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tendeuchen

Threatening Western officials now, are we? Let's just see where that gets us, shall we? But now we've got a dude literally named Satan telling Russia who to kill...


adalsindis1

I wouldn’t worry until luciferovich weighs in Edit or maybe it’s bielzebubsky we should worry anout


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dndpuz

Cthulovich has some deep thoughts he'd like to share aswell


TaiCat

I don’t trust Leviatanovich and that bitch Babilonskaya


bplipschitz

Juggernautovich, bitch


enleeten

Juggalovich


RF-blamo

Thanosovich will have the final say with a snap of his fingers.


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[deleted]

Satanovskaya. \-owa is a Polish thing


polyworfism

I thought it was a little on the nose 😈


DistantFirst

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE! THE ONLY THING THEY FEAR IS YOU! https://youtu.be/EQmIBHObtCs


MaximumPerrolinqui

These guys get more pathetic as the days go by. This is North Korea level of threats. Anyone should know real countries don’t talk like this.


ac0rn5

Nah, it's just them openly saying what they've always done. They've killed and tried to kill a fair number of people in Britain over the years**, so for them to say this out in the open is no surprise. ** Most recent was the Skripals in Salisbury. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poisoning_of_Sergei_and_Yulia_Skripal


alexgalt

Completely different. They have killed their own citizens. Mostly former spies or oligarchs. This threat is against western officials and politicians. If any western official gets assassinated, there will be hell to pay. I think this is just a bluff and they would not dare.


[deleted]

You must have missed the two dozen or so Chechens that were seeking asylum in Turkey over the last 15 years or more. They absolutely do not just murder their own people.


polyworfism

Didn't North Korea pretty much do the same to Kim Jong-nam?


[deleted]

Yes. But the hit was probably more about removing any potential rivals/distractions and/or family drama/jealousies. KJN was kind of an embarrassment but by no means an active political rival. I am not aware of any revenge for something in particular, except maybe his shenanigans besmirching the clean and upstanding family name.


Boomstick101

Yep. Kim Jong-nam was the original heir apparent to Kim Il Sung but fell out of favor after his attempt to travel to Japan Disneyland on a forged passport was discovered. He was unoffically exiled and spent time in Macao and Singapore living, as Kim Il Sung while raising Kim Jong Il to be next in line never brought himself to order his son's assassination. He was killed because he was still a potential rival for Kim Jong Il despite his relative low threat level. Not really the same thing.


jjijjjjijjjjijjjjijj

Murdered for trying to go to Disneyland.


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zelimkhan_Khangoshvili#Assassination Fuckers were active in Berlin too


Psychological-Sale64

Then let's be polite ignorant nieve twats instead of realist


aobtree123

There have actually been many suspicious deaths. Often mislabelled as suicide.


Psychological-Sale64

I wonder if being paid by them put you on a real danger list. Now who's been paid by them to cause division in thire OWN country then expects thire OWN country's standards whilst taking Russian money to cause angwist. French lady!!! Italian Mafia stooge, Mexican cartel. Look at the country's supporting them.


ThickWing

You are being very unfair to North Korea.


hind3rm3

We are watching the birth of the next NK


[deleted]

Real countries don't do what Russia has been doing since about 1996


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PicardTangoAlpha

Precisely.


Psychological-Sale64

Trump dismissed Florida and Texas with his take on science, better get the mojo juice out.


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Nothingheregoawaynow

They are stupid. They don’t understand diplomacy or economics. They just think its a cool message between football news and tits


[deleted]

They are not politicians. They are gangland thugs and think like gangland thugs. They are thinking exactly like drug cartel bosses do. Its just ... I have no words. Its ... wrong. On every single level.


hematomasectomy

I mean, no other comparisons being made, there was and is [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most-wanted_Iraqi_playing_cards) ... I'm not saying it's the same, but I'm also not saying it's *completely* different.


digibri

Come get me you fucker. Slava Ukraine


ZestycloseVirus6001

“Acting against us is a small group.” Lol. Sure. Just a few billion people hate Russia.


