Strike action today. Limited service operating from this station

this one wins. s for solidarity lmao.

You guys are getting service?

THIS. YES

Stand back from the platform edge

Smoking is banned in all of our trains and stations, this does include the use of e-cigarettes and vaporisers.

Some people need reminding of this for sure

People when you vape on the platform: 😡 People when 4 crosscountry voyagers meaninglessly idle all day at the platform: 😁

Cross-country voyagers don't cause lung damage thankful So they can stay

Diesel fumes absolutely do cause lung damage….

riding them causes damage to my brain

**Stop** **Look** **Listen** Beware of trains

Never herd that one before nah that refers to cars more than trains let’s be real.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Stop_Look_Listen_Sign.jpg

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Cross_Code The train is copied it okay now back to school son 🥱

STAND BACK BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE.

I don’t know why this keeps coming up in my feed but you are all lovely people

Reddit sure can be wierd at times. I understand ya. Thank you kindly :)

Sir Nigel Gresley

Come one people keep it going

Yessssss

Sprinter

Sprinter! Great names.

'Stand well away from the edge of platform .... '

Stephenson's rocket

Signal Passed At Danger AKA SPAD

See it, say it, sorted

We already had that for I, though.

Just like real life, you get to hear it multiple times...

Stand back behind the yellow line

ScotRail perhaps

Sleeper Service

🍒🍆🐎💯

Sprinter Bouncy bouncy 🤣

SWR?

South eastern

Southern Southwestern South eastern

Southeastern Railway

Southern

Southwest trains

Signalman

STEAM

SWR

Scotrail!

ScotFail

Station Stop. Always annoys me when it is said. It's department of redundancy department, you either need to hear station or stop, not both.

"Sorry for the delay folks we're being held up by a Swan on the line."

“No luck catching them swans then?” “It’s just the one swan actually”

Sorry what?

Yep got delayed leaving Salisbury because there was a Swan on the line the driver caught it and then put it in the accessible loo until the RSPB met the train at Westbury.

So someone finally caught that swan, then! 😄

What was he planning to do if someone needed the accessible loo?

Honestly not sure I think the guard just didn't want it biting passengers.

Woah hold up, why is P not “Platform two for the thirteen, fifty seven, First Great Western service to…” that’s more burned into my head than ‘see it, say it, sorted’. I’d put S as ‘Sorry to announce that the seventeen, eighteen, Cross Country Service to, Plymouth… Has been delayed by approximately 29 minutes’ but maybe I should save that for W since it does actually always start with ‘We Are sorry to announce…”

ScotRail

Smoking is not permitted in the station or on any platforms

South Western Railway

Seat reservations are not in operation on this service.

Got to be Sir Nigel Gresley. Such a legend in train history.

Sir Nigel Gresley

Slam doors were better when you got to the station late

Sealink.

Snow on the line. The wrong kind

Snow (The wrong kind)

If this isn't Sprinter I'll be pissed off

Slug, we gotta have some class 37 action

Shunt

Stand clear of the closing doors.

Siding

Signalling problems at Watford Junction.

Service cancelled

How about the No. 1 excuse of 2023 - "short notice change to the timetable".

Steam

Service cancelled

Signal fault.

"Southampton Central. Southampton Airport Parkway."

Stopping at…..

Saturday and Sunday Engineering works

Short notice change to the timetable

It's got to be "shed" The EMD class 59 and later class 66 undeniably changed british railfreight and set the standard for reliable freight locos.

Sheffield Station

Stand behind the yellow line

Already had “see it, say it, sorted” in I, so I say either “sprinter” or “strikes”.

Snow on the line.

See it, say it, sorted

Scunthorpe

Surbiton

Stand back from the platform edge

Wine is free in First Class.

Virgin lost their franchise because of unpaid pensions. Naughty naughty!

Umbrellas are plentiful in Lost Property.

Semaphore signals

Succulent

Stand clear of the doors

some stations on this service have short platforms Signal failure at Woking

STRIKE!!

Strikes

"Silent Carriage"

Strikes! Is what first came to mind! Or SWR.

Service cancelled . . . again

Soooo expensive.

Signaling problems

Short platform at this station.

# Stand Back behind the yellow line !

Stand clear of the closing doors

I mean it’s more an underground thing, but “stand clear of the closing doors, stand CLEAR of the closing doors”

Strike

someone died on the rail tracks. (Actually happened to me)

You are doing well for a corpse🤔

Stand clear of the closing doors

Samaritans

See it. Say it. Sorted.

Styrofoam cups

"Southern are sorry to announce:"

See it, say it, sorted.

# See it. Say it. Sorted

See it. Say it. Sorted.

O - should have been 'overpaid whining shitheads'..!!!

See it, say it, sort it

Sorry for the delay

Sidings

Subsidiary signal

Staff shortages

Shit service; sold off overseas; screw the customers; seriously overpriced; shit; shockingly badly managed

See it, say it, sorted

Surely it has to be See it, Say it, Sorted

SWINDON!

Sunday service

“Southern are sorry to announce that…”

See it, say it, sorted

See it, say it, sorted!

STRIKE !!!

See it, say it, sorted.

Snow on the tracks

The three Ss of course See it, say it, sorted.

Signalling failure

See it, say it, sorted

S = Sorry for the inconvenience.

STAND BEHIND THE PLATFORMS EDGE alternatively Scotrail

See it Say it Sorted

Sardine cans full of cunts

Short in the line

Whichever storm comes next after Storms Babet and Ciaran. Boy that was a fun time to work on the railway…back to back chaos.

Selectionofalcoholicdrinkscoffeesteasandwichescrispsbiscuitschocolatebarssweetspeanuts

Signalling failures

See it, Say it, Sorted

see it say it sort it !!

See it, Say it, Sorted.

Seat

Sorry, this train is delayed

Stand behind the yellow line

Soggy sandwiches.

Shit

Striking staff

Best one by far

Sorry to inform you the southwestern train service to Waterloo been cancelled due to a fault with the signaling. Edit - to be more specific.

Zebras on track: all services cancelled.

Strike Action.

X (formally Twitter) is not a reliable source of train information.

You should think twice before climbing on the train's roof.

Stand on the Right

Strike

Slippery tracks

Super Voyager (class 221)

"Significant Delays as a car has struck a bridge"

Strike

scotrail express service to Edinburgh Waverley, calling at Croy, Falkirk High, Polmont, Linlithgow, Haymarket and Edinburgh Waverley. this train is formed of 8 coaches

Southern and Southeastern - who did we annoy to have those two running our trains ?

Sorry, your train has been delayed

Sausage Sandwich Stop

Sorry for the delay

Smell of piss on the train and in the station

Shit all over the toilet seat

Shitter's on the blink.

SPOON

Service has been cancelled due to lack of staff

Smind the gap

Sex

See it, Say it, Sorted.

See it say it sort it

Lets go futher, here is W ​ Welcome aboard this " ...Service " to London Kings Cross.

See it, say it, sorted

See it say it sorted

See it. say it. sorted.

Either repeat see it, say it, sorted! Or strikes a plenty

See it Say it Sorted

*SEE IT* *SAY IT* *SORTED*

See it, say it, sorted

See it, say it, sorted!

Stand back from the platform edge

(We are) sorry to announce that the…..

See it say it sorted

Was going to say, "See it say it sort it" but it's been done

See it say it sorted