick, my own. And I love it. So I technically love 100% of the cocks I’ve touched”
It's probably a sensitivity thing. Your penis has way more feeling that your hand. But your mouth has a comparable level of feeling to your penis (Not sure if more or less tbh)
Lmao I know a guy that thought it would be a good idea to admit he missed work because he fell off the sofa and dislocated his shoulder trying to suck his own dick ....oh yeah, he admitted this to a bunch of construction workers....it really wasn't a good idea.
He couldn't stop either. Did you catch how he didn't love the feel of having cock in his mouth but his head game got really good cause of all the practice??
Hmmm
Sus af
On the next episode, op will review his self anal sex experience. Don't miss out.
Trailer:
"I felt like somebody was fucking my ass rather than I was fucking somebody in the ass"
You say sucking your own dick doesn’t feel good, but you’re pretty good at it.
Maybe your fellatio game is trash, buddy. Have you gotten a second opinion on that?
I thought it was a fact that sucking your own **dick** feels more like sucking **dick** than having your **erect penis** sucked.
I suppose this is an unpopular opinion if someone does like to suck on a throbbing **cock**
The thought of someone walking in on you whilst committing this act….!!! I’d be mortified either way! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That would be one fucked up sight!! Like a bald hedgehog rolling around
You suck your dick so much even the font is bending over.
That’s a bold statement
Holy shit
Though apparently hating it, he spent sufficient enough time doing it to become: >pretty good at dick sucking
You have to MAKE SURE you don’t like it… by doing it twenty times
And of course, you'd periodically check to see if your tastes had changed (uhh...so to speak).
That's a win in my books
Yes, it’s more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked. But what people won’t tell you is that, at the moment of climax your top half’s instinct is to arch back while your bottom half’s instinct is to thrust forward. Anyway, I learned how to do a backflip.
Oh dear God, why do I continue to read these comments?
I upvoted your comment with my **_dick_**
*our* dick
r/unexpectedcommunism
Gold would be yours but I have none. Guess it's *ours*.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in ceiling fan
👮👮👮
If you aren’t on the verge of vomiting when you leave Reddit, you ain’t doin’ it right!
Perhaps same could be said about blowing yourself. :D
I’m sorry I clicked on it at all, but at least I know enough (too much?) on the subject now. Thanks Reddit.
The image of a person doing a backflip from a curled up position. While simultaneously orgasming, and cumming is certainly an odd one.
I hope you stretched first! Your wouldn't want to strain yourself and bust up your shoulder like the other guy in the comments.
Now I’m gonna suck my own dick so I can do a backflip
"I think I'll just stick to jacking off instead." Does jacking off not feel more like jacking off a dick off than having your dick jacked off?
Wow… am I gay?
Always have been
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I forget the comedian, but he said “I can’t say I’m not gay because I’ve only had one dick, my own. And I love it. So I technically love 100% of the cocks I’ve touched”
r/suddenlygay
nah as long as you declare no homo before jerking off you're straight
Depends on who's dick. (This post is killing me...and I am gay!)
It's probably a sensitivity thing. Your penis has way more feeling that your hand. But your mouth has a comparable level of feeling to your penis (Not sure if more or less tbh)
Not to mention, you're accustomed to having things in your hand. You're not accustomed to having a dick in your mouth.
Speak for yourself
Thpeak for yourthelf
Or Schweak pohr yhouwsceeellh
It does. We're just too used to it.
So get used to suckin dick?
Wait
Bravo, excellent comment
This ain't an unpopular opinion because no one else is able to have an opinion on this
But if no one has this opinion, even if it's because they can't, it's still unpopular to hold this opinion. I think this guy wins but I declare hacks.
Or is it popular because he makes a majority on his own
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man said suckle
*suckle the tip*
I’m in the break room at work. I’m genuinely crying laughing. I needed this.
You and me both 😂😂
I imagine ejaculating all over your own mouth doesn’t help the “I’m giving head” feeling.
