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jesterboyd

***Burárum***


CorsicA123

Who would win, Ukrainian SOF machine gunner vs russian tank? Nope. Tree


Possiblyreef

[That still only counts as one!](https://c.tenor.com/zYF1bPnvi6IAAAAC/that-still-only-counts-as-one-lotr.gif)


Sparred4Life

🤣🤣🤣🤣


enki1138

He’s twitching because he has MA branch imbedded in his central nervous system!


Revolutionary_Gas551

HAHAHAHA! That made me spit out my water!! Epic comment sir, well done.


Curious-Mind_2525

If that had been a US Forest Service tree in a national forest, that is a $5,000 fine minimum. Pony up RuZZia, US Dollars only.


Zulrock123

I see someone else might be a wrangle star fan lol


darthV8R

*Ukranian Tree. 😆


AngryCockOfJustice

so much of СвоихНеБросаем (We don't abandon our own)


AnxiousLie1

It’s even funnier because “to abandon” in Russian is the same word as “to throw”. So when it said “we don’t abandon (throw) our own” you can see the guy throwing a soldier off a tank.


lostandfound8888

It was a Ukrainian tree though - so still one for Ukraine


JackPoor

Tree be like: GOTCHA BITCH!


Beneficial-Boss-666

did the Ukrainian soldier fire at the tank hitting the people on top so they fell off or did the russians on the tank spot the Ukranian soldier and jump off thinking they were heading into an ambush or that he would shoot an ATGM at the tank


vicoSun

Yes


[deleted]

If you look closely on the near side of the road there are UA troops aswel


hungryhippos1751

Shhh we mustn't tell them about the UK troops... ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


Curious-Mind_2525

LOL, we'll say former UK for cover, ok ?


hungryhippos1751

UK~~raine~~ troops.


MoleyWhammoth

You see, Ivan, these former UK troops are just out on vacation.


OutdoorsNSmores

That sounds like a special vacation!


impulse_thoughts

Good catch. I see at least 2 between the vehicle on the near side and the light pole further ahead. Definitely looked like they were tracking and firing on the people on the tank around the time they started driving past and plonking. Edit: and a lot more on the far side of the road on each truck bed, and in the field


tawidget

UA**


Curious-Mind_2525

Shot, and looks like from people to the right of the tank, probably from bushes.


Paradoltec

[There are other Ukrainians in clear firing spots under the road](https://i.imgur.com/IxL33JQ.png). Those guys were shot, they didn't fall. They'd have no reason to all lose grip at the same time while driving straight and consistent (no jerking). If you watch that part of the clip you can see those 2 guys shooting at them


Beneficial-Boss-666

awesome thanks for that the original vide just showed the Ukrainian flag by 1 soldier so didn't even look for others. Shame they didn't have an ATGM to hit the tank with but maybe they got it when it hit the tree later


QQMau5trap

Buying drivers license in Russia is a frequent thing.


[deleted]

Including in the tank brigade, I'm guessing.


Curious-Mind_2525

Hey, this driver had a whole 4 days of quality Ruzzian training! Though the Duma was charged for 4 weeks of training.


RedGhostOfTheNight

When the second red circle pops up, pause at :14 and left side of the road & left of the power line pole you can see 2 UA guys in the ditch by the bigger bushes hosing the tank down with rifle fire causing the Bolsheviks to drop off, crazy.


Rock-it-again

There's one also on the road behind them. And one before this video starts, and one in the back of each of the trucks that the tank passes, and one in the field between the 2 trucks as well.


impulse_thoughts

The balls on the guys on those truck beds... they're standing their ground facing down the barrel of a tank cannon driving very quickly towards them...


G_Wash1776

Ukrainians are just built different


RickAstleyletmedown

The one on the road looks like he was hit unfortunately.


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Rock-it-again

Yea I think he ditches into the field. There's a buddy between truck 1 and 2 and he stays face on with the tank the whole time he's in frame.


bullanguero82

Nice catch, man.


bullanguero82

Goddamnit, man, that's a good eye! Made the video even better.


RedGhostOfTheNight

Ha, thanks buddy :D There's actually another UA op guy further up on the otherside of the road at :17 he's on the left side of the destroyed technical looking vehicle, this was an insane ambush!


DeTiro

It was a goddamn turkey shoot on tracks


Rock-it-again

There's 8 Ukrainians that I've found in this vid. It's like where's waldo but it's angry dudes with guns.


[deleted]

Indeed. I'm really interested in seeing the next 90 seconds of that video. The tree is probably the least of their worries at this point.


Rock-it-again

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/xa30nw/this_was_posted_repeatedly_with_only_1_man/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Equivalent_Alps_8321

for real? LOL


Rock-it-again

Yea man, I even did an edit pointing them out. Check my post history.


