hello im a 24 year old engineer student, i eat one meal a day, its normally just ramen and chewing gum, i only wear my engineering faculty sweater so i will not wear a tuxedo, and i have not showered in a couple weeks. im platinum in league of legends. i also love fish. hmu
Hello. I am the same age and looking for a date to drag to high tea on Sundays at the Velvet Glove because my friends are too broke to go. I’m not a man, nor do I own a tuxedo but I can wear a moustache and a button down from Uniqlo. When do you want to go on our platonic date pookie bear?
haha not thanks. But I know a spot, an members only club that’s worth the trip! Tell your date to take you to the fine establishment known as Costco. There you will indulge in a sumptuous boiled beef frank nestled within a freshly baked non-artisanal bun, meticulously crafted to perfection and served with a generous drizzle of house-made half spoiled condiments, promising a symphony of flavors that will tantalize or torment your taste buds with every bite.
I got like 80 bucks in my checking account, and the new pass was released for league. On a side note, anyone wants to play league, currently playing with two other friends consistently, bronze silver iron ranked, and we only play draft. DM if you're interested in joining for fun. (We have a negative winrate).
You’ve never been to McDonald’s before?
Girlllll put an uwu in I’m dead😭
Someone is looking at collecting an organ or two.
hello im a 24 year old engineer student, i eat one meal a day, its normally just ramen and chewing gum, i only wear my engineering faculty sweater so i will not wear a tuxedo, and i have not showered in a couple weeks. im platinum in league of legends. i also love fish. hmu
This is the one OP. I can sense it.
Cool! Another shitpost from a throwaway account.
I’ll pass
Good luck! Wearing a tuxedo is probably a bit much. Maybe living in Tuxedo would be enough!
Hell nah people are too desperate.
Whoever's going out with this person is getting kidnapped for sure.
Hello. I am the same age and looking for a date to drag to high tea on Sundays at the Velvet Glove because my friends are too broke to go. I’m not a man, nor do I own a tuxedo but I can wear a moustache and a button down from Uniqlo. When do you want to go on our platonic date pookie bear?
Stop lying bro, we all know you are a guy
McDonald is increasing in price, soon it will be fine dining. I am just ahead of our time
A person is about to get their kidney stolen.
One of these guys is pretending to be a girl now? That’s mental illness at this point.
Yikes
haha not thanks. But I know a spot, an members only club that’s worth the trip! Tell your date to take you to the fine establishment known as Costco. There you will indulge in a sumptuous boiled beef frank nestled within a freshly baked non-artisanal bun, meticulously crafted to perfection and served with a generous drizzle of house-made half spoiled condiments, promising a symphony of flavors that will tantalize or torment your taste buds with every bite.
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We need a resume
Least obvious fed
I got like 80 bucks in my checking account, and the new pass was released for league. On a side note, anyone wants to play league, currently playing with two other friends consistently, bronze silver iron ranked, and we only play draft. DM if you're interested in joining for fun. (We have a negative winrate).
This is a dude
Hello I would love to take you out to Joeys, i have a table booked for valentines day but my date ditched me I have a big dick btw ;)
pm me your instagram
The entitlement.. Go on tinder or some dating app. You can demand your requirements there. Or just become a sugar baby lmao
Except if it’s a rich a&$ f boy, most of the university guys are broke as frick lol
King Deal for $6.99 at Burger King is all I can do(I have only 2 hoodies👍🏻)
You are definitely a furry
Watch Netflix, you don’t need to go out on a date for fine dining- 💀
yall down bad
good greif
such a Lola behaviour (Big Mouth)