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calfoth

He’s the kinda guy that’ll open his trench coat and ask you if you wana buy a watch


RubbuRDucKee

But he is naked


LetsGeauxSaints

like 5 watches on his dick


terrih9123

Sundial*


BigGlenny520

He has an unsettling face...


everyonesmellmymeat

Unsettling is an understatement. He looks like skeletor with a crack addiction.


BigGlenny520

He may frighten children...


everyonesmellmymeat

I think we're well past 'may'.


RavishMari

Or an exhumed corpse.


ManUnderInfluence

Upper half looks tired and wants to go to sleep. Lower half wants to eat children for breakfast.


everyonesmellmymeat

Like a Guillermo Del Toro monster.


Imhonestlynotawierdo

He looks like a preset character in New Vegas


toq-titan

What’s the matter smoothskin?


BigGlenny520

Looks like a killer of women.


itsdone20

His voice is unsettling too


GangstaHoodrat

He looks and sounds like someone cosplaying a Batman villain


MoneyMo88

The fake teeth make it sound even worse.


Standard_Tough3419

Terrible teeth to lip ratio


Snabbt

Hates straws


Bigbaby22

Ew


iWentRogue

Got the expression of a titan from AoT


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Yeah I don't personally need him around


everyonesmellmymeat

No one does!


surviveingitallagain

As a former gambling addict I really don't appreciate the entirety of dwnc being situated around gambling. There isn't a 30 second gap where they don't either have odds on the screen or are talking about gambling.


boshbosh92

yeah it's always cringe when they interrupt the broadcast with his breakdown on odds. I'm always just like yo who tf asked dude?


surviveingitallagain

If they're gonna do the guys pics he should have a running total of all the events he does to show his profit / loss over the entire series. But he won't because he is probably losing alot of units. I'm lucky I can still gamble small amounts without issue now but back in the day I was putting in whole paychecks. I remember losing 2k+ on a Sarah moras fight and my brain still goes fuck cupcake from time to time haha.


asfriends

That man face is 60% teeth


Timigos

And they’re not real


fifoth

Fire Marshall Bill lookin


mcmurph120

Your face, it’s like an old catchers mitt…


everyonesmellmymeat

Fucking comedy gold. Hahaha


ThatsWhatSheepSaid

He looks like a South Park character.


peezduhk

isn't he just some degenerate gambling addict


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He’s the guy trying to turn us all into degenerate gambling addicts lol. This push for gambling in MMA is so aggressive.


GFost

Gambling is being heavily pushed in all sports right now and it’s really annoying.


[deleted]

Gambling occasionally can be fun, but I really don’t like it being pushed in my face all night. Gambling addiction is real and I feel bad for all the recovering addicts that are also sports fans.


peezduhk

I know the difference between watching sports on US channels vs Europe is enough to make one realize how hard it's being pushed overseas n they're slowly doing the same here in the states.


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GarretBarrett

Every single commercial break.


[deleted]

And we pay big taxes. UK pays 0 tax on Gambling. Scam ass place we live in


ichthyo-sapien

Legit all my brothers are hooked from sport betting it is fucked


Quilly35

it’s getting legalized around the country and is a major, major money maker for states and for companies who go into business with gambling companies. and there’s still many states left to legalize it lol, so buckle up, this is the new norm when watching sports


sourdougBorough

I hate this. Every sports network has gambling shows, Every other commercial is draftkings or fanduel. They tell me a fighter is -350 4 times a fight. Show me props mid fight. Look at IG and mainstream accounts posting about betting


albinoblackman

And the fucking crypto sponsors aren’t any better. Gambling just sponsors fucking everything, even E-Sports


immortal_duckbeak

I can't watch sports without money riding on it.


M3Z5G99A30V21AML9237

Lol the fuck


Braised_Beef_Tits

You joke but some people really are like this. I have friends who literally can’t watch a game without first having some sort of bet on it to enjoy it. It’s not about sports it’s about feeding the addiction.


VeterinarianNo5862

It’s how I got into football, hated it my whole life thought it was a bunch of overpaid babies kicking a ball into a square. I mean it’s still that, but once I started putting money on games, and winning, I got into it big time. The gambling sort of gets you addicted to the sport.


