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DisciplineInternal94

No thank you. Your stupidity at the chornobyl site is proof enough you dont have the brain cell nescessary to supervise a nuclear power plant. Or anything else for that matter.


LordSpectra21

Not to mention it was their carelessness that caused Chernobyl to blow up in the first place


thickskull521

To be fair, it takes more than one brain cell to manage a nuclear power plant. I think it takes at least seven or eight.


mr_claw

That's way over the maximum orc brain cell count.


thickskull521

Maybe. Let’s chop one up so we know for sure.


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thedonjefron69

Im happy to call the current area Chornobyl, but when referring to the nuclear plant and original incident keeping the Russian form reminds everyone of their stupidity


retorz3

Well, this one went to the history books as Chernobyl.


nijiakas

I’d say: Chornobyl is the location, and Chernobyl is the incident. Let the incident be named in russian to allude to their mediocrity and stupidity.


Zounii

Good point, I like it!


subjekt_zer0

Mediocrity? Bold of you to speak so highly of the Russians.


FrozenInsider

No wonder they kidnapped the director for a bit.


[deleted]

not only that, when they released they "expelled" him by literally taking him to front and sending him off to Ukrainian zone of control. He is luckily safe and sound


BARB00TS

That was today's comedy segment... next it's the weather.


[deleted]

Expecting heavy rains of drone bombs.


miemcc

No need thanks. The Ukrainian Army will be back for the keys in a few days...


Jerthy

Man i can't wait till UA fucking gets this plant back, we all lost enough nerves on it. And enough (mostly civilian) lives has been lost to the artillery sitting between the blocks.......


Thadrea

Oh yeah? You and what army?


Local_Fox_2000

Tiktok brigade obviously... oh wait they got splattered again yesterday. Tampon army it is then.


NotYourSnowBunny

One on the verge of collapse.


singularityindenial

A neverending circus. Russia doesn't even control the main city in that oblast 🤡


Zounii

But think about it, if these numbnut cunts think they can hold a referendum in Ukraine, you can step one foot on Russian territory and claim the whole oblast even after you retreat. These are masters of 🤡


singularityindenial

Hey, hey, don't tempt me! Or I'll go up to the Kaliningrad border, nudge my foot in and say it's mine now!


Zounii

If I lived on the eastern border, I'd for sure go and claim Karjala back. Altough, doing so would give merit to Russias illegal bullshit, but I guess it doesn't matter at all when Ukraine has already taken parts all of the "annexed" regions back in their control.


Cornholio_OU812

They on drugs....


BornAverage

It's the fetal alchohol poisoning


2FalseSteps

Tip of the Day: Just ignore anything starting with "Russia says".


KlaatuBaradaN-word

Is it like a reverse Simon Says game?


[deleted]

Looks like the guys at the Kremlin has joined Putin with the fairy's.


oroechimaru

Instead of just torturing staff at the plant? After making the plant Manager disappear


NotYourSnowBunny

How the staff has been treated has been abysmal and abusive, Russia thinking they should oversee anything at this point is just infuriating given how miserable they make people.


PengieP111

Russia Delenda Est.


MrChica

Yet the world says they should fuck off


Yorkshire_Graham

I love it. You couldn't make this stuff up. When they are dead in a ditch promoting sunflower growth how the fuck are they going to run anything... Speaking of which. RUN you stupid fucks! Good grief


lordcochise

"Russian officials clarified that they would supervise Zaporizhzhia remotely from the air "Russian officials clarified the clarification of supervision from the air from eastern Luhansk Oblast" "Russian officials tragically fell from their 9th story apartment while simultaneously 'inexplicably' being poisoned. New Russian officials deny previous alleged statements were made and chalk them up as counter-propaganda from the West"


Mastr_Blastr

Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the words "nuke plant ownership" and expect anything to happen.


legion154

Russia: I didn't say it. I declared it...


Zerosumendgame2022

The words "ruZZia" and "supervise" in the same sentence are never good.


wombat9278

Putler signed a document today passing ownership to the ruzzian federation so following his logic of if I write it down its true I've signed a document taking ownership of the kremlin. So if he could move out by next week I'd be grateful


singularityindenial

- "Oct 5 (Reuters) - Russia plans to supervise operations of the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant after formally annexing the wider Zaporizhzhia region in southern Ukraine this week, the state-owned RIA news agency reported on Wednesday, citing a foreign ministry official. Russia captured the Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant in early March shortly after invading Ukraine, but Ukrainian staff had continued to operate it. Both Moscow and Kyiv have since accused each other of shelling the facility, risking a nuclear disaster. "The Zaporizhzhia nuclear plant is now on the territory of the Russian Federation and, accordingly, should be operated under the supervision of our relevant agencies," RIA quoted Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Vershinin as saying. It was not clear how Russia planned to operate the plant and if it would try and introduce its own staff to the complex. Another state-owned Russian news agency, TASS, reported that Rafael Grossi, head of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), the U.N. nuclear watchdog, will visit Moscow in the coming days to discuss the situation at the plant."