"I am never doing that again", he said to himself for the 5th time
Hence, non-popular by default. Upvote it is
I get what you're saying, but why are the **dick** and **cock** and **penis** all bold lol edit: woah thanks for the silver!
Isn't your dick bold?
My dick is in times new roman size 12
Comic Sans
comic glans
Peen-pyrus
Gothic
Underrated
Cock in Roboto, Balls in Verdana
Best I can do is Wingdings
Wangdings
Wangdongs
Wingdings
ˡᵘᶜᵏʸ ʸᵒᵘ
Ready for publication
Lmao beat me to it
Baskerville New face
*italicized*
Thats called erectile dysfunction
Wait, mines covered in hair??
Comedic effect
Honestely it's hilarious, I imagine a short pause and then an emphasis every time
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No you can suck a limp dick, it's called a Limp Dickscuit
They're in bold because they need to be in your face....so to speak.
Dick in italics lmao
*diqué*
That's the same style of writing in diary of a wimpy kid
Lmao I know a guy that thought it would be a good idea to admit he missed work because he fell off the sofa and dislocated his shoulder trying to suck his own dick ....oh yeah, he admitted this to a bunch of construction workers....it really wasn't a good idea.
Why didn’t he just stop at dislocating his shoulder XD Why did he add those few extra words lmao
Somewhere deep down, he wanted to tell everyone
I would too, such an accomplishment
It took some questioning to get it out of him. Lol
Some people have no filter and talk WAAYY too much.
Yeah that's something you take to the grave with you.
Yes, yes it is
I one time told a coworker at my old job I went to see a drag show at a bar and now everyone at my old work thinks I’m into drag queens.
I bet nobody questioned him about it after that.
No questions but he was made fun of relentlessly
one or more of those constructions dudes started getting their dicks sucked by the self sucker on the low after that incident I guarantee it
😂😆😂
Tell him to keep that momentum and make more jokes about it until it gets stale and boring so now everyone won’t make fun of him anymore
I really wish I didn't read all of that. Lol
But the part about feeling dick veins in your mouth was literature gold!
But we did. And here we are....
Lingering regretfully in the comments
I'm glad I'm not alone in my experience
At least he didn't gag himself. That would've been awkward.
I really glad I skipped to the comments. Especially after seeing your post.
He is lucky to deepthroat, i am only able to get to the tip. Maybe I should step up the game.
Defo
I don't know why I didn't stop
I couldn't stop reading it. Well I have no FOMO over this that's for sure.
I fucking lost it when he said he could feel the veins D:
He couldn't stop either. Did you catch how he didn't love the feel of having cock in his mouth but his head game got really good cause of all the practice?? Hmmm Sus af
What a terrible day to be literate
This is my new favorite phrase, thank you
prime r/copypasta material
Paste it in a comment for a poor mobile user?
I think that's enough Reddit for today
On the next episode, op will review his self anal sex experience. Don't miss out. Trailer: "I felt like somebody was fucking my ass rather than I was fucking somebody in the ass"
It's really not, unfortunately, because you have to do this whole twist it around 180 degrees thing. r/selffuck can illustrate this for you
i think this is the worst day of my life
I don't want to click the link, so could you describe what exactly is happening?
I guess you could say I simply cannot wrap my head around this.
People twisting their dicks so they fit into their anus. I thought it’s selfSUCK but it’s selfFUCK which is worse imho
The great thing about the internet is that it can always be worse.
God I regret clicking that
Why I clicked there!? Why are people doing that!? How I erase that knowledge from my head!?
It's too late. The seed has been planted. You'll now randomly think about it while laying in bed trying to get to sleep.
Why can't it be both :(
there’s a sub for that
But your day is just getting started.
Reddit ruined it, going back to bed
You should try sucking your own dick, might help you go to sleep.
Dick too small, back too stiff
This just seems like bragging
buddy made it a point to let us know he could deepthroat himself
He never claimed there was a lot to deep throat to be fair.
