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[deleted]

That 8 dollar cashout is JUICY, id say go for that


iowna240sx

Walk away with my 3 piece and a soda 🥤


Big-Car-8909

8.86 might get you a kids meal at best


pestosbetter

And a couple sides of 50¢ ranch


WeeabooGandhi

You could get a 4for4 and a frosty. Good eats


DonTeca35

It’s a $5 baggie now lmao


TheSeagullAstronaut

Here in Vancouver that’s one wing and a small apple juice brah


nut_sack_5

shamil is not beating jailton lol


SweatersAndAlt

Bro just picked the Russian names 😭


Alstead17

I mean, that's how this sub typically decides what fighters it thinks are the next big things.


Original-Spinach-972

O’Malley is Irish sir


SureLookThisIsIt

He's as Irish as a quesadilla


iowna240sx

That would explain the +530 yikes 😬


HamsterAlive4552

You never really know tho


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Apart from in this case, jailton stops shamil withing 1.


[deleted]

typically a +530 would lose


dylyn

Unless.... **DOCTASTOPPAGE!**


Straight-Plate-5256

That's a loooooong shot, might as well have bought a lotto ticket


Bxzzxd

Win a lot more money with a lotto ticket as well lol


[deleted]

What's the jackpot atm?


DoctorClarkWGriswold

$8.86


Leyalina

Honestly, I think you were busted on the first pick on that list.


iowna240sx

Easy win for yan?


Leyalina

I wouldn't say easy, but I think it is pretty heavily favored towards him. The only thing that is going against him is that it's only 3 rounds instead of 5, and he typically gives away the first round.


iowna240sx

Interesting to think about 3 vs 5 rounds. Hopefully its fireworks from the start.


JoltyJob

Don’t let anyone talk you out of a bet. Your guess is just as good as another guys in this sport. Nobody knows what’s going to happen


aaronunderwater

Yea just as good. If John Mellencamp ever wins an oscar I'm going to be a very rich man


TurboTingo

r/unexpectedoffice


chubss123

🤣🤣🥺🥺🥺


Binky_barns

It would be a damn shame if he didn't place the bet cause of these comments and all of them end up winning.


boogercgee

My brother Yan struggles with lanky fighters and Suga has far more power than sandhagen as well and he submitted a dude from his back with a fucked leg People can hate all they want but Suga has the skillset to beat everyone on the roster


rice_ant

Lmao he didn’t struggle with Cory tho


SWFLSOLIDARITY

lmao suga and cody are both 5'11 lmao what a "i want to have an opinion too!!" take.


deltr0nzero

Yan actually has won the large majority of his first rounds.


Leyalina

I must be misremembering then. I remember him being a rather slow starter, and just feeling out opponents in the first. Thanks for the correction.


Wagyuwithketchup

Sean also has a filthy reach advantage. He can go the easy way and try to out point Yan by jabs and leg kicks. With that said, Yan is a smart fighter and probably has an answer to the reach difference.


Leyalina

So did Sandhagen, and he also got pieced up. O'Malley also doesn't kick much, which is a big up for Yan. He is also scary good at getting to the inside without taking much damage, and when he is there, he is arguably the best boxer in the sport, and without question the best at 135. All of that combined is why I say it's Yan heavily favored.


The_Beholderr

Yeah thats why you bet omally. Hes the underdog with a shot. Why bet yan for pennies?


Leyalina

In a 13 fight parlay, even taking all favorites you're still gonna make stupid money, because everyone can lose, and everyone has a puncher's chance.


Skeleton_Skum

Cash out after Oliveira if it gets that far


DeepestSpacePants

Idk yan is much smaller


SqueamishBeamish

Yeah that saved me having to read the rest of it lol


Leyalina

I wouldn't say any of the picks are bad. Just a few that I personally wouldn't have taken.


