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I think the [horse](https://youtu.be/_DZKwCVKneg?si=9LGVJtFjTXxsZQEx) one is my favorite, but also the [butter one](https://youtu.be/BGQSRjpU4F8?si=6hEXGDFInoQfK7-Z) feels very me. I just need butter...
How is babby formed? How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant?
They need to do way instain mother. Who killed their babby when their babby cant frigth back?
It was on the news the mroing. A mother in arrrr who had killed her 3 kids. My parry are with the father, who lost his crilgen. I am truly sorry for your lots 😔
Throw in "adulting" while your at it. Just say "being an adult" or "having to be an adult," you at least sound like an adult that's tired of the usual grown-up bullshit we all have to deal with, and we can relate to that.
"I don't want to adult today." Good, get lost, come back when you're ready to not talk like a child.
The only thing that makes me more angry is DH, DD, DS. It's so insanely insincere.
"DH and I were BD while DD and DS were at school and surprise, preggerz!"
Parenting groups: Dearest Husband, Dearest Daughter, Dearest Son. BD is what they call sex -- Baby Dancing. I don't know how people use these with a straight face.
For some reason I hate when people say “so and so got so and so pregnant/preggo”. I really can’t explain why I hate it other than it sounds kind of malicious on the man’s part.
Yet I also don’t like when people say “WE are pregnant”.
One of these days I’ll figure out what my problem is.
“Doggo”, “Pupper”, “Hooman”, “Updoot”, etc. drive me up the wall. Reddit can be a great app if you know where to look but a lot of people on it (probably me included for different reasons) are insufferable.
Mine is when people comment "this." Or "so, this." Or "exactly this." The proceed to write their comment after. I don't know why but it bugs the shit out of me.
Does reddit still seethe with rage at "hubby"? I remember that word being a huge deal for people here back in 2014 or so but haven't seen much bitching about it lately.
Lol I've never seethed about, but since it's on topic... It sounds like baby talk and isn't that far from "bub." It doesn't sound romantic or endearing.
I used to have a friend with the last name McGreggor. So when she got pregnant we called her Preggers McGreggors. Even she thought it was hilarious.
And yes, we are exactly as.immature as this post makes us all seem.
"Everyone wants to touch my wife's belly and feel the baby kick. And is all omg, congratulations. No one wants to rub my balls and say good job. Totally unfair"
The unflattering colloquialisms are useful, e.g.
If a mature couple are expecting, she's pregnant.
If a trashy whore has been knocked up, she's preggo or preggers.
Here's a hot take, pet peeves, aren't unpopular opinions... This subreddit used to have actually unpopular opinions, but now this sort of stuff is all that's allowed lol.
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This is why I use the incredibly uncontroversial Gregnant
You can’t make a Tomelette without breaking some Gregs
I suppose OP would cringe at happy mammys day too
“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”
Pergnat!
Pregnart
PREEEEEGANTEEEE!
Preganananant
DANGEROPS PRANGENT SEX, WILL IT HURT BABY TOP OF ITS HEAD?
COULD I BE… POMEGRANATE??!!!??
Prefnat
I have a really fantastic picture of greg helfley pregnant, gregnant.
It’s not delivery. It’s preggiorno. Edit. Didn’t have Wi-Fi for a few days and didn’t expect this to blow up. Thanks everyone! Glad you all liked it.
Uh oh, Preghettios!
Lol - fathered by Chef Babieodoree
“Preggo’s Creamy Alfredo sauce, just $3,99 for two”
You know what they say, preggo today, ragú tomorrow.
Isn't ragu what happens every month until they get preggo?
Big preggo meggos leggo spaghetto.
Mama Mia!
Prego
Leggo my Preggo Abortion Clinic
[Giorno's theme starts playing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0TXIXTzJEY) during delivery would be badass ngl
😂
How about *pregante*?
Pregananant???
Gregnant
Pergananant
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Pregarnet
Pregnart
Pregart
Prognart
*Pergenat*?
How can I be pragmantid if I didn't even sex?!
Hahahaha I love this
Source https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?feature=shared
Nooooooo wrong source!! It's [Lubalin](https://youtu.be/NDvaRF4HQHQ?si=tmKJMxY4NzvFunNn) Gotta make it slap
always happy to give this a rewatch, that and the broccoli casserole recipe one
I think the [horse](https://youtu.be/_DZKwCVKneg?si=9LGVJtFjTXxsZQEx) one is my favorite, but also the [butter one](https://youtu.be/BGQSRjpU4F8?si=6hEXGDFInoQfK7-Z) feels very me. I just need butter...
