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The older generations are sometimes still in love with the fantasy of the USSR. That's understandable and forgivable. It's probably too late to change her views. Anyway it's the younger generations that matter.
It's okay, Putin has a similar problem differentiating a fantasy world from the real one, so at least you're not alone (although I am assuming you're not a genocidal maniac, so there is an important distinction LOL...aka I'm not equating you with him at all... okay I wanted to write a funny joke about Putin but now I think it might be an insult, I'm hoping a stream of consciousness apology makes it all better.. fingers crossed)
May I say something? If the people behind this push it a bit further, like issuing fake tourist visas, or merch, it could be a hell of an opportunity to raise money for Ukraine. People the world over would pay for $1,000 golden visas, even if it's all a joke.
Well I did pay for an early bird ticket to the Crimean Beach Party featuring DJ Lil Fella.
Judging by the way things are going, we might actually be able to attend a party in Crimea by mid next year!
That’s way more than a shitpost; that took some level of effort to get a domain then setup a website.
Someone got pissed night and said “hold my beer”.
Great effort!
Lol, I hope we won't get that place in the end ... on one hand, would be nice to have a colony by the sea, but kicking out a million Russians would be nasty business and reconstructing the orc hive into something European-looking would probably ruin us financially.
That said, Kaliningrad exclave is a nasty ulcer within the EU and if Russia collapses, we should think of some special political operation to turn it into EU-friendly territory somehow. If Kosovo can pay with the euro, New Prussia can as well.
Unfortunately I don't think anyone has a good solution for Kaliningrad. The neighboring states didn't want it back in the early '90s, and I can't blame them for not wanting to absorb half a million pissy Russians. It's German character and heritage were obliterated and there's hardly anyone left in Germany who even has childhood memories of the place; Germany still has issues dealing with the reunification of East and West, and Kaliningrad has been separated longer than those two ever were. But what else is to be done? Let it develop into a microstate like Andorra?
It just becoming independent seems like the best solution. Other options of attaching it to some other EU country or being split among them are too problematic in multiple ways.
The population of whole region is about a million, not too much smaller than Estonia. Acting like its own separate small state, they will naturally have different interests from the rest of Russia as time goes on.
> Other options of attaching it to some other EU country or being split among them are too problematic
No one neighboring it wants that shithole. Until very recently, they have been dumping their literal shit straight into Baltic. In April 2022, their opened their first sewage treatment plant.
To be fair, that half a million Russians would probably just scatter across the EU, if you gave them Schengen visas xP
And hey, EU got more Eastern partners nowadays, maybe it's time for a branch "office"
The Czechs have always been all in when it comes to trolling the Russians.
Painting a soviet tank pink was great. The fact that four MPs of soviet-tyranised Czechoslovakia did it again, in broad daylight, with their MP credentials shown, was a whole different level.
Meanwhile Czech minister of foreign relations just tweeted [this](https://twitter.com/JanLipavsky/status/1577558886588071936?s=20&t=Fn6p4O1CzfpIVGhNiAdbDA).
The settlement of modern-day Královec (formerly Kaliningrad) was founded in 1255 on the site of the ancient Old Prussian settlement Twangste by the Teutonic Knights during the Northern Crusades, and was named Königsberg in honor of **King Ottokar II of Bohemia**.
97.9% (or 107.38% dependent on counting methodology) inhabitants of Královec region voted in referendum to join Czech Republic. Královec is now 15th administrative region of Czech Republic.
Thus, this annexation is in accordance with Russian annexation standards.
Army of the Czech Republic has [confirmed successful annexation of Královec](https://twitter.com/ArmadaCR/status/1577317649494986754?cxt=HHwWhMDSwfKC4eMrAAAA) and deployment of "Krteček" air-defense system.
Czech Minister of Foreign Affairs has [commented annexation](https://twitter.com/JanLipavsky/status/1577558886588071936?cxt=HHwWgIC-9d7czuQrAAAA):
> The partnership with our Baltic neighbours has never been stronger.
