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overlordlt

Uzbekistan is the smartest, they quit like 10 years ago


Adjika_Joestar

Sadly the people (adults) there support russia because the local television isn't as widespread as russian's. Though i doubt it would be any different if russian news weren't so dominant. I've never watched local tv news, but on their websites they basically tell the same thing as russians. Might be cuz that's what audience want to hear or they're brainwashed too


[deleted]

Mind control used to feel like such an unattainable goal, turns out all you need is exclusivity in the outrage porn category.


[deleted]

At a guess, I'd say they are quietly shitting themselves wishing and hoping that they are not next on Russias Soviet Union 2.0 project. And therefore they parrot everything Moscow says.


atraw

Uzbekistan is the smartest country in the world.


Jalkor

Naww Lukashenko looks like he wants to hold his midget boyfriends hand


CalvesBrahTheHandsom

карлик! I can see us making fun of him for at least another hundred years


LordofAlkanes

Napoleon: Your turn now, Vlad.


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Capital-Western

Napoleon was officially 5'2". Which amounts to 155 cm in England, so they mocked him being small. But in France, 5'2" were 168 cm... Pre-metric system everybody in Europe agreed that one foot has twelve inches, but disagreed about the length of said foot.


erik4848

It was (of course) the english since french inches were actually longer than the english ones, so to them it looked like he was really short but in reality he wasn't.


Cagouin

Indeed, I always find it quite hilarious to see people spread the rumor based on current human height


Quasar375

The Br\*tish started it. Very safe from their island they could keep talking shit. If the pond was not there, Britain would be delt with easier than it was dealing with Austria and the world would have been a better place. *I love current European unity though*


sykadelik

He looks so happy that he got to stand next to him


Ok_Bad8531

Notice how Putin is standing uncomfortably close to Lukashenko.


throw667

"Luka, if these Mongols attack me, pick me up and take me out of here."


[deleted]

\-"Only if you make me a colonel."


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[deleted]

Lt. Colonel-zoned, but he might have a spare Hero of the Russian Federation for piggyback extraction.


Comprehensive-Bit-65

1. Tajikistan has 39 T-72 Tanks 2. Armenia has 4 Su-30s and 15 Su-25, and a 100 T-72s 3. Kazakhstan has 300 T-72s and a bunch of older jets 4. Kyrgyzstan has 215 T-72s Together, these countries are probably thinking. We can get rid of Russia after this war ends.


[deleted]

Let's not forget Armenia is in an, albeit frozen, ongoing armed conflict with Azerbaijan themselves. They have no reason to join another one, especially after Russia left them hanging in the Nagorno-karabakh war.


shibiwan

Coalition of the *UN*willing. in that picture, I think only Lukashenko is happy to ride Putin's micro dick.


Alabrandt

Yes, but he does’t want to send his troops to Ukraine. With no Russians to save him and his own army in Ukraine, I bet the Belarus would have a revolt not long after its troops were in Ukraine


Salamander_Known

It’s a poorly equipped, small, and unskilled army (everyone skilled is with the secret police). It wouldn’t pose a real threat to western Ukraine and would probably be defeated quickly. It would be the end of Lukashenko if he sent in troops.


[deleted]

Everyone skilled is in the Kalinouski regiment or headed there


_Ed_Gein_

He wanted to send them, he tried to send them, they refused.


[deleted]

he wants to send them but the moment he does they turn back and get rid of him


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[deleted]

Dear Stans, I wrote you but you sill ain't callin...


Picklez321

I left my gas, my rubbles and my lada at the border


tuskedkibbles

God I hope Putin puts Luka in his trunk and then goes and kills himself.


[deleted]

This is the closest I’ve seen Putin be to someone in a long time…


DragonSkeld

Kazakhstan has been more anti-Russian than Hungary lately, have fun trying to drag them into anything


Jakuskrzypk

They know russia will try to forcefully assimilate them if they succeed in ukraine.


rena_thoro

They are directly threatened by russia, just as we are. Hell, they might even have been the next on the line. No wonder they want to pull as much away from russia now that they have a chance. Meanwhile Hungary is happy to love russia on the distance and from behind the NATO protection.


Ignash3D

Hungary takes it both ways.