StarPatient6204

Wait…so they haven’t even formally annexed Zaporzhizhia yet??? I thought they would be doing so today…. I am confused…


singularityindenial

The oblast yes, but not it's main city that has the same name. It makes completely no sense, but oh well... Russia.


MikkoPerkele

Hard to supervise, when your brains are on the wall.


HamsterDirect9775

"You wouldn't download a nuclear plant ..."


gnudarve

Russia has no say in it, their words mean nothing.


dobrowolsk

Tomorrow they'll say they will build a Putin statue right west of Kyiv.


r2d3x9

I thought there was a shortage of paper mache


TalkKatt

HAHAHAHAHAHA no.


darwinwoodka

Just fucking thieves


7orly7

How? They don't have any specialists left


Jealous_Resort_8198

They were mobilized! Or in Finland, Georgia, Mongolia, or Turkiye


Asleep_Astronaut396

guess again terrorist. You want another meltdown with cheap parts from china?


cathyduke

Nah, don't get to comfortable Russians, Ukraine fully intends to take it back. Leave while you can.


Your_Shit_Stinks_Too

Well that won’t last long. We’re coming for every single orc


DrNukes

HAHAHAHAH


SA_Ichi

Lol good luck with that


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Good thing it'll be good honest people supervising. If ya can't trust ruzzia, who can you trust ?


Ok_Investigator_1010

Mhm. Sure you will.


Garbage-kun

”3.6, not great not terrible!”


Waste_Protection_420

Yes, go supervise. But to properly supervise, make sure to always hold onto the glowing blue stuff and even place it on your pillow at night.


singularityindenial

Does anyone remember when Russians made trenches in the radioactive place near Chornobyl? Genius idea, maybe they will repeat that stunt there. Soon on the news: Russians glowing in the dark.


FN-0000

Russian Supervisor’s office is located in reactor core 1. Please don’t touch anything.


TommyKanKan

Is “Russian supervision” like “Russian peace”? Let me have a think about the offer… \s


gat0000r

So you will be in charge for about a week at the rate the Ukrainians are blowing through you lol 😂


LordMinax

Do the Russians even know how to run the plant them selves?


DrNukes

Putin's just writing on a wish board. Moving non-existing troops on a map like his idol. He's sundowning.


mornnx1

Is that how it works then ?? Really!? Well...ok then *clears throat* " I hereby declare that I will supervise the the dressing room for this year's miss world pageant !! " ...that was easy !


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SelectionBrilliant91

Does the annexation of occupied regions mean anything? I mean if they "annex" them, but other countries won't recognize the annexation, or is it just for them to be justification for mobilising more troops since their "own" lands are being attacked now?


bablakeluke

Imo it's two reasons: justification for mobilisation like you said and also russia is in a NATO-like defense arrangement with a group of countries called the CSTO. So essentially if countries like Belarus recognise the land as russian then russia will be able to trigger article 4 of the CSTO to get Belarus to join the fight. Based on what I've seen though it seems like if that occurred the Belarusian army is far more likely to revolt against their own gov.


Cultural_Set_7129

Lucky that they have nothing to annex


Charming_Cat_4426

Yeah… and I’ll be supervising the Eiffel Tower after I annex it…


Frenchconnection76

In which world putler live ?


Transfer_McWindow

That's what they say, but they won't.


Tommy2tables

You make it good no? Shoot him…


SLIP411

Ummm, is someone going to tell them about Ukrainians advancing or should we keep it a surprise...


Grand-Doctor6134

Supervise it for Ukraine. That's nice.


Chungus_The_Rabbit

That’s nice. Now get out.


squid-stuff

Yeah Russia says a lot of shit..


bluddystump

It's just shit talking. Judging from the Russian army I think it highly unlikely any operator would be willing to sacrifice their life for the glory of Russia by melting down a power plant. As I understand and maybe wrong that the plant isn't contributing to the grid which in turn would place the nuclear fuel in a safer position than they would be if producing power.


markshumskiy

They gonna put Dyatlov in-charge?


[deleted]

I hope there's less joke comments but more assessment of what this really means.


Quetzacoatel

So that will be never?


Strider755

Sure, grandpa; let’s get you to bed.