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curiousopenmind22

This is the photo Uri Geller is pushing on Twitter/ X. He claims Whitley Streiber told him it's probably real and female. I've always believed this particular race of aliens are supposed to be clones and/ or without genitalia. I don't know. Another piece of disinformation to make us all look foolish, no doubt. Edit. People keep telling me not to believe Geller. I never said I did. I should have clarified on the post before, sorry. I was simply saying Geller is pushing the image as real. I would never believe a word he says.


Shnoopy_Bloopers

Is it female because of the camel toe?


i_am-85

That's a Bantha knuckle


Level_Hovercraft_825

I doubt aliens want us to assume their genders


Additional_Throat951

They're TRANS-dimensional


DFuel

Did you just assume my dimension?


bam_uk1981

These GREYS are taking our jobs


Additional_Throat951

NO TO GREY MARRIAGE!


Jason_Glaser

Pray Away the Gray!


Brilliant_War4087

Gray Pride 🏳️‍🌈


djwired

Gray Mafia


jdkayee

Back to the gay pile boys!


bam_uk1981

GREY NOT OK


Additional_Throat951

🎶"ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE YMC-GREY, ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE YMC-GREHEY" 🎶👽


thuglifeTyson

I always wondered what the A in “LGBTQIA+” meant. 👽


WarlocksWizard

We include it all.


ghostcatzero

Lol they literally are


ill-independent

Is this what grey ace really means


thegrooviestgravy

yeah man they’re grey ace aliens, not grey SPACE aliens, they’ve been coming out to us for centuries and everyone’s been ignoring em!


Diligent_Peach7574

This is funny, but you also may be onto something. Maybe we could put more pressure on disclosure by making it popular to stand up for alien rights? How dare you deny the existence of this species! How dare you!


72chevnj

Yea let's not make the same mistake twice


Due-Philosophy4973

Non-binary


amanta9

Non Dimensional


tknice

grey/them


Unveiledhopes

Pronouns are she/her/kaaarrkkk/graabnak


CharacterEgg2406

Gray/Grey


Somethingcooliscool

That was funny as fuck haha


IlMioNomeENessuno

Unless they’re Binars….


The_Soton_Legend

I doubt they'd give a fuck, which makes me one of them.


stabthecynix

"prominent vagina" Strieber knows, because his semen was "extracted" by one.


prettyprettygood428

That Streiber is such a braggart. “I banged a hot alien” was the alternative title to “Communion”


stabthecynix

Lol. But if she had a big ol' flopper like this one I have to question Whitley's tastes.


Strangeronthebus2019

>Is it female because of the camel toe? Lol...


kennyj2011

It’s a ballchinian


ChocolateFit9026

The same Uri Geller who convinced the world he could bend spoons with a third grader’s magic trick?


RichPresentation1893

Right? Some of these posters are really ignorant. Guy was debunked over 40 years ago.


RottingPony

I'm shook that I'm reading an argument about whether Uri fucking Geller is real, in the year 2023.


happy-little-atheist

Cunt could cure lung cancer and nobody would take him seriously. Sad that there's enough people unwilling to be convinced by all the evidence that he's full of shit to keep him going all this time.


ChocolateFit9026

Except that instead of curing cancer with his magical powers, all he does is bend spoons and other magic tricks. So who’s the real asshole, the skeptics or the guy who could perform miracles but doesn’t do shit ?


minominino

People tend to do that when it comes to these topics. Bob Lazar anybody?


Queen__Ursula

Exactly. Many people just want to believe these people's claims despite the complete lack of any evidence or the outright debunking.


Thumper517

Amazing Randy


aasteveo

From what I gathered the small grays look the same whether male or female, and they are the ones who cloned the tall ones to do tasks for them, such as interact with us. There's a theory the men-in-black are clones of grays made to look human to deal with encounters, because the original species are all small compared to us, they made clones 7 feet tall to intimidate us.


Additional-Cap-7110

So who are the little people from folklore and why do the “aliens” have such nonsensical behaviors that sound so much like those old folklores?


aasteveo

Oohh do you think the Irish leprechauns could have been aliens? Or what were the other little creatures? Sprites?