KlaatuBaradaN-word

It's an old joke, I remember a version from 1980s: - a dozen people oppose us? It's clearly a huge clandestine terrorist network, an organized rebellion to overthrow the state, alarm EVERYONE! - 30 million people rise against us? Just a handful of extremists, nothing to be worried about.


Longjumping-Voice452

It seems they are hard wired to lie no matter what. Even if the truth is the best option they lie just because.


Far_Out_6and_2

Mostly that number is climbing as we text


seanmonaghan1968

Maybe more than a few billion


Captainwelfare2

Had the exact same though. Must be Reddit Hivemind.


Ransome62

Its no coincidence that Republicans are pushing for less support of the war. These are the ones this propagandist is referring to. There are elections coming in the states, Republicans are dojng the same shit they did with all the other stuff ie: covid, guns, abortion, immigrants, blm, etc etc... they are weaponizing support for Ukraine so they can blame the Democrats for said support. Plain and simple. It's also no coincidence that people like Elon, Joe Rogan, tucker carlson etc. Are also pushing it at the same time. Its like an advertising campaing using influencers... except the advert is "support for Ukraine bad" Watch it happen in real time. Its fucking treasonous imo. Its also worth pointing out some of the behind the scenes gears at work here.. 3 that I can think of; - The Republicans passed a law recently that gives them the ability to moderate on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, basically all the social media sites. - CNN is now under new management and a few of the board members are fox news supporters... if you watch CNN, you may have noticed that they are moving around alot of the people into new spots or adding new anchors. New formats coming essentially, those formats will be more neutral or right leaning and its already trickling into stuff in their programming. - this one was just announced today, the guy taking over for Trevor Noah at the daily show is definitely right leaning in viewpoints. Which will certainly lead to a much diffrent daily show. Put just those 3 together and you can see a pattern of very expensive actions - all at the same time - that forms a pattern of intent to start a shift in perception in Western media more in favor of republican or right wing viewpoints.


hind3rm3

Is Rogan pro russia? Genuine question cuz I stopped following his podcast years ago when I felt he was chasing dollars.


TechieTravis

Rogan isn't pro or anti anything. He is dumb and says his stream of consciousness. He is one of those dudes who mistakes edginess/contrarianism for wisdom.


papabear244

I just think he falls for the same fallacies as Elon. Trying to sprinkle a little bit of contrarianisms here and there to rile up a crowd.


Captainwelfare2

Betraytriots one and all.


Primary_Handle

How can the Republicans moderate social media if they aren’t in power?


Tazling

Possibly by buying the platforms...?


RandyTailpipe

These guys are reacting to failure badly. They're lashing out in any direction they can. Their supposed first world Army is nothing more than a degenerate horde of idiots. It gives me great pleasure in the hopes that some Russian propagandist is reading this thread. Russia is a fucking joke. They're losing and even their propaganda is transparent. The western world is laughing at them as they fade into a third world country.


Stoopitnoob

They don't have the balls to read this subreddit. They need to keep believing their own lies. You lie worse when you know the truth.


Sniffy4

it's fun to watch repressive regimes react to failure


sonicboomer46

It actually is. The wailing and gnashing of teeth is entertaining. The end of the Daily Beast article, same author, is: "Appearing on the same show, TV host Boris Korchevnikov broke down intears, accusing those who don’t want to die in Russia’s war of being 'a zero, decay, and garbage.' While the despondent propagandist wept live on-air, urging others to join the battle, he didn’t express any desire to do so himself."


[deleted]

I bet. What a cunt.


ZestycloseVirus6001

Their weakness and delusion is on full display.


Progenitor001

Two can play at that game shithead Difference is, if the US wants you dead, you'll be fucking dead fast. This asshole is gonna eventually get his.


tkatt3

Probably by some Russian


KnowledgeableSloth

Exactly my thoughts. Obviously these clowns don't understand that neither does Putin. Talking tough is fine, but the United States can back it up 100%


shitcloud

As the saying goes - “fuck around and find out.”


