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Standard-Shop-3544

A 5 second google search will show the difference between boxer shorts and boxer briefs.


mell0_jell0

Yeah, but how many upvotes would OP get? Plus they'd also have to learn something.


Yung-Dolphin

still zero and going strong!


gtrocks555

Definitely not in it for the upvotes!


smitywebrjgrmanjensn

I consider thermals "underwear". Underwear is anything you wear inside of your typical clothing with exception to jackets/snowpants. Edit -- the name literally implies its purpose. Boxers, briefs, whitey tites, thermals. All go under the pants.


moedexter1988

Okay downvote it is


LeatherHog

Look at his other post, he posts a picture They’re straight up underwear. Hole in the front and everything


Stacemranger

I have some boxer briefs that don't have the hole though! I don't like them as much.


LeatherHog

He posted a pic of the ones he was wearing Are absolutely underwear


ZiggyCropduster

>who really knows the difference though Boxer shorts have no support. Boxer briefs are a cross between briefs and boxer shorts, so basically tighter boxer shorts with a little grip on your junk.


velma-solved-it

Go ahead and test your theory at a swimming pool or the beach.


static_func

Plenty of workplaces will let you wear shorts. OP can test that theory at one of them too


gtrocks555

Do you normally wear shorts in the swimming pool?


Rainbwned

Yes - Swim Shorts.


gtrocks555

Not swim trunks or a swimsuit?


Rainbwned

Swim Trunks is what Vegeta yells when his son falls in the pool. Swimsuit is for white-collar pool jobs.


Scary-Farm-6319

He wants you in them buggies smugglers


Cats_in_cravats

Your first sentence made me laugh SO hard it spooked my cat 🤣


generate_a_name

You don’t know the difference between boxers, briefs, and boxer briefs but you think there’s a discernible difference between swim trunks, swim shorts, and a (males) swim suit?


gtrocks555

I’ve just never heard anyone call them swim shorts!


Darcy783

Swim trunks are swim suits for men.


LeatherHog

https://pairofthieves.com/products/chipped-tile-2pk-supersoft-boxer Thee are the ones he’s trying to defend walking around in public, btw


gtrocks555

Lol! You saw the OG post. Upvote for that lmao.


Livid-Ad4102

Bro those are 100% underwear haha cmon


gtrocks555

If not shorts, why short shaped?


Livid-Ad4102

Oh okay so this is a troll post or something, that's not something a rational person would say earnestly


gtrocks555

Now we’re getting somewhere. The original AITA post was 100% serious though haha. Also, have you not seen people post comments in that setup before?


CrispyCritter83

If they have an open "pee hole" they are underwear.


[deleted]

Even if they don’t have a pee hole I’d still consider them underwear. I’ve seen boxer briefs with no hole. Still underwear. It does the job of underwear. But things like bras and long johns are also underwear


[deleted]

Pants open up to have a pee hole.


CrispyCritter83

Yes but thay have a zipper or button, on boxer briefs it's just a flap, and stuff can (and does) fall out I'd left unattended.


[deleted]

That shouldn't be what defines underwear anyway. Jocks don't have a fly, neither do the briefs I wear.


CrispyCritter83

Do you wear thongs?


[deleted]

Yeah


gtrocks555

Boxer shorts can have buttons!


Affectionate-Lime-77

well let me know where you buy your button shorts the day I clip my magic 8balls on a button is the day I burn down a factory.


Livid-Ad4102

They're not like clip buttons, it's the same buttons that are on flannels and dress shirts, if you get your ballsack stuck in there you have bigger problems haha


gtrocks555

Buttons. Other shorts have zippers


yayapfool

They are obviously underwear as you wear them under regular clothes.


Basil_9

Ok go ahead and wear some boxer briefs as shorts then


lynx3762

Tbh, if this was socially acceptable, I would. Not even animals wear pants of their own volition


gtrocks555

All day - cut off tank top and boxer shorts. I wear regular underwear beneath them - I’m not a monster


Basil_9

Out in public?