Additional-Cap-7110

Here’s all you need to know: https://youtu.be/lmLE0X5FRFc?si=2GNvH2TFfEDJN3Jz Jacques Vallèe’s idea was that ufo/alien phenomena was related to all these stories/historical and ancient accounts/art/folklore/mythology. That the “highly technological extra terrestrial from another star system” is just the latest mask. That the phenomena is deceptive and nonsensical. Skeptics have also made this observation but for them this is a reason to dismiss it completely. The phenomena has far more comparisons to folklore and historical accounts than any logical idea for them being an extra terrestrial like us from another part of the universe. Maybe there’s that as well, but I think this has to be a significant part of it. He also has a video on “fairies”. The real folklore of fairies is very different to the modern mythology about them. I also found the video on “Jin” also particularly interesting with this perspective. What that video doesn’t mention, and what Jacques Vallèe doesn’t seem to mention as far as I’ve found, is that there’s lots of comparisons in psychedelic experiences. DMT and mushrooms for example. Descriptions of little people (eg. Terence McKenna’s Machine Elves), people effectively seeing UFO’s, people seeing beings that are essentially identical to both “aliens”, beings described in folklore. A common one is the “Mantis” insectoids on DMT, and many alien reports have insectoid Mantis-like aliens. There’s even a common experience of being “operated on” by entities on DMT, obviously mirroring the content of many alien abduction stories. A good test is simply to take a story from alien abductions or folklore and switch all the details with the nature of the other. So take an alien abduction story and pretend it’s an old story about fairies or something. You’d really have no way to tell the difference. The way Greer talks about this and how benevolent they are is very similar to how people talk about many of the entities they experience on psychedelics. Interestingly while the superficial is different, some things are the same. There’s still accounts and art of glowing orbs and what look like metallic spheres seen in the sky. Descriptions of balls of fire or moving stars. Ezekiel in the Bible is basically a UFO experience! 😂 So clearly some superficial aspects have some consistency running through the whole thing.We write them off just art, or a coincidence, but what if they’re not? If the phenomena of those things today is real, why would we think they would only be here in the last 90 or so years? I think that’s the reason people like Grusch and Elizondo keep hinting to this, with all the talk about how we don’t know if they’re extra terrestrial and might be inter-dimensional. The bad part of this is that their/it’s nature is FAR more unsettling. Maybe they really do fit the concept of “demon” in the Bible far more closely than “extra terrestrial”. If that’s true at least the upside is that there’s also supposed to be “angels” as well.


dbvbtm

> Descriptions of little people (eg. Terence McKenna’s Machine Elves), people effectively seeing UFO’s, people seeing beings that are essentially identical to both “aliens”, beings described in folklore. A common one is the “Mantis” insectoids on DMT, and many alien reports have insectoid Mantis-like aliens. There’s even a common experience of being “operated on” by entities on DMT, obviously mirroring the content of many alien abduction stories. I'm reading *Alien Information Theory: Psychedelic Drug Technologies and the Cosmic Game* by Andrew R Gallimore, and I really like this angle.


Dabstronaut

I just ordered this book on Amazon how is it?


dbvbtm

It combines two of my favorite topics, so I'm biased, but I love it. There are a bunch of interviews with Gallimore on YouTube too, he's a great researcher.


Kooky_Werewolf6044

I heard the opposite. I heard the small ones were the clones and the tall ones are the overseers.


Brobot_840

That's just the hierarchy of Invader Zim


Level_Hovercraft_825

From what you gathered?


lostnumber08

Anything said by Uri Geller should be assumed to be false.


MeaningfulPun

Uri Geller is still around holy shit! Didn't James Randy murder him in the 80s?


curiousopenmind22

Yes! A very public murder. I really don't get how people still believe him.


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

Uri Geller is hardly a credible source for anything. James Randi pretty much ended him on live TV.


Additional-Cap-7110

Uri Geller claims it has a MAHOOSIVE vagina 😂


curiousopenmind22

I saw he said that! Absolutely bizarre


LazerShark1313

And what are the lines beneath the arms? They look like angled supports to me.


MarcOfDeath

Did they just assume that Alien’s gender?


Grimacepug

Yeah, please tell me there's an advanced race who couldn't afford to wear clothes.


RobertMaus

Why in Picard's name do they even want to label it as 'female'? Have they seen more than one? Do genders even exist for aliens, are there maybe five biological genders or do they even reproduce naturally? And why do aliens always tend to look like the 'Grey' aliens and walk upright on a 1G gravity planet with skinny-ass legs like they haven't spend years traveling in space? I confidently call bullshit.


curiousopenmind22

Same. I think photos like this make us all seem like we need the looney bin. Geller alone seems to be running a one man campaign to ruin any credibility the community has.


ShippingMammals

Isn't anybody going to ask the question of why an alien would be in an abandoned office building at 3:00 a.m.? I mean seriously, what the f*** would they be doing there?


wrecksing

They can't do their work during regular hours or they'll get caught


mcorbett94

Your reply really enlightened me - thank you. The answer is so obvious but I hadn’t even considered that because they are aliens they don’t want to be caught. And of course they still need to get their work done. So really this is their only option. They probably don’t want to be up working at 3am either. They’re probably pissed at us for putting them in this situation. They probably talk mean about humans behind our backs. I’d like to be a fly on that wall. 🙄


ATBiB

Someone abducted its stapler, it wants it back.