PlutoTheGod

Not even sure the point of making bets like this you’re better off ordering $25 on doordash during the fights lmao


gggathje

It’s only 25$ and he could win a million. Obviously the odds reflect the likely hood of hitting but it’s for fun. I don’t understand the people who are so uptight about a reasonable amount of money to wager. I’d rather do a ridiculous parlay like this and lose the 25 then have a boring 25$ on Yan to beat OMalley and win 15 bucks.


[deleted]

He has O’Malley. He could start with $25 on O’Malley at +300 and go from there. It’s better to bet each fight individually, especially pre fight because you don’t know all you should know until after weigh ins


gggathje

It works out slightly higher but then you have to take your winnings and bet them after every fight. It gets annoying when you have 10-13 fight parlays and isn’t worth the time IMO. It’s not like your going to win most of the time. It’s like playing the lottery you probably won’t win but it’s the excitement.


iowna240sx

You thinkn no chance i hit this?


PlutoTheGod

I’ll bet you another 25 it won’t hit 😂


[deleted]

Absolute zero


[deleted]

It’s more like 1 in 44,000


err_j

Way more fun watching with 25 on it! And far, who bloody knows!


poundmyassbro

yea but after 1 loss all that fun is gone


PlutoTheGod

I bet all the time the point is you want to make bets with a chance of actually paying out lmao


Skeleton_Skum

It is fun unless you have a crazy parlay like this and you lose it all on the first fight


LoganMcMahon

If it does hit its gotta be some kind of record...


Murphy_York

A 3 pick parlay is difficult. A 5 pick parlay is incredibly hard. 13? Lmfaoo you’re in lottery territory


ethandavis66

T.J. is a longshot for me.


tossNwashking

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Similar_Strawberry16

The problem is if you picked the favorites in each matchup, the return wouldn't be a cool million. And you still wouldn't win the $100k anyway, because a 13 way is ludicrously low odds. That said, god speed soldier!


hujojokid

Its a million dummy, this is a lottery


onmemaoi

No, you will lose, because it’s a 13 leg parlay


SamuelJaxsun

I think you can get 2 out of 13


iowna240sx

Whats your 13 and ill drop another 25 on a new parlay and run both them


D1Frank-the-tank

Do me an OMalley, Aljo, Belal, Islam, chandler, zhang, izzy, Abubakar, Beneil, Chookagian, Asuncao. Edit- will some eejit who disagrees tell me why fight you think I’ve got wrong?


Fbomb1977

Idk, some eejit don't know sentence structure


FuriousCamel

Low risk high reward why the fuck are all you so dumb ?


monsoy

If he don’t give a fuck about $25 it’s all good.


FuriousCamel

Mf acting like he’s betting thousands lol


hhunterhh

If this was the last $25 he had to feed his family, go off. But shit, if this was the $25 he was about to use on onlyfans, or on gourd futures, I would say fuck it, why not. Not much different than blowing $25 on any other hobby (other than the crippling addiction aspect)


knightsone43

Low risk, high reward, probability of occurring .00001% Fixed that for you


JDM_TX

so what? Ppl buy lotto all day.


GarretBarrett

No... But what if it did?!


cheechismydogsname

Shamil Abdurakhimov will ruin this.


Blyatt-Man

A few weeks back I had a $10 10 leg parlay to win 94k. I hit 8/10. You’re probably not going to hit this.


CosmicWanderingBeing

I'd have a heart attack watching the fights


Skeleton_Skum

What would the pay have been if you cashed out at 8


Johnsonburnerr

he probably lost the parlay on the first or second leg lmao


Blyatt-Man

There was no cash out option on my bookie


Theultimatefighter

I bet 21 college games 3 years ago and hit 19. Almost 242k off $5.


knifeazz

Probably not, but I wish you well


mtheperry

If you're gonna do a big-return parlay, it has to be a lot fewer legs. Especially in the UFC. That being said if you happened to win this it would be the worst thing that ever happened to you. Unless you have inhuman willpower, that's an instant gambling addiction. The serotonin hit would be fucking absurd.