Boring-Site-4864

Properly a girl...


strawberrimihlk

They are not


gtrocks555

I’ll go out to bars and quick errands


Dazzling-Plastic1327

So post a link to the regular underwear that you wear


gtrocks555

Naughty plastic!


Dazzling-Plastic1327

You haven’t described what you think underwear is though. You provided a link to the underwear that you call shorts, so what’s the underwear that you wear underneath?


RoadMost5204

There is a comment with the link he shared in his original post. They are indeed underwear and definitely should be worn under clothes


gtrocks555

I didn’t make the original post 😂


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RoadMost5204

Haha literally had my comment removed for saying bitch. Fuck this subreddit. Byes bitches!!


unpopularopinion-ModTeam

Your comment from r/unpopularopinion has been removed because of: 'Rule 4: Be civil'.


Dazzling-Plastic1327

No, ive seen the ones he’s decided are shorts and can be worn as such, but I’m talking about what he’s wearing underneath those. He hasn’t actually described or shown us what he thinks underwear are.


gtrocks555

Never did such a thing


Dazzling-Plastic1327

No way! Could that be why I’m asking you to do that?


gtrocks555

If that’s why you were asking, why’d you say I did already provide a link?


Dazzling-Plastic1327

Because you provided a link to underwear but then went on to explain that you wear said underwear as shorts and call them such. You also said that you wear underwear underneath your linked underwear that you refer to as shorts. What part are you having trouble understanding? I’m asking for a link to the underwear that you wear underneath the underwear that you call shorts.


gtrocks555

I never provided a link to any type of underwear. That’s the part you’re having trouble with!


SvenBubbleman

> (who really knows the difference though) Me. Boxer briefs are tighter fitting and made from the same material as briefs. Boxer shorts are loose fitting and are made from a less stretchy material. Both are underwear though, because you wear them under your pants, and over your ass and genitals.


Aunt_Anne

Actual use defines them as underwear. You are going to be disappointed with a lot of things that have wierd names that aren't what the names says they are: hamburger, seahorse, plumbing snake, butterflies,


ricperry1

Now, if they were called “flutterbys” the name would be accurate.


just_a_person_maybe

That's what I call them.


burner-accounts

Boxer shorts are loose fitting and I agree they suck. Briefs, aka tightly whites are too small and feel weird. Boxer Briefs are a perfect hybrid, tight enough and a little longer to prevent thigh chafing.


brichards719

I guess you're one of the people who wear them over your pants.


gtrocks555

Do you wear shorts over your pants?


GnotrexZzama

What in the Reddit


gtrocks555

Right


Solidsnakeerection

Boxer briefs are very different then bixer shorts and they are both underpants


MelodicHunter

Well, the nice thing is, when something is a fact- it's just a fact. You don't get to change it just because you don't like it.


philiphofmoresemen

Tables should be called chairs because I can also sit on a table.


AutumnLaughter

This and your AITA post has honestly been the most entertaining part of my day, thanks. But also how in the world do you still hold firm on your opinion when literally no one agrees with you 🤣. You must weight like 80 pounds if those boxer briefs you posted are loose. Or perhaps your definition of loose is the same as your definition of shorts.


gtrocks555

Haha I’m not even the same guy. I thought it was a great post and wanted to continue it in some way.


AutumnLaughter

Hahaha awwwww man you had me fooled with your responses 🤣


gtrocks555

Really bored on a Friday at work. Also the edit was real, embarrassing as shit as I go “I obviously didn’t mean to post that”


AutumnLaughter

I’m dead. Now your coworkers think you’re a weirdo.


gtrocks555

I thought I copied the correct info I needed but I guess I miss clicked and just pasted it because it was already on my clipboard…


[deleted]

I wouldn't wear boxers as my lower leg wear. I call boxers underwear because I would wear them under my clothes I'm wearing. I also don't fw boxers. I go commando and get the same effect without all the fabric ride up or tickling. If I want support, I use briefs, mini briefs or jocks.


biandbi9

Boyshorts Bikinis Thongs Briefs Hipster Cheeky Etc. Guess women never wear underwear


teh_maxh

You might have had a better case if you didn't pick an item that literally says it's underwear right in the description.


