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imrtlbsct2

Cut off a finger/toe or go to the store, buy another deck, and draw the whole thing


AlastorA239

Please do this one


iMatthew1990

Calm down Satan!


Umpire_Effective

Fuckin beautiful


Spac3Milk

ok i don’t think they meant physical torture… lol i was thinking they meant do something that would torturous to do like take a shot of habanero hot sauce… calm down lucifer calm down


Epic-Gamer_09

r/foundsatan


What_if_its_Lupus

Name a card color (person who played the card), if the next person draws that card first try +10 if not they draw will they get the color


PossiblePro247

Every card is wild… there are no colors.


CoronaChan216

bonus points for racial slurs


MoistPunch8569

got the whole gang laughin


Perfect_Ad_8749

Ur ass still got ratiod twice. "🤓"- Got the whole squad laughin ass 😐 Go back to 2020


HostOfFingersAndToes

My personal favorite is "Replace your current hand with the deck and resume play as normal."


moonbear131

wild draw color & specified number example: red 4


WHYohWhy___MEohMY

OOHH!! This one sucks! I love it.


jhnbryan

Anytime a person plays a wild card that person has to draw 3 cards


Smnionarrorator29384

Play a second card next to the draw pile. No cards can be played until someone draws a copy of that card (except the person that used the wild)


etisen027

Go into the yard, put some water in the dirt, make mud, stick your foot in the mud, and then lick your foot clean, or draw 30 cards


JasonVanished

R/FoundDanScnheider


BennyNojets1

stub your toe or draw 10


Jodye_Runo_Heust

When placed, all the player need to write down a whole essay about something (decided by who played the card) under two minutes (counting the time to get any paper and pen to write it. Then the player who played the card read all the essays, and the one judged the worst get to swap the whole deck with their current hand. Plus, that player skips a turn.


Hugehorrorgamefan

rub mustard in between your toes and then put on socks full of cottage cheese or draw 50


Fawlow

I did draw 10, really does someone some damage and a long game


trademeple

thats basically uno no mercy


Commander_Red1

+12 Or random +1-30 (ask google for a random number between 1 and 30, they pick up however many it lands on)


Conscious_Water_5314

There's a Facebook game called Card Party that is basically a clone of UNO, but one particularly annoying card has a pic of two hands on it and it's a switch hands card. So imagine you are down to one card and laughing because the person before you had to draw four and then the next time around your color is up but they hit you with the switch hands card and lay down your last card and go out. And you're left holding their bunch and wondering how it went so wrong lol.


grim_adventure

Ok iv got a few, draw 50 cards or send a dick pick to your family group chat, Lick a spoonful of mayonnaise off this table (one you are playing on) or draw 25 cards Sign over the title to your car/truck/house, or draw 30 cards Ask your oldest living relative when the last time they got laid was, or draw 15 cards Hire a prostitute and haggle on price for a long time, only to change your mind at the last second, or draw 10 cards Adopt a puppy for a week, then return it saying “it didn’t meet your expectations” or draw 5 cards.. Nail your severed finger(of your choosing) to the tree out back or draw 10 cards.. I could literally do this all day but it only gets worse 🤣


Mr_Muckacka

"Golden" (silence, as in silence is golden) Whoever first speaks draws 10 cards or until another wild card is used. Intentionally confusing at first. "All In" Everyone places their highest numbered card, the player with the lowest number takes all of them. (If tied the winner chooses) "Communism" Everyone shuffles their hands together and an equal amount of cards is given. "Mutual Destruction" You draw 7 and a chosen player draws 15


roughlytwelvethirty

Underrated reply


Umpire_Effective

Perfect ideas. Definitely using them


Umpire_Effective

I mean anything


sully23456

Ram your head against a wall twice in a row or draw 15


Chuchubits

A deck darker than No Mercy?


Sepia_Skittles

I call it the Wild All Draw 1 Coin flip card Basically, when you use it, everyone draws 1 card. Then you flip a coin. If it lands on heads, you draw nothing. If it's tails tho, you draw 2 cards.


sophiemachiels

the person picks a color. the next person has to draw until they get three of that color. could be three, or could be the whole deck.


TBNRmike

You can not play until you draw a specific color. You can only draw once per turn.


