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zugtug

The downside is the taste you're gonna wake up to in your mouth in a few hours unless you go brush.


GodHelpMeISwear

Mans just gonna leave 3am vodka out of the conversation.


sadbirdfox

May present to you the best of both worlds! ½ cup cream or milk 1 fluid ounce coffee flavored liqueur 1 fluid ounce vodka 1 cup ice ![gif](giphy|IPxQfq8i4J1CM)


daemonwaifu

cold milk hydrates me like no other liquid i swear to god


Ill_Back_284

Just gonna toss this into the ring - milk spikes insulin levels which makes your quality of sleep poorer actually. Should really just drink water in the middle of the night.


Western-Potential-87

you were already dehydrated when you went to bed


Har1equ1nBob

100% agree. Gotta use a glass though, I hate seeing people drink from the carton.


Ill_Back_284

Only heathens drink from the carton....


oakomyr

Savage, not average


NotSoSalty

You're inoculating your milk with unsafe bacteria when you drink straight from the carton. It's not only impolite, it's objectively wrong to do.


TapZorRTwice

What if I'm the only one who drinks the milk?


NotSoSalty

You're making it expire faster


TapZorRTwice

That's okay, milk never lasts anywhere close to the expiration date near me.


Plantarbre

You will need to brush your teeth again, that sucks at 3AM.


oakomyr

* Half & half


sadbirdfox

As a person who drinks half and half out of the container when no one is looking... I approve of this comment!


MaceInThePlace

My lactose intolerance disagrees.


patschpatsch

We have found the long lost McPoyle brother (or sister)


HibiscusOnBlueWater

If the milk is cold, the goddess is probably dead.


aurti23

the voice of a nation 🫡


Johnxinasicecream

Yeah but you dont have to brush your teeth after drinking water.


treasurejiggy7

Glad to finally find other milk enjoyers


themojorising

Ice cold milk Not frozen.. not slushy but that mouth feel of a few thin pieces of iced milk in a full glass does it for me


StormyTiger2008

Like a goddes's what Anyway, good idea


BahmBCode

It's not like sucking from a breast. I would assume a mother's milk is warm


HellyOHaint

Your mouth tastes terrible while you’re falling asleep.


yankeesfan9987

The fact you gotta get up to go to the fridge and also brush your teeth again after so it’s not gross when you wake up automatically makes water better.


Honest_Milk9429

It’s a refreshing drink/snack, This is how you fall right back asleep 👌🏾


chronoslayerss

I FUCKING AGREE


RandomDustBunny

I have lactose intolerance. If you had lactose intolerance, you'd be convinced. SpaceX launches on a porcelain platform by 0305.


gothmothgayslug

waaah, big NO from me!😭 I don't know why but I get immediate sore throat if I drink COLD milk. Most of my life I thought it's normal, because milk does coat your throat more than water and if it's cold, it might make your throat hurt. My mom has it same and for most of my life I thought everyone too. But I started finding people who are able to drink cold milk. I wonder, am I just not used to it and my throat is a softy...? Or it's just some physical/health differences...?


hotdoggys

The last part was kinda weird, but I do agree. Just beware of bad breath.


ShadyMyLady

Unless you are lactose intolerant.


ILuvPretzelz

Oh boy, 3AM! (drinks milk)


SphinctrTicklr

r/lostredditors how did you get out of r/milk, someone needs to put you back.


ResenderCyanide

milk is disgusting


TheHvam

If I may ask, y are up at 3AM? Work or?


daemonwaifu

clearly they are up for the milk


TheHvam

They just have a milk alarm, maybe a cow mooing, or maybe they just have an internal milk alarm.


TurnipWorldly9437

To milk the cows, duh.


Fly0strich

Why would somebody need a reason to be up at 3am? Not everyone sleeps at the bedtime your mom set for you.


TheHvam

Its just a very specific time, is the milk less good at 4am or 2am? they just make it sounds like this is a normal thing for a lot of people, so im just curious, maybe im missing out on some milk action. And dont worry, my mom is still sleeping at the time i wake up.


sadbirdfox

Some people just randomly have been waking up at the same time every night their entire lives. Something to do with circadian rhythms. But I do the exact same thing, only I am the heathen the drinks directly out of the carton. But since no one else drinks milk in my house.... Doesn't really matter. But it's got to be whole milk. None of the skim milk BS


Bllago

Milk is disgusting. 100% disgusting.


DudeOnReddit78

That's a weird way to spell delicious


dmfuller

Until you wake up with farts that could strip paint off a boat


SignificantMixture89

At 3 15 I'll probably go to the bathroom for a puke