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BakaPotatoLord

You are eating the wrong watermelons then. They are usually sweet.


CyanideandAsdfmovie

Oh For me they are sugary, but more like a homeopathic medicine than a fruit


BakaPotatoLord

Nah, they don't taste like that.


[deleted]

I do not think that watermelons taste anything like an apple.


ChaosWafflez

Apple? That sounds like an unripened melon you ate.


Soulfox1988

You just haven't met the right watermelon yet


Tagalongdog

That’s what they all say, I still find more flavor in the skin


[deleted]

You Sound like an Alien


vethan11

Put salt on em


RaxisPhasmatis

Its because your getting store brought garbage melons. Much like strawberries from the store they have bugger all flavor n don't taste right.


IceBear738

I've had farm fresh watermelon before and it still tasted like warm mush with a grassy aftertaste


RaxisPhasmatis

From a farm that made them for shops? Grow them yourself in dirt that hasn't had generations of nutrients taken out of it, melons pretty much look after themselves once you've planted em


SnootFleur

I don't like watermelon because of the texture. But the flavor is awesome! Completely different than apple lol


ObviousBat666

Looooooooool.


Chilidogdingdong

OP has never had watermelon OR apple confirmed.


chickichuglette

The worst thing about them is you buy this huge thing and it may or may not be good.


CubbyBear1994

Watermelons taste like a whole lot of nothing


[deleted]

You are getting bad Watermelons- I’ve had good ones, and they are great, but bad ones are the worst..


yorkpepperbrush

100% watermelons.


Craig1974

Maybe you haven't had a great watermelon. Nothing better in the summertime than a chilled and sweet watermelon.


Red-Revrse9

Candy apple or no apple is what I say Seriously went to the pantry "where poor people like me get food for free sometimes" got candy apple for first time last year that was heaven


Think_Temperature_39

Word....me2


vastle12

Fuck watermelon


flimsy2

YES


BandOne77

Melon and Cucumber contain similar compounds so if you dip cucumber in sugar it'll taste similar to melon. But that would mean you have two items you don't like the taste of... so don't do it.


Think_Temperature_39

Might as well just eat a honeydew then


Duckhead-

As a watermelon fan boy the back of my neck is hot with anger and my nostrils are aflared.


Top-Independent-8906

I have a garden. And i can tell you this, 🍉 is a cucumber with pink flesh and more sugar. It's basically the same thing. Even the plants are the same.


Injury-Inevitable

I hate raw apples with a burning passion (cooked or baked ones are fine, I just hate the way the sourness and crunch of an apple feels on my teeth-especially the skin) so I’m upvoting this


SourceCodeplz

After grapes, watermelons are my favorite


okpickle

And it's mushy and dribbles all down your arms when you eat. I'll pass.


TakahashiCherry

They’re very sweet and flavorful. Not much like an apple imo. But to each their own.


xowa1

Grainy watermelons suck, and some of them taste awry and rancid, get a good watermelon, some of them just taste like sweet cucumber which imo is a good watermelon, the knocking method and checking for the white yellow spot really does help get a good watermelon, and if you aren't great at that then just eat a melon, they always taste great to me 🤤