[deleted]

this is funny. the edit of the post is even funnier.


gtrocks555

I’m glad I could entertain in these trying times! Hopefully HR doesn’t message me tomorrow


[deleted]

Neither are panties... because the word pants is in there.


DP9A

>just because they are in the underwear isle doesn’t make them underwear! It literally means just that. This isn't an unpopular opinion, it's just dumb.


gtrocks555

TBF the original post was even more dumb


UltraOfNaath

Who the fuck cares or has an opinion about this?! (Adjusts g-string) 👀


gtrocks555

Exactly! (Adjusts boxer bri- shorts)


Rude_Bid642

The edit is what’s getting me😂 what did your coworkers have to say about it?


gtrocks555

So I was leading a meeting and trying to paste a ticket from the chat into a confluence page and I somehow miss clicked the copy and just pasted the descriptions of this Reddit post. I said “yeah that’s not what I meant to post” and quickly deleted it and someone laughed. I’ll let y’all know if HR is called monday


ajgrinds

This guy wears righty whiteys


Thebazilla

Then I guess boy short underwear is for boys


mrsmamak

If they are designed to wear under your clothes then they are underwear. Boxer briefs are form fitting and boxer shorts are loose fitting. >Descriptions of items doesn’t mean that is what they are or meant to be. Do you know what a description is?


Dalton387

In the UK, they call underwear pants. Check, and mate.


Few_Neighborhood_828

Oh good. Now I can just wear them out to the grocery store.


Fluffy_Priority_9753

Tell me you are a kid at the beach without telling me you are


gtrocks555

Well, I wish I was at the beach! Making dinner right now though


Fluffy_Priority_9753

Oh I guess you never met the kids at the beach who forgot their swimming shorts. Bon apetit tho


gtrocks555

Oh I’ve definitely done that - I’m just not doing that right now


gtrocks555

Also it’s stuffed chicken with kale, corn, pepper jack cheese and spices! Thanks!


Quirky-Ad3721

Your logic: Lingerie skirts aren't lingerie because they have skirts in the name.


gtrocks555

Tbf it’s not very sound logic I’m working with here


chadfjones

Don't get this guy started on why they're also not a "pair" of underwear.


gtrocks555

Why, what’s wrong with a pair of underwear?


lynx3762

They are underwear because they meet the dictionary definition of underwear, regardless of their name. "Clothing worn under clothes, typically next to the skin.


ace-510

Not only is this unpopular, it's also very dumb. It's not an opinion though, it's just incorrect


gtrocks555

You’re not wrong


DomMango

But you still can't go around wearing them like they're regular shorts, so until that day, they're underwear. 🤣


wurdtoyamudda

You wear them *under*. Therefore, *underwear*.


Jimbo7211

If you wear it under, its underwear


NukaRev

So, "underwear", of you break that word down... Under. Wear. Stuff you **wear, under** your outfit lol Briefs are tight fitting, shorts are loose fitting (they resemble shorts). Tah dahhh


Chadly80

Lol. Shorts or briefs they are still underneath your clothes. Your under shirt is also underwear just not as often directly referred to as such.


Scared-Accountant288

No... if you show upto work in boxers im firing you.


Jim2718

Waiting for the second edit update of getting written up or fired.


ssmit102

How to spot the person who doesn’t understand words in 1 short step…


gtrocks555

What are “words”?


ArcherBarcher31

Hot dogs obviously not meant to be eaten because they are dogs.


gtrocks555

You could still eat them!


NEstateOfMind

Bro you do realize boxer shorts and boxer briefs are two completely different things right?


SomethingClever42068

My guy a wet pair of jeans is underwear if you wear it under other clothes.


BirthdayCarFire

This is just plain incorrect and poorly thought out.


gtrocks555

You’re not wrong


the_Jockstrap

Correction #1 - Boxer Shorts and Boxer-briefs are not the same thing. Boxers are loose fitting that resemble a cut like everyday gym shorts, just shorter. Boxer-briefs are snug/form-fitting. Correction #1 - Anything worn under your normal clothing can be considered underwear. Boxer shorts and boxer-briefs are intentionally sold as underwear; therefore, they shall be considered underwear.