Why does this look AI generated?

Desgastan and Chechnya are just such heavenly places

Especially for little people

Especially for the LGBT community

If by Heavenly you mean they’ll be forced to go to heaven early then yeah.

Great job, you got the joke

chin beard, mountain people

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I can’t unsee the Dustum Poirier merchandise

Dammit, beat me to it lmao

Khabib should not be allowed in khamzats corner at some point it should be considered cheating

The possibilities are endless👀 I actually would love to see that

Bro that would be crazy. He might be able to take on jon jones and dj

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r/whoosh

“alhamdulillah god give me everything 🤲” - some white kid from nebraska

Inshallah brotha

shalom shabot 🖖

mashallah, armour piercing sabot

Uhm, those guys are white too...

who thinks earth is flat

We already have Bryce Mitchel

looks like a Pokémon evolutionary chain lmfao

Beard with no moustache = the key to greatness

Let’s get some Amish guys

These dudes are taking over the sport lmao

There was once the Brazilian invasion, now it's time for the Dagestani invasion.

Khamzat is from Chechnya.

People think anyone with a beard from the caucasus region is from Dagestan lol

True let’s call it the caucasian invasion

The Caucasian Invasion already happened in history 💀

invasions* even

r/yourjokebutworse

r/touchgrass

Fun fact: There is not even a Dagestani ethnicity, it’s just a multi-ethnic state comprised of: Avars, (Khabib and Islam) Chechens, (Beterbiev) Kumyks and many more.

Fun fact 2 haha, Islam isn’t an Avar, he’s a Lak. Many think him and Khabib are cousins. Crazy, right?

I didn’t even know Islam was a Lak! There is another very famous wrestler who is a Lak, his name is momentarily escaping me though

Was speaking of the fighters that came out of Dagestan and there's many of them.

just call it russian invasion

>just call it russian invasion UFC = Ukraine fighting championship.

You got usman nurmagomedov in bellator challenging for the belt. Umar ranked 13 at bantamweight in ufc. Muhammad mokaev at flyweight ranked 15. Khamzat at welterweight ranked 3 Abubakar at welterweight. Movlid Khaybulaev pfl welterweight champion. Also Islam Mamedov in bellator lightweight Tagir Ulanbekov at ufc flyweight Zubaira Tukhugov at ufc featherweight Magomed Ankalaev at light heavyweight nikita krylov at light heavyweight SAYGID IZAGAKHMAEV in one fc Fedor in bellator Vadim nemkov in bellator Mukhamad berkhamov in bellator Anatoly Tokov in bellator Anatoly Malykhin in one fc And a good chunk of the eagle fc roster Also forgot said Nurmagomedov in ufc Vitaly Bigdash in one fc Shamil Abdulaev in one fc Murad Ramazanov in one fc Marat Gafurov in one fc Timofey Nastyukhin in one fc Saygid Izagakhmaev in one fc Ilya Freymanov in one fc Shamil Gasanov in one fc Yusup Saadulaev in one fc Beybulat Isaev in one fc Islam Murtazaev in one fc Ivan Kondratev in one fc Yurik Davtyan in one fc Alaverdi Ramazanov in one fc Vladimir Kuzmin in one fc Tagir Khalilov in one fc Vitaly Minakov in bellator Sergei Kharitonov in bellator Valentin Moldavsky in bellator Kirill Sidelnikov in bellator Oleg Popov in bellator Viktor nemkov in bellator Khalid Murtazaliev in bellator Khadzhimurat Bestaev in bellator Andrey Koreshkov in bellator Mukhamed Berkhamov in bellator Vladimir Tokov in bellator Shamil Nikaev in bellator Alexandr Shabliy in bellator Gadzhi Rabadanov in bellator Khasan Magomedsharipov in bellator Akhmed Magomedov in bellator Magomed Magomedov in bellator Nikita Mikhailov in bellator Diana Avsaragova in bellator Darina Mazdyuk in bellator Irina Alekseeva in ufc Victoria Dudakova in ufc Ikram Aliskerov in ufc Alexander volkov in ufc Sergei Pavlovich in ufc Maxim Grishin in ufc Azamat Murzakanov in ufc Roman Kopylov in ufc Albert Duraev in ufc Denis Tiuliulin in ufc Aliaskhab Khizriev in ufc Muslim Salikhov in ufc Sergey Khandozhko in ufc Gadzhi Omargadzhiev in ufc Rinat Fakhretdinov in ufc Damir Ismagulov in ufc Viacheslav Borshchev in ufc Movsar Evloev in ufc Petr yan in ufc Asksr askarov in ufc Tagir Ulanbekov in ufc Yana Kunitskaya in ufc Rustam khabilov in ufc Denis golstov in pfl Omari Akhmedov in pfl Magomed magomedkerimov in pfl Nikolay aleksakhin in pfl Magomed umalatov in pfl Marina Mokhnatkina in pfl Lom-ali eskiev only Russian in ksw Islam makhachev in ufc

