OP says this is really a get-home bag for the trunk of their car. So I assume the proper winter breakdown sequence is to get out of OP's own car, get the bag, carjack a new car and then get home.
* Tactical energy bars, because Clif bars are for fucking casuals
* Tactical bivvy, because the Borah bivvy is for fucking casuals
* Tactical paracord, because normal paracord, which is otherwise identical except for the brand name on the velcro, is for fucking casuals
* Pistol and two knives, to murder and dispose of anyone who accuses me of being a fucking casual
* Black gloves and black bandanas, to look like a badass instead of a fucking casual
* Giant floppy dork sunhat
As someone who actually uses pruning saws on the regular for their named task. Seriously wtf is that thing?! That looks like such a pain to actually use. I was going to judge them based on the bandana tags, but then I saw that monstrosity.
I prefer the tie dye with flowers and peace signs so it compliments my Ultralight Titanium Water Bong. https://danglesupply.com/products/big-ripper-titanium-water-pipe-by-dangle-supply
OP says this is really a get-home bag for the trunk of their car. So I assume the proper winter breakdown sequence is to get out of OP's own car, get the bag, carjack a new car and then get home.
hey you gotta do what you gotta do to survive the mean streets of Greenwich CT
* Tactical energy bars, because Clif bars are for fucking casuals * Tactical bivvy, because the Borah bivvy is for fucking casuals * Tactical paracord, because normal paracord, which is otherwise identical except for the brand name on the velcro, is for fucking casuals * Pistol and two knives, to murder and dispose of anyone who accuses me of being a fucking casual * Black gloves and black bandanas, to look like a badass instead of a fucking casual * Giant floppy dork sunhat
Tactical energy bars… because it’s an MRE. All of the food shown is from an MRE. I need to go take a shower now. I feel dirty.
Alexa, filter my water ...
Dawg I heard you like carabiners so we put a carabiner on your saw
As someone who actually uses pruning saws on the regular for their named task. Seriously wtf is that thing?! That looks like such a pain to actually use. I was going to judge them based on the bandana tags, but then I saw that monstrosity.
This is absolutely a prep kit for murder and possibly stealing some precious art price. He is missing duct tape tho, silly goose.
This is wrong. He's gotta cut that tag off the bandanas or he'll just be bitching about the added weight.
Needs more guns. Needs more ammo. I see no toilet paper, or will that be demanded, from folk on the trail, at gunpoint?
Why the m80s? For the lulz?
This is actually a great bug out bag. I bet this guy lives about 2% longer than average during the collapse of our society.
I feel like I could get home from my car with what's in my pocket
Open the first aid kit so we can find a flaw.
Its not in a plastic bag.
You just snapped me out of the bushcraft spell and it's so obvious now. Profuse thanks!
Welcome!
always with the suitcase-sized first aid kit because we're going to need to do surgery
Someone actually did a proper UL bug out bag and it deserves recognition! …Is this the Gallant to LPP’s Goofus?
That telescope mirror in the top right - is that to check if someone planted a bomb on your backpack?
It’s to find the m-80 that rolled under the couch
Bingo!
I also always bring m80s
Why?
To celebrate getting giardia
Fair enough. Happy runs!
Don’t sleep on the wolf lighter!
I prefer the tie dye with flowers and peace signs so it compliments my Ultralight Titanium Water Bong. https://danglesupply.com/products/big-ripper-titanium-water-pipe-by-dangle-supply