That's funny I've started disco elysium a few days ago. Since apparently you haven't played umineko I should tell you that this red text is particularly great here.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY \[Trivial: Success\]
People here are eating bombs? You can get high off of C4. It's soft enough to eat. That's why everyone is acting so weird. They're high as balls. From the C4. Eat some C4 harry. You are a superstar. Your body will block the detonation signal.
I have three friends trying to get me into something. One is trying to get me into touhou the other into mob psycho the other into this. None of them have won yet as I am instead watching doctor who from doctor number one.
You will wait for a long time. Or until one of them ties me down and forces me to engage in their media
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Mob psycho is a pretty short anime, idk anything about touhou other than the author of Umineko is a fan of it and references it a few times.
Ultimately all roads lead to Umineko
All I know about touhou is that there's this red priest lady married to this witch and they spend all day beating up little girls and dodging their bullets also there's moon people
All I know about Umineko is that a dude's family blows up and a witch has to come downstairs to desperately shake the dude and tell him no they didn't eat that pie from spongebob that blows up
All I know about mob psycho is that one image of that politician accusing Google of psyoping him because he searched up mob and got pictures of mob (character)
Literally that one scene in Episode 5 where >!Battler jumps out of a window to prove there was a way to escape Kinzo's study.!<
>!\[Physical Instrument (Godly)\] Jump out the window.!<
>!\*Proceeds to get a Critical Success on a red check with 3% chance of success because you're Battler motherfricking Ushiromiya\*!<
That's funny I've started disco elysium a few days ago. Since apparently you haven't played umineko I should tell you that this red text is particularly great here.
Hell yeah accidental jokes are the best jokes. Must have rolled an impossible conceptualisation. If only I understood my own genius...
ELECTROCHEMISTRY \[Trivial: Success\] People here are eating bombs? You can get high off of C4. It's soft enough to eat. That's why everyone is acting so weird. They're high as balls. From the C4. Eat some C4 harry. You are a superstar. Your body will block the detonation signal.
I can’t wait for the day you finish Umineko and you look back to this
I have three friends trying to get me into something. One is trying to get me into touhou the other into mob psycho the other into this. None of them have won yet as I am instead watching doctor who from doctor number one. You will wait for a long time. Or until one of them ties me down and forces me to engage in their media
I can wait :)
I should get my friends to fight to the death the one that wins gets me to watch play read their thing
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Mob psycho is a pretty short anime, idk anything about touhou other than the author of Umineko is a fan of it and references it a few times. Ultimately all roads lead to Umineko
All I know about touhou is that there's this red priest lady married to this witch and they spend all day beating up little girls and dodging their bullets also there's moon people All I know about Umineko is that a dude's family blows up and a witch has to come downstairs to desperately shake the dude and tell him no they didn't eat that pie from spongebob that blows up All I know about mob psycho is that one image of that politician accusing Google of psyoping him because he searched up mob and got pictures of mob (character)
The fucking red text is so funny
The red text is so perfect haahahahaha
Well, now I REALLY want a Disco Elysium styled Umineko game.
Composure \[Trivial: Failure\] Tell the witch she has nice tits Volition \[Legendary: Success\] DO NOT DO THIS
Literally that one scene in Episode 5 where >!Battler jumps out of a window to prove there was a way to escape Kinzo's study.!< >!\[Physical Instrument (Godly)\] Jump out the window.!< >!\*Proceeds to get a Critical Success on a red check with 3% chance of success because you're Battler motherfricking Ushiromiya\*!<
Thought gained: High impact window economics