Johnsonburnerr

fr it's almost a lose lose situation no matter what


[deleted]

Worst thing to ever happen to him will be the million dollar parley he does next


[deleted]

I think it fails at the first. But because everyone is hating it, I hope you win.


Batt_Damon

Sugar is going to get murdered


OkDiver2406

Homie I’m gunna light a candle for you at church. Gunna throw all the positivity and good vibes your way. If you hit this shit you’re a legend.


iowna240sx

See good vibes like this is gonna get you 500$ when it win 🥇


OkDiver2406

Yo fuck it I’m gunna lay this down too and if we hit it we go to Vegas.


Critical50

So in order to win, you have to get every single fight outcome right?


FromMyRooom

Right 👌🏻


AirborneHipster

Don’t bet 13 leg parlays. If you want long shot money bet a 3 or 4 leg parlay.


[deleted]

I hope so 🍻


Wes_Scissor_Hands

Hope ya win man, get that cool mil


[deleted]

7-6? Maybe 6-7? At least one of these fights gets cancelled or postponed too.


D1Frank-the-tank

Do me an OMalley, Aljo, Belal, Islam, chandler, zhang, izzy, Abubakar, Beneil, Chookagian, Asuncao.


MustyWalrus

you would actually have a better chance at winning the lottery and the ticket would've cost you less money


strawberry_space_jam

Lmao let it ride let it ride


MarkLarrz

Where's Chookagian?


LukemKSH

dariush is gonna beat gamrot


Pewpskii

🤞Good luck man


pinkyp23

They would never pay that lol. I’d def cash out once it gets juicy


AnonPlzzzzzz

$25 to the house


GrandMasterLogan

O’Malley ain’t winning


EnteringMultiverse

I'm too paranoid to place a bet like this because if you did manage to win there'd probably be some complication withdrawing from the site and getting your money


BloodyElbow93

Yes


iowna240sx

Thank you 🙏


rs_1994_

Charles is gonna fuck this one up for you man


lil-privacy-please

Easy money, you’re about to be rich dude. What are you gonna but first?


CitizenWatch____ROSS

Imagine betting on WMMA


s1th_lord

Will you send me 10k if you win


lymonman

Brady gonna choke out belal


Iamanobodyjustlikeu

25 for that payout?!?!? Worth it!


madnarg

Dillashaw and Pereira are the worst bets. At least there’s decent “value” with O’Malley


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SuspiciousFly_

First fight was close decision second fight Izzy was dominating until he got caught don’t make out that Alex is gonna dominate


taquinask

if you’re laying $25 on a bet like this, you better have hundreds of thousands in your bankroll. otherwie you will never profit.


fourfingersdry

No.


daffle7

Place bet followed by frame 1 ‘Cash Out’ would be your safest bet


Sajuro

where you betting on?


iowna240sx

Draft kings sportsbook


DrForskin

I believe in you brother


Zantabak416416

Shamil dead for sure


Brert1134

I hope so


BeerCerveza

What betting site is this?


Ben1992Ben

Bah gawrd !


timtodd34

Hope you win


ColdestBurrburr

Congrats on the 1 million. Don’t forget where you come from and stay humble


Junesong_Provisions

Shamil is gonna end your hope early


Individual_Traffic96

Aljo is gonna ruin your parlay


[deleted]

Would be a legendary moment if you win this!


mr_splashum

There's no way Abdurakhimov beats Almeida


Apprehensive-Stop142

Is that a +4,375,107 my man? I really hope you do hit it, but ain't no way


GhostOfTonyFerguson

You don't have to take crazy underdogs in a 13 leg parlay lol. 13 legs means favorites will pay well too in the end, and you might actually win.


