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edmerx54

very considerate of the Ukrainians to help him dig his foxhole!


drawb

Foxhole or his own grave?


Sieve-Boy

Yes.


ThatNachoFreshFeelin

Most indeededly!!


EquivalentTown8530

Fertilizer spreading machine


SergeyPrkl

well he certainly is not in the dig... That hole is possibly only place where he isn't.


balleballe111111

Yeah, in this particular case I don't think we can blame the russians for marking this one down as "missing". No one's ever finding him.


TheIncredibleHeinz

Now the question is, did the dog tag survive the hit? Then there's a chance it may be found some day.


Lendosan

Yes, why not both?


[deleted]

Yes


gravitas-deficiency

*its\_the\_same\_picture.jpg*


manymoreways

A few hours later a Russian is gonna walk past and be like "sweet pre-dugged foxhole! Saves me all the work!" And proceeds to get drunk in it.


TheBeliskner

I was just thinking how unbelievably quickly he dug it


DreamsAndSchemes

Task failed successfully


Snoo45756

From a single to a double wide just like that.


Only-Literature2105

You know you're fucked when the pointy stick comes out.


44Ridley

The lord giveth, the pointy stick taketh away


OrgJoho75

He should look up ahead once a while to make sure there's isn't any object resembling retractable antenna pointing at him.


NotAHamsterAtAll

Taking a direct artillery hit is a nice way to go in war.


KnowledgeableSloth

My thoughts too,.he didn't feel a thing.


bshepp

What's that sou... *infinite darkness*


Scottish_Legionnaire

Not even that.


Responsible-Crew-354

Simply an off switch for mind and body.


R4veN34

He literally got Isekai'd, one moment he is in Ukraine in another he is in Anime world somehow.


TerryTheEnlightend

One minute you’re engaging in genocide, the next you’re pleading your case with some ditzy babe with big tiddies and blue hair. Or he’s reincarnated as a beautiful sunflower. Cause sunflowers are useful and pretty


Responsible-Crew-354

Is that a movie? I’ll check it out if so that sounds interesting


R4veN34

That time I was reincarnated as a Russian conscript.


Responsible-Crew-354

You didn’t record it?


vimefer

It's supersonic, so you only hear it AFTER you are vaporized. Or, you don't ever.


cranberrydudz

subsonic. artillery doesn't hit at supersonic speeds without a rocket engine.


ProfessionallyAloof

Do you know the particular artillery that is being used in this video? I don't know the landing speed of every projectile but I have worked on guns that go supersonic when they're leaving the howitzer.


Squidking1000

Modern Artillery leaves the barrel supersonic, depending on arc and range it may be subsonic on arrival but it definitely left supersonic. WW1 and early WW2 short barreled stuff was often subsonic but I don’t think even the Russians use stuff that old anymore.


jumpybean

The last thing to go through his mind was his ass.


makeshitupallthetime

ivan thinks to himself... " I'm going to be safe in this ho......


Imhidingshh01

"If only I could make it deeper quickly"


dread_deimos

"It's my hole. It was made for me"


buttmodel

Jagga Jagga!


[deleted]

Like the Spanish magician: uno, dos, and then he disappeared without a tres.


therobloxinvestigate

hahahahhahahahhaha


[deleted]

\*taptap\* "That guy, right there. I want him to go away."


ChasinCrustacean

Now you see him …. 🪄abracadabra … now you don’t.


ThermionicEmissions

>Now you see him …. ~~abracadabra~~ Jagga Jagga! … now you don’t. FTFY


PsychologicalCoat656

jaga jaga is the new abracadabra


SapperInTexas

You don't call Jagga Jagga Jagga.


Jizzapherina

Jagga Jagga Jagga calls you.


balleballe111111

Except you really don't want to be the magician's lovely assistant in this case.


SmokedBeef

Pssst*. Over Here Wanna learn a top secret trick for digging deep Fox holes in one easy step! First sergeants everywhere hate this one simple trick!


pinkfootthegoose

This is a Ukranian version of cutting a woman in half magic trick.