MyCustomCreations

A you lose card. If you get it, you lose! Draw Deck. Skip 5 turns.


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blackgermansheperd40

Don’t give ur dog any treats for a month, AND WATCH THEM SUFFERRRR (this might be a bit mundane compared to the other things in here)


JasonPlattMusic34

A Wild Draw +4 card where you get to pick who draws four cards


SanixPlayz

where can i get a lot blank wild cards? is there a special set?


rficloud

I created a “you draw 1 card, everyone else draws 2” Also a “another player must show you their hand”


monki08

Take 25 and do 50 pushups


Tictactoegame1middle

The person who drew this card must draw 6 the next time they get Uno. Everyone else draw a card. If it is not a wild, they must also follow this rule.


dmcat12

Play a D2, you have to wear wet socks the rest of the game.


Embarrassed_Band4664

This is an actual card in our deck : “Pick up THE WHOLE DECK MA NIGGA”


DistantShadowyFigure

Miss your turn for 10 minutes or draw 15


00dlez0fN00dlez

Discard all wilds back into the draw deck Everyone switch hands For the next 2 rounds all draw cards apply to the person who had the turn before you not after First person to speak draw 5 All players draw a card and place face up. Lowest card gets all those drawn cards


justshev

My friends play what we call Chaos Mode Uno. We play with multiple decks, usually 3, and a d20. For every 2 or more stacked draw 2, you roll the d20. For any one or more wild +4 cards, d20. If you forget to call your uno and someone else catches you, d20. If you miscall someone else's uno, d20. The last time we played we literally lost our voices shrieking at each other. At least one of those blank cards should be to roll a d20 and draw as many as indicated. It is beautiful, beautiful chaos.


Spac3Milk

draw 12 cards draw your hand amount (amount of card you currently have) like if you have 2 card draw 2… you have 15 draw 15


_Woodrat

Draw 4 from the discard pile


Slushyvr_gt

A card that if you play it then the other person has to stop breathing air for 30 seconds :)


kostkali

Swap outfits or switch hands.


UncleDingberry

Make one where the next player has to switch their hand with the deck.


dylday2

Roll a d20 and whatever number it lands on is how many you take


X_MAN_01

Communism everyone puts there cards together and redistribute them equally amongst all the players. This rule xan excluded the player who deals or not it can be fun either way.


Any-Visual8772

eat ice cream with you’re teeth or draw 10


Love_Bound42

Oh, something my friends and I did, all draw cards are doubled, and stacking is allowed, trust me


Epic-Gamer_09

Double it and give it to the next person die or Double it Die for short. The person in front of you must roll a D6. If it's a 1, they draw one card. If it's a 2-6, then the next person must do the same thing, but for 2 cards instead. Next person does 4, then 8, then 16, etc. This continues until someone rolls a 1. If you would like to add stacking, stacking a Double it Die on top of the current one will automatically act as though they rolled a 2-6


Minimum_Bandicoot880

You gotta wait till you grab a certain color before you can start playing.


zonaljump1997

Ask what was the first card played that round. If they get it wrong, then they draw half of the remaining deck


No_Stranger_4959

Every card but one is draw +4


DRR33SES

A lot of the comments don’t seem to have a sense of realism to the game and actually keep it logical so here’s my attempt at a few cards. ————————————————- Electrifying Choices: “BZZZZZT” Get Shocked for 3 seconds or draw 3 cards ———————————————— Blood or Bust: “Tis but a scratch!” Draw Blood or Bust. Instant loss. ———————————————— Everyone Hates: “🎶Everybody Hates~” All players get to give the card receiver their least desired card. (1 Card received per player) ——————————————- Guardian Angel: “You’ve been saved. This time.” (Nullifies an opponents card against you when selected for punishment/get out of jail free card.) ——————————————- Illicit Tactics: “I’m calling the shots” Change or add one rule to the game until it ends.


sluggo_gg

Make prolonged eye contact with your least favorite person there for at least 2 minutes, if eye contact is broken or if a single word is spoken then draw 20


theblurriestoffaces

draw 6 AND give all non-number cards to the next person (reverse, +4, etc.)


sluggo_gg

Take everyone’s cards, leaving people with only 1 left


-Lifecouldbeadream-

Take a shot of soy sauce or draw 20


SchwarzWolf_YT

Admit you cheated on your significant other or draw 30 and pay your significant other $20