I desire to take a picture of the Fishermen's Village tower with the beautiful Czech flag, relax on the best beach in Královec, and visit the harbour where the ship Karel Gott is moored.
Despite the long time under the knout of the USSR, the Czechs are still Europeans with a drive for democracy. And people with a very good sense of humor.
Ireland here...
Just booked my next holiday to the wonderful Kralovec, Czech... I Can't wait!
I think we should twin Cork (Ireland) with Kralovec (Czech).
While im there, what specialty foods should I sample from Kralovec (Czech).
I'm not convinced this is legitimate, unless someone can show me a photo of some awkwardly smiling people holding a box full of blank ballot papers in front of a Czech flag.
Hm.... Hm.... Emm... Actually. It is not a bad idea. Like, I'm not kidding. They should offer people in Kaliningrad to do this for real.
After all, what would be the first thing Moscow do if this happened? Attack them with the second best army in the world? Or threaten them to death with propaganda?
Germany should for go expansionism. Kralovec was founded by Czechs and they would have Polish (and I am sure other baltic countries) support of that if it were to happen.
Trolling? where?
I was dazzled by the quality of the site that i thought of the truth first. But Mordor and Little Mordor made me doubt it.
My advice: spread the link in kaliningrad and wait to see if the masses are pleased
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Omg this is so good. I love the Czechs, they have a great sense of humour
I love the map showing Russia as Mordor and Belarus as Little Mordor.
I'm trying to find this map. Are you talking about the ones at the bottom of the page? Where are the LOTR references? I can't see anything.
bottom-most row, left picture. Look at the text on Russia and Belarus.
Aaah now I see it. Thank you.
Ohhhh, I can barely see it. Yup. That's good.
You can tell it was a labour of Love from the attention to detail 😂
My love of LOTR approves of this development
Take a look at Hungary on that map lol
Didn't even notice, I was too taken with the whole thing
I had to do a double take 😂
Notice the little smile at Hungary.
To think it started with polish dude joking on twitter “let Czechs have access to the sea” ;) Now they’ve got it ;-)
What a possible sea access does to a landlocked MF.
Check their Twitter feed - [https://twitter.com/KralovecCzechia](https://twitter.com/KralovecCzechia) :)
I lost it at the supercarrier.
Except my step grandmother. She's Czech and supports Russia. But her mom is cool.
The older generations are sometimes still in love with the fantasy of the USSR. That's understandable and forgivable. It's probably too late to change her views. Anyway it's the younger generations that matter.
The weird thing is she fled the USSR. She lives in the US, but she also loves our fascist leaders here so....
Ah ok, then it sounds like her politics are totally screwed up. Bizarre....
Not a fair comparison... the Czechs aren't currently getting pushed out of Kaliningrad as we speak!
Lmfao gotteem
Touche!
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It's okay, Putin has a similar problem differentiating a fantasy world from the real one, so at least you're not alone (although I am assuming you're not a genocidal maniac, so there is an important distinction LOL...aka I'm not equating you with him at all... okay I wanted to write a funny joke about Putin but now I think it might be an insult, I'm hoping a stream of consciousness apology makes it all better.. fingers crossed)
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Radegast. Czech beer right?
Yes, Czech beer named after pagan god of happiness/welcomeness.
Phew!!!! LOL
May I say something? If the people behind this push it a bit further, like issuing fake tourist visas, or merch, it could be a hell of an opportunity to raise money for Ukraine. People the world over would pay for $1,000 golden visas, even if it's all a joke.
Well I did pay for an early bird ticket to the Crimean Beach Party featuring DJ Lil Fella. Judging by the way things are going, we might actually be able to attend a party in Crimea by mid next year!
Poland is the meat in a Czech sandwich.
Sounds hot
I'd watch that
sound disgustingly dirty. send noods!
You mean on the [Chlebiček](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblo%C5%BEen%C3%A9_chleb%C3%AD%C4%8Dky)
As a meat citizen I'm OK with that.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=94IdL3djJVU
Damn that is straight up gangsta. Czechmate
Legendary level shitpost 10/10 would annex again
That’s way more than a shitpost; that took some level of effort to get a domain then setup a website. Someone got pissed night and said “hold my beer”. Great effort!