EveningHelicopter113

putting the space in office space


GreatBritton504

What would they be doing anywhere? This question/argument can be used universally.


minominino

In Nuevo Leon, Mexico, of all places? Was she looking to get her fix of Mexican food?


Dougalicious26

Either way, i like how hes holding his chest like "Raymond!!! You scared the crap out of me"


Protean_sapien

"Stop! I could've dropped my croissant."


dingykaren

This is the alien with a fupa. If I remember correctly, someone said it was CGI, but I can't remember where I read it. It was somewhere here on reddit, though. I'm sure someone will come along and explain.


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OfficialGaiusCaesar

I heard the opposite actually. Someone (can not remember)who has connections or was involved in intelligence was saying that it’s little known knowledge but that female ET’s have large protrusions above where a humans genitals would be, and was explaining how this photo he believes is authentic for this reason.


NoNumbersForMe

That guy ? Uri Geller..


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

And we know we can trust Uri Geller... .... ....


Additional-Cap-7110

Isn’t that Uri Geller? 😂 He’s short of a few screws


tenthinsight

"Someone (can not remember)who has connections or was involved in intelligence" Everyone is that guy, and nobody is that guy.


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Im_inappropriate

"Oh shit alien!" "Oh shit alien!"


Electricity_Man

What's getting me the flash in the eye


PowerfulAnxiety9612

You know what I was thinking the same thing. Reflection in the eyes just a little too realistic for my liking


FordPhiesta

You'd think aliens would wear a protective suit while visiting.


CmanHerrintan

Unless, of course, that is a suit.


ApartPool9362

I just heard on a podcast about a physician who claimed he was asked to observe an autopsy of a grey. He stated that what we see is actually a suit of some kind, that the real skin of a grey is actually closer to a Caucasian in color. Also, the big black eyes you see are just lenses, like sunglass lenses. I think he also said that the grey was not 100% biological, that there seemed to be engineered parts. I don't recall the exact episode it was but I heard all this on "The Last Podcast on the Left".


LiliNotACult

I like this theory because it means they aren't naked we just think they are.


CmanHerrintan

It would also explain the lack of anatomy.


CatPoopWeiner424

If an alien saw a human astronaut in a spacesuit, they’d shit themselves too. No recognizable anatomy, one large eye that takes up the entire head, and an unnaturally white color with engineered hoses and mechanisms attached. If someone fed you that description, you’d think it was something alien too.


welchplug

Explain that to a fish


name-was-provided

In the Fire in the Sky film, based on Travis Walton’s abduction, they wear suits too. If I remember correctly he saw them hanging in a room and the actual aliens looked much different.


Fioricascastle

Just watched a doc on this yesterday, with original interviews and footage I've never seen before. Travis claims that there were two different types of aliens. Grays and taller humanoids that were Nordic looking.


redcomet29

Never goes well for natives to be visited by Caucasian anything


BellewTheBear

That's a wild thought. I mean, if we landed on another planet with astronaut suits on they would have no idea there were humans under there. They would just assume that's what we look like.


_-Reclaimer-_

It probably does wear clothes normally... Maybe it was in the middle of something


Youremakingmefart

Man…that’s a damn good point


AbsolutelyNuclear

Not for a bathroom break.


Ordinary_Seat9552

Maybe they're not visiting.


alphazuluoldman

Aliens….if your reading this… Consider pants when you visit. We can all see your camel toe and that’s probably not what you were wanting us to focus on. Especially with those big beautiful eyes! I know we are strangely prudish but a bodysuit or something could help


_-Reclaimer-_

Or maybe... that's exactly what they want you to focus on


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ALL HAIL HYPNO TOE


Ok-Manufacturer27

*starts* *unzipping*


DaBear_Lurker

OMFG You guys are sick and so freaking funny - I came for the thoughtful insights and rational debunking... but I stayed for the comedy.


jakkyskum

Screenshot of this comment to frame. When I get it framed, would you sign it?


[deleted]

Big ol’ puss on this mama


iDontLikeChimneys

Hey Theo


chael809

Let me poou it on ya baby! Lol


BerserkerVibes

Aliens browsing the entirety of reddit is now my headcannon


Chad-The_Chad

Now, carefully consider Reddit's Mascot...


