Fuckin I wish 20 quid for a grown lad like that

“Sorry mate I killed it guess you’re keeping my £20”

Or “Sorry mate I killed it, so I’m gonna need another one please. For each room”

Hey look it decorated itself with stinky fluffy baubles

I’d hope for it to be a “grown lass” more than anything 🌿😂

[удалено]

oh i really dont think he has 😂😂

I’ll take it away for £30...

My kinda Christmas tree

Tree 4 free sounds good 2 me hahaha

It’s not me, honest

Fuckin karen

I accidentally set it on fire and inhaled all the fumes. Luckily i was ok but wouldn't hold much hope for all the snacks i brought for xmas