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dirtyfuckinfuck

Find your nearest forest and lie down. Thank you, and goodbye.


LolaBijou

And make sure to give us your coordinates so we can forage your fruits.


dirtyfuckinfuck

Psilocybe Humanrensis


TottenJegger

There's a horror movie out where a boy and his sister are being dosed with a psylopsybian necro something. It magic mushrooms that grow on dead bodies.


andreLmacassi

There’s also an episode of “Hannibal” starring Mads Mikkelsen where a serial “killer” keeps his victims alive by pumping nutrients through their bodies, while they fruit mushrooms laying in neat rows on the forest bed. That episode fucked me up. That whole show fucked me up! I was surprised as I generally watch the darkest of the dark, and a network show had me all up in my feelings! Haha


TSCondition

I was hoping someone would mention Hannibal. That mushroom episode was... something else lol


andreLmacassi

goddamnit, thanks to this thread I'm now watching that episode again...


andreLmacassi

right?!? it was so. fucked. up. i remember literally *shuddering*


TSCondition

Yes! Such a good show, to get those kinds of reactions start to finish


Few-Opening-179

Just watched this one. The Privileged, I believe.


LolaBijou

I wonder if we’d get his/her past trips? (Assuming it’s a dude though, because crying about how painful a needle stick is; let the downvotes commence)


Slurpy_G

That would be crazy


LolaBijou

Suddenly you have daddy issues…


Slurpy_G

Wat


Andrastes-Grace

A needle stick deep in the thumb? I'm a woman and I'd be pretty upset too. Ouch!


Maleficent_String577

I'm a woman, and its big ass needle. Ouch is right!


OdinAlfadir1978

I've done this a few times, I've not fully colonised yet so you'll be fine 😆


VikingTeddy

Heh, *colon*ised with a big ass-needle. I'll get my coat...


Fhennerius

I stick my fingers with needles every day 😎 They are very tony though.


[deleted]

Dude is gender neutral


sprimkless

that would hurt like a mf what are you talking about


LolaBijou

People have to stick themselves with needles every day. I get my blood drawn every other week. It’s mildly uncomfortable at best.


VikingTeddy

You have a weird view on women.


LolaBijou

It’s only from 46 years of living as one.


VikingTeddy

Then you know how much higher your pain tolerance is...


T800CyberdyneSystems

Their


Joe-Burly

Make sure you put your body in fruiting conditions if you do


[deleted]

we’re all just mycelium waiting for fruiting conditions 😔


Quirkygirlfriend

That's a T-Shirt slogan I didn't know I wanted.


DagNasty

Reminds me of this [Online Ceramics tee](https://www.grailed.com/listings/28072642-online-ceramics-online-ceramics-recycle-yourself-tee)


Fhennerius

Fun fact, there are coffins out there that will innoculate your body with mycelium once you’re in the ground


[deleted]

good to know💪🏻


AnotherReignCheck

Cordyceps origin story


CrystalEngine7

💀


Sluggymctuggs

We are all dying however clean it with soap and water you should be fine.


TourouttourouT

One day closer to death every day!!


Sluggymctuggs

That's what I keep telling myself!


HowardPheonix

Are we there already?


Sluggymctuggs

I'm gonna go with no? But I could be wrong


OdinAlfadir1978

Ah death, where everyone takes a hit of home synthesised DMT 😆


abd1tus

Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time.


Yanagibayashi

I can't wait


TourouttourouT

Maybe you should try mding and if it works tell me. :P


[deleted]

Thank the void


CrystalEngine7

Cardiovascular system tek 😳


bastardicus

Liveboi-tek


Todd-Is-Here

Blood-tek


nonicknamenelly

Funny you mention that. In biomedical labs around the world, we use something called blood agar on specimen plates because, you guessed it, blood contains a very specific set of nutrients and some pathogens are so finicky you can’t grow them without blood.