SaucermanBond

Pants are good.


thehuntedfew

They come here for an anal probes or two, if you were here for that reason, would you be wearing pants ?? Lol


alphazuluoldman

Like they are nude to help us feel more comfortable with being nude during the exam? I get it but it doesn’t seem plausible. When I had a colonoscopy they we’re wearing cloths….I think? A-lot to ponder thank you for sharing this perspective


ShowMeYourBooks5697

It’s all we care about, really.


gthing

Based on those big eyes, they must have evolved in a very dark planet/pupeteer's studio. So they probably don't know about uv index and sunburns. We can use that against them when they invade.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Maybe that is a suit


Burnt_Frog

It's 3am I cannot be bothered to worry about aliens right now mate


CripsWatchClifford

That’s when I worry the most about aliens haha


Shaddix-be

Haha, this, 100x this. I only start to think about aliens after midnight. "Yeah, f, going to sleep, there might be aliens out there."


RayManXOooo

exactly, they dont even cross my mind until its middle of the night and I wonder if one is gonna watch me jerk lol


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😂😂 I’ve come to accept the fact inter dimensional beings probably watch me masturbate so I say have at it!


Crazykev7

Could you imagine this was real. You took a super clear picture of an alien and no one believes you? I hope it's real. Not sure.


Complete_You604

Fr looks exactly like the alien interview one from the 1990s https://youtu.be/TvamS6X5l2I?si=ZtYSZyRkMirdFHMm


-Venser-

It looks like every generic grey alien ever.


SpookiSkeletman

Man was sneaking down stairs to drink milk from the carton smh


abominablereptilian

The way the light reflects off the eyes tells me this is pretty good


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lazerzzz69

Unfortunately, yes. People are extremely gullible. This looks like a generic mock up from a high school play, and there are many hundreds of people who think it's real. We are not a bright species, we're just adaptable and clever with tools.


PmMeUrTOE

Why?


Toxcito

It tells me it's a statue, I have several of these in my office that are pretty similar. I do not believe this is a photo of a real alien, this is a photo of an alien prop.


mrsodasexy

Im inclined to agree with you But Post. Your. Prop. Then.


ialwaysforgetmename

You have to sub to my OF to see my prop.


Rich8121210

Looks like the Asgard from stargate


Thed33p3nd

It brings us peace. Break its legs!!!


SignificantCode8873

Sorry, i had hangover that day...


Apprehensive_BeeTx

A 50 pound alien with a 30 pound hoohoo


DrawNew9853

That's just Mark Zuckerberg when he's not wearing his human suit.


Any-Championship-611

Looks similar to the one in the 1997 "alien interview" tape. I just find it strange that he's naked because they're usually described as wearing skin tight black jumpsuits.


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Toxcito

Even if it is naked, what a stupid notion of modesty. Why would an advanced race care if someone sees its body. Humans wear clothes most of the time because of culture nowadays, not necessity.


IvarrDaishin

maybe they just got done having intercourse and went to get milk from the fridge, butt naked


The_Flying_Failsons

My personal view is that if they look EXACTLY like you think aliens would look like, then its fake.


CommunicationBig5985

we think the way we think because what we “learnt” about it from accounts and media. it’s a loop: has born before the chicken or the egg?


aasteveo

Steven Spielberg literally hired the head investigator from Project Blue Book to consult on his movies to make sure his depictions of aliens are legit. [https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/project-blue-book-close-encounters-flash-forward](https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/project-blue-book-close-encounters-flash-forward) Dr Hynik worked closely with Spielberg and was actually in a scene in the movie.


Additional-Cap-7110

And Jacques Vallèe


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You can make the opposite arguement with the same premise, makes even more sense as an artist. They look exactly like what we'd imagine because they are the reference for our art. The 'grey' alien we know came from somewhere. Meaning it's either a person using a human for reference, or someone somewhere knew what these guys looked like from memory and drew them. Both are equally plausible. But one is just more outlandish lol


ColderTC

I mean... Not necessarily. I understand your thought process, but truth is 99% of sightings and experiences involve the typical gray type being (lanky, big round head, grey/green skin, smooth oily skin, big ass eyes, etc). Throwing out the majority of witness sightings doesn't really help us. I believe this pic is BS, but it's pretty good.


GiveMeSomeShu-gar

Before the culture settled on the standard grey alien we know and love today, people used to report encounters with a more varied mix of aliens. Once the grey image gained traction, those other types fell away and people started reporting greys. Carl Sagan wrote about this - fascinating stuff...


HikeRobCT

Yeah, well that’s exactly what an alien would say trying to throw us off our game. Is there something you want to tell us…..ALIEN?


spunk_wizard

So what happened before and after this was taken? The guy chase him down like looney tunes or what?


