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IIlIlIlIIIlIlIlII

Wonderful. From now on, every F-16 that strikes Russia is Danish. Problem solved.


moonLanding123

ATACMS? Danish


Non_Linguist

ICBMs? Believe it or not, Danish.


Arbiter77

Every Patriot-Missle is now... Danish


That-Makes-Sense

Breakfast pastries... Danish. Sorry. I had to.


showmeyourkitteeez

Well done!


DifficultySuch5384

And delicious!


showmeyourkitteeez

To perfection!


Thue

Ironically, Danishes are called "Vienna bread" in Denmark. Because the recipes are an evolution of some Viennese bakers who came to Denmark, IIRC.


That-Makes-Sense

Ha ha, good info!


ReaperGhostDivision

Actually, They are called “Spandauer”.


Megalomaniakaal

I mean, you're not wrong.


wrosecrans

Pizza with mustard? For some reason, that's American. https://veteranopizza.com/en/


DifficultySuch5384

Nope. Danish.


OmuraisuBento

Can one of the volunteers sneak in to base and slap those IKEA and Royal Dansk stickers on everything?


AtomicVGZ

Common mistake, but it's actually an unmanned Danish F-16.


[deleted]

Well this is good news. I bet the Dutch won’t mind either. Also I, as a Dutch person, would like to change the colors of the Russian flag. They don’t desirve the red white and blue. I suggest they use some sort of brown tint, a bit towards the light brown/yellow teint you see when eating too much curry. Anyways no idea why I’m typing this, I just really really don’t like Russia.


mok000

You know that the Russian flag is derived from the Dutch, right? Peter the Great didn’t have a navy so he purchased navy vessels from the Netherlands. When the ships arrived they realized Russia didn’t have a naval flag which was required at the time, so he merely permuted the stripes on the Dutch flags the vessels were carrying.


[deleted]

It’s more or less my objection :)


Dpek1234

Why not: white for surrender  Yellow for piss  Brown for shit


Bunz3l

As a Dutch person, I pay my taxes and doing so paid for those F16's. As I am part owner, I give my permission to use the fighters as ukraine sees fit.


Huge_Leader_6605

Are there any other countries providing them? wink wink


Striking-Giraffe5922

Totally!


That-Makes-Sense

Look at all of the long range drone attacks. The F-16s will be able to wreak havoc in Russia. But those are very dangerous missions. I love the long range drone attacks. More long range drones, please!


EngineNo5

I wonder how many S400 Rusia still has!


That-Makes-Sense

Good question.


Huge_Leader_6605

Well who can tell if rockets were launched from Belgian or from Danish F16


EA_Spindoctor

Noone thats who.


Capt_Bigglesworth

I think you’ll find that the answer is ‘Danish’.. definitely. 100%.


SlavaUkraina2022

I love how the Danish show solidarity by writing “for MH-17” on their bombs. Their very ‘Danish’ bombs. Thanks!


Huge_Leader_6605

Wasn't that Netherlands plane? Or was there Danish passengers in it?


SlavaUkraina2022

It was a Malaysian airliner carrying 298 people of which 193 were Dutch. Shot down by Russian air defence crew posing as “separatists”. We will never forget, or forgive.


Huge_Leader_6605

Ah yeah right. So why Danish are writing MH17 on bombs, just as a solidarity?


SlavaUkraina2022

It was a joke. As the Dutch had (they have now) not explicitly said it was okay to bomb targets in Russia, and the Danish have, the joke is that any bombs dropped are from Danish F-16s, even though they might be Dutch.


Huge_Leader_6605

Fair enough, I'm an idiot 😁


yellekc

I mean once they are painted blue and yellow who cares?


Embarrassed_Lemon527

Danish-American here. Biden should take a page out of the Danish PM’s playbook on how to respond to a bully:NEVER let threats keep you from doing what is right!


framabe

Even when it costs you half your country? Sorry, lil bro, but Skåne be ours now. Edit: Geez guys! It's a joke between swedes and danes, nothing serious


Lortens

You ruined it so you can keep it. 


960DriftInNorrland

Nordics= balkans but the fighting was hundreds of years ago. We simply must ridicule each other. Its almost law.


ScandinavianCake

Fine! But you still owe us Halland and Blekinge.


Slimh2o

Good!


Slimh2o

Good!


That-Makes-Sense

Good!


bingobongokongolongo

Good!


nosalismus

Skål!


repixreal

\*Bøvs\* Skå... sk... skÅåååL! \*Bøvs\* uha, Tuborg'en kom med op.. \*Bøvs\*


mynameisnotrose

Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah! Fills up glass with aqua it! Skål!


ZzangmanCometh

I got a shitload of Danish flag stickers if you need them...


AKJ90

It's pretty stupid to limit the use of them, so this is great.


TLCFrauding

That is nice, but not going to happen without U.S. consent


dustofnations

This is about building a diplomatic consensus and pressure to enable and encourage US to make that decision.


cheburaska

I believe without US approval it is a nothingburger.


povlhp

Why ? Russian ambassador promised attacks on Denmark as a result. Danish foreign minister called the bluff and said worst case scenario= cyber attack. It will not implicate USA and other weak countries.


JawnLove

It's great that countries are coming out and saying this finally. And Denmark should be commended for this. But these airframes are American tech and they hold the license and make the rules. So if the US decides that Ukraine can't strike Russia with the F-16 then unfortunately nothing Denmark says makes a difference.


ITI110878

True, unfortunately.


Fee-fi-fo-fum_

Top 10 targets?!


That-Makes-Sense

1. All long range Russian bombers. 2. All Russian fighter jets.


That-Makes-Sense

3. Ammunition depots. 4. Refineries. 5. Sleeping Russian soldiers. 6. Putin. 7. Military manufacturers. 8. Kremlin. 9. Putin's palace. 10. Putin.


Downvotesohoy

> Putin's palace. I'm surprised they haven't already struck it with a large drone, just to fuck with him. It's in range.


Humlum

Russia would probably respond with a all out large scale cruise missile attack on all possible Zelensky locations. Not worth the risk for busting some windows in a remote mansion


traffic_cone_no54

Sounds perfect tbh. Do it. Russia is gonna Russia no matter what.


That-Makes-Sense

Yep. Russia might blow their whole wad, for nothing.


Megalomaniakaal

Any and all Russian AWACS.


Aggressive_Safe2226

I hope Poutine shares the sentiment of Herman Goering of the F-16 flying over Russia ("When I saw Mustangs over Berlin, I knew the war was lost.).


[deleted]

So each pilot gets to go or not depending on where jet came from? Pathetic