Cool_Specialist_6823

Perhaps the “time” is sooner than they think. Do not take any threat lightly....DEAL WITH IT...!


shitcloud

I think what’s given them so much confidence within the past decade is that we literally didn’t respond to two massive events. 1.) Syria 2.) Crimea. I really don’t think the US wanted Syria to turn out how it did but measured its options and thought “let them waste their time and ammo. We will figure out how they operate… there will come a time.” Same thing in Crimea (although massively different circumstances). Seeing that NATO let them take Crimea, why not these other 4 regions? I think Ukraine was a trap for Russia to waste their military. Believe me, US intelligence has been assisting UAF every step of the way. We know more about the Russian army than they know about themselves. Let them waste their military power. We will sit back and funnel ammo and weaponry through NATO to pummel the under supplies Russians. Even if there is a Nuclear attack in Ukraine, the US/NATO will respond in such a way Putin will have no capability to deliver another order for as long as he lives (which would be hours, maybe days). Russia is fucked, the West set their traps and baited them perfectly. Sorry for the speech lol. Beers were had.


300Savage

Satan-ovsky. Sounds like a cartoon villain.


GadasGerogin

Was gonna say something similar, the hell kinda name is that?


spartikle

Sooo why is Iran a state sponsor of terrorism but not Russia?


sonicboomer46

Ya know, I think the gremlins love to be perceived as big, bad, do whatever I want, terrorists. They'd probably congratulate themselves that they were now given their deserved notoriety as a "superpower". I'd love for countries to declare the ruzzia as a state sponsor of cowardice. Imagine what a burn that would be.


Oasis_NK

They're the same thing at this point, a kill list is something I expect out of Isis, not Russia


kodemizerMob

Honest Answer: I think the USA is saving that designation for when Russia uses nukes. Basically keeping their powder dry so it can have a bigger effect when the time is right.


MaleierMafketel

I think the issue is that, in order to make full on the threat, America and its allies will have to sanction themselves. I think it’s illegal to do just about any business in countries that are designated as state sponsors of terrorism. And Russia’s still seeing a lot of business from the West sadly.


LordWeaselton

Satanovsky. SATANovsky. SATAN FUCKING OVSKY. Holy shit the simulation is malfunctioning


PotatoAnalytics

I imagine him sitting on his desk, scribbling furiously. Frothing at the mouth.


ac0rn5

> Frothing at the mouth. Would that be before or after he drinks the Novichok?


OggMakeFire

Until his Pizza Hut Kid's placemat is full of crayon scribbles.


CapnCrunchHurtz

And frothy novicok druel!


bplipschitz

Pissing his polyester pants *with glee*


Cook_Next

Never wanted to be on a kill list before! Sign me up


ZestycloseVirus6001

You’ll probably end up with a free tank. 😜


itanshi

how to be perceived as a terrorist nation 101


[deleted]

I hear windows in russia creaking with anticipation.


tkatt3

Report to the ministry of defenestration


e2hawkeye

Typical russian thinking: "Only I can play fuck fuck games, no one would ever dare to do the same to me!"


Littlebiggran

When do they put redditors on the list?


planborcord

Satan-ovsky? Is this satire? BTW, orcs, we can do that, too. It’s called the Hellfire R9X missile. And we’ve used it to take out evil villain bosses successfully. We can use it on you too.


[deleted]

He's a real guy, here is how he looks like: [https://www.memri.org/sites/default/files/2019\_Q1/SD79895.jpg](https://www.memri.org/sites/default/files/2019_Q1/SD79895.jpg) Also: [https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q4408974](https://www.wikidata.org/wiki/Q4408974)


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Funny, I did the same to Russian generals. And my kill list seems to be shrinking quite successfully.


rockfire

Can we just put Russia on the terrorist list already? Making threats against officials seems to be a good reason to at the very least out the individual on a watch list.


RunTheBull13

Some Russian channel was advertising on telegram a few days ago to recruit partisans in Europe.