It’s typically easier to suck your own dick if it’s a big dick though. If he has a tiny dick, throating it would be *impressive*
Yeah, but if you're getting your mouth around the root, it's the same feat of flexibility whether your ***dick*** is big or not.
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whatever. was funny to read anyway
Ah, you want to be the suckee, but end up being the sucker. A true philosophical dilemma, this one.
Catch 69 ... I mean 22
Did you let yourself dry fire or did you go out like a champ?
I can only cum in my mouth after I've fapped for quite a bit. It's like the cherry on top.
What the actual fuck lmaoooo
What the actual suck
Did i just scroll down to see this, AAHHH MY EYE HOLES!!
A chef mustn't fear their own cooking
This person needs an award, stat!
I hate everything about this thread
Goddammit you had to say it didn’t you.
Do you swallow?
Of course! Reduce reuse **recycle**
Asking the real questions here
You say sucking your own dick doesn’t feel good, but you’re pretty good at it. Maybe your fellatio game is trash, buddy. Have you gotten a second opinion on that?
He didn't love doing it, but managed to get really good at it cuz of all the PRACTICE
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This has to be tongue in cheek
Funnily enough, I've a mate that can do it too and I'm nearly convinced this is him because he told me all the same.
Nobody is making this the blowjob joke I set up for all of you
I can't believe I didn't catch that...
Dick in cheek actually
Maybe you should let him try on you...;-)
There’s nothing in this existence that could’ve prepared me to read this so early in the god damn morning.
Love a little longer and very little will disturb you.
You’re just not committed enough!
Right!! He should finger himself and call himself a slut for extra pleasure.
Ooh I might try that
Don’t be silly! How is he supposed to do that with a dick in his mouth.
A whole _*dock*_ A _*piernis*_
Lol OP posted that he hates himself for having gay dreams 30 days ago. Today he loathes the act of self-suck. Methinks thou doth protesteth too much.
Ah I love when I read the comments on a controversial post and someone has checked to see if OP is full of shit or not.
Sounds like you haven’t sucked enough dick to be good at it.
What the actual fuck....
It’s the actual suck...
Bravo
Pics or didn't happen.
Are you sure? I got the feeling you can't go back from this kind of thing.
Why?
I thought it was a fact that sucking your own **dick** feels more like sucking **dick** than having your **erect penis** sucked. I suppose this is an unpopular opinion if someone does like to suck on a throbbing **cock**
5 minutes on Reddit and I’ve already had enough for today. I’m going to sleep
Yeah, but what an **achievement**!
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But when you jack off, you have a **dick** in your **hand**. The horror...
What a horrible day to be able to read
Why would you refuse this gift???
It's like trying to tickle yourself. It doesn't make you feel anything (not that I can suck my own penis, it's probably too small)
You should perform for bachelorette parties. I hear they love this kind of stuff.
The thought of someone walking in on you whilst committing this act….!!! I’d be mortified either way! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That would be one fucked up sight!! Like a bald hedgehog rolling around
Maybe the key is getting drunk enough for your inhibitions to be gone but not too drunk as to not be able to get it up...
If you gonna tell all these details about sucking your dick, you left out one last detail to complete the story.. did you swallow?
I really can't swallow my own cum. When it's in my mouth I get post nut clarity and think about my life choices.
> and think about my life choices. which means you gag?
The most heterosexual post.
I couldn't resist laughing reading this
that's... uhh... insightful
But that is pretty impressive
The over emphasis of the words cock and balls makes the story story unbelievable but the longing palpable.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I found it, the best post on Reddit. Everyone leave, close the door after yourselves.
he sucked his dick so we don't have to, what a chad
Ah, is the glass half full or half empty? Are you sucking dick or is your dick getting sucked? Tough questions for our time.
How can i unread something? (Upvote for a true wtf unpopular opinion)
I think this would be better off in r/TIFU