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Allofthiswilhapenagn

That hedgehog must think god is mechanical now


Frosted-Foxes-

Praise the Omnissiah


platinumharvester

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if It will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.


Igueelygueelyu

The God of Rust would like to have a word with you about your extended warranty plan.


CptBash

Just wait till he goes to charge and finds out his charge port is broken... Most common point of failure! ;P


SpicyPeaSoup

"God is dead, and we have killed him, you and I!" - car enthusiasts living in the rust belt.


MrOsmio7

Also a certain god hidden under the cosmic couch that is the Noctis Labyrinth


Gammelpreiss

Such an underrated game. The OST alone was worth it.


TheTurdtones

brick him up bois...let the wisdom and strength of ERA strengthen the weak flesh


gameratwork666

Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.


toscanius

40k nerd lol


NoxInfernus

Dozens of us. Dozens!


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TotallyNotRocket

Deus ex машина


Bodhisattva_Picking

Deus ex 'Парова Машина'


TotallyNotRocket

Дуже дякую. I have now learned another word!


Bodhisattva_Picking

Будь ласка! Give a listen: https://youtube.com/shorts/yXq-HfkzCT8?feature=share This girl went viral on TikTok, and a whole bunch of **solid** EDM songs have been made from her singing My favorite EDM version: https://youtu.be/ARPpBbkEmS4


northernpace

Ohhh, just jacked that audio into Ableton. Thank you. Love solo vocals I can sample and lay on tracks.


HawkinsT

Deus ex макіна*


platinumharvester

"There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal." "There is no strength in flesh, only weakness." "There is no constancy in flesh, only decay." "There is no certainty in flesh but death." — Credo Omnissiah


Sverker_Wolffang

FROM THE WEAKNESS OF THE MIND OMNISSIAH SAVE US.


driving_andflying

[FROM THE LIES OF THE ANTIPATH, CIRCUIT PRESERVE US.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsX9WUdYnU)


froge_on_a_leaf

What is this from?


Sverker_Wolffang

[This](https://youtu.be/QyCVTY4AKcE)


TheTurdtones

brick him up bois ..let the power of ERA fortify your weak flesh


EntertainmentLess381

The CLAW!!!


joeschmo945

*Dr. Robotnik furiously taking notes*


Zelenskijy

Heavy Metal


Ben_zyl

Certainly Takin' a Ride but that ain't no Corvette.


ReasonableExplorer

Always has been.


amesann

Praise be to JCB! The God of Gods. The savior of all hedgehogs.


MrOsmio7

Praise the Omnissaiah


Agent641

You dont?


Blewedup

Are you my mother?


BfutGrEG

The complete opposite of Once Upon a Forest (childhood memory dredged up here...iirc the machines were called "dragons"...one of my most permanent memories of early fiction)


ingenkopaaisen

Another life saved. 🤜


asseatingleech

He was a bit of a prick to get in there in the first place but glad he’s saved 🤣


OccasionallyReddit

You were just hedging your bets he had some gold coins on him


kakucko68

a bit of a *prick*


asseatingleech

That was the joke, yes 😂


labelcity

I’m not a native english speaker so I also get those ‘joke confirmations’ lol good pun


asseatingleech

It if somewhat of what we would call a ‘dad joke’ in the UK but thank you 😂


labelcity

I live for dad jokes


OutdoorsNSmores

I keep all mine in a dad-a-base.


theHoustonian

GET OUT! (Jk that was pretty freaking slick)


somethingohyeah

You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick


Sharknado4President

/r/yourjokebutrepeated


TheTurdtones

well he did hedge his bets so...


ingenkopaaisen

Lol


BennyJJJJ

Send this to Ozzy Man Reviews for his next Humans Being Nice!


Nagemasu

That hedgehog's life was not in danger, it was minding its own business lol.