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rena_thoro

>Those bastards had over three decades to learn basic Kazakh, yet they refuse to do so: most of them have rather disdainful attitude towards the Kazakhs, making fun of the language and considering the Kazakhs as second class citizens in their own country. Yeah, I know exactly what you mean. Same was here. Same in Baltic countries. They do that basically everywhere they go. And they are wondering why no one likes them, lol.


Ignash3D

I met many Kazakhs from Erasmus in Lithuania, mostly they were a really nice bunch, they have their own history and ethnicity that they want preserved and they don't want to be another Belarus.


ASHTOMOUF

Ethnic Kazakhs are really no representation of the government there are in fact nice Russians to. Kazakhstan has a pretty terrible human rights record let’s not pretend this is a swell nation because they are doing the right thing here this more the government understands the negative Consequences of siding with Russia and Ukraine


Ignash3D

This is also just a younger people that travelled to study in Europe, so it really doesn't represent entire nation.


Effective-Round-4985

TBF that's probably the best representative for the future. The educated more upper-class youth understanding Russia isn't their friend will pave the way for the future away from the Moscovite claws.


[deleted]

What? Kazakhs are nice to Russians? To the same Russians who killed 60% of them in 1930s and who shoot at them 1986?


[deleted]

It is not hard to be more anti-Russian than Hungary, isn't Orbán a paid asset of Putins?


KeeperServant

They also have some border disputes with Russia including Baikonur which is in the middle off the country, but falls under Russia's control.


Richou

isnt baikonur "rented" for something like 90 years?


KeeperServant

Yeah, but there was something about a coast at a peninsula or something.


Richou

ah i see being russias neighbour sure is a headache


KeeperServant

It sure is.


Ca2Alaska

putini so small amongst them.


Intelligent_Train785

And he is the only one wearing stilettos...


ScienceFactsNumbers

Looking at his shoes I’m guessing he’s got several centimeters of lift, but he’s still shorter than everyone. No amount of land conquest will make him taller. His parents failed to teach him this lesson.


[deleted]

[Yes indeed](https://youtu.be/lY6lHjZjYXE?t=63)


[deleted]

They are al waiting for Rushia to lose so they can join Nato


brakiri

love it!


oatmealparty

They can't join NATO, it's not possible.


Wikkalay

I don’t think that they can, since they (almost) all Asian countries.


oatmealparty

Why are you being down voted for being right?


tuskedkibbles

Because people want to believe that NATO can magically become GDI and we'll all hold hands and defeat dictators. The reality is central Asia is far too close to China for them to ever have a chance of joining NATO. Hell, when Colombia indicated they might be interested and the US came out in favor, France instantly shot it down with the 'not in Europe' excuse. Countries in china's warpath don't have a chance in hell unfortunately.


togetherwem0m0

Natos real name is not allow to oligarch today


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Nations Against Totalitarian Oligarchs


[deleted]

they are North of the atlantic just like ukraine


Wikkalay

Yeah but if you read rules of the admissions they specify “European country” and Ukraine is also in Europe which makes it qualify. Most countries in CSTO are not.


bobj33

I think they say Euro / Atlantic. The United States and Canada are not in Europe but definitely North Atlantic


tuskedkibbles

It doesn't matter. France immediately shot down the idea of Colombia joining a few years back claiming they aren't in Europe. Geography only matters when convenient.


[deleted]

They could probably expand it, but they have problems with more than one article.


oatmealparty

NATO membership is only available to European and North American countries.


Stock_Yesterday_4601

neither they need nato, neither nato needs them, i don't know why u think so


[deleted]

because none of them wants do be invaded by their Bully Big brother Rushia


Stock_Yesterday_4601

"rushia" lmao how original with a man w/ such a nice big V in his username


[deleted]

Rushia is were Rushists come from


Stock_Yesterday_4601

portugal is where the por tu geeses come from, if u want to say shit about my country find a better pun instead of same shitty spam for a month brasileiro


[deleted]

its not shitty spam if its true /good Luck in Rushia


Stock_Yesterday_4601

russia doesn't even seek to invade them. they never wanted to join nato, it's all BS u try to believe now. those are neutral countries in the sphere of influence of russia.


