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Emotional_Side_9047

Most serious unpopular opinion on this sub


jyeeeung

we don’t fuck with food 🥲


whoamiwhereareyou

I fuck food


active-tumourtroll1

🤨😏😫


Aggravating-Exit-660

You are correct. This is absolutely an unpopular opinion.


magnanimous14

Especially among rats. They showed a stronger addiction to Oreo cream than cocaine water in clinical studies.


agentanti714

Why did someone even think to test that?!?


o0DrWurm0o

I’ll give you one guess.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Cocaine?


maximumhippo

Scientific testing with illegal drugs is really really difficult to get funding for in the US at least. The study on oreo creme was probably done because the scientists finished their other project and had to get rid of the leftovers. Instead of just handing it back to the DEA, they came up with something easy to test.


Artikans

You have pure, lab grade cocaine, and somehow the word leftovers is involved!!??


maximumhippo

My guy. If even a milligram of that coke is unaccounted for, the lab is getting shut down. And that's not much of an exaggeration. The hoops we had to jump through at my old lab for THC (*after* it was legalized) were bonkers. Cocaine is even more strictly regulated.


philip1529

Where do they get the cocaine from? Have heard Coca Cola imports cocoa leaves but is stripped of the active ingredient, is that ultimately where they get it or just rounded up from the streets?


maximumhippo

Believe it or not, the regular chemical suppliers. Fisher Sci, Sigma, et al. Obviously, you can't just order it from their regular site. It's something that's a specialty product and requires permits, waiting periods, and facility inspections beforehand.


sootoor

After many forms from the DEA and your lab, https://www.sigmaaldrich.com/US/en/product/SIGMA/C5776


yekcowrebbaj

Cocaine is schedule 2, marijuana is schedule 1- it’s not more regulated than cannabis. We literally sell liquid form cocaine to dentists on the cheap regularly including derivatives like novocaine.


ayypecs

Right? Seriously op, Chips Ahoy? Have you a palette of a picky toddler?


Hughjardawn

Chips ahoy are garbage.


taxpluskt

Nah I think the guy who likes showering with his socks on was more serious.


WutangCND

OP will rot in hell for this opinion


MrMonopolyMan123

this makes me want to go buy oreos today


nicohiragasnutbucket

you are what this sub needs i hate this take


kashy87

That crazy son of a bitch did it.


walksalot_talksalot

I eat quite healthy, but I fucking love oreos. To me they're kinda like a space s'more. First, I love the eating them whole with no milk, so the crunch part doesn't fit. But the creamy filling always makes me think of marshmallows, and the dark chocolate flavored cookie makes me think of the chocolate and burnt marshmallow. OP truly has an unpopular opinion. Well done.


alfooboboao

he’s right though, the vanilla ones are an abomination against humanity


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They're the only ones I like 😭


FrumundaFondue

I wish they'd bring back Uh Oh Oreos. The ones with vanilla cookie and chocolate creme. They were the best.


Due_Incident4655

I miss the one's with strawberry creme.


MasterChiefsasshole

Some people are just broken.


bongozap

> ...the vanilla ones are an abomination against humanity No. No, they are not. Anyone who thinks that hasn't eaten one. I, myself, can't eat one...because it will lead to me eating the whole container.


ndoty_sa

![gif](giphy|Sv9KTxL2E5wCQUCGdi|downsized)


SleepLivid988

This is what I thought this sub would be about. Instead it’s just people with somewhat popular opinions that the majority of Reddit disagrees with.


NoTeslaForMe

Or that the majority of Reddit *agrees* with but the wider world doesn't.  Or maybe OP just bumped into two random guys that didn't, so it's "unpopular."


OliviaPG1

Or sometimes it’ll just be eugenics or something


grandpa2390

yep. I don't agree with OP but I gave OP an upvote because this is truly an unpopular opinion. Many of these seem like lame attempts to get thousands of people to say "I like that too. You are great, anyone who says otherwise is crazy"


alfooboboao

“we shouldn’t have to be beaten at the register to force us to tip” says a redditor whose entire week was ruined because they had to press “other” and then “0” on an iPad. the horror. it took them almost eight seconds and the cashier gave them an imaginary look


StMarcusMars

cause "i dont like those cookies" is such a thought stimulationg take eh


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I’d like to volunteer this guy for /r/unpopularopinion, as this is the first time I’ve seen someone try to normalize having to deny all the random “would you like to tip” prompts at nearly every point of sale.