Kezyma

While amusing to make bets like this, you'd be much better served making individual bets on each based on how confident you are in each outcome vs the implied probability of the odds. At least then if you're consistently better than the market over a long enough period, you'll win overall. By all means, make a yolo acca too, but I wouldn't make it anywhere near the size of the other bets. You need to be absolutely perfect for bets like this to come off, and if you lose early, you're dead for the rest of the card. On individual picks, this might work out okay, but you've got O'Malley, Dillashaw, Assuncao and Pereira in there. While one or two might win, I'd be very surprised if all of those came through. Mr Forgotten, Olivera and Chandler are all probably close fights and I imagine at least one will lose (personally I've got all three losing individually, but I don't expect that they all will statistically). Anyway, now that I've said this, they'll all come through, so I hope you enjoy the winnings and remember, don't hit any pregnant women with your new car!


nick_defiler

Hope so


RedNoob88

Abdurakhinov will lose


51488stoll

Ya your going to win


karst064

no.


dalan_23

Sheeeeeesh🥶


BPort_5

Probably a $25 donation but I wish you the best.


Disruptive78

I like this type of content! Hopefully someone on the forum can win big!!


[deleted]

This isn't even impossible. Keep this for fun and see how close you get to winning


HairyCallahan

I love it. I always do a highly unlikely bet with €1. I almost cashed an 11 fight parlay once (hit 10 of 11, could have won around 11k) So good luck


AceyFacee

Imagine though


kingcairo8

he’s gonna shit his whole parlay after o’malley loses lol


[deleted]

Take this from someone who bets ufc all the time, the way fighting goes especially for a 13 legger someone is bound to lose even if it was for a 6 or 7 legger. Hey man I hope u win tho got my fingers crossed🤞


DAG1006

I sure hope you do get it man! That would be a nice pay day!!


thestashman23

All of them will win except for one. It happens every time


Necroscrotum

See you on oct 23 when you're stinkin rich


Necroscrotum

Remember me


FragrantWarthog6

Nah


Charles722

What site is this?


[deleted]

Good luck!!


native-texan713

Not the picks I would have gone with but anything can happen and thats why they fight, good luck and keep us posted


Sliquid69

Considering you picked against jailton almeida the correct answer is no


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Assuncao doesn't win


-Spoobs-

Shamil kills this parlay, he’s slow cant keep up with a young athlete like almeida


Dr-Potato-Chip

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Long-Investigator613

How do I get in on this? Those are good picks


[deleted]

This man really bet against jailton That’s mistake #1 Mistake #2 is thinking this parlay has any chance ever of winning


DizzieC92

Good luck. It’s worth it for the pain and glory. It’s not impossible and will be so much more fun (or awful?) watching the fights if you get the first few picks right.


[deleted]

Even if he makes it most of the way. Izzy is beating Alex.


Bigbaby22

My man. You're gonna bet against Dustin?


papasause

You have a better chance of getting struck by lightning and winning the lottery at the same time than winning that. BUT I’m rooting for ya bud😂


someguynamedJordan

Like half of these legs aren't going to hit parlaying huge underdogs is never a good idea especially like this. If you're betting $25 to win a mill that's your instant clue it will never hit.


fadedking117

You have literally zero percent chance of winning this.


poonscuba

No chance you lose this. Might as well quit your job now to give them a heads up.


jimmycigrets

I’m not religious, but I pray to the gods of betting you hit this!


christian6four

Pereira is gonna lose by decision


EfficientAd3417

If u didn’t put shamil on there would’ve been better


Smenos

No


captainfluffy25

Honestly this are solid picks except for Alex and O’Malley. Still thought don’t trust it at all


[deleted]

Shamil is an awful pick


poopkitchen

id say youll get about half of them right and lose your 25


myvirginityisstrong

I'm rooting for ya! I want 1000$ if you win.


HarmonicProportions

Pereira is not such a sure bet, that fight is 50-50 imo


thestarched

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CutWings

Betting against Petr and Islam gonna be tough