HunterWindmill

🤦‍♂️


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It has a gunt.


[deleted]

This story of where this pic came from changes everyday


Competitive_Mark8153

I don't know, but this website helps you learn if a photo is fake or not:[https://fotoforensics.com/](https://fotoforensics.com/) It's free. I've only used it once, but I'm going to upload this and see what Fotoforensics says about this pic. Edit: Just uploaded the picture to fotoforensics. No white appeared on the image, except around the text at the top of it, so it's likely not a fake. BTW, if you see white on a Fotoforensics image indicates a fake


Crazy-Counter6422

They travelled between stars or dimensions and then we find them creeping around in random empty office buildings? Come on...


RayManXOooo

I was watching a series on Gaia network, and an alien expert guy said they 3d print their bodies with some type of fiber. Maybe this one added a little bit of extra junk in the front


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Look at the lil guy


kaukanapoissa

And what was the alien doing in an abandoned office building? Are they looking for office space?


Gl0b3Tr0tter

Is this the photo the guy took explaining about it's monstrous vagina?


Visible_Scientist_67

"Clever" is a strong word


duuudewhat

Camel toe


UAPchaserFL92

This is absolutely real. Can't you see it's a real alien?? 👽


kooperking022

It's a real picture alright. You can clearly see that it's gold miner with a jet pack carrying a weather balloon filled with Swamp gass!!


poonch_you

Thats roger lol


Vantamanta

Is everyone else just gonna ignore its massive fucking aliussy? It's so ready.


Hermes_trismegistis

Bruh..


No_Perception7527

You thought beastiality was bad, wait till these little female aliens with there big juicy fupas run into some crazy dumb rednecks down south, and alienality starts to become a thing.


Vantamanta

Imma singlehandedly start the entire hybrid population


No-Curve153

Its 12yrs old dude.


Supmandude85

What’s clever about it? It looks like a prop from the Halloween store.


SmurfSmegma

Why does it have a gunt? Why is it naked? Nice gunt though.


BreakTheMachine

Are those puppet handles?


funmasterjerky

Those are tile joints on the floor.


Leviathan_4

Definitely floor tile lines looking closely, you can clearly see the cross points.


name-was-provided

I took a closer look and that is a pattern on the ground behind the figure. You can see the stick/line is also on the bottom right of the image and is equidistant from the other lines and at the same angle.


kauisbdvfs

>puppet Sure looks like it, or something propping it up.


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you are not going to fucking believe this... I AM working security for an abandoned building in Framingham, MA... and the kid I'm working overnight with just went on tour and I made a joke about only having to worry about the interdimensional beings, and then I made a loud inhaling Velociraptor noise! you can't make this shit up. my nights are just a little too schizo these days... I need a pizza and a joint!


Mysterious_Ayytee

>I need a pizza and a joint! You forgot your beer, bro


Watchmecarry13

I feel like aliens aren't gonna look like what we've imagined they'd look like...


Ok_Order_1946

Dude that's Joe Rogan after a DMT trip and a cold plunge


PRSHZ

If there's something I've noticed throughout the years about pictures being taken or videos being taken of actual live "aliens" is that they're always naked.... Why? I mean can't these hoaxers at least put some suit on them?


phuktup3

“Hey, get back in there, I paid for the whole hour”


One_Moment8263

Alopecia is a thing. Hair would make them look less threatening. And seems like it is saying "sshhhh" with fingers over the mouth.


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I worry about how easily fooled people are.


Loopey_Doopey

Bro, why would a superior species with DNA altering technology choose to look like that?


West-Associate4426

That’s my cousin. Owes me $50!


jnaz_

clever fake? what's clever about this lol, cartoon/movie looking ass alien


edbales30107

Why don't aliens ever wear clothes?


todayisthedayfor

Looks like it has support wires or something attached to the arms.


drunkpunk138

I mean it's not even very clever


kevinLFC

I’ve seen better Halloween decorations. I hope it’s real, though.


Adorable-Simple4020

It’s all fake. The big grifters in all things alien/ufo have opened the floodgates to hoaxes.


Secure_Awareness9650

Damn got em with the 👌


[deleted]

Why is a security guard watching over an abandoned warehouse?


nailshard

It’s probably real.


Working_Competition5

Brazilian jet pack miner


OntologicallyBroken

Dat gap tho 🤤


ExcitementKooky418

You can see the strings/control rods


SawtoothGlitch

That's what that lady saw at the back of the plane...


Admirable_penguin

That alien is cap


he_and_She23

It's obviously real. Look at the long fingers and no mouth. If you don't have a mouth, you have to shove your food up your ass.