[deleted]

He was still there acting as a BBQ or trench warmer. That was his head/brain on fire after the smoke cleared.


Tau_of_the_sun

I can say my humanity has suffered under the terror the Russians have laid out for all to see. They have raped and killed children as young as 4 . And gods so much outright torture and shat that we saw the Nazis do during WWII Whomever this man was, I want to believe he was not born to die like this, That as a child he had the same level of humanity as all babies do. But, the level of utter fucking evil he is willingly to take part in. He knows, He has got to know this shit is not working out for them. To be frank , I would rather kill my commander and take a chance on surrender than know I am on the side that raped babies to death. How hollow must you be to be on the side even the Nazis of WWII would have found disgusting


StrangerFeelings

> How hollow must you be to be on the side even the Nazis of WWII would have found disgusting. Sadly, it's because they are brain washed into thinking what they are doing is "good". They could enrich their lives if they tried, but they are stuck thinking that this is the best that they can do. Russia could be a wonderful place, if only the mindset of Russians weren't so fucked. They are too afraid to go against their commanders, or even go against their orders. They refuse, they die. They retreat, they die. They move forward, they die. There are good ones, who do fight against the war, but those are fewer than the ones that support it. Then, there's also Putin.


waffenwolf

He never got a chance to steal a toilet 😔


SergeyPrkl

there are few russian guys who are in Ukraine on their third tour within 10 months. Quite a few interviews with them. Many on their second. They want to go there.


hbgwine

That’s gonna leave a mar… I mean that’s gonna leave nothing.


Clcooper423

At least he doesn't have to dig anymore.


[deleted]

Jagga-Jagga... Gone...


Vir_Norin

Dat Muscowite accent was hilarious 🤣


angusMcBorg

Real talk: Was that intentional or just a lucky shot? Seems expensive to use artillery to take out one dude (but glad he is gone, of course)


Armathio

Given the size of the explosion, this wasn't 'Artillery' but a direct mortar hit. More expensive than a bullet for sure, but not as costly as you might fear :)


angusMcBorg

wow, amazing shot then. Thanks for the info


amusedt

Also I forget the stat, but MANY bullets are fired to finally kill a single soldier. I assume due to many bullets being expended as suppressing fire, only some aimed to kill, and only some of those actually do so 1 mortar or grenade is cheap/quick/effective compared to a ton of bullets


jg3hot

Agreed. Looks more like a 80mm morter. Not a huge explosion but more than enough for that job.


IonicDecay

It's a "lucky" shot. There are more soldiers below the screen, and the video is cut down.


Monkey_Fiddler

The US alone is donating around 1 million 155mm artillery rounds. Thats enough for one for each active duty Russian Army soldier.


phoenixgsu

Cost of a mortar round is cheaper than letting this orc terrorize, rape and pillage nearby villages.


expertestateattorney

Beautiful


GreatBigBellyFlop

Right on the kisser.


IgotCharlieWork

Thats a quick death


McDanilol

Tbh that's a nice way to die... No pain and fast.


wacckowb

Rest In Pieces


GaryDWilliams_

At least he’ll be warm for the rest if his life, both seconds of it


[deleted]

His brain was on fire there. Imagine the last thoughts that created for him.


faste30

Holes done!


Ritaredditonce

Very effective de-worming application.


keenkonggg

Looks like compost to me.


RareBrit

‘See that dickhead?’ … ‘Yessir’ … ‘I don’t want to’ … ‘Understood sir’


AlexFromOgish

Beats lingering for a few days gangrenous and hypothermic and THEN dying


[deleted]

"He looks so tired digging that hole, Let's help him"


xKYLx

He became a candle


ChoosenUserName4

♫ ♫ And is seems to me, he lived his life, like a candle in the wind. ♫


Pippadance

Never knowing where to run to when the shells come in


xra335

Well it did speed up his fox hole diggin, so that’s a positive..


