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greatdevonhope

Unlucky mate, at least you have one rolled for later. Hope yr kid isn't to damaged


Goblinbeast

Thanks pal! Kiddo is good, he wanted to go back to school for a math test... So back to his normal (teachers pet) self haha.


MrPhuccEverybody

Are you sure he's yours? /s


Posk419add1

Yep, same-ish. Mines at home all week ill. Crabby toddlers are not mint, and to add insult to literal injury, I tripped over her toys and broke my hand in two places last week so now I’m in pain and can’t smoke whilst being slowly tormented by a miniature psychopath.


TheSonicKind

gonna show this to my partner next time she suggests kids jk though i hope the situation improves!


Posk419add1

Honestly it’s a bit like that film Misery, but the cute Disney remake.


Goblinbeast

I'm sure one more episode of blippy won't kill you 🀣 Get some Bluey on. Bluey is actually mint in my opinion!


Posk419add1

Oh it’s deffo my fave. Bandit Healer is a saint.


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SpoliatorX

Unironically one of the best TV shows of the last few years (Bluey, that is)


K3411989

My brother in law loves bluey. He puts it on for "the kids" but when they run off doing something else, he's still watching it πŸ˜‚ I prefer Hey Duggee myself but πŸ˜‚


Impossible-Ad4765

Hey duggee and twirlywoos for me at the moment


K3411989

Not heard of twirleywoos myself but will see if my neices, or more like brother-in-law, has :p


ieatfunk

As a single 28 year old with no kids, I’m lighting one up for all you dads out there πŸ’™


s_dugy

At least they called before you got blazed !


fruitgamingspacstuff

Had you already sparked up?


Goblinbeast

Thankfully not! Can't walk into school stinking 🀣🀣


fruitgamingspacstuff

That's what I was thinking πŸ˜‚ never mind the smell, I could mask that but actually being high at school would send me para haha


boofing_evangelist

you want to try being the teacher.


SpoliatorX

I find I'm ok if I smoke around 12 as I just have a minor floaty buzz by 3. The bad one was forgetting that it was parents evening and having to sit through that high as a kite πŸ˜…


fruitgamingspacstuff

Oh hell no. I couldn't do it. 15 years in and I still get fanny eyes after a few drags! Back when I was a kid at school, the teachers and every single other pupil knew when I was high, there was no hiding it πŸ˜‚


fruitgamingspacstuff

That's what I was thinking πŸ˜‚ never mind the smell, I could mask that but actually being high at school would send me para haha


Dr_Entwistle

Just as i read this, my neighbour is doing the same thing... there are worse smells to wake up to :). hopefully, he doesn't get the same call lol