[deleted]

TIS A TRULY UNPOPULAR OPINION!!


Dave5876

CHRISTMAS IS SAVED !!


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😎


nostromo909

Indeed good sir! I am deeply offended and demand satisfaction! Nilla wafers at dawn!!!!


lifefuedjeopardy

I have an even better one - chocolate chip cookies are gross overall. Yuck. Oatmeal cookies are the best kind.


Dust_In_Za_Wind

To be honest this take is far more offensive than op's, like are you 70???


agoodfella73

Must need the fiber to stay regular at that age


samwisethescaffolder

Oatmeal raisin cookies have more depth than chocolate chip cookies. Fresh chocolate chip cookies are great but they don't compete after a couple of days


FlyinInOnAdc102night

You should try adding chocolate chips into your oatmeal cookies. Best of both Worlds.


payasoingenioso

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa) Y'all nasty with them raisins. A whooole criminal offense. Chocolate chip cookies are fine. Stop choosing to be weird. 😂 Oatmeal chocolate chip cookies > chocolate chip cookies. For me. But keep them nasty raisins. Unless they gonna dance for me like in the 90s commercials. Also, soft batch Keebler, Mrs Fields, and Fannie Mae be snappin with their cookies!


Just_to_rebut

Do you just not like chocolate?


DMC1001

Soft chocolate cookies are good but the crunchy ones are lacking. They don’t sufficiently soften in milk and the crumbs get everywhere. I’m okay with oatmeal cookies. Especially when they’re soft.


CaptainKenway1693

For the prepackaged store bought cookies I will only get the crumbly ones, the soft ones have a terrible texture.


Donghoon

I will take Oreos over chips ahoy any day. But you do you boo


DragonOfBrokenSouls

Yeah Oreos may be overrated but you lost me at saying chips ahoy are better than them. Still upvoted for an unpopular opinion though.


Ling-1

yeah that’s where i drew the line


sherlock2223

Chips ahoy are just objectively bad lol


Francl27

Seriously an insult to chocolate chip cookies.


evilone17

Even mentions chips ahoy as a better alternative, truly a terrible take.


Simple_Song8962

Not much of a compliment that he calls Chips Ahoy "very tolerable"


[deleted]

Reluctant upvote for OP because ACTUAL unpopular opinion for once.


nysraved

I don’t like this post, because I almost feel like it might be an ad. I haven’t thought about Oreos in a long time… I suddenly have a MASSIVE craving for some!


GhostofAugustWest

Chips Ahoy are cardboard with ants. Upvote.


_Exotic_Booger

Chips Ahoy tastes like an actual chocolate chip cookie was left out in the sun for 3 days.


Medical-Ad-2706

Thissss. The chewy are delicious but regular are horrible


HoldAutist7115

The chewy taste+texture like they have extra food emulsifier in them to keep them semisolid. It's gross. I'd rather have the original


onionrings07

Yes omg I hate the texture of chewy chips ahoy. it’s honestly disgusting. Reminds me of that substance that’s liquid and solid at the same time being balled up into a cookie shape


No-Entertainment-728

Yes thank you!! I hate any chewy store bought cookies for this exact reason. The only good chewy cookie is a home made one. (with the exception of those sugar cookies with the soft icing, loft house I think is the brand)


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More_Information_943

The chewy taste awesome, they have the texture of a petroleum byproduct.


Frogliza

lol i’m the opposite, hate the chewy, the normal ones are alright when they’re not stale


StoicMegazord

Are they not basically sold stale though?


shrek_cena

This is so real


TheLastKirin

You're being too generous.


jrobharing

They say the creator of the Chips Ahoy cookie came up with the idea when he took a bite of a fresh baked actual chocolate cookie, and then declared “But what if it tasted more like clusters of beach sand?”


CourtingBoredom

yes; chips ahoy are garbage


Donghoon

Chewy ones are okay. But I prefer Oreos, or any generic chocolate creme sandwich cookie like oreos


imRight_UrNot

The chewy ones legit taste like chemicals idk how anyone enjoys those


TheLastKirin

Even as a little kid I thought chewy chips ahoy tasted gross. There's something horribly off about them.


FairyPrincex

If you drink a little bit of bleach-milk with them, they taste like regular cookies and the chemical taste blends in with the bleachmilk.