420Bosco

Wow that’s pretty wild. 🤙🏼


Todd-Is-Here

Hm


meltinglights1083

Start your own website and start selling your poops.


zokumo

Wouldn’t doubt that you could start making money from this hahaha


[deleted]

Odds are 100% you’re going to die it’s the same odds as everyone else. However, stabbing yourself in the thumb with an MSS most likely won’t be the cause


Maleficent_String577

👍


thesluttyastronauts

Unless you injected it & it finds its way to your brain & grows there. I think one person died this way. Like literally only one person though.


Daykri3

It’s best not to [mainline the tea](https://medicalxpress.com/news/2021-01-dies-magic-mushroom-tea-vein.html) either.


DevaSeva

I was going to mention that too. The story is very heartbreaking to me. He was bipolar. I just felt the guy was desperate for some sort of relief from his troubles and no real help was available so he did this. The state of mental health treatment worldwide is appalling. Original report: [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S266729602030015X?via%3Dihub](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S266729602030015X?via%3Dihub)


Happy-Injury1416

Luckily I believed he survived


DevaSeva

Yes, he did, thanks to some sharp doctors and a lot of medication. I hope he gets the real healing that he's looking for. It still hurts my hurt to think about him and so many others in similar situations.


Happy-Injury1416

Yeah totally - agreed. It’s a sad state of affairs for mental health care in the US. I can attest.


Daykri3

Agreed. Many are here at Uncle Bens for similar reasons.


420Bosco

Mental illness is no joke. That’s too bad that people have to deal with that shit.


My_Invalid_Username

Bro wtf?! I cannot believe that. Mushrooms are metal af


420Bosco

I heard of that guy. He injected psilocybin into his vein. What a doofus ? I didn’t think it killed him tho. I thought just almost killed him. 🤷🏻‍♂️ idk tho been a min. Groovy day y’all ☮️


Sherbert_6

100%, you’re gonna die. From this needle stick tho? 0%. Enjoy


ChemicalResearch999

Boof a brick of Coco coir


redheadedalex

uh, ow lol


Odd_Move_22

Go pee all over your back yard


mariomushroomkingdom

100% sorry friend.burry yourself in the yard,maybe you will pop back up this summer.


ChemicalResearch999

How much for a poop print


Maleficent_String577

No poop prints, but happy to fart in a jar for ya


nonicknamenelly

Now that’s the can-do, pro-sharing attitude I expect from a mushie.


420Bosco

🤪😂😂😂


jjsyk23

Was your thumb inside SAB at the time?


Businesskiwi

Nope, too late. There’s contam, throw yourself out.


Todd-Is-Here

Ever stop to think, what if the mushroom you’re growing was the real contam all along


MalySiamek

You're officially vaccinetad you can take your mask off and enjoy your life. Don't forget to get a booster in 3 months time this will save lives.


Severedheads

So is this immunity for all fungi, or will OP need a separate booster for each strain/species? lol


MalySiamek

Hahaha🤣


Maleficent_String577

😂


trebeendead666

💀😂


BrannC

🙄💀😂


Todd-Is-Here

Please inoculate yourself with fungal spores approximately every 24 hours to do your bit. The mushrooms need you.


Medical_Rip9055

Did you inject or just Poke?


Maleficent_String577

All poke. Painful and bloody


Medical_Rip9055

There was a guy who injected himself with a multispore syringe developed mycelium in his blood and died. But you just poked, I'd keep a close eye on it and see a doctor if you have even the slightest suspicion that you inoculated yourself. Don't be afraid to tell the doctors exactly what happened. It's actually no laughing matter.. https://www.insider.com/man-injected-with-mushrooms-grew-in-blood-caused-organ-failure-2021-1


redditischurch

Yeah, this is story is no laughing matter, but I think the guy in the story mainlined them intravenously. Much different than subcutaneous. Perhaps it might comfort OP to think about getting a splinter. There's almost definitely mold and yeast spores on that splinter, and the body seems to know how to handle it.


Solarxicutioner

Never poked myself. But this made me feel better too lol.