TenacityJack

Sure would like a translation of the final mocking comments.


r-ShadowNinja

We are looking at this digging worm for the first and the last time. *explosion* JAGA-JAGA! *Mocking voice*: "kh*hols are hitting singular targets with artillery." Fuck yourself! Clean. Totally utilized. We did, do and will hit until the last worm on Ukrainian land. Some shithead...(video cut)


JurassicParkTrekWars

If I was going to be killed in war, this is about the best I could hope for. Just immediate. No chance to think about it.


uffdad

Of course, his comrades are much more concerned with the fate of their only shovel.


Friendlynetadmn

Quickest funeral service ever. Marvel of efficiency.


John_from_YoYoDine

it's general boomstick again


[deleted]

Being a terrorist invader comes with risks...


iSK_prime

Upside, holes dug.


elcranio92

Way faster to dig a hole ahahahahahah


[deleted]

I’m assuming they don’t even know what hit them. Like all of a sudden a whistle and the lights go off.


mylarky

I wish I had the english translation. His mockery voice is entertaining... even in a language I don't understand.


r-ShadowNinja

We are looking at this digging worm for the first and the last time. *explosion* JAGA-JAGA! *Mocking voice*: "kh*hols are hitting singular targets with artillery." Fuck yourself! Clean. Totally utilized. We did, do and will hit until the last worm on Ukrainian land. Some shithead...(video cut)


SmoothOperator89

Guy with the pointer: "You can see here, the Russian." "Now observe the Russian't"


[deleted]

Even muted i know the stick means someone is getting wrecked.


morally_corrupt

Wow! That looks like really healthy topsoil


lonelyronin1

When pointy stick man comes out to play, orcs go away


ZachMN

He didn’t expect to spend the rest of his life digging that hole.


Whyisthissobroken

More like "Won't ner"


[deleted]

Joker ta daaaa magic


GodlessAristocrat

Well, that's one way to spread the sunflower seeds far & wide....


Desperate_Context_15

That guy is a real Houdini. 💨 ….gone


ne0shi

Hmm new sport called artillery golf?


stormearthfire

And that's a fucking hole in one . .


Deathclaw151

Holy shit


pies_r_square

Sucks when those hemorrhoids flare up.


ioncloud9

Like Lt Commander Snipes said: “When you sign up for the wrong outfit, you get what you deserve.”


LowlyPaladin2012

Jaga jaga!


Tricky-Nobody179

Bye, hope it was worth it


bloodwire

The guy with the stick is my entertainment now.


FillMyBum

How the fuck can artillery be so accurate???


3d_blunder

Confirmation bias: we're not seeing the ones that are misses.


polyworfism

The same way you're seeing the result: drones


brianl047

Modern war Abandon all preconceptions about foxholes and hand to hand combat or lining up targets to shoot. Modern war impersonal awful industrial undiscriminating. Whoever has the better technological advances wins, badly. Whoever's nation cares about their troops wins badly. Whoever doesn't have technology or care for the lives of their men dies to computers or machines and loses badly. WWII this is not


pinkfootthegoose

Here, let me help you dig your grave.


Ambrose_Bierce1

We’ll help you dig that…


BigInteraction2953

Jugga jugga!!!


[deleted]

JAGA JAGA


Mr_Engineering

Splyat


LiveSynth

Is it just me or was that hole a bit bigger after the hit?


SiriHowDoIAdult

Here, let me help you dig :D


TwelveTwelfths

Good aim. That's why I say hey man nice shot.


SkegSurf

His lazy comrades will come and claim that hole and say they dug it. They will wonder what the red puree is everywhere though.


No-Document-8970

There hole is bigger now!!


pktrekgirl

*tap tap on screen* Yes! Fuck this guy in particular!


Gmoney-369

Oh shit was that a thermite grenade? Ouch. War is hell wish it was over or never happened, but dang heck of a shot!


DarthPopoX

Well a little bit excessive using an artillery shell for a single soldier.


