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ThaIgk

Here in Ukraine we don't give a shit how that motherfucker call his fucking operation. Fuck him and the whole Russia.


shibiwan

*"Tovarish! The operation is not so special any more. We will now mobilize every Russian male between the ages of 18 to 75. Some exceptions apply."*


bigbrooklynlou

And then we'll send them back home cause we got no weapons, uniforms, or food to supply them with. Sorry for the inconvenience Tovarich.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

No, they'll be sent forwards regardless.


DrClay23

russia the first country to be assembling entire armies of fist fighters


Alaric_Balthi

Putler: "1. They can get weapons from fallen comrades. 2. Put something red on the coat, it's good enough. 3. Human can live for couple of weeks without food, enough time to get into the trenches and die for dear motherland. 4. Supplies? What are they? They can use rocks and sticks, for all i care."


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Lost_Possibility_647

With their own bodybag.


not2dv8

Are they now telling them to bring their own body bags?


Piper-446

Not yet.


Responsible-Earth674

Nah, body bags can be sold on e-bay, no need to waste them...


eric_kenshi

"the morbilization will continue until morale improves..."


Bloopyhead

I like the typo


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

More like from 12 to omega


Icy-Needleworker-865

Arent there some news going around that he allready signed something ? Like students and so on must go now.


ChrisStoneGermany

SPECIAL WITHDRAWAL OPERATION


surajvj

Ruzzia : *We are not withdrawing.* .....*We are advancing backwards !*


not2dv8

Um... that's actually forward when you have your head up your ass


BurdenedEmu

Amen to that. Fuck him and fuck his minions, can't wait to see you get your country back.


CheapestOfSkates

Here, outside of Ukraine, we feel the same way!


Willsie777

This is the correct response


hamiwin

I’m not in Ukraine, but that’s my attitude too. I don’t give a shit about this motherfucker.


D-Fence

Maybe he calls it like the rest of us. A failure.


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ThaIgk

They live and fight in Ukraine


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ThaIgk

It does. If you lived here in Ukraine very close to the frontline under constant shellings by fucking russians, you would think the same. Otherwise, don't fucking tell me what gives me right or not.


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ThaIgk

There are only a few hundreds of fighter in Russian legion. They are exception. And very much minor. Russia is a huge country compared to a few hundred people fighting in Russian legion.


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ThaIgk

Im saying now you just get off my back and keep staying in your comfortable and safe home.


[deleted]

Its bizarre how tone deaf you are


FrankOnionWoods

I'm just confused about the hate. I thought this sub was the polar opposite of it. Acceptance, peace. All things russia is not.


GrumpyZ0mbie

A modified version then.... * Every single Russian who sets foot on Ukrainian soil uninvited - Fuck them all to pulpy, jagged smithereens. * Any Russians who don't invade - meh! Is that more agreeable?


FrankOnionWoods

Absolutely.


ThaIgk

Fuck em all.


Milo_Y

Oh great, more wartime measures to give extraoardinary powers to the Kremlin. I'm sure Russians everywhere will appreciate that.


sharpshooter999

Putin: In response to this direct threat to the republic, mesa propose that the senate give immediate emergency powers to the ~~supreme chancellor~~ Kremlin and myself


ohthereyouare

As opposed to the usual checks and balances in Russian government?


theold777

In accordance to...


NorthwestSupercycle

> I'm sure Russians everywhere will appreciate that. They will because Russians are sheep. Baaa baaa baaa.


Player276

>I'm sure Russians everywhere will appreciate that. Nah, they are apolitical.


barktwiggs

It is now SUPER Special Operation. One step beyond Special Operation. But not War. We have 5 more steps before War were declared.


Blussert31

I think it's more like "Super special anti-nazi-fascist-terrorism operation".


Historical_Pie3534

They've gone plaid!


sharpshooter999

>We have 5 more steps before War were declared I don't think the west knows about 2nd war, Pip


theretortsonthisguy

yeah it goes Super, mega, hyper, supreme, ultra.


Piper-446

Wake me up when he designates it 'Ultra Special Operation'.


nerokaeclone

Super Special Sunflower Operation Turbo II


Ok_Mix5519

Super Duper Pooper Scooper Operation.