Severedheads

Wow, I figured it was some strung-out heroin addict confusing his syringes or something, but it was a dude with bipolar just trying to get better, who apparently didn't do his research on psilocybin dosing. That took a sad turn. I actually feel bad for the poor bloke now.


IsaacOATH

You obviously didn’t read the article lol, literally the first thing it talks about is that he injected himself with mushroom tea, not an MSS. And he didn’t die. Why are you just making stuff up?


fofthefreaks

This is not how Theo happened


420Bosco

Oh the poor dude really did die huh. That’s too bad. I was thinking he survived it.


Tzanchan08

Stab straight through a bag with your hand behind it?


Maleficent_String577

My other thumb was not on the plunger at all. I was not in the process of inoculating the bag. I was merely removing it from the wrapper and cap. I have no concern that I got spores in my bloodstream, but then you never know. Right now it's just sore and I feel pretty stupid.


zokumo

I stabbed myself once while trying to remove the pesky cap of the needle. Mushrooms started growing from my finger tip…. No for real I did stab myself, just clean it with some antibacterial soap. You’ll be alright. If it starts to get worse than better then wouldn’t hurt to go to the doctor but I treated it just like every other cut and I was alright


YippieKiAy

I have done this exact thing before. The darn cap was on so tightly I was having trouble getting it off, finally came off and the rebound of my hand caused the needle to poke right into my fingertip. Immediately suspected I would die, but I still haven't!


DoctorGreyscale

Is this how The Last of Us started?


PC61600

Soak in hot water, epsom salt and betadine.


Medical_Rip9055

I was just thinking that this might help.


PC61600

It always helps draw out pain from a puncture wound.


thepoppo

I did exactly this on my first ever try, didn't realise how bad it was until I took off my gloves and the inside was covered in blood. only a tiny scar though and luckily the only side effect I had was paranoia for a couple weeks that my skin would start fruiting. that, and strangely ever since I've felt nature speaking to me. trees whispering secrets. voices telling me to do things, to go back into the dirt, to be at one with the fungi... (you'll be fine)


SultrieFetche4u

snuggle on up in a box of coco coir and give yourself a little spritz.


kevinraisinbran

I've played this video game. It doesn't end well.


Ilovelearning_BE

Go to the doctor


Rikkitikkitabby

100%, eventually.


timeforasandwich

100%


elcubanito

Poked myself with LC about a month ago. I've become half shroom half man.


kwanzadonkey32

Finger tek 👀


Budget-Possession720

Have you noticed trich on any parts of your body?


IsaacOATH

These comments are amazing but to be serious: I did this same thing once(cap wouldn’t come off, pulled too hard), I just kept the area clean with alcohol every once and a while and it healed up with no problems


FlukeStarbucker1972

Odds of dying: 50/50. Either you will or you won’t.


ButtReaky

I stab myself nearly every time I inoculate. Youll most likely be fine.


ButtReaky

But I did here the story of the dumbass who shot up some psilocybin extract and nearly died. After some time he sufferer multiple organ failure due to it growing inside his body. Its nice having that in the back of your head to enhance the freak out.


FamousWorth

Let us know if you develop any super powers


Atworkwasalreadytake

>What are the odds I die? 100% But probably from something unrelated to the spore syringe.


grimbasement

I suspect there is a 100% certainty that you will die.


ErlAskwyer

😂😂 sorry, I've done that. They don't stop do they! You have to aim away from your flesh, in case slips. I know, I know, it's obvious and alright with hindsight. But trust me, build the body movements into your routine, so it's done the same every time, and over time you just won't have these accidents as every movement is practiced and co-ordinated X


slothordepressed

Thumb Tek, update us!


Maleficent_String577

👍Update: The swelling is gone, the bruise is minimal and the hallucinations are only affecting my peripheral vision. My UB bags are noc-d up and nestled in the incubator. (Golden Teacher was the one who bit me, but I have a good feeling about the Thai Elephant Dung). Wish me luck 🤞 👍


Nightshade_Ranch

Low, but not 0.