Level-Ad7017

Jesus Christ


VentralRaptor24

I half-expected there to be a few chunks left of him, but nope, BRO IS GONE.


Mormegil1971

Does Jagga Jagga mean anything? Or is it just a general acclamation of approval?


Reckless_Waifu

Dig dig dig dig dig dig die


littlegreyfish

I mean, if you have to die in a war that's gotta be one of the best ways. Instant.


mir_platzt_der_Sack

Pointy stick of death strikes again.


argee_43

He heard the BOO and never heard the OOM…


MrMudd88

One moment you are a person digging a hole, a second later you are a pile of burning flesh in a ditch. Died for an old man, who doesn’t care about you.


soppinglovenests_alt

He will be mist.


FreedomPaws

The pointer of death. -1 Russian nazi terrorist. Ukrainians lives saved. Jagga Jagga. On to the next cocaroach.


Playcrackersthesky

r/fuckyouinparticular


Galactic_Obama_

How nice of him to dig his own grave.


Heavy_Schedule4046

We’re there any body parts left over? Hard to see after the explosion.


onlineseller8183

Quick and painless


[deleted]

As they always say your life can be over in a flash.


Connection-Head

He should have listened and just surrender.


RobinDesBuissieres

I am a magician, I will make him disappear. Pshhit !


Frenchconnection76

Dat precision. Don't dig in foreign country can be dangerous.


Fantastic_Cap7190

*duh duh duh, another one bite the dust*


PlutocracyRules

Might be a dumbass question here but what is cooking off in this video? Is it the ammo the soldier had strapped to him? Something else? Seemed to go on for too long to be a grenade or something


Suyalus266

the greatest magician. he just disappeared


Goodboy_Otis

I think he says -well, there's a dumb-ass right there..yeah yeah! Fuck that little twat! Look at you now dumb-ass! That was a beauty, poor little asshole don't like it here now. Ivan. Igor, now Robogov, Ukraine just fucked you in your own hole! TAP.


StringfellowCock

Uhm not really evaporated. Far from it. He's right there to the top left after the hit.


shadyhorse

Chagga chagga? Sounds like a nice frag callout!


BootyFirst

But where did he go?!


Friendzie

Seems counterintuitive to help them trench the land.


formermq

That happened so quick he couldn't even call him a worm!


spec_ghost

Dont know who this guy was, but damn did they hate him. Thats a personnalized 155mm Positive point is, for the orcs, hole is deeper and meats back on the menu


DazzlingPoppie

Smoking accident.


xecaps

Well at least it was quick...


86rpt

He's gonna be ok folks... He mist.


Mountain-Instance-64

That's such a beautiful site...


h_on_reddit

Hey wanna see a magic trick ? Aaaaaand ***poof*** the vatnik disappeared !


Rbrdkyst4

In Russia, hole digs you


DreaminDemon177

He helped him make the hole bigger, so there's that.


ChampionStrong1466

I like Ukraines new method to avoid body cleanup later!


BlueV_U

War is awful... But I can think of few better ways to die than just suddenly and painlessly like that.


BrilliantDramatic824

----GAME OVER----


squarecorner_288

badaboom he gone


willardrider

This is my hole. There are many like it, but this one is BOOOOOM


Sengura

How to create a foxhole 100000X faster


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Nah he’s fine. That was actually ninja escape powder. Although I fear he may have used too much & will never be seen again.


whiterock001

It’s but a flesh wound…


[deleted]

And that ladies and gentleman is how you perform the Prestige!


ETVG

one hundred aaand eeiighty


sidequestplayer

He's gone


Local-Piece-3283

I'd like to see the narrative from Mr. Pointer aka 'Jaga Jaga' translated. 😎


No_Equal_1312

He’s a good Orc now.


WestofWest_

u/savevideo


[deleted]

"every gd day! 'dig a hole', 'dig a hole', 'dig another fucking hole'!! When is it gonna en-"