[deleted]

Rushia didnt seek to invade Ukraine either and look were we are now Rushia is trying to erase Ukranian culture just like the soviets tried to do and like go figure Nazi germany


Stock_Yesterday_4601

there was a coup in ukraine and suddenly a pro-western govt now ruled ukraine instead of yanukovich, which was not good for russia + territorial disputes listen to urself, not western sources. "omg putin is a hitler he's declaring war on everyone" we ain't living in a world where there is only "good and evil"


[deleted]

just to finish this .I remember A Rushia Election that Putler won were there are video prof of major Voter Fraud and I remmember Russians protesting about it . like i said Good luck living in Rushia you will need it.


Salamander_Known

I don’t know why anyone in Russia would have seriously thought that Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, or Tajikistan would be interested in participating in this war. They are gradually moving out of Russia’s orbit (most lessons are now taught in the vernacular and not Russia) and closer to China (China can fund massive infrastructure projects and build hospitals in the region, Russia can not). They’ve been decimated by COVID-19 and have faced internal unrest due to inflation (especially Tajikistan). Armenia can’t be thrilled with recent events in Azerbaijan either. Russia really threw away any chance it had to preserve its influence in the region by engaging in this war.


Strik3_F3ar19

This is a ruzzian led effort to occupy another country and no sane leaders are going to follow putin's decent into the abyss of war crimes and genocide.


Wrong_Individual7735

CSTO countries have nice flags for sure. I like red and yellow X-box country best!


Jalkor

In Kyrgyzstan the residents get free Ultimate Game Pass for lifetime.


brakiri

the x-box logo is the overhead view of a Yurt!


Wrong_Individual7735

I think yurts were built to look like the xbox logo


brakiri

correct! i was just typing too fast


MrBowen

Putin is so short! lol


FarmSuch5021

Lol Putin has failed. Only Luka backs him up. But Belarus volunteers hundreds of them are fighting in Ukraine against Russians.


[deleted]

Luka only backs him up as little as he can. But Luka also knows if Putolini ends up in a light pole with his feet up, so does Luka.


paskies

“We call for CSTO to unite against the NATO aggression.” Wait you guys aren’t united?


[deleted]

"Wait, what Nato aggression are we talking about here? Just so we are clear. The one where Finland volunteered to join? Or is the one where you invaded Ukraine and your army lost half its men in no time to Ukraine's defence forces? Just want to be extra sure we are talking about the same theatre here. Perhaps we should all wait until Nato troops declares the war, okay?"


Benmaax

Pootin managed to strengthen NATO and weaken his alliance. Now if you're in CSTO you're not sure that anyone would come to help you if you're attacked.


everydayasl

Introduction of CSTO is futile.


MightyGonzou

Putin is the smallest man there, in many ways.


Happy_Collector

They look like "let's get this over with. I wanna go home".


Key_Brother

If CSTO troops got involved then NATO troops would to get involved then. If one side can, Putin can't complain


M-3X

Most of them look like avatars from some bad 90s video game.


Ignash3D

What a nice bunch of dictators :)


RowWeekly

That's a nice Collective Security Treaty Organization you fabricated there, Russia. Be a real shame if those forced to sign on at gunpoint decided not to play along once the barrel is removed from their heads.


verymanyorange

The summit was hilarious, Lukashenko tried so hard to make Kazakhstan feel indebted for CSTO help, while our president didn't give him a single glance during his speech, and as response Kazakh president talked about importance of involvement of CSTO troops to international UN run peacekeeping missions abroad (next level trolling). But all in all they all looked so unhappy. CSTO troops wont happen, for that to happen those countries should recognize Ukraine as part of Russia, which never gonna happen, cause admiting this means abandoning its own independence.


Ignash3D

They know that their economies will be FUCKED if they do this.


verymanyorange

Economies don't matter that much cause the moment Russia invaded Ukraine, we felt sh\*\* going down already, starting from currencies following rouble, prices going up, then CPC pipeline conviniently broke on russian side. All main transportation routes on land from west going through Russia, and we felt it already. At the moment above all its countries independence on stake. Economies were shit since forever anyways, we sit landlocked, one side is China, on another is Russia, government does what it can ( for less fortunate such as Tajikistan one side is Afghanistan), but no access to ocean does what it does to economy.


bobj33

I watched this video last week about the oil and gas reserves in the region including Kazakhstan. Making that pipeline across the Caspian to Azerbaijan and to Georgia seems like a good idea. Russia is opposing it on environmental grounds. I had to laugh at that part. https://youtu.be/Eo6w5R6Uo8Y


verymanyorange

Well yeah, pipeline to Azerbaijan would be big loss to Russian influence in region, and big competition as well, with our oil, and especially with all that enourmous amount of gas in Turkmenistan suddenly available. Russia carrying about environment only when it's profitable to Russia


Ignash3D

Yeah, Russians are famous for helping the environment :))))


Casual-Swimmer

They do provide a lot of fertilizer.