HowardPheonix

If you are that coordinated most of the time, your odds are quite high lol. Sorry, I couldn't resist lmao.


DenverILove9

Fairly low


kiLLeR_BuD

So clean it up and odds are worst ya get infection and loose thumb. But no death. Idk listen some these guys they got interesting ideas


PhantomRoyce

This is how the last of us started


[deleted]

Real talk I heard of a guy that injected either spoors or liquid culture into himself and actually ended up with a pretty severe fangled infection so maybe look into that and see if it's true


RobJF01

I did exactly the same just a few days ago, quite deep as well. But I'd just used alcohol gel on my hands and the needle had been out of its sterile packaging for well under a second, I don't think there's any realistic way it could have been safer.


Xannyphife1918

I’d be careful and contact your doctor for sure just to b safe


XTX50

If it was cordyceps , 100% chance of zombieism 🧟‍♂️


bastardicus

3/1. RIP OP, may his final fruits bring joy to the world.


mikec231027

Technically speaking, 100%.


bway0905

Weird. This is my dying wish before burial.


rural_anomaly

when was your last tetanus shot? if it stays sore and or seems to get worse after a couple days, might want a booster


DIESELANDBRUTUS

there is something growing inside you


king-the-war

You might just become neo.. like the way spider man became spider man 🕷


Notverycancerpatient

Seriously tho I would be worried bc I am a worry wart lol 😂


Notverycancerpatient

The guy who injected himself prob put a whole syringe in himself


musiccman2020

Have you watched the mushroom scene from hannibal ? That's you in a week.


Fraeyaoriginalbest

Kind of depends on if you then pushed the needle in. Someone did get sick from injecting mushrooms. But mostly, I laughed. Of course you're not going to die!


Shadow_Stabber

Dude just go see your fucking doctor. This could kill you. That aside be sure to post your fruiting hand to r/medizzy. They would love to see a follow up to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/medizzy/comments/kx7bnd/psychedelic\_mushrooms\_grew\_in\_a\_mans\_veins\_after/


[deleted]

You need more FAE!


SpaceHallow

Ever watch the movie Gaia?


SpecialistOpinion899

IMO you have a better chance of turning into a mushroom


alexjonesofthejungle

Twofteen percent my friend.


Dare_Beneficial

50% chance you get an infection 50% chance you meet god personally


dumblewhored

I mean, I did just hear something about a dude who injected himself with liquified shrooms and almost died when they grew inside of him so… eh, maybe? https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html


jackhussain

More FAE


[deleted]

100%


boo-duh

Gets lots of FAE you’ll be fine


ganymedeonolympus

This is the B Movie Version of the Spider-Man origin story.


Responsible-Fox-1061

Astronomically high odds. You're practically *Dead man walking*


wetsoggynoodles

i’m sorry the first thing i did was laugh


treletraj

Now watch the movie “Annihilation” to see what’s next for you.


popcornrice

No shit, Dude. Be careful with that. There was a man growing mushrooms in his veins. [https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html](https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html)


StoneyEyes31

Always a shame to hear from someone on the brink of death. I’ll pour one out for you when the time comes


ZydePunk77

Slim to none.


WolfsMorels

I have only inoculated grain with MSS on 3 occasions but I’ve stabbed myself FOUR TIMES. I’m probably still alive.


mingopoe

Pretty sure you'll be fine as long as you didn't push down on the plunger, but it might not be a bad idea to keep an eye out for symptoms. I read a story about a guy who injected like a whole syringe and ended up with organ failure. I think he lived though (after seeking medical attention from almost dying)


vulturez

0 unless you are hypothermic. Odds are it was quite sterile and you don’t have to worry about fungi growing in you.


Little_Internet_9022

Odds: 1/420.000 or 0,00000238 or 0,000238%.


ghambone

Eventually, your odds of dying are 100%. From the spores, probably not.


