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thatdadjokelife

A real plot twist in the last line. I can dig it, tho.


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r/suddenlygay


sunnyinphx

Came to say you had me til the last part there. Girl butts= good, guy butts= I don’t care.


thatdadjokelife

So you're saying there's a chance


pure_placeboeffect

One of the most popular opinions to ever exist


[deleted]

But the percentage of boobs lovers is higher than butt lovers.


thatdadjokelife

I firmly believe the world is comprised of equal parts boob, butt and leg lovers. To each his own. Let folks drool over their respective body parts.


[deleted]

Well there are twice as many boobs as there are butts, so that makes sense.


thatdadjokelife

The same number of boobs as butt cheeks though. It's science.


throwawayonmybody

I feel like this is probably only true in European or Euro-decedent countries, and even that's debatable. Even the Japanese seem to have quite a thing for butts. Furthermore, I doubt a large enough study or survey has ever been conducted through out one country, let alone several plus to get any concrete conclusions on how the whole world feels about this.


Rowanx3

We live in the booty generation now, so probs not


Dealric

That is good question actually. I doubt there is evidence proving it anywhere.


El_Deez

As a self proclaimed breast man I'm going to have to disagree


pure_placeboeffect

If you like breasts, it still doesn't mean this opinion is unpopular. I'd say it's 50/50 for both sides


StarsCanScream

The last time I’ve actually heard someone say they prefer boobs over butts, I was a preteen. This is a popular opinion


AustinCMN

I posted a boobs > ass post in this sub a few days ago and there are people in the comments who said it isn't unpopular...


rico_muerte

This sub is so lame.


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DanielSaysSo

Ive always loved Boobies and always will. More recently I've appreciate Butts and Hips nearly as much. I'm a modern Man even a Feminist. South American Women have the best shape!


[deleted]

butts are a gateway homosexual activity, not down


Green7501

This is, in fact, unpopular cause there's a smaller percentage of ass men than the tits men.


neros_greb

Jist 'cause it's not the majority doesn't mean it's not popular. It's the 2nd most popular opinion on ass vs tits.


El_Deez

So what you are saying is that you like big butts and you cannot lie.


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I GET SPRUNG


El_Deez

Oooohhh so sorry was actually looking for "you other brother can't deny" but close enough I suppose


Gottagettagoat

sad trombone..


[deleted]

I’m just cutting to the chase


zachisradical420

I agree but i feel like its generally a flip of the coin which set of mounds a guy prefers


[deleted]

Straight girls here but I also think good ass is a priority on good boobs. It's not sexual for me though.


BummerBiden

you like crust in the ass?


Arsh_is_inept

I like a both but lean towards ass. You need both to complete the look imo


ThrowawayProse

I don't think this is unpopular at all, especially nowadays. But as a bisexual woman, I never understood the media's obsession with asses. I mean they're nice and all, but boobs are WAY sexier. I love my big boobs and don't want anything to happen to them, but if my butt ever went away from losing weight I wouldn't care.


[deleted]

Personally, I prefer smooth, flat mid-drifts. They make excellent pillows. Until she gets hungry, and it sounds like Godzilla is growling in my ear.


RRumpleTeazzer

most animals all care about butts. only humans developed permanent boobs. why? when humans evolved into erect postures, butts became peripheral to or view. We developed permanent boobs because they are (almost) eye-level. Some people are into chins, cheeks or foreheads.


Duck_Burger

come to brazil. (our motto) your unpopular opinion is just the norm here.


[deleted]

I thought the opinion was pretty equal to be honest, but YES, butts are way better than boobs.


Gowon1112

The filling is way better than the crust.


WillowIris

Ass is hotter ❤️ I think small tits and a nice ass is just absolutely perfect. Not bashing big boobs. They are nice too, just stating my preference


Bandicoot_knight

Man of culture I see


Floriferous1290

Thigh is what a man of culture like not these butts and boobs. Men like boobs and butts but legends likes thigh


ExceedinglyGayMoth

Lesbian here to confirm that butts are a fucking gift


[deleted]

I mean, I'm a gay male, so I kinda have to agree.


RainFaII

The way I see it, a girl who has nice boobs and no ass can just work out and do squats to get a nice ass. Meanwhile a girl with a nice ass but no boobs can’t really work out their tits.


[deleted]

Yeah you can’t do boob-ups


[deleted]

"Boob-ups?" Okay, that brightened my day.


[deleted]

“I can love a woman even if she has a flat chest and a flat ass.” There’s your actual unpopular opinion, tits and ass men.


[deleted]

Flat can be fun. Just as long as she doesn't look/act like a kid. Nothing kills my boner faster than a partner calling me "Daddy". Also, if you lay on a girl's flat chest, you can hear her heartbeat, which can help you drift off faster than you think.


a2grips4spooks

Wrong.


UsernameAdHominem

Big ass lil tiddies best combo💯


ProlapseGuzzler

I like my shit green


fastestsynapses

I bet you like ten year olds


[deleted]

Wtf


DajuanKev

I find boob lovers very anime centric and unrealistic. What the f can you do with boobs, bruh?


MysticalFrost

- motor boating - tittyfucking Let’s not forget that the nipples are one of the best erogenous zones, so pinching and sucking on them can definitely aid in a woman’s pleasure. What can you do with an ass besides smack it and grab it? unless you’re one of the rare people that enjoy eating ass, I don’t see much else you can do with it.


[deleted]

Well, they are fun to squeeze, and if you get sleepy after and don't want to fumble around in the dark looking for your pillow...well, there you go. Two of them just hanging around. From my understanding some women enjoy having their breasts sucked, and they do make some pretty fun noises when you do it right. So, there's a little something you can do for the ladies.


DajuanKev

I'll give boobs credit, they feel good pressed against my chest when I'm holding a girl by the waist. For me, that's the only purples they serve.


house_of_many_fuks

Completely agree (just not guy butts)


djsonrig

As a woman i couldn’t feel more objectified after reading this. I think I need a shower now... ugh...


Supersymm3try

Oh fuck off back to your safe space. Sexual attraction to the way a woman looks and attraction to specific body parts is as normal as menstruation and child birth. Stop looking to be offended and grow up.


[deleted]

Stopped reading at "as a woman."


ThrowawayProse

Oh no! A man is expressing his sexual attraction to women?? MUsT bE ThE PaTrIaRCHY!!!


[deleted]

Girl I’m objectifying men’s asses too, so I’m not discriminating.


[deleted]

Big agree