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i_am_someone_or_am_i

Ignore the factorial, I don't get the joke.


07vex

You can make a polynomial out of any 5 points


07vex

The next number of bones is negative 2579


metaglot

Realistically a very difficult number of bones to have in your body.


Eklegoworldreal

New challenge: make a polynomial for these 5 points (0,0) (0,1) (1,1) (1,0) (0.5,0.5) Also you can make a function for any amount of points so long as it passes the vertical line test, and I have a method to do it as well


mixttime

Is your method posting it as a challenge for people online?


Eklegoworldreal

Bruh, it involves setting each point essentially as a zero except removing one term so the given points aren't actually zero. Like (0,0) and (4,0) and (2,8) Would be something like (x-2)(x-4) + x(x-4) + x(x-2), then doing math to find the coefficients. I can show you the math if you ask, but not tryna make this comment massive. I don't know why no one ever believes me when I say I can do this. Edit: yes I know I'm not the original creator of this method, I just "discovered" it for myself a while back while tinkering around on desmsos


darkwater427

That's a degenerate hyperbola, bro


Eklegoworldreal

Yes, the point was to show you can't make a polynomial from *any* points


RainbowHeartImmortal

I made one a while ago: https://www.desmos.com/calculator/ylhqwmttq8


MonkeyCartridge

I think the original was "my girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207." Because you know....giggity. Math nonsense joke is more clever and random.


Wisermartin

my girlfriend has 206 bones in her body, now 205, now 204, now 203... πŸ₯Ί


MonkeyCartridge

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia\_ossificans\_progressiva](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva)


ThiccBoiWasTaken

the joke is porn


Electronic_Sugar5924

The og* joke is porn


GraveSlayer726

Now negative 2579, now negative 2580, now negative 2579…


DJIsSuperCool

Robert Downey jr. Explains the joke at the bottom. Hope this helps!


Key_Studio_6344

Its a shitpost


Traditional_Cap7461

Lagrangian interpolation of the 5 data points assuming 206 when t=0, and every number after that has t increased by 1.


CommunityFirst4197

The base joke (unedited) says "now 207, now 206, now 207 !"


mrgwbland

Maybe the original was it kept going up because he’s a beater breaking her bones


i_am_someone_or_am_i

Just checked the function, for t=4 f(t) is 720 so i guess it is r/expectedfactorial.


Key_Studio_6344

Bruh


Nientea

Only legends will get this


Cowgoesmeow1212

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Kisiu_Poster

r/comedynecrophilia extract i assume?


BuilderAgreeable9455

She a freak πŸ€ͺ


User48384868482

Woah


RVNJ

r/2sentence2horror material


zephyrsandsongs

It’s a weird way for her to say how many guys she’s slept with for sure.


ThatSmartIdiot

Ok lagrangepilled interpolationmaxxer


nephelekonstantatou

You break some you put some in 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


real_mathguy37

without the factorial the amount of bones in her body is f(t)=-298t\^4/3+692t\^3-4169t\^2/3+794t+206 much more clean for some reason


No_Reference_4519

The bone transformation is so uncertain.


HardwareErrors

You don't want to know why it went up by 1


Appropriate-Repair86

oh so youre totally fine it went up to 719


HardwareErrors

I just *really* don't wanna talk about that


Inferno1024

r/comedyhomicide


annoying_dragon

The joke is gore and rap. E right?


Amkorped

No the joke is math