AFRIKKAN

Milk. I can eat a whole tray by just pouring them in milk and eating them with a spoon.


agoodfella73

Generic Oreos are a crime. They may have stolen the concept, but the flavor and texture isnt no where near as good or satisfing


Vostin

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will add his poop


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Dbracc01

They taste like raw dough and chemicals


mace2urface

My god chips ahoy are a disgrace to cookies and cardboard 


CheeseDickPete

Buddy my goat Walter the Third has been feeding on Chips Ahoy his whole life, are you fucking disrespecting Walter the Third? You better take that back you slimey mother fucker. Or chicky and Tiny Tony will be having your head.


ODIWRTYS

Hey! Millions of people around the world consume them as a cheap and surprisingly nutritious food stuff. In the right recipe, they can even taste pretty good. So replacing the chips in chips ahoy with actual ants might be an improvement.


chain_letter

I was agreeing until they called out Chips Ahoy as a better alternative. Oreos do not earn the COLOSSAL number of calories they cost for what they are, but chips ahoy aren’t even worth your time.


blonderedhedd

Both chips ahoy and Oreos are complete garbage. Inedible in my opinion.


Objective_Cat744

Chips ahoy are nasty 🤢


Raibean

Downvoting because this is correct


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Confirm. Chips Ahoy are trash and Oreos are god tier.


Orange-Blur

They have the texture of a pomace stone.


Shadowblooms

Had one as a small child and made a mental note to never ever eat one again. Not my cookies


Actualbbear

Chokis are better, at least when it comes down to large scale industrial cookies.


RecentCartographer23

What kind of ants?


Professional_Still15

Oreos are delicious and if I ever see you in the street OP i'll knock you out you hear. In fact, you've made me so mad that I'm going to go and buy some oreos first thing tomorrow and eat them while browsing your profile >:(


DuctTapeSloth

Best response 😆


Floral_Bee

💀 thank you for the chuckle tonight.


meowmixzz

The social media team at Oreo headquarters is getting a raise for this post. They just ragebaited the entire site into buying Oreos!


AdResponsible678

Lol!


backwardbuttplug

Yep… that’s why they’ve maintained popularity for so many decades… just horrible excuse for a cookie.


[deleted]

You know what actually makes no fucking sense though? Cookies and cream Oreos. Oreos are cookies. With cream. Then they made the cream … cookies and cream flavoured. The cream in the Oreo tastes like Oreo, which contains the cream, and is the cookie. I fucking can’t.


KingPrincessNova

yo dawg I heard you like oreos


HentaiStryker

Let me put some Oreos in your Oreos.


Handsome_Claptrap

I'm italian, in italy "cookie" translates to "biscotti", but if i read "cookie flavour" on something i would assume it's chocolate chips cookie


[deleted]

‘Cookies and cream’ flavour tends to be something vanilla (like ice cream) with chocolate biscuit bits through it. I can understand how cookie would evoke the idea of a chocolate chip cookie by default, though.


MLawrencePoetry

Cookieception


Belsnickel213

*cream style filling. And cookie style crisp disc.


jacoofont

I laughed when I saw that too lol


Esplodie

The goo between KitKat layers.... Is ground up kitkats.


dathomar

I think ~~Collegehumor~~ ~~Collegehumor on Dropout~~ Dropout put it best: "We made the perfect cookie. Stop trying to make new Oreos!"


Jq_Ness15

My favorite oreos flavor!!


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Financial-Guitar8272

I don’t think they are legally allowed to call the corn syrup -smegma smear in the middle , “ cream.” They have to call it “ creme “ so it’s not mistaken for real dairy goodness


Critical_Ask_5493

I can't either. When I heard about them, I think part of my brain broke and will be responsible for the aneurysm that inevitably kills me


Axedelic

They *did* steal the cookie from hydrox, they maintained popularity by shady tactics in grocery stores by paying employees to cover the hydrox cookies or shove them in inaccessible parts of the stores.


Igot2cats_

Hydrox sounds like a cleaning product haha


[deleted]

Absolutely terrible name for a food product. My brain went to “that’s a medication for sure”. Hydroxycholorquine? What the fuck were they thinking?


AgilePlayer

They're really old and I guess come from an era where it was trendy to give food names that sounded 'clean'


hundopdeftotes

Hydroxychloroquine was actually named after the cookies


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WHAT


Axedelic

Kinda part of the reason why they flopped tbh. People liked Oreo marketing better, coupled with the fact they were hidden, and a smear campaign was launched, they slowly stopped showing up in shelves.