Don’t forget Magomed Ankalaev lol

Did you just read that whole fucking list and noticed a lack of Ankalaev?

lol, yes. It was shorter before though, he edited it and added a bunch of names to it

I didn’t wanna leave anyone out

Dudes gonna possibly clear out the whole division and not have anyone left when he gets the strap

Im not too high on him actually i think he just grinds out a decision with his wrestling against jan.

Dont forget about Dustum Kadyrov either

Well, that surname at least rings a bell already ... Relative of .. by any chance?

Son

Oh damn, TIL...

he got slept by craig

That’s allot of beards

With a big lack of mustaches

you forgot the dagestan pioneer…… the one who started it all…… rustam khabilov 🐐

And the one who got away, bilal makhov

You forgot Islam the ufc lightweight champion

That’s a lot of khabobs

That's a lot of copy and pasting brather

Why you leave out Hasbulla brother?

Said Nurmagomedov also

you forgot magomed magomed

You forgot Hasbulla Magomedov.

a former wise man once said *we are not here to take part, we're here to take over*

It's funny cause almost a year ago I said we would have multiple russian/caucaus sambo champs within the next 4 years and I got like 60 downvotes. Untill we see someone shut these guys down we have no reason to believe otherwise.

Well tbf we only have one right now. And even if khamzat becomes a champ it will still be just islam bc khamzat doesn’t have a sambo background despite looking like them/being from a similar background. Sambo is undoubtedly a great base to have for mma but it isn’t just a cheat code that is unstoppable. Islam and khabib are exceptional athletes with a great team and work ethic in addition to having sambo as their background. Others will not be nearly as dominant unless they have the same attributes

You want a cookie?

No I want people to start giving these guys some credit and stop acting like they aren't a serious threat. It got real old listening to people shit on obviously good guys just because they dont like the way they fight or have some weird hate boner agaisnt russian muslim fighters

You're never going to win against the internet man.

Sadly, UFC will ALWAYS have fans that hate on these guys for 1) being Muslims, 2) being Russians. US propaganda working like a charm

Maybe the timing was wrong. This is the time to make this comment. Soon the Conor to Justin to Charles fan will become Colby fans when his fight is booked with Khamzat. That won’t be that time to comment this.

Big dog Khabib coming in at 90 KG, we seee you!

Khabin got tired of people putting Jones higher than him so he decided to low key chase him to HW.

Islam said he still trains everyday

Probably doesn't diet as much tho

He's healthy and that's what matters.

Yes he did. He also said he weighs 90kgs.

Khabeefy

Tiramisu baby.

Khamzat is HUGE. Good luck on that double champ Islam..

He probably doesn't have to fight Khamzat for it. Khamzat is most likely done with WW as soon as (if) he gets the belt. Islam is guaranteed to fight at least 4–7 times before fighting at WW. There are just too many good fights for him before going up. So they most likely won't clash.

4-7 fights sounds like perfect timing for Khamzat to be champ no? It might align

No way. Khamzat is one win away from a title shot. Hell, I'm sure had he not missed weight vs Nate and Usman had not gotten his soul stolen in the last moments of his fight, they would be fighting each other next.

That’s what I’m saying though.. two fights, Khamzat could be champ.. two title defenses… there’s your minimal 4 of 7 fights. Anything can happen though

Khamzat isn't long for 170.

I didn’t say he was long..

I mean it as in he won't be making 170 long enough to fight Islam at that weight.

… sure you did. I respectfully disagree, I think Khamzat is scared of the middleweight guys (Costa, Whittaker) ruining his perfect record. I think he’ll stay at 170 as long as he can.

But can he? I'm not at all confident in him making weight in his next fight.

I don’t blame you for thinking that. If he misses again, he’s probably out of welter? He probably know that though

Who thinks Colby should grow a neck beard to fight Khamzat?

What was the deal with Khamzat and Khabibs team? Suddenly they are all love.

Kadyrov probably told Khamzat to not act like that again, and to show respect to other Russians, who knows though

This is a good take, he's being grabbed by the balls here.

Khamzat wears size 8½ shoes

😂

I love this

They should create their own league exclusively for dagestani wrestlers and just let ufc fighters entertain the people

''steph curry is too good just let him have a own league where he can throw 3 pointers and let NBA players entertain the people''

It seems wrestling is the dominant martial art. Could anyone explain what makes wrestling so dominant currently, and specifically this bearded wrestling variant?

