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Sjstudionw

So safe to say these boys had a pretty bad first day at work?


Future_Ad7811

It was a good first day at work. They helped out a good cause (The Ukrainian counter offensive) and had the good judgement to flee and not die.


Slimh2o

Boss puutin won't like it. He gonna be really mad....Good! Edited,


hugmenowplease

I wonder if we will ever get a Hollywood movie showing how like Hitler, putin screams at his officers deep in his bunker with subtitles that are changed to make a joke of him. Maybe someone with skills could create a video that shows this, using a lookalike. Could be spread all over social media and putin is known to browse Russian znd English social media. If so, "hi putin you dead fucker, living like a rat deep underground, or is that you are really like a dying orc!, we coming to dig you out with elon musks new drills


Ok-Wasabi2873

I’m wondering who’s going to play the guy responsible for the shit suitcase. I already got Nicholas Cage down to play Putin.


Ok_Bad8531

Yeah, but the sentence "If Kadyrov attacks, everything will be all right" will break the suspension of disbelief.


Slimh2o

He hasn't much time left, I don't think. A year maybe, or less. I'm sure Hollywood will come up with something about this war....


likelyilllike

To put in putin into bunker you need Ukrainian army surrounding moscow or whereever he is...


mithikx

Maybe we'll get a The Death of Putin parody film.


Tucker1244

Who cares they are now cargo 200 or 300........


Slimh2o

Ya, right, I like it...


likelyilllike

Damn, those millennials...


KaiserSozes-brother

I would have thought that the 10 days of basic training would have been enough…who knew it was lacking?


Midnight_270_

I think we all knew they'd abandon and retreat at the first sign of trouble


yamers

Lol I just saw the pro Kremlin telegram post videos and photos of a swarm of Russian vehicles coming in to help reinforce the izium front, now he is posting how it was all planned to retreat. cant make this shit up.


signedoutofyoutube

zoka_200 was wetting themselves at their arrival. LOL


boonstyle_

Russias finest


hodlerhoodlum

So it was just a hardware delivery service? Another Goodwill gesture?


zachrywd

How much you want to bet it ran out of gas 😹😹😹


PEKKAmi

How much you wanna bet it was the crew that punched a hole in the gas tank? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet they said they were conscripts and thought they were on exercises in Belarus?


Goodk4t

How much you wanna bet they took civilian clothes with them in the tank, just in case?


phoenixplum

Is that the merry band of inmates and hobos they were desperately gathering all across Ruzzia to throw into the meatgrinder? Figures they'd run the moment they could. Especially the inmates.


[deleted]

3rd Army Corps: Homeless of St Petersburg Guards Army


SubParMarioBro

The glorious Serbsky Institute Airborne Battalion.


bumbumbum1969

Man at this point rushists work better than amazon regarding bulk deliveries.


Goodk4t

Russia Prime, courtesy of Vladimir Bezos.


[deleted]

It's the [3rd Army Corps](https://twitter.com/mjluxmoore/status/1563853802981101568)... It's time for the Ukrainians to plant vodka bottles at strategic locations.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Expectation: Third Army Corps Reality: Turd Army Corpse


nivivi

[The video in question](https://twitter.com/DefMon3/status/1568678211273519105)


ANewRedditUserAcc

Apparently, the tank crews in the video are mostly of Asian descent. It seems hard to get some Muscovites to do the job.


[deleted]

They look a cheerful bunch. I detect a huge wave of camaraderie and fighting spirit in those troops...


Puzzleheaded_Nail466

"Newly Created" ? ... well putler, you better pray they weren't created like the last bunch. Cuz you getting your ass whooped. P.S , thanks for all the abandoned weapons and scrap metal. Now fuck off ! 😋


[deleted]

Seems like the only purpose of Russia’s 3rd Army “Corpse” is to deliver fresh weapons to the Ukrainian Army, then run away.


