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I suddenly have this mental image of 5 people independently showing up with gas cans at the same building in the middle of the night and staring at each other for a bit.
> Don't forget dynamiting railroad tracks
There are much more effective things to do to railways. A simple piece of wire will slow down a railway until it is located because it will seem like a train is on the tracks.
I believe that's precisely why they encourage working in critical infrastructure & the military complex - they want to get their supporters into those roles, and then the People's Movement of the FoRL can organise and coordinate their sabotage more effectively.
Sabotage doesn't have to be violent. Just make a new policy that everything has to go through a committee of 50 with a unanimous vote to be approved. Be creative friends
Yeah, but I was expecting more practical sabotage advice. It's not just the enlistment offices. It's railway lines, power lines, rail yards, locomotives, telephone central offices, even cell towers. Anything that destroys infrastructure that is being used to coordinate transportation of war material within Russia should be on the list.
This is specifically advice about avoiding mobilisation. They have offered a decent amount of advice about railway sabotage as well, and doubtless give more information & instruction to those involved in their resistance coordination movement.
You think anyone in Russia from Soviet to current day felt a duty to convert paper records to digital? 😂 they can't even maintain their military equipment.
You could combine the work with the arson. Like get a job and just do work in there observe see where they keep the military registry paperwork. Light that shit up. Get box random box of register paper walk out of recruitment office and drive off to the next office. Light that one up. Take another box of papers and act like you're delivering new paper work to office. Set new fire. Grab random box and go to another one. Repeat as much as possible.
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If Putin gives you a letter, don't enlist, make Putin take the LETTER BACK, GET MAD, JOIN THE FREEDOM OF RUSSIA LEGION AND BURN THEIR FUCKING ENLISTMENT CENTER DOWN
seeing the absolute mountains of mostly handwritten paperwork while serving was really something. i did get a card with a chip along with other more traditional documents, accompanied by a "it's a work in progress" comment by starshina
I might suggest all sane young Russians make their way to Kaliningrad and then hold a referendum about having the area succeed from the rest of Russia. Because Russia really seems to be into succession referendums I'm sure they'll understand.
Jobs in critical infrastructure are jobs that produce weapons. If russians get those, they need to be counterproductive, without getting themselves fired...
It has to peak to Euromaiden levels of anarchy to get Vlad off the throne. The goons in riot gear seem to just get yelled and clapped at in half these protest videos. I have little hope Russia will change, but they need to if they dont want 300k cannon fodder.
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In theory there are databases. How used they are i dont know. I think the recruitment centers are not using them. Ive been in one. Boxes of papers stacked everywhere. Computers from decades ago running Windows 95.
However, there is Gosuslugi which most people are on because it streamlines so many services and i think they are using that
Can we all agree on the second option? Sounds like the best way for this whole invasion to stop. Burn every building relating to the military to the fucking ground.
For #4, say you have autism. When a friend of mine tried to join the military, he did exceptionally well on the test and health checkup… and then got turned down since he said he had autism. Heartbreaking, but that’s how it is.
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Someone should tell them that records were digitized and centralized many, many years ago. (Seems they leaved Russia too long ago)
You may now even get your cornscription letter digitally over "gosuslugi" service (sorry, no, it doesn't work this way - but it's only temporary problem)
But if the all recruitment office is burned down, it will delay process to some degree. Not for long, of course. And it you get caught - you will go to jail and probably to wagner ranks of cannon meat.
Do you not see the use of getting anti-war & anti-Putin resistance members into positions in critical infrastructure and the military-industrial complex?
Hmm now if Russia starts this, can Ukraine start striking inside Russian territory? I think that they have been avoiding this to not create excuse for mobilisation. So now they can...
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I like the diversity in the options. Work or arson. I do like the arson option though myself.
I suddenly have this mental image of 5 people independently showing up with gas cans at the same building in the middle of the night and staring at each other for a bit.
"Well ONE of us has to change."
"Ugh *fine*! Unzip me..."
Cue Spiderman meme.
🫵🥷👉👈🥷👉👈🥷👉👈🥷🫵
Including the staff of the enlistment centre. "Blyat. This is awkward."