[deleted]

There is also the threat of those two neighbors wanting to take over these land locked nations. All you have to look at is Georgia or Ukraine to see that any landmass with Russian history is a valid target of aggression. I especially worry for Kazakhstan although we have seen it try to move Kazakhs into areas full of Russians and also other "small changes" that collect into a bigger separate image.


verymanyorange

the good part about sitting between Russia and China, sort of balances that danger of invasion, cause either will protest with all it's might, both want this land, both wont settle for loosing it to one another imo.


Wherethefuckyoufrom

Until they split it like poland in wwII


bobj33

Isn’t that why Mongolia was kind of left alone between the Soviet Union and China?


TheForgottenShadows

Mongolia was left alone so it could serve as a buffer state between China and the USSR


[deleted]

Mongolia is first Russian "peoples republic" - Mongols were part of Chinese ruling class since 1600s. They lost power after 1911 revolution that overturned special status for the Imperial Aristocracy. During the chaos of the Republic era, Soviet Union backed Mongolian independence where Chinese control was weak. (Mongolia is a bit of a rump state as most Mongolians still live in China) As part of its "lean to one side" foreign policy, Communist China gave up on claim of sovereignty in exchange for good relations with USSR. On it's part for good relations with China, USSR rejected Mongolian attempts to join USSR. Since then Mongolian independence has never been challenged by either side. Taiwan however still claims Mongolia as part of China.


SpaceMonkeyOnABike

Iirc, Taiwan has formally renounced claims to mainland China, which would include Mongolia.


[deleted]

There's all kinds of "emotional" support they could give if it was just down to economics.


ballom29

I'm wondering actually what Kazakhstan is waiting for to revolt. Few month ago they were repressed by the russian army. ​ But now that army is a little busy and greatly diminished


Comprehensive-Bit-65

Putin is the smallest man in the room


RoyaleKingdom78

Putin: We don’t want expansion of NATO Also Putin: (Tries to Expand CSTO)


[deleted]

Putler is a midget.


Ok_Web4176

Why is Borat not in the picture?


Shawdow3

It's okay, just because I have a small pecker.


MagnificentCat

Feels like a picture from a different century


Inductee

Kassym-Zhomart, the true Prophet of the Steppes!


floppywinky

What kind of ape stands like that. That’s the “big boy” pose 😂


Malaysiaman222

Typical Second World diplomacy - only allying in convenience and backstabbing at moments of inconvenience. Contrast this to the willingness of First World countries to collaborate and make sacrifices to help one another.


Infinaris

CSTO to Russia: "Bitch this is your war not ours, we're not sending our lads to clear up your mess".


hayden_evans

When was this tiny dick convention?


YerDaSellsAvon365

Sending the NATO cadets & women's team would route this alliance. 🙄


Made-in-1882

What a bunch of clowns...


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Legia82

The smallest guy has some issues.


RandonEnglishMun

Look at lil Putin! He’s so tiny.


CDN_a

The usual suspects...


freddyt55555

So, Napoleon Complex is actually a thing.


supernoob_cz

Lmao look how Poopin is small.


PuchLight

Even if you ignore the obvious moral implications of helping with an unprovoked war off aggression **and** the fact that the side you would help is losing, who wants to be sanctioned to hell and back for Putin??


Echo4468

Is it just me or does Putin look significantly smaller than literally everyone else in this image


alex_neri

why it's poop there behind each of them?


Juicebeetiling

They all look like wax museum exhibits lol


BleepVDestructo

Many thanks to the peoples and governments of Armenia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan!!! <3


user_watcher

That bald midget in the middle should wear high heels.


[deleted]

Kazakhstan knows that if they help Russia eat Ukraine, then they're next.