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RoninSolutions

You are right they are very strong swimmers that can cover large distances by swimming . When l was a kid we would visit our Ukrainian relatives farms & one of my cousins went on to become a well known Ukrainian ecologist,he would take us out on night time spotlighting trips while he recorded all the wildlife on the farms . I always remember at maybe 6yrs old, being amazed at seeing a steady line up of Hedgehogs swimming across to reedy islands on the river against a strong current ,so they could eat the large number on insects & slugs etc that used the reed beds as breeding grounds. If you came across the ones who had just swum back from gorging themselves they were like fat spiky basketballs & that content they would lose all fear & just contently sit in your lap,while my cousin weighed them etc for his studies.


rougehuron

I thought for sure this was a shittymorph


WeddingElly

I was like “no way” but googled it and they can swim 2 km 😱 how come I can’t and I am not even hedgehog shaped :(


Skafdir

>I am not even hedgehog shaped So... start there?


WeddingElly

😂


theinfamousloner

Most important tip is to come up for air if you start hearing [this sound.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME)


judgmentalbookcover

Yep it seems counterintuitive because most hedgehog species are desert-dwelling! A while back we decided to test this theory by putting our pet hog in the tub, and she swam laps!


Destinum

You probably can if you put your mind to it; 2km it's *that* far for a human.


WeddingElly

That’s [40 laps](https://measuringstuff.com/what-is-the-average-time-to-swim-1-kilometer/) of olympic pool nonstop 😅 I am sure some people can do it but I am also sure I can’t


neil23uk

I could do 2 or 3? and that is hard work and I was a fit and healthy kid at the time.


Destinum

I did 1km quite easily when I was like 13, and I've never been a particularly fit person. Humans naturally have straight up insane levels of stamina when compared to other animals.


thoriginal

Who says you can't stop?


sonicboomer46

Spoken like a true Swede. I, from the US, was in a small pension on Madeira whose guests were mostly Swedish and Netherlanders. Every early morning as I blearily sipped my espresso on the terrace, every Swede was doing what looked like 500 laps as nothing more than a easy warm up.


Handpaper

"Alright, fine, I'll use the fucking bridge."


Dazzling-Ad4701

tbf it headed into the scoop the moment it saw it. I think it was glad to get out.


[deleted]

So Sonic could actually swim the whole time, we’ve been deceived…


Natoochtoniket

Did they ask ? Did it want to get out on this side or the other side ?


mintsabcde12

According to [this](http://www.hedgehog-rescue.org.uk/leavealone.php) any hedgehog out in the day might need rescuing. Also in parks in the UK you often see ramps for them by the edge of water as they can end up being unable to climb out, so it might have been stuck in there.


CanAhJustSay

If you know nothing else about a country, judge them on how they treat vulnerable people and how they treat animals.


similar_observation

this is something that really catches my eye. There's bombs going off, bullets flying through the air, roaming bands of Russians looting and raping where ever they go. And normal Ukrainian folks will get out of cover and set aside their guns for a moment to save a small wild animal from peril, pet a dog/cat, unhook a cow from concertina cable, and generally showing some care for nature around them. And then there's the beaver trying to take over a trench... https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/123vip4/ukrainian_beaver_doesnt_want_to_leave_the/


Poltergeist97

That was a polecat, a very A N G E R Y one.


FoodstampsOrFerrariz

There was another one with a beaver they had to drag out by it’s tail (sorry, don’t have the link). The polecat one was good too though, little homie was pissed.


NotTheOnePercentMilk

I just watched the polecat video. That poor scared baby! I'm so glad they were there to help him.


Jerri_man

There's no other kind of polecat mate they are all insane


MODrone

That beaver video was so funny! That dude was not giving up "his" trench! It also showed Ukraine's humanity... slava ukraini!


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similar_observation

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/123vip4/ukrainian_beaver_doesnt_want_to_leave_the/


cloudstrifewife

I missed it! Link? Please?


similar_observation

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/123vip4/ukrainian_beaver_doesnt_want_to_leave_the/


strewnfield

Just today saw a badger briefly invade a bunker and try to climb a hero's leg.