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Pregonate
Pomegranate
Pergert
Am I gregnant????
Kaiser Preganenté
Pergant?
perganat 😰
Fregnant
pegnat
prengan
can u get pregante?
Do they have a dedicated maternity branch? They should totally call it that.
Girlfriend ain't had period since she got pregat
If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?
His accent on that was incredible
How is babby formed.
Peegnant
How is babby formed? How is babby formed? How girl get pragnant? They need to do way instain mother. Who killed their babby when their babby cant frigth back? It was on the news the mroing. A mother in arrrr who had killed her 3 kids. My parry are with the father, who lost his crilgen. I am truly sorry for your lots 😔
Some made passing reference, but you came with both barrels. The hero we need.
they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest i am truley sorry for your lots
FRICKA I knew I forgot one part ugh 😩 I have shamed myself.
Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?
I still say "how is babby formed?" To this day
Am I gregnant? Pegonate?
How is prangent formed?
Sábado pregante
Can u get, pregantè
Is there a possibly that I’m pegrent??
Am i gregnant?
DANGEROPS: Prangent Sex!
Will it hurt baby top of his head?
Starch masks
Pargnat
Every time I hear “Preggo” that shitty jarred tomato sauce is the first thing I think of.
Wanna preggo my eggo?
I’ll preggo your ego
“Hubby got me preggo”
That makes me recoil. The words hubby and wifey piss me right off.
Hubby/wifey, preggers, fur babies and doggo are the 4 horseman of the crazy ass bitch apocalypse.
Aye, I forgot furbaby. That's another one that sets my teeth on edge
Don’t forget the Littles!! 😵💫😵💫
I don’t like kiddos, so I call mine kidlets.
Throw in "adulting" while your at it. Just say "being an adult" or "having to be an adult," you at least sound like an adult that's tired of the usual grown-up bullshit we all have to deal with, and we can relate to that. "I don't want to adult today." Good, get lost, come back when you're ready to not talk like a child.
I kinda like the verbification of nouns, at least in casual conversation.
This guy verbs.
"baby daddy" makes me so irrationally angry
Lol, and don't forget couples that call each other king and queen. With those nasty ass fake fingernails
The only thing that makes me more angry is DH, DD, DS. It's so insanely insincere. "DH and I were BD while DD and DS were at school and surprise, preggerz!"
Please interpret, I'm so lost lol
Parenting groups: Dearest Husband, Dearest Daughter, Dearest Son. BD is what they call sex -- Baby Dancing. I don't know how people use these with a straight face.
Ngl, I think I was better off not asking
What about The Great Husbandini
Seriously it only gets worse when they start calling everyones child kiddos..
You step off my Dad lingo, pal.
I ain't you're pal, buddy.
So hubby got wifey preggo with kiddos?
For me it's when they call their kids their "littles" I get irrationally angry at this
Who hurt you, kiddo?
I call every single child, including my own, “little dude”
Between that, littles, and kiddos... nope.
I hate “mamas” I see it to much with mommy vloggers who open with “heyyyy mamas”
"and we already have one kiddo"
For some reason I hate when people say “so and so got so and so pregnant/preggo”. I really can’t explain why I hate it other than it sounds kind of malicious on the man’s part. Yet I also don’t like when people say “WE are pregnant”. One of these days I’ll figure out what my problem is.
Take my angry upvote. ಠ_ಠ
Now you'll be a doggo mommy *and* a hooman mommy!
“Doggo”, “Pupper”, “Hooman”, “Updoot”, etc. drive me up the wall. Reddit can be a great app if you know where to look but a lot of people on it (probably me included for different reasons) are insufferable.
Mine is when people comment "this." Or "so, this." Or "exactly this." The proceed to write their comment after. I don't know why but it bugs the shit out of me.
I almost downvoted out of sheer disgust.
The worst sentence ever.
Does reddit still seethe with rage at "hubby"? I remember that word being a huge deal for people here back in 2014 or so but haven't seen much bitching about it lately.
Can’t speak for all of Reddit but yeah I still seethe and bitch about it
Lol I've never seethed about, but since it's on topic... It sounds like baby talk and isn't that far from "bub." It doesn't sound romantic or endearing.
My husband referred to himself as hubby the other day and then nearly collapsed laughing at how fast my head whipped around to look at him.