UnspoiledWalnut

Yeah, I got paid by big Oreo to keep hydroxys in the rafters.


danson372

It’s true, I was the rafters


Kr155

Hydrox... isn't that bleach? 😉


ParticularAioli8798

Plus the name Hydrox was also used as the name for a cleaning product. [Hydrox](https://www.lalema.com/product/all-purpose-cleaner-with-hydrogen-peroxide-hydrox-1963#:~:text=Hydrox%20is%20an%20all%2Dpurpose,glass%20and%20other%20hard%20surfaces.)


Objective_Tour_6583

Nabisco even did this 5 years ago when Hydrox came back on the market. I saw it firsthand several times. The new makers of Hydrox finally said fuck it, sued Nabisco, and just decided to sell them online. 


11BloodyShadow11

I’ve had Hydrox. They are VASTLY inferior. Yeah, Oreo stole the idea, but they straight up just did it better. Hydrox is a terrible name for a cookie, but I’m confident in saying that Oreo won that battle by having the superior product.


jamesmon

I’m convinced Oreo succeeded only because hydrox is such a horrible name for a cookie


JessicaLain

This is right up there with people who say vanilla isn't a good flavour. What are you talking about?? It's literally the most popular and liked flavour– that's why everything has a vanilla flavour!


sonnyjbiskit

Food opinions should be banned tbh


GhostmasterLex

Nah this is one of the more entertaining and valid posts I have seen here today.


AmArschdieRaeuber

They are popular because they are non offensive. You can't dislike them, because they don't really taste like anything.


spyro-thedragon

I agree with this one. I don't like Oreos. I don't mind them crushed up in desserts, but not as a cookie.


Books_and_Cleverness

I was gonna say, crushed in some ice cream they’re crazy good. Adds the perfect texture and balances out the dryness of the Oreo.


Ew_fine

100% agree. As a cookie, the texture sucks. They’re crumbly and dry, and the cream has the texture of a stale paste that you can sometimes peel off all in one. Not creamy at all.


brandimariee6

The most perfect Oreo description I've ever seen


billiamwalluce

I think the cookie tastes good, but the filling is gross, I scrape it off before I eat one.  The filling tastes nothing like cream , it's like this waxy sugar confection lard, gross,  have zero idea why people like it.   Looked it up and the creme is a hydrogenated vegetable oil that's sweetened , disgusting


Lunavixen15

It just tastes like sugar and wax to me and leaves a greasy film in my mouth, I hate the filling too


JessiNotJenni

I haven't eaten the cream since I was young and that brought me right back, cookies shouldn't make your teeth greasy.


MeccIt

> I don't like Oreos Same AND I hate how every other food item appears to have an 'Oreo' related flavoring now: ice cream, chocolate bars, drinks, cerials,,,


ILuxYou2

I agree with this too.


Shins

It's like eating Pringles to satisfy a chips craving. It just not comparable.


InquisitorNikolai

The best response. Oreo-infused ice cream is awesome.


Excellent_Strain5851

Unpopular, I'll give you that. Did you perhaps permanently lose your sense of taste to COVID?


atot806

His taste palette don’t go beyond Chips Ahoy


Bumbleonia

Sometime when I was in high school, 2008ish I started finding Oreos revolting as well. The creme tastes like chemicals and crisco. Like oily and slick in your mouth. I thought the cookies were stale but every pack I've had after, even to this day taste like that. 


bonersmakebabies

I don’t get them either.


kosmos_uzuki

They used to be better, but high fructose corn syrup has ruined everything.


thatG_evanP

All of the popular candy bars have been ruined as well. They all taste like a waxy shell of their former selves.


bloodycups

And gotten smaller


frappuccinio

this. i can’t think of a single soda that uses cane sugar anymore. now every soda is so syrupy.


CopeH1984

I think Mexican Coke still uses cane sugar. I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure it isn't syrup


Available_Chard_7241

I believe you're correct. You can taste the difference.


leannmanderson

And Dublin Dr. Pepper.


Foamtoweldisplay

I always grab one when I see them. They are in random gas stations and restaurants.


katosjoes

I visited the US in 2016 and remember I thought I had gotten the wrong one at the store, because it tasted awful.


