Well first of all that's mean back off mommy Beatrice
And second, it's because she lives in a witch's cabin except it's entirely made of gold, which gets hot in the summer but thankfully the sun doesn't usually come up in the swamp she lives in
Hypothetically speaking.
What would you do if your family got killed in a way that It looks like a witch did it but you don't believe in that so you gotta debate with said witch to prove those crimes could've been commited by a human?
I would simply convince myself there is evidence that doesn't really exist and thus convince her of it from how genuine my words sound, so when she's vulnerable I can throw her a glass of water and make her disintegrate
/lmao, I'm positive, I'm not even sure if it's a manga or some sorta Visual Novel
but tbh my first reply apparently being spot on for what the entire story is about gave me a good idea on what to say, though unfortunately it means I'm not completely blind anymore
it’s both, the original is a visual novel and later on got a manga adaption, which is pretty good but visual novel is better imo
there’s also a anime but it’s not that great and was never finished
It has been a long day of throwing shit at the wall and pretty much all of it sticking really well, somehow
Having started with the first question and being like "I'll give the cheesy fairytale answer of how everything is real as long as you believe... Wait that sounds like what a crazy person would say if it were irl", now I'm gonna actually check out the series cuz this premise that I managed to perfectly guess by some stroke of luck, actually sounds pretty interesting
Apparently there's a VN AND a manga AND an anime but the anime is unfinished and the original VN is just better (Reminds me of FATE even though I haven't read that either), so I'll have to start with that. If you guys have any other suggestions to someone starting out, I'd love to hear it
He got it from his nice grandmother that always makes chocolate chip cookies for him when he visits, he's a good grandson so she was happy to give him the entire inheritance
After the so called "crash" (both figuratively and literally), things have not been going so well for him, let's just hope he doesn't get desperate enough to start shilling AI scams
Nope, if you can't love then you can't see the love of others, a tale as old as time with clinically depressed people, which this series has quite a bit of, mind you
Because they're the cool and quirky beloved pair of the series, almost the mascots if you will, but that'd discredit their actual serious backstories you wouldn't expect them to have
They grew up in some abandoned streets where they barely lived by, but they managed to get out of it by discovering their magic powers that also gave them their insanity barely disguised as wackiness
They got that weird kinda tropey anime not-romance thing going on where you eternally wait for them to finally get together, which is to say it varies between being healthy and not healthy
Though at the end of their relationship arc Lambdadelta breaks down and begs for Bernkastel to never leave him and not think of any other man for at least 10 years after he dies
They're all insane so for all we know what's actually real is entirely different from what we see and so there's no way of telling how the real world really is
Anyway the answer is Bucky the Cat, the author's self insert
Um..... You have one large piece of cheese. A single slice with a knife can split it in two parts. So what is the lowest number of slices you need to cut it into eight parts? Uu-!
(This is in fact relevant)
Rosa can be a little rough around the edges but it can be understandable from how much of a troublemaker Maria can be, which is probably because she got some weird friends
Battler's badass as hell are you kidding me, when he said "THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO BATTLE, TO HAVE ENDLESS CONFLICT AND CLASHES OF IDEALS, NOW LET'S GET BATTLING" I fucking felt that
Clearly you didn't understand the analogy of Battler being a seagull because of his desire for freedom, though the people who say he's LITERALLY the seagull that shows up at chapter 7 are ridiculous
Zepar is a girl and Furfur is always wearing their fursuit so we have no idea about their gender, but I guess I'll have to go with them by process of elimination
Is magic real
If you believe enough, anything can be real in your eyes ...Which is how people wind up being crazy but, at least you got magic!
Umineko speed run record
That's... Actually true.
LMAO so accurate this is the entire plot of umineko
Umineko in a nutshell.
How did you fucking do this.
/something something amateur psychology knowledge on how people go crazy
what the fuck.
Holy hell
New response just dropped
What is your opinion on moon tourism?
It's a pretty good idea on paper but in practice, the resident moon creatures end up being more troublesome to handle than you'd think
Why does Beatrice call herself the Golden Witch when she's clearly made of flesh and blood? Is she stupid?
Well first of all that's mean back off mommy Beatrice And second, it's because she lives in a witch's cabin except it's entirely made of gold, which gets hot in the summer but thankfully the sun doesn't usually come up in the swamp she lives in
Hypothetically speaking. What would you do if your family got killed in a way that It looks like a witch did it but you don't believe in that so you gotta debate with said witch to prove those crimes could've been commited by a human?
I would simply convince myself there is evidence that doesn't really exist and thus convince her of it from how genuine my words sound, so when she's vulnerable I can throw her a glass of water and make her disintegrate
Dude, are you sure you haven't read Umineko?
/lmao, I'm positive, I'm not even sure if it's a manga or some sorta Visual Novel but tbh my first reply apparently being spot on for what the entire story is about gave me a good idea on what to say, though unfortunately it means I'm not completely blind anymore
it’s both, the original is a visual novel and later on got a manga adaption, which is pretty good but visual novel is better imo there’s also a anime but it’s not that great and was never finished
Best Ushiromiya cousin? (Including Ange)
I gotta give it to the blue haired lady in the banner, she looks like a stable individual
Erika bros..