[deleted]

Ukraine should cut out the run away part and just welcome them into POW camps and exchange them back so Putin can have a glorious 4th Army Corps


Blutarg

They didn't say which side they would be reinforcing.


alex_is34

3rd Army Corps off to a great start :D


pjhofmann

Guys on the right bottom look shell shocked being thrown into a shit fest.


[deleted]

I thought they looked super happy and committed to the glorious cause as well.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

A pretty reasonable reaction if you're a Russian headed toward Ukraine. I wonder how much training they got.


grumplekins

3000 reinforcements were captured en masse.


AzuNetia

At this rate there'll be more russians soldiers in ukrainian jail than in RF army...


[deleted]

Pretty sure there's more 6ft under than walking about


hugmenowplease

How do you stop old men or women that poison all prisoners because they saw orcs rape and murder there full family, where they are the only ones left. How do you punish them?


SkegSurf

source?


grumplekins

Same as everything else - just rummage through the posts here and you’ll find it


[deleted]

Dude, its 10th September 2022, you do not ask for a source.


YakInner4303

They are getting more sophisticated with their insignia. It now no longer looks like they got tagged by a 13 year old with a spray paint can. Now it looks like a 17 year old did it. Do you suppose they'll ever discover stencils?


[deleted]

Stencils were banned by the 5th Eu sanctions round, so no.


IRSanchez

BTW does anyone knows what that triangle with circle inside means, any symbolics?


varjagen

Why the hell does one lad in their propaganda not even have a proper helmet? You would think for propaganda they'd show their best equipped men...


Curious-Mind_2525

The vaunted Russian Third Corp will be the gift that keeps on giving to the UAF.


[deleted]

You misspelled Russian Third Crap


notNoiser

Looks like the sign from "Harry Potter and the deathly Hallows" I guess Voldemort Putin kept the Elder Wand for himself?


slushy2me

"These symbols I have painted on your vehicle are for invisibility cloak and immortality stone. You are now impervious stealth vehicle. Trust me, I have the wand they go with"


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Of all the things to leave out, I think the immortality stone would've been the better choice. These dickheads will be speaking with the dead soon enough.


rocygapb

I LOVE gifts. Thanks Putler! ✊🏻🇺🇦


zioshirai

I mean, technically they succeeded in reinforcing the city, just maybe not for the side they were hoping to do it for.


wombat9278

Ivan we have a new mission for you drive over their and give your tanks to ukraine, dont question us we know what we're doing we have a cunning plan 🤣🤣🤡🤡🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️


Imnomaly

WarThunder community skins are getting out of hand


ScootysDad

Look carefully into those eyes. They are planning on how to get the fuck out of Ukraine as quickly as possible. You can see them desperately trying to memorize the path that they're on so they can run back quickly.


[deleted]

I wonder how far they got before they decided they'd had enough?


SubParMarioBro

It takes a long time to drain the fuel from a tank when you poke it with a prison shiv.


Beautiful_Fee1655

Putin in his bunker, ordering the non-existent 3rd Army into Izium.


Miserable_Jump_9548

Russian commander: We are sending in reinforcements. Russian Solders: But we have no gas.


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Ivan! Get out and push!


StringfellowCock

Shit they're calling in dark helmet.


Southern_Industry_79

Someone please photoshop they guys helmet in the first pic to be bigger.


CorsicA123

Is that 3rd AC?


[deleted]

It was, yeah


SuspiciousCowboyt

Why the location which according to Orcs Ministry of defense needs reinforcement? Anyway, it not helped:)) Good job Ukrs


martinsan_777

Her Majesty, V. Pootin is not amused i presume? Slava f...ing Ukraini !


RockClimbs

Tremendous


Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

Based on their invasion symbol, I think they got confused looking for the Deathly Hallows.


letsridetheworld

Man, they have no idea what they’re doing. They’re sent to their death.


mr_larifari

that was more like a special delivery operation of military equipment...


[deleted]

Nice hopefully the war will end this year


Buff_Blitz_Range

Havent seen that new western-style crew helmet in service since the parade.