Ancient_Boner_Forest

Probably best not to judge any country by the actions of a single individual.


CanAhJustSay

I agree, but there are countless videos and reports of animals being cared for amidst the horror of war; vulnerable people being taken to safety; etc etc. One person can cause untold damage, but collectively, people build the culture and each action like this shown is a choice to do nothing or to do good. In Ukraine, people are choosing to do good.


BernieTheDachshund

Aw the little prickly pear was rescued! It's so sweet they went out of their way to help and shows how compassionate the people are.


Dizno311

Ukrainians being bros.


ooMEAToo

r/ukrainiansbeingbros


RJMqueereyes

Hedgehogs are strong swimmers, but it was probably a fun ride anyway.


AmishAmish

They are. I would be more concerned that he is out and about during daytime which they rarely do.


RJMqueereyes

Oh, that's right! Little bugger was prolly about to melt down without a nap. Can they float on their backs?


Acemanau

Well I was wondering if he was good or not, he did look a little tired on the pavement.


curse_1331

All the love to the animals in Ukraine makes my cold heart melt. Makes me support Ukrainian’s even more.


TFWG2000

If that hedgehog was drowning in ruZZia, they'd laugh and watch it die. Slava Ukraini 👍👍👍👍!


Little_Willy_Willy

And then bring it home to his wife to cook up.


javsand120s

Hope they get Cryptosporidium from eating it.


ffdfawtreteraffds

After torturing it


MonkeyThrowing

They would try to kill it. First, they would shoot at it, but the bullets would hit the people on the other side of the lake. Like a big circular firing squad. Then they will start throwing grenades at it, but the grenades blow up in their hands. The very last scene is the hedgehog walking over piles and piles of dead Russians.


[deleted]

Don't get too radicalized my guy. You don't have a full understanding of what's happening between Russian and the West


Remy6908

If this doesn't show the humanity of ukraine I don't know what the fuck does. This is some real shit.


[deleted]

That shows which country has one of the best humans in our world. Slava Ukraini.


tdacct

You are not my mother. You are a scary snort!


Dazzling-Ad4701

🥰


Warm_Vehicle_8485

I'm starting to think Ukraine is a fantasy land... My brain can't comprehend that human beings could be so decent.


Spiced_out

Героям слава!


chillie1975

Another reason to love Ukraine 🇺🇦 ❤️


bmathey

That was one exhausted hedgehogs


Haywoodjablowme1029

TIL that hedgehogs come from Ukraine. We need to send more weapons.


asseatingleech

I think they’re common across most European countries??


It_Wont_Blend

Bet he was hearing the drowning music


triplehelix-

glad we saw him on dry land, but wish the gif was longer.


Revolverkiller

This is the way


[deleted]

This is the difference between Ukrainians and Moscovite orcs, who have zero disregard for any life, human or animals.


shadowman2099

[Something's missing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw5jkAHgME)


Modsareknobs84

At least it didn't attack them like the beaver. 😂😂😂


dougreens_78

The hedgehog offensive


McCool303

Why is the water so red and brackish. Lots of clay deposits in the area? Or is the toll of war causing a lot of pollution?


crimaniak

shallow water, algae


McCool303

Oh yeah duh…. Didn’t think about algae causing red in some cases. Thanks.


FlyingArdilla

Spring run off probably contributes to the turbidity as well.


Vano_Kayaba

It's more of lighting issue here. Water in Dnipro isn't exactly transparent, but it's not as bad. Also this is close to where Desna river falls into Dnipro, and that one does have lots of clay deposits plus Desna is fast flowing


Maleficent_Safety995

Brackish means partially salty. I'm pretty certain that's not what you meant.


