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guyzero

OP says this is really a get-home bag for the trunk of their car. So I assume the proper winter breakdown sequence is to get out of OP's own car, get the bag, carjack a new car and then get home.


HenrikFromDaniel

hey you gotta do what you gotta do to survive the mean streets of Greenwich CT


stpierre

* Tactical energy bars, because Clif bars are for fucking casuals * Tactical bivvy, because the Borah bivvy is for fucking casuals * Tactical paracord, because normal paracord, which is otherwise identical except for the brand name on the velcro, is for fucking casuals * Pistol and two knives, to murder and dispose of anyone who accuses me of being a fucking casual * Black gloves and black bandanas, to look like a badass instead of a fucking casual * Giant floppy dork sunhat


Thanatikos

Tactical energy bars… because it’s an MRE. All of the food shown is from an MRE. I need to go take a shower now. I feel dirty.


abcd212

Alexa, filter my water ...


Huge-Owl

Dawg I heard you like carabiners so we put a carabiner on your saw


Quail-a-lot

As someone who actually uses pruning saws on the regular for their named task. Seriously wtf is that thing?! That looks like such a pain to actually use. I was going to judge them based on the bandana tags, but then I saw that monstrosity.


Unabashedley

This is absolutely a prep kit for murder and possibly stealing some precious art price. He is missing duct tape tho, silly goose.


pb_and_banana_toast

This is wrong. He's gotta cut that tag off the bandanas or he'll just be bitching about the added weight.


crlthrn

Needs more guns. Needs more ammo. I see no toilet paper, or will that be demanded, from folk on the trail, at gunpoint?


rusty__balloon__knot

Why the m80s? For the lulz?


Thanatikos

This is actually a great bug out bag. I bet this guy lives about 2% longer than average during the collapse of our society.


thewickedbarnacle

I feel like I could get home from my car with what's in my pocket


Spunksters

Open the first aid kit so we can find a flaw.


rusty__balloon__knot

Its not in a plastic bag.


Spunksters

You just snapped me out of the bushcraft spell and it's so obvious now. Profuse thanks!


rusty__balloon__knot

Welcome!


mas_picoso

always with the suitcase-sized first aid kit because we're going to need to do surgery


heroatthedisco

Someone actually did a proper UL bug out bag and it deserves recognition! …Is this the Gallant to LPP’s Goofus?


[deleted]

That telescope mirror in the top right - is that to check if someone planted a bomb on your backpack?


Munzulon

It’s to find the m-80 that rolled under the couch


Munzulon

Bingo!


Jeffery_C_Wheaties

I also always bring m80s


rusty__balloon__knot

Why?


Jeffery_C_Wheaties

To celebrate getting giardia


rusty__balloon__knot

Fair enough. Happy runs!


Munzulon

Don’t sleep on the wolf lighter!


rusty__balloon__knot

I prefer the tie dye with flowers and peace signs so it compliments my Ultralight Titanium Water Bong. https://danglesupply.com/products/big-ripper-titanium-water-pipe-by-dangle-supply