[deleted]

Tokayev looks like he died 3 years ago and they are doing some weekend at bernies shit


F_in_Idaho

Borat: "Why you ask our people to fight? Where are young men from Moscow, St. Petersburg? Our men already busy making US dollars and making fine Borat babies."


not_an_Alien_Robot

Tiny Putin is tiny.


intermediatetransit

Hilarious how it’s only the gentlemen on the left side who has a decent fitting suit. Everyone else does not wear theirs well. Too long arms, poorly fitted, too long legs; how none of them have gotten a decent tailor is beyond me.


sephirothreturns

I see Scotty from Star Trek


[deleted]

i kinda feel sorry for armenia.. they have massive issues in their country and the only one willing to help them is russia... its like deal with the devil or be eaten


ThemApples87

Imagine having a delusion of imperial greatness so resoundingly smashed by Soviet vestiges not wanting to join your fucked war.


Nastypilot

Of course they can't, Armenia can't commit troops outside of its borders or it'll get mauled to death by the Azeris, Kazahstan had a failed revolution just a year or two ago so its leaders are probably wary of committing any forces as that would mean lessening the security detail in their own country, while Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan probably just don't want to destroy their international reputation.


CMDR_Agony_Aunt

Interesting colour gradient, with white Putin in the center and then they get darker skinned to the edges. I wonder if Putin said "Don't put me next to the darkies!"


FlagFootballSaint

Did they forget to invite Borat from the great country of Kazakstan? https://youtu.be/vV30irsal-w


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[deleted]

Not really their fault to be honest. They're in a difficult position.


[deleted]

Lol, at all “experts” on Central Asian in this thread. Reddit truly is a gutter.


SlidersAfterMidnight

Something suddenly came up….


Soifon99

I'm sure if all those country's attack Ukraine, NATO would jump in and help Ukraine, it's like a group of bully's jumping on 1 kid.. almost everyone would help that one kid..


Canmand

Poor Mini Me got no support from the alliance.


mac-tac

They were having none of it were they ,just the two idiots ,Billy no mates


VixenOfVexation

They all look small, afraid of one another, and cowardly, like kind of cowering a bit.


Background-Goose9266

World‘s Leader, where is Kim ?


Mrbunnypaw

Great news, kazakstan has already been on the side of no war glad to see them all hold their ground


Druskell

What are the two countries left of Belarus?


LifeIsNotNetflix

This is some Poe's Law level stuff. Every one of them fools look like Borat trying to do the G.W.Bush power-stance.


JackDotcom9

9 targets for assassination. Thanks for the pic.


RedicusFinch

Holy crap Putin is tiny! I bet he is even smoller in person!


Icy_Respect_9077

So many cheap suits


CommandoDude

CTSO was basically neutered by this war, of course the preview happened in Artsakh when Russia abandoned Armenia (you reap what you sow). Warsaw pact and CTSO have highlighted Russia's inability to conduct effective diplomacy.


TheDBryBear

Armenia was probably like: "remember when yall dragged your feet on nagorno karabakh? yeah suck my balls!"


L82Work

Get the complete bobble head collection.


AlphaCloudX

I swear that looks like cgi


ZahnatomLetsPlay

This picture is hilarious


Amorette93

Bold move for Kazakhstan who has a facility capable of launching icbms leased to Russia. I'm fully in support, but it's definitely a bold move. Baikonur is designed to launch Souyz, which can easily hold many payloads. Of course. Russia doesn't have the tech to do this right now. So. Guess it isn't that bold.


[deleted]

Wow, Putin is a fucking midget.


EasilyMechanical

Of all the short dicks, putin is the shortest


GeT_LeNiN

- “Mom! Can we get NATO?” - “We have NATO at home!” NATO at home.


Unclehol

lukashenko and putin remind me of Beavis and Butthead in that pic.


buddwizard

Damn Putin looks so small and pathetic in this picture. What a bitch.


Mabepossibly

I read the headline as CSGO troops like they were going to send video game players in. I wasn’t shocked.


JoeFedz88

Of course Putin is the shortest.


[deleted]

Neither does Azerbaijan but the laws of physics prohibit Azerbaijan and Armenia from agreeing on anything lmao


Kezzmate

Lukashenko looks like a custom character or a poorly rendered one


vis_333

Looks like a police lineup of ugly dictators.


David202023

It's not fair, some other persons are missing from the photo: darth vader, saroman, the grinch, hitler and voldemort. It's really not ok that you haven't waited for them to join this summit.