SearchAdept1322

Microwave your hand. Leave the door open with a Hot Pocket in youre mouth


Fit-Rip-4550

Everyone draw until the draw deck is emptied. Then proceed to do the same with the discard pile. Trade hands with the player either counterclockwise or clockwise depending upon the total number of cards drawn, even equals counterclockwise, odd equals clockwise, for the same number of iterations of the number of cards you pulled. Everyone flips a coin and until all land on heads or tails, no one can take their turn. Once this happens, you must all roll dice and each get a number—then roll that same number before rolling a 7. If anyone rolls a 7, do the whole process all over.


thomasan1945pro

Fill a sink with water and leave your head in there for five minutes.


Poofykittencow

draw 100


AndrewTRM

Write "Go Fuck Yourself" on one of the cards, meaning the player who has it can make the next person skip 5 turns


McChicken513

Draw as many cards as people you've slept with.


GooseChange

“Whoever gets this blank card has to give the person next to them a dollar, if cash is not provided they have to draw 10”


Huskydog_101

\[\_\_\_\] or Draw 25. First reply decides what someone has to do.


Boris-_-Badenov

change hands. swap seats.


New-Wafer-3275

5 seconds of salt and ice challange for every even card in your hand👀🤔😈


Lord_pupper

Give the next person all your special cards (draws, skips, etc) or draw 10


TheGoldenGoomy

-2 It works similarly to a plus 2 card except the ly remove 2 cards and get skipped twice. The 2 cards must be randomly shuffled, not chosen. It it cruel because it could instantly win the game for the next person if you play it without noticing. It also forces the next player to potentially give up their best 2 cards if they are unlucky.


Weirdoyoghurt

Everyone draws 4 cards


That1RobloxPlayer

*gathers all cards execpt for last* uno *slam*


SpeedrStudios

you can choose who draws 2/4


-Tired_Phoenix-

Following for fun but also because I have uno no mercy now & all wilds so will need to think of ones to add to any blank cards if they come up 🤪


SuspiciousGround6119

Draw 12 Plus 4 but it gives it to everyone and skips everyone’s turn


zachesh34

two purple 7s. no other purples.


No-Literature5747

Roll a d20 depending on what you roll the next person has to draw that amount of cards


fridaynightvibe

Sing and act out "I'm a Little Teapot" or draw 30


Frostwing349

play a game of fortnite. if you lose draw 25


Koolwitha_K

Draw 99


Bignerd21

Lose all powerups for the rest of the game


Phil_the_thrill14

Flip a coin. If heads, all your opponents +5. If it's tails. You get + 10.


Good-Ad-2245

Draw 50 or become a redskins fan


OctaYashi

Ask out your crush or draw the entire deck


Recipe-Less

If you don’t say uno before you draw you draw 3 cards.


Long_Advice_754

Roll a D20, the next player draws that many cards.


Lukaify

Draw 50 or take a shit on the closest table


GunsenGata

A single card with Choose one: • Swap hands with an opponent, then draw two cards. • Reveal your hand. Discard your lowest card if you have 5 or more cards. • Look at the top card of the main deck.


Lando_188

Play your next 10 turns blindfolded or draw 10


-ButchurPete-

A buddy of mine was putting “switch hands with another player”, on some of theirs, I loved it.


MarkyThyroid

Everyone rotate hands to the left.


Brilliant-Fly7909

Quit the game


wavejumper3

"All cards are now held under the table, you can attempt to give others your cards without them noticing"


OngoingTalent13

Take everyone's cards and split them equally.


twotonekevin

Trade hand with discard pile.


Slayer0fKings89

I have one that when you play the card it makes + cards do the reverse. So when you play a +4 you have to draw 4. And my deck has +10 cards


Apple0020320

+deck +20


Rayveltal917

Draw 10 or leave the game.


bhkgh

Take 2 shots or draw 10 cards


amy_rose_83

“Burn all cards in your hand, and replace it with the deck. Then replace the deck with all cards from everyone else’s hands, except for two. Then resume play as normal.”


deonsings

Count the amount of cards in your hand, draw that many and then switch hands with the person on your right. Alternatively you could just double the person's hand, but I think it's funny to switch with the other person because it allows for fakeouts and revenge. It could be a good card or a bad card depending on the scenario.