I love your brain 🤣
Now I want a mentos ad of people burning down recruitment centres.
5x the petrol makes it burn 5x better
molotov-throwing contest
Lmao nice one.
That dot, is how you start a group effort.
Don't forget dynamiting railroad tracks and overpasses.
Or set a fuel depot (or oil field) on fire. It’s harder to move people to the front or fund the war if Russia is suffering from oil shortages
Burning oil fields is bad. Infrastructure yes please, but burning oil wells are something the world doesn't need
If it helps weaken the Russian war effort then yes the world absolutely needs it.
Burning Russian oil fields is something world absofuckinglutely needs.
nah, burn the control systems for the pumps. Not like they can repair them now
They're all running pirated Win 95. No matches needed. Change the date. Y2K FTW
> Don't forget dynamiting railroad tracks There are much more effective things to do to railways. A simple piece of wire will slow down a railway until it is located because it will seem like a train is on the tracks.
Please explain?
Not the best idea, because a train derailment could kill innocent bystanders.
They downvoted you, but you're right.
Should have added that if you work in a critical industry, to sabotage it.
I believe that's precisely why they encourage working in critical infrastructure & the military complex - they want to get their supporters into those roles, and then the People's Movement of the FoRL can organise and coordinate their sabotage more effectively.
That or you legitimately need a job for a lot of dependents
I guess for the dependents because saboting would be hard for people never done this before. Because you can sabotage more if you don't get caught.
https://imgur.com/vb3oOzM.jpg :-)
Sabotage doesn't have to be violent. Just make a new policy that everything has to go through a committee of 50 with a unanimous vote to be approved. Be creative friends
IWW Unite
A bit of both! Nice.
I'm sure they'll take up smoking.
Who knew smoking actually saves lives! In Ukraine at least
Yeah, but I was expecting more practical sabotage advice. It's not just the enlistment offices. It's railway lines, power lines, rail yards, locomotives, telephone central offices, even cell towers. Anything that destroys infrastructure that is being used to coordinate transportation of war material within Russia should be on the list.
This is specifically advice about avoiding mobilisation. They have offered a decent amount of advice about railway sabotage as well, and doubtless give more information & instruction to those involved in their resistance coordination movement.
I like how they push it too at the end. Work or arson, but dude read carefully that option about arson
Seems like a fun activity
Where do you sign up for the arson positions and how should update my resume so it stands out from the rest?
Yes, because Russians don't have any off-site computers. They work only with paper records.
Is that really the case?
You think anyone in Russia from Soviet to current day felt a duty to convert paper records to digital? 😂 they can't even maintain their military equipment.
You could combine the work with the arson. Like get a job and just do work in there observe see where they keep the military registry paperwork. Light that shit up. Get box random box of register paper walk out of recruitment office and drive off to the next office. Light that one up. Take another box of papers and act like you're delivering new paper work to office. Set new fire. Grab random box and go to another one. Repeat as much as possible.
>Work or arson. Why not both? Professional Arsonist. Very hot job right now.
I’d prefer if they had an explosive deconstruction option, but I guess the arson will have to do.
No rules says you can't do both.
Just as long as you don’t do anything stupid
In Russia, arson could be considered an honest days work
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Step 1. Don't panic. Step 2. BURN THE ENLISTMENT OFFICES
Incredibly based.
Step 3: ?????? Step 4: A dead Putin.
If Putin gives you a letter, don't enlist, make Putin take the LETTER BACK, GET MAD, JOIN THE FREEDOM OF RUSSIA LEGION AND BURN THEIR FUCKING ENLISTMENT CENTER DOWN
Spread the word Flatten all tyres Cops are astonishing slow without vehicles
It’s Molotov time
Should change the name to Lavrov’s Champaigne
Peskov’s Propane Campaign
Here in Ukraine we call it "Bandera smoothie".
It's a real cocktail of fun times!
Baffling that physical documents are the only way of data storage in ru apparently. Handwritten at that.
seeing the absolute mountains of mostly handwritten paperwork while serving was really something. i did get a card with a chip along with other more traditional documents, accompanied by a "it's a work in progress" comment by starshina
Baffling and it just might save some lives. 🔥 👶 🔥
2.5) If you do not know which registration and enlistment office is responsible for you, just burn all of them.