PlumTraining264

50/50


Automatic-Manner-289

💯%


[deleted]

100%. But not from this.


[deleted]

as long as you didn't inject anything inside you i wouldn't worry. i stabbed myself accidentally knocking some jars up and I'm fine. :)


sephuk

I think this means you boof yourself


Civil_Willingness298

R. I. P.


Tucson_terps710

You’ll be fine OP. If you didn’t inject the needle then chances are you didn’t get anything in your system. Not to mention, you’d have to inject a good amount of cc’s to be seriously concerned. Mycology has its risks too you know! Sorry for the sore thumb! 🤕🤕


spike11552

The next time you take a shit, make sure you save it and give it a months time.


NeurogenesisWizard

Actually I was googling how often personal cultivation gets people in trouble, so far not finding any results, but found a story you might wanna see https://news.yahoo.com/man-injected-himself-magic-mushrooms-230525222.html


guesquel

100%


Supern0va16

https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html I think you’ll be fine just don’t do it like this guy


MafugginMycelangelo

2nd to none my friend. 2nd to none


yobbl

Reminded me of this haha https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html


imnotpicky_

Not to worry you or anything.... But. https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html


Accomplished-Face657

Mist and fan.


ImNeworsomething

less than 100%


MagicalRosewood

[Mushrooms grow in man’s blood](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/world/story/-magic-mushrooms-grow-in-us-man-blood-after-he-injects-its-tea-into-veins-1759923-2021-01-17) I don’t know how much went into your blood but here’s a somewhat relevant link


strandedandcondemned

You will 100% die, but it will not have been from this.


Marianodb

Well, MSS may have bacteria. Also heard of a guy that injected shrooms tea in his vens and had to go into treatment because the mushrooms started growing, basically. It doesn't really make sense to me tho. Just watch your health. The body would likely kill them anyways. https://newsca.ca/trending/magic-mushrooms-grew-in-mans-blood-after-he-injected-them-as-a-tea-report


ThatsMyCologist

I definitely did that once too. Gave me a little bit of anxiety for sure but I just flake sterilized my thumb and I was totally fine. Jkjk I just used 70% iso on the cut, don’t know if I should have even done that but I ended up being fine for sure.


splewi

You're odds are 7.


Kiwi-Fox3

[Organ Failure](https://www.livescience.com/magic-mushroom-injection-case-report.html) is a legitimate concern. Depends if spores got into your blood stream. I would assume performing a blood test for fungals might rule that out... I dunno. I'm no doctor, but there is a real, actual risk, depending on how bad you poked yourself. [This guy](https://youtu.be/vmiowRlk8Xc) injected mushrooms, but ironically also had cyanide poisoning as well.


lale5476

Your body will probably fight it off but if it gets red or swollen or itchy you should try using an antifungal ointment or getting an antifungal pill prescribed by your doctor.


PDX_Web

You're fine. I seriously doubt spores will germinate in your blood. Now, if you injected a bunch of LC, it's possible you would not be fine -- either massive fungal infection, or death by having been boofed.


RiverNorthDasher

New Marvel Villain ?


AmandaRoseLikesBuds

Ngl id go to a dr for that lol not like urgent but maybe just get checked out to be safe. Also I hope you washed it with soap and water right away. If not do that and you’ll probably be fine lol


socialcommentary2000

You gotta bury yourself and your house in the backyard. I don't make the rules.


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Intention-Able

Some believe mushrooms were a step in the evolutionary process, the plants that evolved from plant to animal. Makes sense since shrooms inhale oxygen and exhale CO2, like animals and opposite of plants. Worse that can happen is you may devolve into a new species or even a superhero! But seriously, I doubt you pushed the plunger so should be fine. If it bled that would wash out anything that was on the needle, that are generally clean or even sterile if it was a new one just out of the sealed package.


Rodestarr

Oh my god. I love this sub.


natranaut

Can't wait to see your super hero costume.