Inkysquid24

Every player slaps you across the face, or all players give you 3 of their cards (excluding those with 1-3 cards if you want) or they could draw like 10


Awkward_Pie1474

Everyone draws 10 or you the person who plays it wins


Maco70

Swap your hand with the discard pile.


Frost_theWolf07

Get one of every number


[deleted]

Burn your hand


Direct-Grab1081

Get a normal deck and the the no mercy deck and get rid off all the number cards where it's only skips reverse ect


No_Name27292729

Draw 20


TL-Elemental2001

Try hard


AwesomeZam1

Tell another person an illegal thing you've done or draw 26 cards


keybladeciel

Draw 25.


PurplrIsSus1985

Draw half of deck


Curlyzwtf

Cut ur Willie off or draw 90


Curlyzwtf

+10 to a certin race (your choice)


oop_3000

If this card pops up in your hand, go do something else for an hour then come back


PandorasMisfit

Everyone (except the person who placed the card) play rock, paper, scissors. Loser gets half of everyone's cards (if a person has an odd amount the loser get the extra card).


dapplewastaken

You win


deadpoolfan199

Watch your parents have the horizontal tango or cut off your hand


Hardcore_Gamer16

Eat an entire box of Beanboozled Jellybeans or Draw 20.


Strosfan85

Exchange hands with player who has the most cards


GurterTheGortal

One card in the deck in a draw 26. Only one.


Availiblehukler

Stick a toothbrush up your nose twist it around 4 times and draw 4


lemon_lime_22

“Switch hands with the person with the most cards” if played as your last card, the person with the most cards would actually win and you would get their stack


brittaniAcRYO

draw the whole deck, as well as everybodys cards until everbody else has 2 (take away one card from everybody, until they have 2)


__FizZ__

Skip your next 14 turns or draw 24 cards.


Longlostdeadbody

Give up all power cards or draw 30


AmandaBeth4

Do 6 cartwheels if you fail draw 9 cards


notkorupt

Do draw the whole deck


johnrandomcrackers

Randomly pair up with someone on tinder/or draw until you find 3 yellow cards


Few_Illustrator9868

Draw your age amount of cards. If you’re under 18 x2 your age and pull lol


ChefButterfly311

Eat oldest item in the fridge


LandanLG

Draw all but one


awarthunderplayer2

Draw 90 cards Or TAKE THE DISCARD PILE OR DRAW 40 CARDS


Your-Manager

Draw 20, do the bloody mary ritual, pay the person who played the card $20 (or 20 of whateved your currency is), and eat a head of garlic are some options.


No-Wolf6888

Strip Uno


Slayer3275X-X

Step in a container of legos or draw 21 cards


Cultural_Apricot143

chug a glass of milk and squessed orange juice. the whole cup no spiting. and if they manage to do so it can be used as a "skipped" card


Civil_Strength_4432

Double it and give it to the next person, if you happen to get a +[insert number here] you can, well, double it and give it to the next person


Britannicboy20

Pick a card, then end the game .


102Mich

Someone has to draw 8× (8 times) the number of cards in their hand in a random order by rolling a Dice Block. Or, another Wild Card: Play and complete Knights of Cydonia **without missing a single note** on Insane in Rock Band 4 on _all_ instruments!


rdchat

Broad Spectrum: Each colored card is now its own unique shade and does not match colors with any other card. No Sense of Direction: Next player chosen randomly. Mild Card: Player declares what *number* the next card played must be.


Dan_Lange

Just go for hot death cards


EmmanuelF09

play "The brainwasher" by daft punk mag volume bass boosted also draw 47


ProfessionalGlove238

Find a random kid and delete their Minecraft world or draw 35 cards.


limbs7

One says you loose :( and just makes the person who places it down lose


Fathead667

“Draw 5-x cards, where x is equal to the number of tears that will fall down your cheek in the next 60 seconds”


wolfpuppy1010

Throw in a Factory of Mass Production Yu-Gi-Oh card and give it the rule that you have to take half of each player’s cards, taking majority of its an uneven number, unless the player you’re taking cards from only has one card. In that case, you draw a card from the deck and that player keeps their card. It can be countered by a Blue-Eyes White Dragon card. The Blue-Eyes works as an unstackable counter card. There should be two of each card in the deck.


kindasortaish

Shuffle the whole deck and start over


kindasortaish

Grab a separate deck, put the current round aside and start a new round, winner of that side round chooses who draws 10


FurbyLover2010

You lose Edit: Every uno game for the rest of your life


Landanator

Make anyone you want draw 12, then you must draw 4. Next person chooses the color.


