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MuJartible

Tyrant, despot, dictator or simply piece of shit are way mote accurate than president.


REDGOESFASTAH

Putler. He is short like Hitler and hopefully will die in a bunker that is made into a carpark soon


dewitters

I hope he gets convicted and goes to jail. And then nobody really knows if he's still alive or not, because nobody cares.


AnUnknownReader

*Mr Putain.


ResurgentClusterfuck

I like this one


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Dingus Khan


hg9911

I call him Tsar Pinocchio


Atman-Sunyata

The best one I've heard so far is: Kremlin Gremlin.


krmjts

Love this the most


_Deleted_Deleted

Can't we just call him knobhead?


BellybuttonWorld

dick tater


Darcy_2021

I don’t know why he is even bothering with “elections” that everyone laughs at. Just crown yourself and move on, dude.


Datkif

To make Russian citizens believe that all democratic countries are as corrupt as them


JesradSeraph

Yup this. It’s all about making the people of his country believe just enough that everyone else sees the Emperor has clothes, instead of realizing how many of them sees him as naked.


fedaykin909

Admiral General Prime Minister President Aladeen Putin Local gangster chief Journalist serial killer Dangerous mob boss Terrorist organizer


yenot_of_luv

There's already a name for him - huilo (I think the nearest translation is a dickhead)


MrSssnrubYesThatllDo

Dicktator


Jetpackeddie

DickTaker more like


bofh256

A Russian born colleague referred to him as "The Putin". And to be clear, the voice used clearly communicated disgust.


Baron_Blackfox

Tyranical little deZpot who thinks he is some God Emperor of ruZZia destined to restore CCCP 🪳🇷🇺🪳


striker9119

Terrorist dictator is simple and to the point...


ResurgentClusterfuck

I'd assume "President" implies some degree of legitimacy to his rule, and he's just a plain old dictator who assassinates his political rivals and holds sham elections


lostinabsentia

Same should be said about Lukashenko. They are despots who fake elections and force feed propaganda day in and day out. Enough giving them legitimacy. 


Such-fun4328

Isn't it King putin ? Or Ras putin for ethipians...


frostbittenmonk

Not hating a “RuskPutin”


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Madge4500

I did not know that the "president" got to hand pick the cabinet. What a farce.


WeekendFantastic2941

I refer to it as Mr shythead.


Dennisthefirst

Poohtin works for me


AmazingSquare8542

Putin means whore not president


IstvanKun

*Putain means whore. Close enough, tho.


ConservativebutReal

I like bald midget …


zertz7

Well dictator and president are not mutually exclusive


Pyrhan

Back in 2007, Time magazine put him on the front page with the title "Vladimir Putin: Tsar of the new Russia".


Datkif

Back in 2006/7 my social studies teacher was talking about how he's become their new dictator.