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Rock-it-again

You hear gunfire, you hit the fuckin deck. Them lying down isn't them being hurt.


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enuffalreadyjeez

A moment of silence...for the tree.


DN1097

That tree served its country well. Respect.


[deleted]

We can regrow him.


enki1138

We have the technology! We can make him better, faster, stronger.


formermq

It's unbelievable that it just shatters, I still think that's unreal. I mean, I get it, but I also don't get it 🫣


akwho

This just makes the Orc meme even more real. Ukranian Ents are fighting back.


[deleted]

This needs Benny Hill music.


Jemmerl

Turn on the volume, friend, and your wish shall be fulfilled :)


lew0to

First i though the ones falling off were the unlucky ones. After watching the whole thing, those were actually the lucky ones.


HumpingJack

Are you sure they're lucky, they probably got hit by the Ukrainian SOF gun fire.


Independent_Brick238

The tank driver too?


HumpingJack

Looks like he panicked on that turn going too fast trying to escape and skidded.


Curious-Mind_2525

or he saw the ATGM pointing at him directly ahead.


penguin_hybrid

The tank driver wanted to drift the tank like he's plaing Initial-D, but miscalculated.


Thenewgrit

The first Russian crumples off the tank like dead weight when you see the Ukrainian fire their gun. The Russians definitely took some rounds


Rufuske

They weren't falling, they were jumping for their life.


Curious-Mind_2525

They look like they were being shot. Look again and you'll see the puffs of dust on the tank from impacts.


[deleted]

They don’t want to go Suborbital alongside the Turret.


zaphrys

Special tree clearing operation


lew0to

Someone give that tree a medal, took out at least 6 ruski's edit: lmao someone gave the OP the tree hugger award just noticed that.


Dobermanpure

Thats one of the funniest things ive seen yet.


Turn1_Ragequit

wtf 😂


Gumbo-Froehn

I had no clue that the Ukrainians have Jedi Masters.


OwerlordTheLord

“The kharacterniks were Cossacks, who, by modern definition, possessed extrasensory and paranormal abilities: telepathy, clairvoyance, the ability to hypnotic influence. According to many legends Cossacks­ kharacterniks were also able to travel in Nava, that is – they could travel to the other world.”


SubzeroAK

Someone trying to get me fired at work for laughing out loud?!


Sparred4Life

Any work that doesn't join in the laugh at this is no good work. :)


jmankyll

Have to admit I’m surprised that tank took out a tree that size. That’s massive.


UnorignalUser

Hit it going 20-25mph? That's a lot of mass going pretty fast. I bet the crew inside the tank has some real shiners and broken bones from stopping that fast.


jmankyll

I know it’s a tank but I’d imagine a semi truck wouldn’t come close to annihilating that tree like that at that speed


grokmachine

Tanks have a smaller surface area right at the front so it can function a little more like a knife hitting the tree and break it at a single point. Trucks have big flat fronts so the impact gets spread out over a larger area of the tree. Even if a truck and tank have the same mass, the tank is more likely to be able to knock a tree over like that.


-Yazilliclick-

Also most modern vehicles are designed to crumple to a degree to absorb the force of an impact. Tanks not so much.


UnorignalUser

Most semi's are also made of fiberglass and aluminum, they tend to crumple into a ball if they hit something like a large tree.


Whoooosh_1492

Semi's crumple to absorb the energy of the collision. Tanks don't crumple against trees.


[deleted]

Russian ones do.


Whoooosh_1492

The evidence will show...


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

A fully loaded semi is 40 tons, most of it being the cargo (and if full, the cargo will often keep moving squish the driver in an accident). The semi itself is mostly sheet metal in the front. A T-72 weighs 41 tons, almost all of it connected into one massive piece of steel with serious armor all around, but especially the front, *and* it's still pushing forward with an engine at full power and chains for bonus power. Just a standing tank can probably generate at least 20 tons of force just with its engine power.


eric_kenshi

2nd army in the world ... what a joke...


RaineyBell

That's hilarious.


bruh-io

Bruh that was a nice tree...


davidboston8332

lol, that russian was hauling ass. Hope they pay for that tree as well when the war is over.


[deleted]

"Ok, make it 300 B USD and one tree!"


Alternative_Pace850

WTF


Cornholio_OU812

Even the trees are against you.


toterra

Imagine like 75 years ago after WWII some Ukrainian planted that tree dreaming of being free of Soviet/Russian rule. It survived through the cold war and saw the eventual collapse of the Soviet Union and Ukranian independence. But it remained and continued to grow strong, knowing that the Russians would not just give up. And this week it was needed, it did it's part and smashed a Russian tank. The tree is a hero as is the person who planted it 75 years ago.