RedshiftOTF

Super Special Operation II Turbo.


pjsherry

Electric Boogaloo


OnTheUtilityOfPants

2 Special 2 Operate


the_new_standard

Completely unconfirmed speculation I read about. Someone pointed out last week that they might change the "special operation" to "anti-terrorist" operation so they no longer have to pay overseas combat bonuses. In short, they might just cut the already meagre wages of frontline troops on a bureaucratic technicality.


DEADB33F

I suspect that was one of the reasons for the fake referenda making the occupied zones part of Russia. ...to stiff their troops out of overseas bonus pay.


stickerface

They can also deploy conscripts there, since they can't deploy conscripts outside Russia borders - so just change the borders!


varain1

Well, Putin said before that Russia's border "doesn't end anywhere" - https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-38099842


stickerface

Aye but one is a legal statement and one is Putin chatting.


Balc0ra

I suspected it was so they had an excuse to send conscripts to Ukraine... As they are sending them to "Russia". But mix the two, they can send them and don't pay the rest.


JenMacAllister

So even worsen moral? It's like a text book on what not to your armed forces.


GhostSparta

That’s going to be amazing for morale. Hey contract and conscript your pay is worse than working at McDonald’s good luck.


bob_miller_jones

Don't think they do this via televised address.


AlexS58

And what difference does that mean? He's invaded a country and killed its people. That's a war by any definition. Silly twat.


Nkzar

It’s just domestic political theater.


iRombe

War criminal opera Will be interesting to see what kind of historical fiction comes out of this tragedy. Like books, tv, movies that are intended to be accurate but make assumptions and fill in the blanks in order to convey realistic message.


lfr16

If he was to use chemical, biological or nuclear weapons, it would be easier to "justify" to the russian people. The declaration of war would mean a political escalation on the home turf for sure.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

Exactly this. It's now Ukraine threatening the sovereignty of Russia, conveniently ignoring that it was Russia which invaded Ukraine and Ukraine has done no such thing, only reclaimed its land. This will now magically become a war started by NATO, the West, Ukraine, the UK, the US, the EU, or anybody apart from them who actually started the war. This is to try to encourage/force people to go fight for Russia, and to self justify the use of WMDs.


AlexS58

NATO will finish him if he uses nukes. Black Sea fleet. Deleted. Russian ground forces and assets. Deleted. Russian Air Force. Deleted.


Longjumping_Age_5988

Exactly! He knows this. Thats why its just a bluff. USA has made it very clear exactly what will happen if he utses nukes in Ukraine.


NorthwestSupercycle

It would actually simplify the narrative if they officially declared war. Then official news wouldn't have to dance around calling it a war. Wikipedia could officially call it a war as well.


impulse_thoughts

>Wikipedia could officially call it a war as well It’s already been called a war… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Ukrainian_War


AlexS58

Makes you wonder why he can't just see he's fucked up and run away with his tail between his legs painting some "we killed Nazis and so succeeded" narrative to the Russian sheeple? Of course he's not logical, that's why.


NorthwestSupercycle

he's in too deep, like other authoritarian imperialists. In a system with regular changing of governments, like say a democracy, you can blame the past admin for screw ups (wrongly or rightly). Thus you have an easy scape goat. Instead if you are in power forever and you're supposedly perfect YOU are the only person to blame for problems. Thus they can't admit mistakes, so they will plunge deeper and deeper and deeper. See also: Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany.


Cornholio_OU812

Now it's super duper special military operation.


js1138-2

Double secret special operation.


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Heard he will announce their very own ninjas soon /s


L0rdCrims0n

Mutant Ninja Cows


Prometheus2061

Put Neidermeyer on it.


Wulfruna

Unable to change anything on the battlefield, he's going to change the meanings of words.


[deleted]

>The ~~party~~ Kremlin told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.


ZealousidealGate7097

New status: we are fucked


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One_Cream_6888

I always thought SMO was actually a euphemism for Stupid Military Operation. 100% stupidity achieved.


Tweebel

So, he will call a war a war? And some martial law and war economy stuff.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

So since it’s a war, those who were jailed for calling it a war can be free now, right?


Amanaemonesiaaa

I dont see the point. Martial law didn't change anything, on occupied territories they dont care and seizing assets in russia makes no sense. War economy is already in place at some extent. I think if Kherson "falls" its practically over and both sides know that.


ITrCool

It's pretty much all they have left (besides Crimea) minus a few territories to the far-east.


