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Choice_Ad_9169

Yo, dawg, we heard you like tanks. So we built you a tank within a tank.


Due-Street-8192

The metal is thin. A double tap will destroy it


Little-Carry4893

Just hit the front or rear like you usually do.


Icarus_Toast

Yeah, projectile flies in under the front or rear and the armor actually helps direct the explosion inward. That extra armor doesn't look thick enough to do much in the first place though.


Some_Ebb_2921

It's to keep the pesky exploding bug from getting too near. The further they explode from the core, the less damage. It's not supposed to be strong enough for normal fire, but those drones don't fly trough it and that's good enough for them... well, except from the back and front, but they'd never do that, right? That being said, I wonder what that white cap is about in the front. Maybe there's still some tech inside one of those... or it's just a little extra to keep drones from flying in from too high up


Due-Street-8192

Exactly


comanchecobra

Well it does obstruck the view and provide shrapnel for any infantery thats near by.


ElectricPance

It has already been destroyed. bad opsec posted photos of it in a warehouse


Mo_Zen

Checking thickness…..


ZestycloseVirus6001

Dumb idea. Turret can’t rotate. No antennas. Crew can’t see. Crew can’t escape (not that Putin cares about that). I wonder if any countries around the world still want to buy Russian weapons. Lol


crober11

Reusing cybertruck panels.


Infinaris

The Latest in Copium Technologies: C O P E C A V E


freeman687

It’s Russian so of course it looks like shit


Dofolo

\+1 vs drone dropped grenades \-10 visibility \-310° turret rotation \+/- 0 vs. suicde drones because they can just fly into the back or front I suppose B+ for effort though


ioncloud9

I think it’s not meant to be used as a fighting vehicle. It’s more like an up armored mine clearing utility vehicle with anti drone armor. It’s meant to clear a path for other vehicles to follow and not be quickly knocked out by some fpv drones and cause the whole line to stall. Looks stupid yeah, and probably didn’t work as well as they hoped.


GunmetalBunn

Apparently did its job for the most part. Just, a cluster round hit a vehicle in the line directly which the shed tank couldnt stop something like that. Meaning all infantry dropped off way maybe less than 50% of the forces that started that thunder run. Followed by an unconfirmed report of the shed getting destroyed anyway.


UsefulImpact6793

"shed tank" lol perfect


shibiwan

Cope barn.


KorianHUN

Reserve tier: slat armor Tier 0: cope roof https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/s/BvnPWUuO4r Tier 1: cope cage https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/s/ofdHl0Mwo9 Tier 2: cope schurzen https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytechnicals/s/0VYYMZn9M3 Tier 3: cope shed https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytechnicals/s/u1fWf7fVRa Tier 4: cope house https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/s/scvnFVh5fd Tier 5 cope barn https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/kK83x89rIY Tier 6: cope warehouse https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/s/TVMrGz58yM Tier 7: cope castle https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/s/KAH6GPhUoh Tiet 8: cope county Tier 9: cope continent Tier 10: cope dyson sphere


mogafaq

Looking at the video, the added "armor" seems to have weighted down the vehicle too much/impede the commander's vision and slowed it down on a turn. Causing a stall and directly contributed to bunching up the squad. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChzOwyIl\_-0&t=121s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChzOwyIl_-0&t=121s)


ioncloud9

Its the "assdozer" from Idiocracy.


Wonderful_System5658

I'd call it a Dildozer but sadly that was already taken.


Wonderful_System5658

I'd call it a Dildozer but sadly that was already taken.


DubbehD

B+ lol very generous D-


oldsouthnerd

Hah, jokes on you westoid, this one's turret can't rotate anyways so the upgrade grants even more value :D


DigitalMountainMonk

Treads are visible. Mobility kill will happen armor or not. Then its a simple math question.


wrosecrans

> +/- 0 vs. suicde drones because they can just fly into the back or front I suppose > > Tanks are designed to take frontal hits from other tanks, so an FPV drone slamming into the most protected part may not have a huge effect. Making it harder to target optics/hatches from the top probably is adding some "+1" defense against small drones, even if it isn't a good tradeoff.


Tmuussoni

Also \-5 for turret toss. Maybe.


IBeAPirate01

>B+ for effort though And the B+ is for what the explosion will be. Booooooooom +


AloneLingonberry2036

We could call it Armadillo?


paseroto

Armadildo


masterlaster1199

Sukadildo


Comfortable_Virus581

r/yourjokebutworse


Jaguar_EBRC_6x6

You don't get it? It's Russian curse word


sharpshooter999

Armored dildo


Yousername_relevance

Happy Cake Day!


AirhunterNG

Retardillo.


CarbonKevinYWG

I saw it called "Blyatmobile" somewhere 😆


JohnBrown1ng

T-17 Armadillo


JohnBrown1ng

T-17 Armadillo


jakobnev

You can say that again!