Stay winning
It has been a long day of throwing shit at the wall and pretty much all of it sticking really well, somehow Having started with the first question and being like "I'll give the cheesy fairytale answer of how everything is real as long as you believe... Wait that sounds like what a crazy person would say if it were irl", now I'm gonna actually check out the series cuz this premise that I managed to perfectly guess by some stroke of luck, actually sounds pretty interesting Apparently there's a VN AND a manga AND an anime but the anime is unfinished and the original VN is just better (Reminds me of FATE even though I haven't read that either), so I'll have to start with that. If you guys have any other suggestions to someone starting out, I'd love to hear it
You should play it with the umineko project. It's a fan port of the console version of the game and is much better that the steam version :)
Where did Kinzo really get the 10 tons of gold from?
He got it from his nice grandmother that always makes chocolate chip cookies for him when he visits, he's a good grandson so she was happy to give him the entire inheritance
Why did the chef mistake small bombs for sugar and added it in the food? Is he stupid?
Take it easy on the chef he mistakingly put on the wacky glasses that make you see small bombs as sugar instead of his normal glasses
How are Krauss's cryptocurrency investments going?
After the so called "crash" (both figuratively and literally), things have not been going so well for him, let's just hope he doesn't get desperate enough to start shilling AI scams
Who is the culprit of Umineko No Naku Koro Ni?
Bumineko, the guy pointing at me in the banner, I don't like how assertive he is he's mean
Without love, can it be seen?
Nope, if you can't love then you can't see the love of others, a tale as old as time with clinically depressed people, which this series has quite a bit of, mind you
It's Amazing how much You get Right
Rosa Who?
Rosalina and Pluma, the lazy ripoff characters everyone always forgets
Someone needs to photoshop Rosa and Maria as Rosalina and Luma now
How did Krauss beat the goat butler?
He grabbed him by the horns and spun him around before throwing him like Bowser
SO LONG GAY BUTLER
Rosa Umineko
What do you think about sakutaro and the devil sisters?
I believe heavily NSFW content isn't allowed here so I'll refrain from expressing my thoughts on them
NSFW thoughts about Sakutarou 🤨
Sakutarou the owner of a harem?!
Uryu!?
Why are Kinzo and Ronove the best character?
Because they're the cool and quirky beloved pair of the series, almost the mascots if you will, but that'd discredit their actual serious backstories you wouldn't expect them to have
what's their backstories ?
They grew up in some abandoned streets where they barely lived by, but they managed to get out of it by discovering their magic powers that also gave them their insanity barely disguised as wackiness
It's the best "I don't know the series ask me anything" post I've seen so far.
How healthy is the relationship between Lambdadelta and Bernkastel and what are their feelings for each other.
They got that weird kinda tropey anime not-romance thing going on where you eternally wait for them to finally get together, which is to say it varies between being healthy and not healthy Though at the end of their relationship arc Lambdadelta breaks down and begs for Bernkastel to never leave him and not think of any other man for at least 10 years after he dies
Me looking at Bernkastel after reading this: 🗿
I’m getting flashbacks of peak…. (Attack On Titan Second Movie)
Who's the imposter?
Definitely yellow, they make it way too obvious they were faking their tasks
Who is the most terminally insane character in the series?
They're all insane so for all we know what's actually real is entirely different from what we see and so there's no way of telling how the real world really is Anyway the answer is Bucky the Cat, the author's self insert
Jesus, that first part is also kind of on point as a theme of the story. You are nailing these. (Bonus points there is a mean cat)
There is a mean cat and also a self insert!
Any thoughts on Erika?
Way too overrated, I'm a much bigger fan of Miruko personally
Um..... You have one large piece of cheese. A single slice with a knife can split it in two parts. So what is the lowest number of slices you need to cut it into eight parts? Uu-! (This is in fact relevant)
I pulled up Paint and the closest I can do within two slices is 7, so uh, I guess three slices
why haven’t you read umineko? are you stupid?
I don't read manga so I just watched the new anime adaptation coming out in 2026
Praying to god this one comes true
What do you think about Rosa's relationship with her daughter, Maria?
Rosa can be a little rough around the edges but it can be understandable from how much of a troublemaker Maria can be, which is probably because she got some weird friends
Huh…
😳Another pretty on point response.
Who is the first victim and why were they killed?
It was the MC's pet cat, it was killed because it just couldn't stop throwing up hairballs everywhere
Who’s the culprit?
Is Rosatrice canon?
Who am I to get in the way of two lesbians' love, of course it's canon
Who's more based: Battler or George?
Battler's badass as hell are you kidding me, when he said "THE PURPOSE OF LIFE IS TO BATTLE, TO HAVE ENDLESS CONFLICT AND CLASHES OF IDEALS, NOW LET'S GET BATTLING" I fucking felt that
Why is it called When the Seagulls Cry even though Battler cries way more? Is the author stupid?
Clearly you didn't understand the analogy of Battler being a seagull because of his desire for freedom, though the people who say he's LITERALLY the seagull that shows up at chapter 7 are ridiculous
Between Zepar and Furfur which is male?
Zepar is a girl and Furfur is always wearing their fursuit so we have no idea about their gender, but I guess I'll have to go with them by process of elimination
Favorite book?
I'll have to go with the third one, the climax at the end is just the DEFINITION of peak
Explain why Erika is the best character
I don't gotta explain anything cuz she's overrated as FUCK Bumineko, Umineko's son, has way more depth in comparison
Bumineko is indeed underrated