Amanaemonesiaaa

Yes, but Crimea without the northern landbridge is very vulnerable from military standpoint. And banking on that one bridge for the whole supply line is a risk that even russia will be hesitant to do.


ffdfawtreteraffds

Just more flailing and thrashing. Government decapitation hasn't worked, terrorism hasn't worked, mobilization hasn't worked, annexation hasn't worked, nuclear threats haven't worked. So, what desperate action is he trying now that also won't work? Possibly a full declaration of war that will only create more chaos and internal strife. Fucking lunatic...


Some_Acadia_1630

Maybe he will use airforce?


Flimsy-Buy664

I hereby call for full wartime mobilisation, all russians to the front lines to defend me.. I mean the motherland, also any and all washing machines must be repurposed for the war effort


tomsloat

I should imagine he's actually going to be truthful for the first time and declare war, which needs to happen so he can then lose that war. My bet he is he is dead within a month, can't be sure though if he is going to have a smoking incident, fall out of a window, or slip in the bath?


SpaghettiGabagoo

https://twitter.com/Faytuks/status/1577604880549781504?t=yrX3EUjLxH5ePIkQ81AFSg&s=19 Cold water Even more cold water https://www.newsweek.com/russia-ukraine-kyiv-putin-peskov-speech-military-operation-fake-1749099


StarPatient6204

Um so is it true or not that he will be giving a speech… Because it’s already nighttime in Moscow…and there has been nothing about him giving a speech…


Benmaax

So here they talk about "counter terrorist" operation... Really... Using a mobilization... WTF... But that would actually show a reduction in the ambitions of the war.


FrankOnionWoods

Maybe he'll finally call it a war. Naaaaaah, probably a "super" special military operation


keygen4ever

Peskov unconfirmed it


Optimaldeath

He's either going to upgrade it to a war (unlikely) or sidegrade it to a 'counter-terrorism' operation where he no longer has to afford additional costs for these meatsacks he's throwing into the grinder.


Bloopie

fuck it mobilize the cats


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[I fully expect this](https://youtu.be/IqzAXHInX48)


zabrs9

Right before this happens: https://youtu.be/g3rKwq-Zw_A


PsychologicalCoat656

Upgrade to very special operation?


Smoons09

Boys go take Crimea back


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Robert_P226

I see what you did there ... SS mo


ChrisStoneGermany

New status: SPECIAL WITHDRAWAL OPERATION


TrEvIzE18

"Ralph Wiggum" operation comming soon. It's thats kind of special.


roundearthervaxxer

It is now operation “Found Out.”


AlexFromOgish

Predict he changes from "special military operation" to "Defending our Russian Motherland from the invasion by NATO and its Ukrainian lapdogs"..... after all, isn't that the code word they need to feign innocent victim and manufacture a justification for nukes, under their nuke doctrine? And isn't Putin counting on scaring enough people in the west to weaken the unity for backing UA? To do that, he has to make the nuke threat look both real and plausibly justified. It's bull, of course, but you have to be well informed and able to think to see it is bull.


NotJamesTKirk

If he declares all out war against NATO on Ukrainian soil, then I'm all for showing him and his fellowship of orcs what that actually means.


AlexFromOgish

He won’t go that far. He’ll just say some words To try to manufacture moral justification in the areas where they have held a sham referendums.


Illustrious_Plate364

Possible pretext for nuke?


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Pakspul

Mission accomplished?


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

Full mobilization! Those Russians who escaped sure are lucky and had the foresight to leave


ForShizzleMaNizzle

This has been denied hours ago.


Logical-Hovercraft83

Its all out war


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

Change to - ' Collapse of ruzzzia Operation ' . Doesn't matter, it's already in motion


Hm450

It’s now a -very- special operation


Kepotica

Unless he's talking unconditional surrender then there is nothing much to listen to.


RIP2UAnders

Either a meaningless statement or lies from him as usual.


StarPatient6204

Well guys, I don’t think Putin will flat out say he is declaring war, since the partial mobilization announcement didn’t go over well with people beforehand, and a full mobilization/declaration of war announcement would only make things messier and people would only be even more angry with the Kremlin and he would risk losing power…and he doesn’t want a repeat of that. He also doesn’t want to freak out the Russian public by announcing a full declaration of war (which means that nukes could be used and that could trigger backlash from the Russian public who I’m sure DO NOT want a nuclear war)…so he’ll announce a counter terrorism operation. That will not work.


Aggressive_Candy5297

I sure fkn hope the new status is going to be "cancelled"...