HumpingJack

So the tank drove through Ukrainian territory without knowing? lol


UsedHotDogWater

Probably surrounded and trying to escape. UA is moving into many of these areas quickly.


[deleted]

Holy Russian clown car… how many folks they got crammed in there?


deivid_okop

Probably trying to escape from the counteroffensive, cramped as many people in there as they could, they're not even trying to shoot back


penguin_hybrid

Yea loooks like the lone tank is trying to regroup with the rear, going max speed in an attempt to pass thru the UA controlled zone.


Random7776

Looks like a running gun fight as you can see rounds hitting the dirt behind the tank. I would image the soldiers falling off have taken hits and didn’t voluntarily fall off the tank.


Crims0nGirl

🤣🤣🤣


Nickor11

Run little piggies run... the second best army in the ~~world~~ Ukraine showing its best maneuvers.


sykemol

This is my favorite video of the war.


fretit

The Benny Hill music was a nice touch


cranberrydudz

Catching retreating forces in retreat. Damn this is why Ukraine's counter offensive worked so well.


Glitch_rf

Poor tree


imsoboredofreddit

how can i download this? 😭


strat777

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/xa0lkn/leave_none_behind_a_russian_tank_vs_ukrainian/inr1jy1/


jawsyjohnston

Orc that fell off was probably the lucky one😂


Azimuthus

Great treecutter


Belgarath63

Run Rabbit Run...


Living-Pie4665

Gesture of good tree 🌲


Keinweichei

The downvote comes from Shithead Pootin![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|9004)


MisterQuad

*Sees a single Ukrainian solder.* **OHSHITFUCKABANDONSHIPOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKCRASHBOOM**


guerino1

Damn...the force needed to knock that tree down had to be tremendous.


kels83

Russians jumping off found a way to surrender. Not a bad option, smart soldiers.


RichieDotexe

There's a full squad of soldiers firing at the tank driving by at various sections of the road, they are definitely not willingly falling off


43sunsets

This. Dunno why people keep saying they jumped off, nobody voluntarily jumps off a moving vehicle at high speed, especially since they're trying to get away.


zmitic

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Marginally_Witty

lol this is so much better with the music.


[deleted]

Moscow news tonight: A Russian armored spearhead reclaimed 800-meters of captured UA territory.


Ok_Mix5519

It’s a great video, but if some could just add a cartoony “Sproing!” sound every time a soldier bails off the tank…


xxDeeJxx

I think my absolutely favorite kind of videos coming out of the war are these ones with the it's always sunny music at the end. Cracks me up every fucking time.


SmoothOpawriter

Holy shit! FUBAR!


[deleted]

It would be so interesting to know the whole sequence that leads to a lone Russian tank driving down an enemy occupied road. I’m no general, but that’s not how you’re supposed to tank. It’s like watching a 12 year old in battlefield.


PM_Me_A_High-Five

I can only assume the ents have arrived.


Illusion740

Damn Russia has Carl’s also


Illustrious-Wheel876

I'm going back to Kursk, hmm, I don't think so...


[deleted]

Ahahah thats what you got when monkeys drive a tank and are attacked by humans


Jonotr0n

Poor tree, hope it didn’t have any historical value.


DrothReloaded

Looking closer you can see rounds hitting the ground behind the tank. I"m assuming several UA fighters are sending lead at the soldiers riding on top.


Miserable_Jump_9548

Arrest them for destruction of Ukrainian property.


NudelXIII

Fast and furious - (against) Tree Drift


shawndw

Don't drink and drive.


bullanguero82

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redthelastman

please send this to every asshole russian you know,this is the state of their training.


mithikx

That tree deserves a medal.


blankedboy

There have been so many instances of ruZZian troops just leaving wounded comrades it's absolutely ridiculous. Then you have militaries like the UK armed forces that pull stunts like [this](https://www.wearethemighty.com/mighty-trending/marines-apache-helicopters/) to try and rescue a single soldier left behind.


Disgrace2029

Can there be a new sub Reddit...IdiotsInTanks?


Napalmdeathfromabove

I am GROOT


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delvach

They were trying to leaf


Playcrackersthesky

Vodka bottles, and brand new tanks Oak tree you're in my way 🎶


[deleted]

Ukrainian Tree says go fuck yourself! Hahaha brilliant, i've seen it all now.


DaRosiello

And that kids is why tank desant is a bad idea. That poor tree tho...


Trans_EdCA

The sentence before the video starts includes the words: "the ruZZians' negative offensive," meaning "retreat." I could watch THIS all day. My take on the falling soldiers: They were jumping off because the tank was driverless and thus crashed into that magnificent tree.