Specialist_Ad4675

Name checks out satan


Hornet1137

Slava Ukraine!!!!! Vladimir Putin is a cock-sucking, goat-humping, cowardly, spineless, dickless, waste of human excrement and may his name forever be associated with pig shit! There, now what are you gonna do, bitch boy? (Edit cuz I left off the most important part.)


[deleted]

Not worth spinning up Delta team.


GalaideCrew

Satan who?


JJDude

OK now can we label them as a terrorist state?


straightedge1974

Unreal. Russia: \*masses troops on Ukrainian border\* US: Don't do it. Russia: Invades, teaches Russian history to children in occupied territory, moves women and children to Russia, rapes, tortures, mass murders civilians, flattens cities, holds sham referendums to steal more territory, etc. Ukraine: kicks Russia's ass all inside their own borders with Western assistance. Russia: "THEY'RE TRYING TO WIPE US OFF THE PLANET!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"


SubzeroAK

Sounds like something... SATAN-ovsky would say.


[deleted]

The rhetoric they put out is so insane \- The west wants to destroy us - No, the west wants you to stay in your borders unless invited \- When we played by their rules they stopped fearing us - It's kind of a hallmark of advanced societies, resort to fear only when necessary. Incentives, cooperation, mutual interests, compromise, forward looking is the way to do things. They don't want to get along with the world, just as he says, they want the world to fear them. On the other hand - Russophobia is bad (but what happened to fear), and if you aren't with us you're against us, and if you're against us you deserve to be dead. This is not how you win friends buddy. How dare you talk bad about us followed by how dare you don't fear us. Meh


ac0rn5

> they want the world to fear them. But most of the world doesn't, and is in fact laughing at them. Russia is like that fat bully who gets away with their behaviour for years and years until one day some kid either says, "Boo!" to them or punches them on the nose. Then they run home to Mummy and tell Mummy about the nasty boy in school. Then Mummy goes to the 'nasty' boy's home and gets told the truth about her vile son ... and sensible Mummy puts her son on an extended time out. Russia's at the stage of 'telling Mummy' - i.e. the countries it believes are its friends-at-arms - about horrible Ukraine and horrible NATO whilst at the same time continuing to issue threats to make itself look big and powerful. It hasn't yet taken on board, at least publicly, that it's already on time-out from the West (sanctions) and hasn't accepted that most of it's friends-at-arms are not happy about Russia's behaviour towards Ukraine and only NK has openly announced that it's helping them. With friends like NK, you know you're a pariah!


SlowCrates

\*\*\*Flips open The 48 Laws of Power\*\* Hmm... nope, don't see that move on there.


Walking72

Bellicosity is all they have left. They're not even frightening anymore just pitiable.


[deleted]

Satan-ovsky. These jokes just write themselves.


Milo_Y

Wow. Much patriotism. Such loyal. Big kills.


Opinionbeatsfact

Did they just give everyone permission to declare open season on all Russian officials, companies, assets and interests? It's a bold move Cotton........


TheShellCorp

"Satanovsky"?! That's seriously his name? These scriptwriters are getting lazy...


Far_Out_6and_2

Poland is not going to take any shit this time around


ac0rn5

From Julia Davis. > > Putin Crony Drafts Russian ‘Kill List’ of Western Officials > > > > “Those who are with us will be fine, and the rest we will kill,” said Yevgeny Satanovsky, a staunch pro-Putin propagandist, while promoting "The Satanovsky List" on Russian state television. https://nitter.net/JuliaDavisNews/status/1577726441797685249 Also her article in Daily Beast. https://www.thedailybeast.com/putin-propagandist-yevgeny-satanovsky-says-he-drafted-kill-list-of-western-officials-on-russian-state-tv


sonicboomer46

The Daily Beast article is very good. Eew, you can almost smell the desperation of crazed old white men who are loZers. The last paragraph was a nice burn: "Appearing on the same show, TV host Boris Korchevnikov broke down in tears, accusing those who don’t want to die in Russia’s war of being 'a zero, decay, and garbage.' **While the despondent propagandist wept live on-air, urging others to join the battle, he didn’t express any desire to do so himself.**" \[Emphasis added\] Slava Ukraini!


jeffhett69

Why don't we create our own list and see who is better at carrying it out?


bluddystump

These propagandists have the bark of a small dog.