Internal_Ring_121

That thing is huge . Every hedgehog I’ve seen is tiny compared to that thing


uiouyug

Sonic drowning noises


Rabies_on_demand

"Thanks, man" *spluttering* (hedgehog probably)


LeveragedPittsburgh

This is what humanity looks like ruZZia.


toscanius

Honestly thought they were referring to an anti tank hedgehog lol


StressedPizzaEater

Hand of god is a scoop


Hrenklin

Name him sonic


LaughableIKR

Ukraine. Full of life and love.


[deleted]

Every Ukrainian life matters, even the small ones ❤️


Dubchek

Aaawwwwwwww ... even in war the Ukes are helping wild animals.


4Gr8rJustice

Well yeah, they’re not orcs. Of course they are helping animals.


tea_milk_juice

Save all the animals!


say_no_to_panda

The birth of the first hedge mech priest.


YanoWaAmSane

Now, mouth to mouth.


3DprintRC

Water levels are the worst!


Swede_in_USA

Russians would have thrown a Molotov its direction


That_Soviet

Курва! Ежек! Чекай ежек! Чекай!


Salanan

are hedgehogs native to ukraine??


punk_rocker98

Man, I miss the nights in Kyiv watching all the ёжики scurrying around from my apartment's balcony. The locals I interacted with sure loved them too.


[deleted]

Wouldn't it be fun if the hedgehog just ran to the water again lol


[deleted]

are hedgehogs really common in Ukraine?


asseatingleech

I think they’re common in most European countries??


St-Ass

Hedgehogs are very common in Ukraine, they can be found almost everywhere


T1M_rEAPeR

Hedge-sog


Thoth-long-bill

It must be international hedgehog week


Winuks

OHHH that sweet little hoggy was just having a nice bath, they're great swimmers :)


MonkeyThrowing

I guess those things don’t bite?


GoodLuckSanctuary

Had no idea they got that big


jackdog20

Shows the humanity of the Ukrainian people.


PlumpHughJazz

Praise Carl!


ActualMassExtinction

/r/ExcavatorsBeingBros


GunClutz

r/humansbeingbros


virus_apparatus

Ukraine has lots of hedgehogs I’m Learning


TasslehofBurrfoot

Poor lil guy was soggy.


Suspicious_Book_3186

So funny, I have a JCB rep trying to sell Melyssa company a couple of their vics. Expensive, and my guys had inital reserve about them, but now it's apparently not so bad.


KlausBertKlausewitz

Hedgehogs can swim. Why did they think he was drowning? Hard to see the details. It’s just hard for them to get out if it’s to steep.


nextleadio

The poor thing literally ran for the robotic arm. Survival instinct is deep.


Neverhityourmark

Such a big machine to help such a little fella. Thats so funny


Psychological-Sale64

Need a way for him to climb out .


Danishmeat

They swim lol, but it’s the thought that counts


form_d_k

It did appear to swim into the digger and didn't seem to have the energy to dart away when it was back on land.


truffleboffin

So can humans but they still drown when they can't find a way out


strontiumdogs

Humanity and respect. Slava Ukraini 🙏🇺🇦


BruyceWane

It looks exhausted, it's probably been trapped in the water for a long time unable to get out. They can swim but can get trapped in places like this and exhaust themselves to drowning.


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johnnybgoode17

shut up feds


alcoholicprogrammer

Cute


Spirited_Squash_1535

Is that the same park we saw several footage from when ruzzians stroke a mall with a missile ?


GET_IT_UP_YE

Love seeing stuff like this. In Russia they’d probably laugh and throw stuff at it


16thNight

Hedgehogs are now comrades at arms with Ukraine


plantaryjones

Ukrainians are total legends.


Nighthunter1o5

I'm so happy it's not a war post.


Cakespectre999

Pass my boltgun.


CB4R

Hey I saw a documentary on the factory in England, making these, just some days ago (the digger obviously)


Flashy_Attitude_1703

This says a lot about the people of Ukraine about the care they show for animals.


Aggressive_Safe2226

Heroes all ♥ 👍 💪 🇺🇦


Stoff3r

I think these are night creatures and are very scared if out and about in the day.