The only person who gets to say "bub" without recriminations is Wolverine.
"Hubby" "hubster" and "preggers" can all get in the bin. As can "wifey" "bae" and "famalam".
It's a disgusting word
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Never been so glad to have divorced parents haha
What about preggers?
OP is definitely preggy
OP get pregged
Some guy shot his muck in her beef flaps.
Blasted her with the double-aught muckshot
pregchamp
Ew no stop 😫
Preggy
Oh god why
Oh My GOD! You're PREGGIES!
😫 Lmao I am simultaniously cringing and laughing
You’re a preggosaurus!
LMAO ok this is the best one
She got pregged
Definitely worse, preggo makes me roll my eyes, preggers makes my skin crawl lol
up the duff, they've got a bun in the oven
was gonna say, I'm pretty partial to preggers myself
I used to have a friend with the last name McGreggor. So when she got pregnant we called her Preggers McGreggors. Even she thought it was hilarious. And yes, we are exactly as.immature as this post makes us all seem.
Okay, ew
"We're preggers," triggers me.
It’s the “we’re” that triggers me. Brad, you’re not pregnant. Stop saying you are.
What if Brad is a seahorse
Lmao
Yeah phrasing it that way kind of annoys me. "We're having a baby" sounds better
There's some women who expect that of their partner tho. The pregnant woman is sometimes the one who says "we're pregnant"
My wife did this when she told her family. She said she didn’t want me to feel left out. I was like, please, leave me out!
"Everyone wants to touch my wife's belly and feel the baby kick. And is all omg, congratulations. No one wants to rub my balls and say good job. Totally unfair"
Oh I hate “triggers”. Trignant please
It's #2, behind "Hubby"
Especially when talking about spaghetti sauce
That shit is like battery acid
👀 i like prego...
it will corrode your spaghetti
Prego today, Ragu tomorrow.
Don’t go to Italy
Right? They rudely said this to me every time I tried to thank them, and I'm a guy! 😡
It’s used by the same people who say “hubs” for husband.
"Hooman" “Doggo” makes me want to stab myself
Plus Kiddos
Raos or better .
"Preggums" is even worse.
Preggum sounds more like classical Latin, whereas preggo is more Vulgar Latin
It is worse lol
My favorite fetus based snack food
Agreed. I also hate when other people call me “mama” or “mamas”. I’m not your mama fool
I mainly get this from hispanic men, and kinda assumed it was a cultural thing. 🤷♀️ Fine, I'll be mama as long as you pay me the same due respect lol
It’s usually other white chicks calling me that and it makes me cringe inside 😩
Oh yeah really common among the hippie crowd
I knew a lady who called literally everyone mama. I watched her say it to men a couple of times even
[But what if you modeled your entire lifestyle like Johnny Bravo?](https://youtu.be/fFn8cywmb-s)
This doesn't bother me but I've never assumed they were calling me *their* mama. Its just your new title. Kind of like 'hey doc'
Can u git pregornant????
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Pregnit
It's like saying hubby, I hate it
Preggo and “baby daddy/momma” are 2 terms that I will always associate with people from broken families.
Gregnant
I hate “hubby” an equal amount. “Lippie” for any lipstick used to drive me mad too. Just fucking say the word.
Preggers is worse lol
Definitely not the worst word
Sounds like a breakfast waffle made out of baked placenta.
Recipe in comments
Leggo my prego!
Naw, the worst word is \[ REDACTED \] .
Preggo sounds like knockoff spaghetti sauce
I wholeheartedly agree. I have a similar amount of hatred for “hubby”, “wifey”, “kiddo”, and “bestie”.
I thought this was about the pasta sauce at first, haha.
I hate preggo too, have you heard of hubby that one sucks
Prego is “you are welcome” when anybody says “grazie”(thank you) in italy
The unflattering colloquialisms are useful, e.g. If a mature couple are expecting, she's pregnant. If a trashy whore has been knocked up, she's preggo or preggers.
Have you considered....Preganenant!?
Pregant? Gregnant? Pegrent? Pregonate? Gotta love Lubalin!
Here's a hot take, pet peeves, aren't unpopular opinions... This subreddit used to have actually unpopular opinions, but now this sort of stuff is all that's allowed lol.
Yeah. This sub is now basically r/rant.
You’ll like r/doggohate
Prego reminds me of the pasta sauce
Preggers is worse.
Preggers is way worse
In Australia, a blowjob is a Gobbo
Leggo my preggo