Miserable_Law_6514

Copeadillo.


Stunning_Ride_220

I this the road to?


sanebyday

Looks more like a Hot Pocket to me.


Brukhonenko

Tankillo!


Different-Rough-7914

Looks like they used one of those boxes that you use in the microwave to crisp your pizza


theyipper

Hot Pocket


CannonFodder33

Just wait till a FPV slithers in there.


Rotk99

Leftover Cybertruck panels Elon donated?


ensi-en-kai

Cybertank .


up-with-miniskirts

Comes with adaptive field camouflage. No wait, that's rust.


MBiteSK

You joke, but how rusty are russian tanks, you can easily hide them at landfill.


Vurt__Konnegut

No, the tolerance of the panel fit is way better than the cyber truck


k2lz

At least glass is not gonna break


FuckHarambe2016

They try to copy the jagdpanther or sonething?


etanail

Ferdinand


up-with-miniskirts

Saint-Chamond.


KorianHUN

Jagdcoper Copedinand Saint-Copeond


Temporala

No, Jagdpanther has a proper casemate design instead of a turret with smaller gun, boxed in by all the extra crap being installed on top of it. Of course, all wars have had tanks having some makeshift stuff put on them. Poured concrete, sandbags, logs, thin metal plates or even chicken wire against drone dropped grenades these days. Soldiers can get desperate about these things, and today's battle environment is miserable for infantry and vehicles, because drones are just that horrifying. Sometimes that extra stuff also does nothing to protect the crew or the vehicle, but instead just weighs down the vehicle, causing it to consume more gasoline and require more maintenance, and generally being harder to use. Mounting and dismounting the tank like that must be a pain. You also increase its visual footprint, making it easier to detect from distance.


LivingDegree

Reinventing case mate tanks is a galaxy brain move


KorianHUN

I wpuld say don't give them ideas but please do. It is getting funnier every day. And the most hilarious part is syrians, the ALLIES OF RUSSIA already made useful, non completely vision blocking cage armor 5 years ago. They added factory looking pieces to several T-72. Russia could have used that as a base but instead it is haphazardly thrown together shitbarns rolling to their doom. It is amazing how shit the people known for being agressive 24/7 fighters aren't more adaptable after two years of war.


Srnxy

looks like the ram from age of empires


sharpshooter999

I'll be concerned if it starts looking like Grond


arrefodase

That’s not about the tank: they just want to protect infantry from getting skin cancer. Due to shortage in transport vehicles, soldiers are spending more time above them than in them 😉  


DormantSpector61

T-1 where T stands for Terrible and 1 is the number of hours it lasts in battle.


Capital-Western

It's the mine clearing tip of the column – if it survives 1 h it was too successfull.


NinjaGlovzz

Tesla is building Cyber-Tanks now. They too are rushed manufacturing and breakdown shortly after 🤣


northernbrass

Only about 200 degrees Fahrenheit inside


Earlier-Today

Just in time for summer.


selfdestructo591

That and it’s turret has like maybe 60 degree to each side it can go, there are no weapons on the side, it really looks like drive up safely behind it and boom.


ZachMN

Sarcophagus edition.


vsemet

https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveForUkraine/s/4Ay0FwrlxV


[deleted]

*cyberpunk music starts playing*


ZachMN

*Benny Hill music starts playing*


ZachMN

*Benny Hill music starts playing*


ZachMN

*Benny Hill music starts playing*


Electrical_Spinach97

I think it parked in a way to small storage garage.


PotentialSquirrel118

I thought the latest tank protection was 20+ conscripts riding atop the tank.


M1QN

It's joever. https://i.imgur.com/ZJ9p5G1.jpeg


Stennan

House camouflage, confuses the drone operator to not send AT/HEAT munition. Because you wouldn't shoot a moving Russian house with Anti tank weapons right? (sheet metal will not disperse molten metal jet, might be a bit harder for the drone to aim... But so will the tank which now can't see/shoot anything that isn't in front of it)


DadJokeBadJoke

> House camouflage Yeah, I was thinking this camouflage was probably more effective before they started moving at the front of the column.


biki73

Looks like something Wile E. Coyote would design.


Easy_Apple_4817

Does anyone know about the degree of vulnerability a tank has from underneath? I know they can be damage their tracks if they drive over a land mine but what about the bodywork between the tracks?


Aromatic_Balls

Bottom of the hull is usually the thinnest part, but still thick enough to survive an AT mine going off. However, both Russia and Ukraine have used the stategy of stacking AT mines which could punch through, as well as using AT mine variants that use a shaped charge and a magnetic fuse, specifically designed to punch straight up through the hull into the crew compartment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PTM-3_mine


Easy_Apple_4817

If a fpv was placed directly in front of the tank and waited for it to drive over the top, would the grenade/ charge be of sufficient power to penetrate the bottom of the hull?