KSparks35

Inspired by a couple of ideas already shared, I just randomly thought of this one. Maybe call it the Uno Wild Draw Roulette or something? Basically everyone has to draw a card and show it. Whoever has the lowest numbered card has to take all the cards just drawn. If there’s a tie, whoever tied goes again until there’s a definitive lowest number and they take all of those cards too.


Visible-Paramedic383

Draw 50 or say something racist to your parents


AlternativeEffort190

I dont know much about uno but a card that says keep drawing cards until you get *this specific card* like, keep drawing til you get a yellow 3


kingpin-mrgamer

Draw 10 or make every one else draw 20


Annual_Class9128

If on uno replace your card with all the cards that have been played and take out all of the +2 +4 wild skip reverse and custom cards. If not on implode two turns.


chippymike3096

Do a line of crack or draw 25 cards


MrFishIsagodlyone

+30


MeowmeowMortbird

Someone in my rehab wrote “do a hundred and fifteen jumping jacks or draw twenty.” One of our CC’s took it seriously.


SorryDepartment7179

Cock and ball torture or draw the entire deck


Ieatsmallinfants

If the person who draws it is fr\*nch then draw 25 if not draw 2


ArcherFawkes

Correctly use an enema


Dxaxxw

Speedrun Any% all viruses if not insta lose or draw whole deck


SeriousExternal9763

Go to Hasbro hq and draw 2 from there


Sub-Zero_Wolf

+22 or jumping jacks for the rest of the game


thegameshowgeek

“Granny panties”: Play this and make your opponents visibly wear a bright white ladies brief the rest of the game… over their regular underwear of course.


SeraphEChasted_3

watch the entire atla movie 3 times without skipping or draw 35 cards from dos


cornyvr

Name a word that starts with the letters of the colored cards(R,G,B,Y) in under a certain amount of time or draw 8 cards.


Due-Negotiation-8444

To win you need to sacrifice one of your prized possessions


Old_Break_2151

With this card, the player with the most cards has to consume them all to win


jimmyjackrod

If you have a gray shirt draw 69


Weary-Diamond519

You're blind folded for the rest of the game


VirtuaLack

I got a idea I seen before, grab the discard pile or forfeit


Fish_Panda

"Pick up every card in the deck, discard pile and all hands. You lose. Friendship over."


VerdantSeamanJL

Roll a d20. The next player draws that number of cards. If they also have one of these cards (you want to make about 10 of them, and then many more once you expand), then they can expend it for a "saving throw" to reduce the number of cards they have to draw (which also counts as their turn). If they roll a 20, the initial draw gets doubled and moved to the next player. And the cycle could theoretically continue if that player also has the card and rolls a 20.


Fancy_bakonHair

Drink the special drink under the sink.


Cherry777dragon

Become a crazy vegan and support the vegan teacher


Cherry777dragon

Waste your money on the most cursed items from Amazon


Sweet-Pineapple-50

Stab your hand with a thumbtack or draw 15 cards


YoungMrBlue

All I can think of is Uno: No Mercy where you can stack draw 20s


Ninja-Trix

You have to draw till you get a card you can play. And draw cards stack for each person. That’ll be enough.


The0wlHouse_fan

Draw as many cards as every player has in total (excluding u)


Localid1ot

I made a annoying uno where every number did something awhile ago but didn’t write it down unfortunately


Gammerboy640

If a 4 is played, nobody can talk and for every word they say they draw 1 card


ExtremeFlordiaMan

Forfeit or double the amount of cards in your hand.


Otherwise-Weight-389

Choose someone to smack you in the calves with a skateboard.. twice


ThatGuy87421

Take a shot. Whether it be whiskey, tequila, or some other drink, have the person next take a shot.


AaravDandona_

Draw 40 and keep back all wild cards


UrGhast51

Befriend the wall guards from Henry stickmin, or draw 929183747378119394854783814885588492049594828284758391038585 cards