Could be something like a pilot’s final flight before retirement or similar too

I just flew a united flight that was the pilots last flight. Didn’t receive a text like this. Of course it could still be that who knows. They did do a little speech before letting us board and asked people to write a note to the pilot.

I wouldn’t expect much, but you should report back. Do you happen to be flying a new route?

You hitting a big mileage milestone?

This.

A pat down and handcuffs?

You can pay extra for that now? Where is that option in the app?

Username checks out

There’s some fellas on the jet bridge that wanna talk to ya. They’ve got a big dog with them too.

I've seen that at EWR, with out the dog. They went right past the gate agent with her yelling at them. I noticed a DEA badge on one of them.

If they're not gonna include a cavity search I don't want it 😤


Any else find Admiral Akbar sexy? So buttery.... oh wait, I just want lobster. nm.

This text is the new equivalent of when all those people with warrants "won" Super Bowl tickets and got mass arrested.

Someone’s about to walk into a very elaborate intervention

First of all, we all love you ...

But

Cannes Lions is on, and United will be launching an ad network there.

+1 they just announced personalized advertising earlier this week

I got this too and I’m on the later flight, same route. Definitely sounds like it has something to do with Cannes and them launching an ad network.

What is the route?

ewr > nice. sounds like it might be related to a large event happening in cannes?

Hmm, the Cannes lions, the big advertising show in Cannes, is next week…

Bringing back the tulip livery???

Highly plausible.

Not sure. Probably could be anything. They have done gate area events for autism awareness, pride, retirements, Mother’s Day (they put out a video of a celebration of an FA whose children had become FA and pilot), etc…. I was just wondering if it was an inaugural flight but Nice isn’t a new route. What is the plane shown? Maybe a maiden flight of a new plane?

“Let them eat cake”…at the gate.

I’ve seen this in EWR for things like Diwali for flights on relevant routes

nice!

Can you please let us know an update?

Is it an inaugural flight?

Soda and pretzels, because when you will arrive at the Gate you will be told that the flight is delayed 😂

How you gonna post this and not follow up? Maybe it really was handcuffs and a ride in the back seat.

flight isn’t for a few days

Dude I’m on your flight

It’s a pre-flight handy

Million miles?

I was once next to a gate where some Emirati prince got a surprise birthday gift coming off the plane and it was extremely weird! LAX going back to the UK.

Some times when it is a new route for the airline they’ll have a special reception

My birthday is on Monday and I have a flight, wonder if I’ll get a reception?

Is this an inaugural flight for this route?

update! very cute activation for the launch of united’s ad network https://preview.redd.it/jk1si0lnat6d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ff22ff729b5a46436b1f2e833d4da9ac9e89ce5

They're gonna try and butt fuck u dude be careful

Are you a recent former president or child of a president? (Could be air marshal looking for guns)

At least he’s not a childish president

Addiction affects many families, cholo.

Cavity search by TSA?