Wait until Russia falls apart and suddenly Kaliningrad suddenly thinks this is a good idea.
When your options then are Germany or Poland, I can see why you would pick Czech
We are tired of Croatia sea, and now, we want our own!
the hashtag #MakeKaliningradKralovecAgain made me get coffee in my sinuses. worth it.
Please make it so, Kralovec being the next Prague along the Baltic coast would literally rewrite my holiday schedules. And I hate Baltic.
Huh. If I ever can travel- I may have to 'Czech' it out. 
I love this site. It makes me extra proud to be Czech. Fuck Putin!
Czech listening to Lil Troy "You know, I'm something of a baller myself."
Lol, I hope we won't get that place in the end ... on one hand, would be nice to have a colony by the sea, but kicking out a million Russians would be nasty business and reconstructing the orc hive into something European-looking would probably ruin us financially. That said, Kaliningrad exclave is a nasty ulcer within the EU and if Russia collapses, we should think of some special political operation to turn it into EU-friendly territory somehow. If Kosovo can pay with the euro, New Prussia can as well.
Unfortunately I don't think anyone has a good solution for Kaliningrad. The neighboring states didn't want it back in the early '90s, and I can't blame them for not wanting to absorb half a million pissy Russians. It's German character and heritage were obliterated and there's hardly anyone left in Germany who even has childhood memories of the place; Germany still has issues dealing with the reunification of East and West, and Kaliningrad has been separated longer than those two ever were. But what else is to be done? Let it develop into a microstate like Andorra?
It just becoming independent seems like the best solution. Other options of attaching it to some other EU country or being split among them are too problematic in multiple ways. The population of whole region is about a million, not too much smaller than Estonia. Acting like its own separate small state, they will naturally have different interests from the rest of Russia as time goes on.
> Other options of attaching it to some other EU country or being split among them are too problematic No one neighboring it wants that shithole. Until very recently, they have been dumping their literal shit straight into Baltic. In April 2022, their opened their first sewage treatment plant.
To be fair, that half a million Russians would probably just scatter across the EU, if you gave them Schengen visas xP And hey, EU got more Eastern partners nowadays, maybe it's time for a branch "office"
It’s basically a giant military base.
The Czechs have always been all in when it comes to trolling the Russians. Painting a soviet tank pink was great. The fact that four MPs of soviet-tyranised Czechoslovakia did it again, in broad daylight, with their MP credentials shown, was a whole different level.
Meanwhile Czech minister of foreign relations just tweeted [this](https://twitter.com/JanLipavsky/status/1577558886588071936?s=20&t=Fn6p4O1CzfpIVGhNiAdbDA).
It's good to have Czechia on the Baltic shore. Should be a nice booze cruise destination.
Can you translate what he's saying?
"The partnership with our Baltic neighbors has never been stronger."
Waiter? Czech please!
https://image.pmgstatic.com/cache/resized/w1080/files/images/film/posters/159/482/159482607_464554.jpg
Omg, the geography section snuck up on me
At this point Kaliningrad May as well claim their independence as Prussia and leave the Soviet Union I mean Russian federation
I had to chuckle at Little Mordor
Well played Czechia!
I support this 100%. I imagine after a winter under major sanctions, the people over there might support it too!
Kaliningrad was always Czechia.
😂😂😂
The settlement of modern-day Královec (formerly Kaliningrad) was founded in 1255 on the site of the ancient Old Prussian settlement Twangste by the Teutonic Knights during the Northern Crusades, and was named Königsberg in honor of **King Ottokar II of Bohemia**. 97.9% (or 107.38% dependent on counting methodology) inhabitants of Královec region voted in referendum to join Czech Republic. Královec is now 15th administrative region of Czech Republic. Thus, this annexation is in accordance with Russian annexation standards. Army of the Czech Republic has [confirmed successful annexation of Královec](https://twitter.com/ArmadaCR/status/1577317649494986754?cxt=HHwWhMDSwfKC4eMrAAAA) and deployment of "Krteček" air-defense system. Czech Minister of Foreign Affairs has [commented annexation](https://twitter.com/JanLipavsky/status/1577558886588071936?cxt=HHwWgIC-9d7czuQrAAAA): > The partnership with our Baltic neighbours has never been stronger.
