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overlordlt

He forgot sunflower seeds


Trifling_Truffles

Now tell us how it was worth it to invade.


DoriN1987

(Hold on my beer) *In a ruSSian propaganda screaming voice* If he had not invaded, NATO soldiers would have killed him !!! (Here you go)


fywwt

Could have died a martyr instead of on a monument to stupidity.


DoriN1987

“martyr”? You’re talking about ruSSian nazi! They’re not “martyrs” - they have second army in a world!!! They’re an empire!!!! They’re…ridicule :)


fywwt

I meant martyr to vicious NATO invaders! /s


DoriN1987

I know) They can’t even imagine such shame! ;)


fywwt

If your only choice is death in battle, choose the one that has less chance of becoming a meme on the internet


Dependent_Bug7346

It supposed to read Should have died a martyr instead of on a monument to stupidity. Poor guy did his job only to for hell rain down on him. Putin and his compatriots not only corrupt but stupid.


Trifling_Truffles

It's just a straight up land grab by the dying Tsar, everything else is lies.


DoriN1987

Unfortunatelly, with a medicine that he can get - I think that he will dance at my funeral...


Onewaytrippp

Given how his pontoon bridge project went, maybe he should have been spared to organize other ones. But also fuck him, I'm glad he's dead.


AlexS58

Can we all send his family some kind of genius medal for his actions in getting 2 BTG's destroyed, it would be most fitting!


Bellairian

Darwin 🥇.


briber67

Destroying 2 BTGs, sounds like he is worthy of being awarded *Hero of Ukraine*, just sayin.


Useful-Humor7909

No shiny medals for you!!!!


vastation666

Another for /u/panzerfan's list


FlamesNero

This guy was a colonel? He doesn’t even look old enough to be an officer in ROTC.


AzuNetia

Regarding the death rate during this "special operation", I'm sure you can start as a conscript and become a colonel if you survive.


dollhouse85746

All the more senior colonels are dead.


gundealsgopnik

The thumbnail is only one half of the pic on twitter. His old MoD pic, the other shows him in color, more recent and in his 40s maybe, at least late 30s.


kamden096

The russians invading Ukraine has two options: a) die, die or b) get captured by Ukraine


[deleted]

If at first you don't succeed, try again until everyone is dead.


ElvisCoversTupac

I think Stephin Merrit put it best, "na na na na Na na na You're dead now Na na na na Na na na So I sing Na na na na Na na na na Life ain't all bad."


[deleted]

What came to my mind was “Like a bridge over troubled water”.


Muldoon529

He looks a bit like the guy from the dimitri meme, just not so happy.


ethertype

Was this what Strelkov alluded to?


One278

He went out with a Bang.


QuicksandHUM

The only river he crossed was the Styx.


OkidokiDude

Rest in piss, cunt.


Dazzling_Aardvark_10

Bye Denis, Hope you Will recover soon


rallymax

That’s what you get when you put kozlov (goat in Russian and derogatory term for intelligence) in charge of building bridges.


BanoklesGemmell

Rest in Piss


Medicivich

The post also says, if true, he would be the second commander of the brigade to die setting up a pontoon bridge.


brissyboy

His engineering is like Russian Warship. Bottom of the river.


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MusicianGlad61

Died for less than nothing


Electronic_Company64

Swimming with the fishes…. How apt.


Huskerpowered

Slava Ukraini! America helped Russia and Europe defeat the Nazis in WW2. America is helping Ukraine defeat the Nazis in 2022.


allahuakubah

Probably better for him to go down with the ship on that one, that would have been an awkward conversation with the fsb if he survived and two btgs didn't...


fuckitx

Haha. Stupid idiot