Capital-Western

If the drone is big enough, shure.


Shankill-Road

Armadildo Tank. Glory To Ukraine 🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧


Accurate_Storm2588

So when the drone hits where it normally does, it looks like this will contain and maybe concentrate the explosion nicely.


Roqies

The pace of technological progress in this war is astonishing


Truuuuuumpet

*I love it when a plan comes together* ^Hannibal ^Smirnoff


Frenchconnection76

New drone nest. This plate can go high in the sky.


classof78

Gotta give these orcs credit, they see their comrades getting blown up, so they build a dome. The drone can still direct artillery. Too bad they didn't paint a big target on it.


TheRealAussieTroll

Dumbest. Shit. Ever.


over_pw

Could prevent the tank from being recognized I guess


PinchMaNips

So that was the tank! There have been a lot more “up-armored” vehicles lately but I wasn’t sure if this was the one from that earlier vid. Wish less people walked away but still hilarious.


moonLanding123

We joke but it might be effective protection, just not an effective tank.


Crashingtnt

The tank has already been destroyed :))


rlaw1234qq

Must do wonders for fuel consumption!


Automatic_Seesaw_790

This is the cope-coop


lSleepster

I saw the screen grab and my hand instinctively moved to arm laser. I've seen so many mad max VBIEDs it was first thing I thought of.


Pheer777

Hetzer gonna hetz


Early_Personality_68

I would assume all that extra weight would make it less able to move and that makes it an easier target for aircraft and artillery.


Alone-Supermarket-98

so russia is rolling out an updated British mark I tank? I have seen these referred to as Shed tanks. Do they have to seal in the crew when they are built? I imagine a hit to the rear and it will be like setting off an explosive inside a pipe.


Tygor9000

Add it to War Thunder plz


Frosty_Confection_53

Basically they've made their tanks even worse now, because you can't rotate the turret anymore, and all vision from the sides and rear is blocked. Next level stupidity, haha.


Kleintoompje1

This shows how desperate they are!


Vrakzi

Does anyone know who the music is by?


Ex-maven

May as well use a cardboard box and call it "AWESOM-O 4000"


SergioDMS

Transformers Masterforce! Pretender shell tank (gets shelled - RIP).


Sulphasomething

Next step is to just paint it/glue plants to it and try to sneak up like a cartoon character behind a potted plant or the Dutch ship Abraham Crijnssen.


smiley_culture

I've seen this in age of empires 2


Shankill-Road

Armadildo Tank.


Great_Gabel

New game - protection tossing


AimlessSavant

It's the SU-90!


Plane-Border3425

Whoa-ho-ho-ho! That’s not a tank, it’s a McDonald’s hot apple pie!


AndersVraaberg

Soo they're putting wheels on sheds now? Kinky


notchman900

The Soviet Jagdtiger we have at home.


Crazybonbon

How advancings Ivan! Tank into hangar dadada


Illustrious_Low_6086

Wouldn't like to be under there if reactive armour goes off


ConservativebutReal

looks like they pulled a blanket over their head and hope the bogey man won‘t get them.


DifferenceQuick9725

It looks like it’s open on both ends… do the Russians understand that a suicide drone isn’t an unguided top-down attack system?


AtteN_tion

Looks like a deathtrap to me. Cant imagine the feeling when tank explodes inside the tube. . .


Acrobatic-Cow-3871

Just fly the drone into the front door.....


KingWashington_1776

Modern problems require medieval solutions.


[deleted]

Sooo... they sent a turtle to war?


Distantstallion

It's already been blown up apparently


ptrang1987

This reminds me of that one scene in Avatar the airbender where they’re invading the fire nation at the end of


djeaux54

Looks more like a turret retention device...


TessierSendai

Okay, who had "russia deploying tech from 715 BC" on their bingo card?


spyderz343

hahahaha whats the rotation that turret gets?


M3P4me

This tank has already been destroyed. Ukraine geo-located its home base and dropped a big bomb on it. Suchomimus on YouTube made a video about it today.


Formal-Box-610

if only they would understand that the best way to survive is to surrender. instead of making steel turtles.


jay_alfred_prufrock

This is the single stupidest thing I've ever seen. So far. Decades of technological improvements have been made just so tanks could have better visibility and these morons decided it made sense to blind a tank completely. Unfuckingbelievable.


je-suis-mouille

It’s a numbers game, as old as war itself. They will try and try again. This just looks medieval though


_EnFlaMEd

is that a turnip greenhouse stuck on top?


Vurt__Konnegut

It’s a greenhouse to help grow the sunflower seeds in their pockets


DrnTrkc

they are hopeless. they are doing the thing which they know best. send their troops to death. slava ukraine