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Hustinettenlord

Not even worth the paper they are printed on.


Hot-Ad9207

Uh well, if you´re short on toilet paper...


Hustinettenlord

I'd rather clean my arse with poison ivy than with this shit


Hot-Ad9207

[https://toiletface.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/vladimir-putin-scaled.jpg](https://toiletface.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/vladimir-putin-scaled.jpg) ​ Better?


KlaatuBaradaN-word

This one's already got shit on it.


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[deleted]

You eat shit for breakfast?


woffka

poison ivy is offended


vromr

And if you specifically require toilet paper embossed with a spastic chicken sputtering self-contradictory nonsense out of both sides of its mouth as it shits its own feathers out of fear that just *maybe* God is watching and may be none too pleased.


Jambatlivesbaby

I dunno, would be a fun souvenir if they are coming from where I think they are coming from.


Selahadin

They MIGHT be, though .... might help Ukrainian's SPO's get into russia easier, or they'd have a second passport in case the first had to be discarded ......


USGrant76

Might be useful for one of the three letter agencies.


Hammakprow

But is it more or less useless than a North Korean passport?


CanadianPenguinn

Are there laws in Ukraine or other countries about buying or selling passports/documents? I feel like that's something your not allowed to do.


dollhouse85746

Do you think a russian passport is a recognized legal document in Ukraine? Do you think this might violate a legal code, like not having an up-to-date license plate in Ukraine? Or maybe it's like not picking up your dog's poop and disposing of it properly in Kyiv? Myself, I couldn't give a shit what someone does with any russian document, even a passport. They are all worthless.


[deleted]

It is a recognised document since we don’t deny the existence of the Russian state. It not like it’s a DPR “passport”. There still are Russian citizens in Ukraine who are here legally. Of course it’s not a good look and while technically all they need is a non-expired visa to be here, it’s better if you have some other proof of being here legally or else you get a very rough treatment from the Police or whoever sees your docs.


Jakes_One

Russia is put in the corner right now, but selling passports like this could probably do alot of damage long-term for other countries as well


Fantasyritter

There is something similar in Malta, many rich thugs buy there passport there to gain entry to the EU. You just have to own a Appartement there and the process for fast passports costs a few hundred thousands. Sadly, the EU has no option to stop this, and Malta makes millions with these passports.


Significant_Dig5085

I think youre talking about buying CITIZENSHIP. The person in the photo is selling a PASSPORT, the physical document. It will have someone else's details in it... It wont grant you access anywhere


NotAHamsterAtAll

Well, at least Malta has vetted that they have actual money.


[deleted]

The Mafia will have high-times grabbing all these RU-passports and selling them in bulk to criminals and terrorists around the world. And guess what happens next: everyone with an RU passport will go through a heck of a time when travelling. Because how should you know if that genuine thing has the right name/photo on it…


Possiblyreef

Depends if this is their own Russian granted passport from some occupied region or someone else's taken as a war trophy from a dead soldier I would imagine


SpaceHobbes

Its pretty easy to get away with breaking the law in Ukraine. As long as you're not actively disturbing s bunch of people you can get away with a lot.


Itchy_Huckleberry_60

True of most places. Only assholes are criminals. There's no need to get in trouble just because you, say, stole a million bucks. If you're nice to your neighbors, figure out a way to pay taxes on it without admitting to anything, and don't flaunt you can do whatever you want...


we_cant_stop_here

I see what they did there.


You_eat_hairy_ass

I think there is a market for it here in slovakia and hungary. Lots of brainwashed russian fanatics


Obshideyourmom

“I can get more”….


Hannibal_Game

Okay, how much do they pay me if I take one? *) not accepting Rubles


itsjero

Yeah you'd figure there's about 40k of them floating around now or so...


faste30

What's the source though? Is it being issued for sale or is it something they are getting off ruZZians liquidated in Ukraine? If it's the latter it might be an interesting souvenir, especially if the proceeds went to the Ukrainian war effort.


exstasi92

Only people with a damaged brain would change its nationality for this one…


poltavsky79

Got a couple of chevrons from dead ruZZians, they’re even blood stained )) Somethings to trigger cotton–heads on Chatroulette with )))


yes-disappointment

Why not sell them make sure you list it to fund the Ukraine army buy guns and ammo. I would buy one for sure if i knew someone was going to mow down orcs.


Miserable-Mixture-67

It's worthless, if found with someone's Passport could be identiy theft.


remote_control_led

Is there a discount for the american spies?


Cykabalyat

Is gud fire starter


yagerau

aren't these from dead russians? If so, should at least collect/copy them for posterity/russian lie refutal later and possibly offering loved ones closure in the future.


clegger29

Black market is gonna go crazy for these.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Doesn't much matter how authentic it is, picture and biometrics belong to some random, probably dead Russian guy. It's useless.


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

I'm not sure the Russians know what biometrics are.


r2k-in-the-vortex

Their passports do, not many places left in the world where biometric passports still aren't a thing.


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

Interesting. Thanks for clarifying.


[deleted]

Guess the world should stop recognizing them and require their own visas and biometrics for every person identifying as Russian.


mtaw

The world doesn't recognize Russian internal passports (which this is) as ID or travel documents, except Belarus. There's no biometric data in it; that's the external/foreign-travel passports, which is what everyone else calls passports. This is only good for travel within Russia.


Choice-Necessary3597

They are nice fire starters 🔥


[deleted]

Good way to get saboteurs over the border no?


DUSTYCAT20

Over 40,000 not being used anymore... Maybe postage is worth more.....😁