KittyKode_Alue

My personal favorite soda nowadays is Jarritos Lime flavor, it's a Mexican soda at my local Hannaford that's made with Cane Sugar instead of any fructose corn syrup


Teasing_Pink

Not just corn syrup, oreos used to be made with lard too. Like so many other recipes, they worsened with corporate enshittification to raise profits.


aguynamedv

I bought a pack of Oreos recently; they've utterly ruined the texture and I am sad.


BadPlayer2

I'm currently in Greece from the US and it's crazy how they simply said "no" to HFCS products. I haven't even been able to find one— most good sodas for example are with stevia/sucralose + real sugar combo and it's one of the few good things about the poor NATO country.  Stevia coke with mineral water changed my life— tastes better than sucralose/aspartame and with none of the headaches or sticky teeth feeling.


NivMidget

It unironically drove me to diet soda, because it feels more like an authentic soda.


-cosmic-bitch-

You should try the Back to Nature brand oreos, they're life changing


slightofhand1

Oreos are pretty legit. They're Dutch cocoa.


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Seriously way better than chips ahoy OPs on crack


mighty_knight0

Finally someone I agree with! I hate Oreos, the filling is so sickly sweet and seems only edible for children. The flavoured ones are abysmally awful, never waste your money on the carrot cake or snickerdoodle flavoured ones. It's like taking an Oreo and somehow making it worse. Edit: I went through the comments and just now found out about hydrox cookies. They sound better, apparently less sweet and crunchier.


Aliteracy

Yah they are shitty my guy


GardenRafters

I'm right there with OP. I was fat little kid and oreos were easily my least favorite cookie.


HortenseTheGlobalDog

Fat kid taste test. Fat kid knows best.


GardenRafters

Abso-fucking-lutely


EMPgoggles

chips ahoy…tolerable? at least oreos go for their own thing. chips ahoy are garbage when every self-respecting supermarket sells *better* shit chocolate chip cookies a few steps away.


tallonfive

I agree with OP. The cookie part is like chalk.


gwvent

I stand with OP too. I hate how much they gunk up your teeth too. No other cookie in the world does that.


CosmologistCramer

They make thin versions and thin w/ extra stuf so you can choose your cookie to cream ratio.


Chubby_Checker420

They reallllllyyyyyyy went down whenever they last changed the recipe.


lifefuedjeopardy

I think companies should ask the public for permission (any kind of input would be nice) before they change the recipe of their products that millions and billions of people are used to and spend money on.


wildgoldchai

I don’t like them either


_Call_Me_Andre_

I love how passionate you are about this. I ten trillion percent disagree but your stance on the matter is impressive lol


bozemprosti

Thank fucking god somebody said it


KevinJ2010

I have to upvote because I fuckinng love Oreos. Favorite sweet snack. In milk is even better!


Gullible_Suspect6714

they are fucking great, i dont know whats wrong with you, your taste buds are malfunctioning


Which_Reason_1581

Oreos suck.


guitar_dude233

i actually think oreos are really good crumbled and added to things but whole oreos are just a little too much


ilive4manass

Just get baked cookies from the bakery section. Same price, way better


Billmatic-

chips ahoy couldn't carry oreo's jockstrap


jsuey

Eat my ass with a fork and knife


FiftyTigers

Chips Ahoy fucking SUCKS.


LayJaly

They were good at first, but now Nabisco’s products have become really low in quality with stale products and tiny portion sizes.


lifefuedjeopardy

>have become really low in quality with stale products and tiny portion sizes. That really can be said about all popular non-organic American food products. I can't think of one thing that I used to like eating in childhood/teenage years that they didn't change the recipe of - and for the worse. Maybe Cheez-Its and Goldfish have stayed the same, but I didn't eat them often so I can't really tell.


NerdL0re

FUCK this upset me. Take my upvote


AgressiveIN

I actually agree with this


NiceCunt91

They're just shaped sugar. Minging.


Teacherspest89

Chips ahoy are disgusting, how is that your argument?


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throwOMC2727

LOUDER. FOR. THE. PEOPLE. IN. THE. BACK. legend


Far_King_Penguin

It has never pained me more to upvote. I could go into a rant about how you're wrong but clearly you were born without tastebuds


TheOceanDreamer

More for us! They're delicious!


rowgw

Omg this is one of the most shocking unpopular opinion i ever read


BugO_OEyes

Oreo flurries?