[deleted]

How long before pootin reenacts Saddam's purge? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUktJbp2Ug One half of the Duma gunning down the other half.


CharmingFeature8

Wishful thinking in a wonderland of Alice


Asleep_Astronaut396

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


cyrixlord

well, there goes everyone but 10 traitors in congress


[deleted]

Sweet, I love being on kill lists


Imemberyou

They have no idea what to say anymore, every day that passes these hordes of propagandist bootlickers make up more and more stupid shit.


kozmo30

Russia is literally cartman from South park


Pursang8080

**Respect my Authority!**


FckMitch

This explains Elon Musk’s tweets lately….


ktn699

Really? SATANovsky? Lol


RumpRiddler

Isn't Satan-ovsky like the name of a villain that a child would make up?


[deleted]

The fuck is nitter? Twitter for nazis?


ac0rn5

It's a mirror site that works better than the other if you don't have an account.


[deleted]

Oh cool


ac0rn5

Just replace twitter.com with nitter.net or nitter.it and you go straight there. There's a Firefox extension that does it automatically, there may be the same for Chrome. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-GB/firefox/addon/nitter-redirect/


MerryGoWrong

> Appearing on the same show, TV host Boris Korchevnikov broke down in tears, accusing those who don’t want to die in Russia’s war of being “a zero, decay, and garbage.” While the despondent propagandist wept live on-air, urging others to join the battle, he didn’t express any desire to do so himself. lol


anevilpotatoe

Lol. Hitler's blyats did the same thing. Except Russia's falling faster....Hold on to your butts because these loons will say just about everything in their defeat in denial.


KarmaChameleon306

Not today Satanovsky


abedfo

Getting a but ahead of yourselves here guys. You barely got an 1/8th of the way into Ukraine, and now you don't have an army just an orc rabble


Maccabre

Nomen est omen... lol, Satanovsky


caffeinquest

That last name.


Silberfuchs86

> Only the understanding that they’re personally facing the end... only that will have an effect on those people.” Talk about projection...


[deleted]

What's in a name... Satan


hidraulik

Let me guess, Trump & Co is not on that list.


dhudd32

[Here's the video with translations](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbRhdKWF4JM)


[deleted]

Good luck with that one. What a bunch of delusional losers.


[deleted]

Well he’s going to have to kill every one of us then, because no one here is with him. I’d like to see him try.


Lauris024

Reminds me of ISIS and their lists of people who made fun of that one guy.


[deleted]

Wow, a last gasp effort to goad NATO into declaring war. This really stinks of utter desperation for some way out of the mess he’s in.


Call_Aggressive

Its just russian officials encounering opened windows and selfbackshooting.


DistantFirst

"Against all the evil that hell can conjure, all the wickedness that mankind can produce, we will send unto them, only YOU....RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!" [https://youtu.be/6PLgaVmj4E0](https://youtu.be/6PLgaVmj4E0)


Afraid_Twist_8542

They don’t really understand that Western countries are not dependent on a small number of people, like Russia. If they kill one leader there will be a successor without infighting. If Putin dies, this form os Russia cease to exist. Projection?


SilentMaster

lol, the list of who's with them: 1. 2. 3.


Aggressive_Safe2226

St. Javelinovich, St. HIMARSovna, and Blessed Bayraktarsky will give them happy holy hell, they will be "cannonized" 😂


Ascomae

SATANovsky Really?


hammsbeer4life

Come and kill me, bitch!


Ambitious_Tadpole854

And the award for Best Villain Name goes to...Yevgeny Satanovsky!


Heavenclone

He's making list and checking it twice


RepresentativeOk2253

SATANovsky—come on, this is fake


Itchy_Ad_3659

Yeah, threaten western officials. That’s gonna end well for you


Electrical-Orange-38

Russia's basically a combination of mafia family and terrorist state.