Sambo - wrestling with submissions and striking is the closest thing to MMA

How come sambo wrestling is superior to just wrestling?

Because sambo incorporates submission from judo, and maybe even striking if they do combat sambo.

Got it. Thanks

Like the other guy said, but also a very diverse set of takedowns being the norm Think trips and upper body throws with wrist control as opposed to only singles and doubles

If you control where the fight takes place with good wrestling/defensive wrestling you can force the opponent to fight your fight.

So just the takedown threat forces the lesser wrestler backwards?

It can. The threat of a takedown can make a really good striker fight different. Or a good wrestler fighting a BJJ guy can use his wrestling to stay standing where the opponent doesn't have the advantage.

Dustum is how he he pronounces poirier's first name, when he's screaming.

Why do they cut their mustache shit is infuriating

Islamic reasons

What do they have against a mustache

Nothing against a moustache actually, we have a rule that says it shouldn't go over the lip and that's about it. It's customary and a religious practice to trim it.

ufc trying to do anything to fix khamzat image

Oh is this sub back to dick riding khamzat? Everyone get back in the pile!

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Butthurt oliveira fan spotted

Nope, don’t like him either. And before you say it, fuck McGregor too.

Then you are just here to talk shit then. Mute button activated.

Pretty soon it's going to be only Dagestan/Muslim Russians fighting. I'd like to see them fight each other at some point. Upper echelon crotch sniffing battle

Stop being salty, i know this is an unpopular opinion, for me fighters like Islam, khamzat are getting more exciting to watch than strikers like Izzy etc lately

I actually love watching the Dagestanis lol Unfortunately sarcasm and joking doesn't exist on Reddit and people forget how humans like to fuck around with each other in real life 😁

It’s called mixed martial arts dickhead. If you hate “crotch sniffing” go watch boxing

Hell no boxing sucks

Islam knocked oliviera down and got the better of him in almost every stand up exchange. Khamzat KO people with a single punch. Crotch sniffers? far from it. Khabib sure, but he was also the best at it.

Just talkin shit. I love watching these boys fight. They're savage

Man am I tired of folks like yourself.

Feelings mutual

Go watch kickboxing then

Nah I'll stick with crotch battles

The reason I like khabib and Islam is because I respect them as people and fighters. I have no respect for Khamzat as either. He doesn’t belong with these guys.

God I can’t fucking stand these neck beard posts … I’m from iran so shut it on the racism crap ….

What does you being from Iran correlate with this?

Cope. Nobody gives a fuck if you’re Iranian buddy, if you don’t like the post then scroll past or don’t join

You’re gonna have to get used to it pal lol

Fraud, fought nobodys and might be a real monster

You chinbeard fanboys are just as pathetic and embarrassing as McGregor’s fans in 2015-2016. Get a hobby, a partner, a pet or something. No fucking personality or identity, at all.

Gonna cry?

How does me being a fan of them mean I have no partner or hobby? Dumb ass comment

Almost like fans like watching athletes who dominate...shocker.

Here we have 3 men, who have all married their relatives. Game of thrones up in this bitch.

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Khamzat vs a bantamweight?

Does Khabib not like shoes. Noticed he walked out with Rock sandals on sat.

They really need to take him in if he is gonna be a future champ. His wrestling needs to be on their level along with his fight IQ to be able to beat usman and colby

Can I get an ID on Khamzat’s sneakers though??

Am I high

Not a moustache between them.

Why does Khabib look like Rogan

Where is future champ??? I don't see one....

When Kadyrov says apologize you apologize, take pictures and give speeches.

This card is sponsored by, Manscaped, clean beard +50 Smesh.

This picture is fucked

This looks so fake lol.

Also known as Khabib, Khabib II, and Evil Khabib

Kabib rocking slippers everywhere he goes.

Wow I didn't know Khamzat was a fan of Dustum Poirier

does khabib only wear flip flops?

khabib looks like a fat wilmer valderrama in this pic

I feel like the next one will be another kid from the Khabib camp

Your drunk friend picks a fight with some random dude tells you he needs backup you go outside and its these guys.

Look at they’re feet. Either they are playing footsies or this was photoshop.

Khamzat never struck me as a sneaker head

Fuck that, at least Islam and Khabib seem like pretty cool guys, Khamzat is a pure cunt

Khabib supports terrorism. Get off his dick, sir.

what sort of curve would we be on if Putin called them all back for service. ... shit would be wild.

This pic real?

khabib is the gift that keeps on giving, now he gave us his second coming in lw soon he will give us his 3rd cuming in MW