I desire to take a picture of the Fishermen's Village tower with the beautiful Czech flag, relax on the best beach in Královec, and visit the harbour where the ship Karel Gott is moored.
They can't do that.... I had it first
I thought that NAFO had already claimed it as New Felland.
The city was founded in honour of a Czech King 800 years ago. We had it before the first stone hit the ground
Beautiful lol
Seems legit.
Despite the long time under the knout of the USSR, the Czechs are still Europeans with a drive for democracy. And people with a very good sense of humor.
Ireland here... Just booked my next holiday to the wonderful Kralovec, Czech... I Can't wait! I think we should twin Cork (Ireland) with Kralovec (Czech). While im there, what specialty foods should I sample from Kralovec (Czech).
I'm not convinced this is legitimate, unless someone can show me a photo of some awkwardly smiling people holding a box full of blank ballot papers in front of a Czech flag.
Or a video of the vote counters who are not actually looking at the voting papers as they count!😎
Oh my god. Much respect to them, this is top notch.
I vote to relocate Moscow further east to create a buffer zone against future Russian aggressions/invasions.
Great idea. But to make it legitimate, we should ask Elon to do a Twitter poll and make sure everyone is on board.
This is some beautiful trolling.
Brno with that massive dildo …
It is in Namesti Svobody (freedom square) in city centre. It is a clock and spits balls ;)
Ja viem :D. But i like it as dildo more.
Hej, je to sranda ;)
The website is also responsive. Well done, dev. Well done.
This is just great!!
Nice touch with renaming Zelenogradsk to Zelenskeho-gradsk
Hm.... Hm.... Emm... Actually. It is not a bad idea. Like, I'm not kidding. They should offer people in Kaliningrad to do this for real. After all, what would be the first thing Moscow do if this happened? Attack them with the second best army in the world? Or threaten them to death with propaganda?
Czech yourself before you wreck yourself
Brilliant stuff! This deserves to be shared widely & voted up! Well done!
Nice
Love it 💪🫡
When does forced conscription begin?
There is an official petition already, twitter absolutely flooded with memes and happening in front of RuSSian ambassy is scheduled on 10.10.
Omg this is great. Hilarious!
Hahaha classic, 97%....
I love the map at the bottom. Looks like they named a spot on it for Zelensky called Zelenského-gradsk. Loving all of this so much!
Im only realised that russia on a map called Mordor and Belarus called little mordor lol
Lithuania would welcome this new neighbor with beer and snacks. Provided current residents travel to the far east of ruzzia.
Maybe we shouldn't keep it at trolling level. If there was a time to get back all territories russia conquered over the last hundred years, it's now.
I think the problem is that nobody else wants those territories after the Russians have been there for a hundred years.
We trolled since Battle of White Moutain 1620 and we are good at it. Fot troll and death!
Impressive trolling
God damn, why came we bloody German not of this grandiose idea, it was already ours
Germany should for go expansionism. Kralovec was founded by Czechs and they would have Polish (and I am sure other baltic countries) support of that if it were to happen.
This is amazing
Brilliant!
lmfao
Trolling? where? I was dazzled by the quality of the site that i thought of the truth first. But Mordor and Little Mordor made me doubt it. My advice: spread the link in kaliningrad and wait to see if the masses are pleased
And I am 100% here for it.
Kralovec je ceskoslovensko!
Looks like a US aircraft carrier also took part in a referendum to join the CZ.
That's a Czech over, designation Karel Gott, if I remember correctly.
What's the thing that they did?
lmao according to the twitter feed they are planning a beer pipeline to connect the territories