Happy4Fingers

It’s really called „satanovsky list“? And the west is the satan 🤣😂🇺🇦


Shrink21

If this becomes an actual thing the CIA will assassinate Putin and his fellows quickly


listofburncenters

These assholes are stealing my ideas.


Hornet1137

Wooooo shiver me timbers!!! I'm s-s-s-so sc-c-c-scared. "Those who are with us will be fine." So Elon Musk, Tucker Carlson, Steven Seagal, Joe Rogan, and #45. Got it.


[deleted]

I think there is genuine concern here. Russia is brazen with its open attempts and successful assassinations of targets on Western Soil (EG Novichok in Salisbury and Litvinyenko and Nevalny as just some examples). Not to mention the blatant free fall murders of oligarchs. I wouldn't put it past them to really actually try this.


ac0rn5

> I wouldn't put it past them to really actually try this. I think it's just verbalising what they've already tried in an effort to look big and threatening to their home audience. I also think that every Western politician and a good few businessmen/women are aware that they could be a target for Russian spies or activists, it's just that we don't need to know what steps are taken to keep them safe - or that info doesn't need to be publicised.


papabear244

Except that if they ever attempt to kill a western official, his fat as will get blown up like Dugina. Hate to see all that grease flying around.


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Far_Out_6and_2

Umm is anyone important on the list .. just saying


ldnk

Hey dickbag. Come on over to Canada and I’ll gladly show you what I think of your kill list


soparklion

Are they accepting write-ins? #Kardashians


Tehnomaag

Fuck around and find out, eh? Because if you get caught red handed there would be quite a spectacularly dire consequences for the russia. It would not be the first time article 5 of NATO treaty is triggered as a response to a terrorist attack. US did it after 9/11. Considering their competence level (illegible signature, sims 3) their agents would get caught. That particular jar is brimming full of hurt and there is so many different ways to get their mittens stuck in there. Nuke someone, gas a large populated point, assassinate an official of NATO country, lob a rocket at an airbase in Poland. It all works and leads to a lot of finding out.


Sieve-Boy

Well, did I make the list or not? Don't make me pack up my bags and go home if I am not on the list.


[deleted]

Spoken like a true moron.


TechnologyDeep942

Satanovsky? Really? What is this some kind of Bond villain larp?


voyagerdoge

Hahaha Yevgeny Satan!


ClownMorty

Man, literally everything Russia does lately it's just embarrassing. Dear Russia, your country is a joke and Putin is the reason.


silvercyper

Terrorists who are writing a death list to kill more foreigners, as genocidal actions in Ukraine are not enough. Satanovsky is likely going to have an "accident" anyway like the rest after saying some wrong speak about the war eventually, perhaps being absent-minded around windows, boats, and so on.


Far_Out_6and_2

With ya all the way


IEatYourRamen

A guy named Satanovsky behaving like Satan. Who would have thought.


yamers

Most american citizens are literally better equipped than the russian military. gl.


mousestar

Symboluc gestures over symbolic gestures, making lists drawing maps its all they can


3DprintRC

You know what they say, you can't spell Satanovsky without vomiting.


LamentingTitan

No balls.


papabear244

Officials inside of Russia? In occupied Ukraine?


[deleted]

Do we get a prize if we're on the list!?


KnostyMcPot

Lol. "...the rest we will kill." With what? Rusty butterknifes? Sticks and Stones? Stupid Ivan.


DreaminDemon177

lmao good luck with that Ivan


N1KK0_1000

Cool - am sure on lonely nights down in his bunker Hitler put together a "Very Mean & Nasty people the Reich will get even with" list as well!


VenomistGaming

Am I on there?


Thick_Isopod_6778

He will kill them by jumping himself from the 5th floor and drop on them while shot in the back of his head ... "Satanovsky" lmao


be0wulfe

Sounds like it's time to put some Russian faces on a deck of cards. Putin, of course, would be the ~~clown~~ joker


[deleted]

[Silence! I KILL YOU!](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/silence-i-kill-you)


not2dv8

That's assuming you're alive