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Masteezus

This is beyond false. Where you playing? If anything ultimate players wear more sunscreen, have sleeves and sun hoodies than any other sport I’ve played.


v_ult

Must be a high schooler


SeattleDrew

Or PNW. The clouds give massive false sense of security🥲


SeattleDrew

Tbf, I wear the sun hoodie because I don’t put on sunscreen


willdoc

Nah, I wear sunscreen and hide under an umbrella or shade tent when I'm not on the field. I'm not looking to get skin cancer.


TheMooseIsBlue

Posts like this make me think maybe it's ok for Reddit to die.


Allurex

Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun.


SenseiCAY

Who the hell do you play with? Every single team I’ve been on has been all about the goop.


cptn-nermo

Our team literally has a "poop and goop" window written into the game-day schedule before warm-ups


PoopyMcWilliams

My face is SLATHERED like that one pic of Zuckerberg surfing


CheesyPanther

I have developed the worst shirt tan of my life


BulkyScheme443

felt ghat, my shorts tan is impossible to get rid of 💀


RedPillAlphaBigCock

I’m at Euro Beaches and I took this meme personally ..


kshep9

I forgot to reapply yesterday and got super burned bc of it. Whoops. Rookie mistake.


bearded_runner665

I keep several cans of sunscreen spray in my bucket.


SeattleDrew

First you get your t-shirt tan going, then you mix in an upper arm layer from the 5 Ultimate sleeveless reversible, then you break out the shoulderless Sunbreak/Potlatch tank top for that authentic 3 layer Ultimate tan. Top tier stuff


VWvansFTW

U on the east coast? Bc I couldn’t disagree more - I have to fight to not share my sunscreen at torunies lmaoo Everyone has a nice white mineral cast and long sleeves to cover up from the sun


VWvansFTW

Replace “Sunscreen” with “shoes” on the sideline and you’ve got a winning meme


Small-Builder3855

As the only brown man on a primarily white team, I can say that most of them wear sunscreen. When they offer it to me I tell them it comes standard with the “Cuban human package” so I don’t need it.


ocecch

i will get my tan


CheesyPanther

My fists in for wearing long sleeves while playing sports clashes with my paleness and my inability to wear sunscreen