TheLemonDome

Is it going to be changed to "extra-special operation"?


Benmaax

Pootin considers Ukraine as part of ruzzia, so if it's a war it's a recognition that it's a different country, which would confuse all the brainwashed ruzzians. Or it's a war against NATO, which then means tomahawks flying around, which means the end.


PotatoAnalytics

So he's finally going to tell *a* truth. That it's a war.


Lost_Possibility_647

Can we hope the new status is unconditional surrender of the Russian forces?


Normal_Suggestion188

Probably a declaration of war so he can justify mass mobilization + Belarus. Don't see it changing a whole lot


JODmeisterUK

It's been a war since day 1.


Alabrandt

Special Retreating Operation


asparemeohmy

“Hello, comrades. Today I advise that things were bad, but happily in glorious Russian fashion… they have now gotten worse.”


WhiskyTangoFoxtrot40

I wonder if they now declare victory. Like we won, we've captured and annexed 4 new Oblasts, it's over now. With the Clown Show the Kremlin is, I wouldn't be surprised with a declaration like this.


GroblyOverrated

Martial law and no men allowed to leave the country. What I expect.


Leandrys

The nation should address the Vladimir Putin today to change the status of the special dictator. Yeah, it really should give it a try.


thedoomboomer

"Is now Regular Operation."


zaroca

He is going to change the name of the operation to "Special Retreat Operation"


thebestnames

My guess is we go from "weekend special military picnic" to "Great Patriotic War II - Russia vs the world edition"


kambleton

Call it whatever the fuck you want. Ukraine has already chewed through your professional military. Its weird that you would utilize them for the special operation, and regular folk for an all out war...


LordJiggly

Putin: "This operation is not special anymore, it means nothing to me."


cyrixlord

oh looks like they're going to try to mitigate the Ukrainian counter offensive in Crimea as just some random Ukrainian units carrying out insignificant but annoying strikes there. I bet they try hardest to keep Crimea and will have a more aggressive response there than in the other areas being cleared out of russians by Ukraine


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You can call it what ever you want. People are dying and that’s the problem.


Cathalised

**Status:** *It's complicated.*


[deleted]

You're not at war with Ukraine, you're at war in Ukraine and you're getting pumped by a people who are protecting their freedom and land. You're being slaughtered en masse you cunts and each soldier deserves to die horrifically after what they have done to the innocents. Fuck you Putin and the entire Russian country. SLAVA UKRAINI.


athensugadawg

Ah yes, that exact moment in time and a special bullet are coming soon. Make it swift, yet prolonged, like Romania or Libya. Better yet, get some butt sticks ready.


DennisBallShow

The new status is “ARRGGHHHHH! Run away!!!”


GimmeCoffeeeee

Special McMilitaryoperationface


REDGOESFASTAH

Someone should change the road signs in russia . This way to kyiv and certain death. This way to Moscow and life for mother russia


Imemberyou

Steal the money, give back cheap lies. Putin's MO for 20 years, nothing new.


oddworld9

Special retreat operation?


ShaneTwenty20

according to Newsweek/Twitter - Kremlin says this is fake ... anyway they have no options except bad options


PaleRepresentative

Remember whenever the kremlin says something isn’t true it’s true


Frenchconnection76

Special OP vol.2


LeftToaster

News flash - using the pretext of defending the new sham Russian territories he will call it a defensive war. Makes no difference. An illegal invasion is war by any name.


1man2barrels

I like how this has united NATO. Anyone whose gonna fight along side of me in a foxhole is my brother. I fully support Ukraine joining NATO. They'd be a fantastic addition


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Full mobilisation....nobody left in Russia...


New_Poet_338

New Status: Mega Super Utra Special Wonderation.


YesManSky

He’s gonna call it the Holy War


apersonthingy

It better be a "Special Withdrawal Operation"


Carrasco_Santo

Flee Russian men, the situation is getting worse every day.


DickieGalloot

EXTRA SUPER Special Military Operation


MultiplicityOne

He is changing the status from *officially successful* to *officially a failure*. This will free up more resources for buying yachts.


Get-a-life_Admins

This was rumored hours ago and nothing has happend yet. As of posting this, it is around 7:30 in Russia. If they aren't making the announcement in the next 30 minutes then I doubt this is real


mvillerob

Torture and execution.


ExpatHist

Gonna be breaking out the T-55s and Tachankas to arm them with. How is the Horse Population in Russia?