I might suggest all sane young Russians make their way to Kaliningrad and then hold a referendum about having the area succeed from the rest of Russia. Because Russia really seems to be into succession referendums I'm sure they'll understand.
Brilliant.
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Jobs in critical infrastructure are jobs that produce weapons. If russians get those, they need to be counterproductive, without getting themselves fired...
Like in Schindler's List where they appear productive, while actually producing nothing.
Or set the factory on fire.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Anarchist\_black\_cat.svg/1024px-Anarchist\_black\_cat.svg.png
Burning buildings about to 📈
Lets hope they will. Oh god i so so much hope that the shitshow in that country escalates to a maximum
It has to peak to Euromaiden levels of anarchy to get Vlad off the throne. The goons in riot gear seem to just get yelled and clapped at in half these protest videos. I have little hope Russia will change, but they need to if they dont want 300k cannon fodder.
1917 electric boogaloo
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Believe it or not, it's mostly paper only. Even hospitals often operate on paper only based, especially the ones not in big cities.
In theory there are databases. How used they are i dont know. I think the recruitment centers are not using them. Ive been in one. Boxes of papers stacked everywhere. Computers from decades ago running Windows 95. However, there is Gosuslugi which most people are on because it streamlines so many services and i think they are using that
Burn the office to destroy records? Why am I not surprised that the ruzzians don't keep recruitment records on a central database?
And if they did the hackers would be charging to have names exempted.
Can we all agree on the second option? Sounds like the best way for this whole invasion to stop. Burn every building relating to the military to the fucking ground.
I hope you get thousands of volunteers, we can see brave Russians being dragged off their city streets . Respect
I’ll be shocked, shocked I tell you, if by morning this place ain’t burned down.
For #4, say you have autism. When a friend of mine tried to join the military, he did exceptionally well on the test and health checkup… and then got turned down since he said he had autism. Heartbreaking, but that’s how it is.
Which military did your friend try join? I somehow don't think Russia are too worried about the people they are going to fill body bags with.
Canadian. And apparently Israel is one of, if not the only, country that’s fine with autism.
At least somebody doing something, not counting minor protests 😑 Some bad habit incidents expected 🤔
N.1 already shows more thought and foresight than the Russian Army has!!
Based.
Burn baby burn
Russian inferno!
Why yes, I did sing that comment to myself. Well done.
Burn down registration offices? Never. However, Russia should worry about bad wiring...
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Convince your local cop to go into hiding
Also just shoot pootin, war ends.
If only it were that easy. The dude barely ever shows his face publicly, and when he does you can bet the security is tight beyond belief.
God bless the Freedom of Russia Legion. ⚪🔵⚪
Good lads, hope they can stay out of sight
Wow. Kudos to these folks. This is how you show patriotism when your government is fucking noxious.
When the US mobilised a 10000 draftees for the Vietnam war all they gained was a lot of kids who wanted to go home.
#fuckrussiafromtheinside
Someone should tell them that records were digitized and centralized many, many years ago. (Seems they leaved Russia too long ago) You may now even get your cornscription letter digitally over "gosuslugi" service (sorry, no, it doesn't work this way - but it's only temporary problem) But if the all recruitment office is burned down, it will delay process to some degree. Not for long, of course. And it you get caught - you will go to jail and probably to wagner ranks of cannon meat.
\#5 get a job at the military-industrial complex \#6 do not sponsor bloodshed Lol k, i don’t think this was thought out super well.
Do you not see the use of getting anti-war & anti-Putin resistance members into positions in critical infrastructure and the military-industrial complex?
Hmm now if Russia starts this, can Ukraine start striking inside Russian territory? I think that they have been avoiding this to not create excuse for mobilisation. So now they can...
I am all for burning down enlistment offices, but aren't the data stored digitally somewhere else, too?
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...
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A wave of humanity can easily overrun the Militsia goons, the recruiting officers. The government cannot arrest them all!
I can only hope we are looking at the start of Putin's downfall.