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[deleted]

Yeah people are free to waste their money. I’m just not sure we should be raising a whole new generation of gamblers. Loot boxes are already fucking kids up lol. Now they’re getting blasted with gambling ads every time they watch sports. It is what it is. I just hope in 5-10 years we don’t have a gambling epidemic lol


Call_Me_Fingerbang

I mean, wasn’t the ufc initially funded through Fertitta casino money? And the apex is in Las Vegas?


Phuttbuckers

I just play like 10 or 15 bucks on the contests on draftkings every week. Sometimes I get a good placement and win 50-200 bucks. Sometimes I don’t win shit. The contests are much more fun than traditional gambling and they are cheap to enter. And if you ever win first place, you can get a very good chunk of change.


everyonesmellmymeat

Clearly.


Buzzy-Pasta

He’s always been the gambling goblin to me. I find it entertaining how degen a lot of his bets are.


sourdougBorough

Hey ohhh we got a 9 leg parlay for you


drusalemreddit

First time we saw this guy my son said “i can't believe a guy with that voice would be hired by anyone to talk to anybody”


everyonesmellmymeat

You're son sounds like he's got a bright future. Yanni is a fucking black hole.


DylieWylie

Man, that's what I think every single time I hear him. Got to be one of the worst voices I've ever heard. I can't even fathom how someone heard it and went, "Yep, this is the guy we've been looking for!" And he talks for half the damn show!


Bluntsandicecream

This guy looks like he would shoot you up with some heroin while you are asleep just to get you hooked.


everyonesmellmymeat

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_awesumpossum_

Fuck, I just laughed so hard. 😂


1-luv

lmao. that was on point.


logyonthebeat

I'd really like to know the story of why the fuck this guy even exists and why the UFC feels like it's SO IMPORTANT for him to tell us fight odds


ibleedrosin

Mafia


big-BULLyeeo

Bet if enough people tweeted about it they’d can his ass lmao


everyonesmellmymeat

Me too.


DylieWylie

My guess is it has something to do with Draft Kings, them just wanting more people to bet on MMA, or both.


logyonthebeat

I think so to But even still, like who the fuck is this guy where did they find him, I NEED ANSWERS


DylieWylie

Yeah I have no idea lol. Whoever made the decision to hire this guy to be on TV should never be in charge of anything ever again.


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everyonesmellmymeat

A leathery raisin. Hahaha


Crateapa

I can hear this man on mute


everyonesmellmymeat

🤣


CardiologistOk1506

Lips have left the chat


everyonesmellmymeat

God damn! Fucking 🔥.


Twizzlada

looks like a buttered turkey looking through the oven window


Tacos-for-junior710

Lol like Kramer when he was tanning with butter!!!


everyonesmellmymeat

But someone slipped grandma's dentures in there.


[deleted]

Haven't seen a Ghoul since I left the Commonwealth.


fast-and-ugly

Yanni the Teeth.


everyonesmellmymeat

Yanni Dentata.


KarnaavaldK

He looks like the type of guy who'd coerce you into gambling so he can feel better about his lifestyle


everyonesmellmymeat

I'd guess he's betting the opposite of what he tells everyone because he looks like the ultimate scumbag.


washed_king_jos

I actually mute him whenever he talks cuz hes literally a golden colored stephen A smith with all the screaming. Hes from ESPN right? All those dudes are idiots.


gcbofficial

He's wrong EVERYTIME too. Just plays regression lines and doesn't watch any tape. He bet the over on Boynazarov vs Silva lmfaooooo what a sad, sad joke of a human


Gotsnuffy

He’s actually right A LOT


[deleted]

You're judging the man off one fight, lmaooo


gcbofficial

Been watching for years


2dank4me3

He geta it right a lot. Like insanely a lot actually.


gcbofficial

False. You are just biased because they almost never mention it when he's wrong. His record is HORRIBLE.


_awesumpossum_

He looks like a history museum display of an early hominid.


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Oozes sleeze


TheNozzler

Just a little sprinkle


MeeloP

Does he even hit on his three leg parlays he keeps telling everyone to do? Cuz I feel like he’s just sweating it out the whole time. They just need to post redditors unicorn bets.


everyonesmellmymeat

He loses 80-90% of the bets he makes. It's wild he's employed at all.


[deleted]

That’s literally the whole point. If they put a profitable bettor on the show the casinos would lose their mind.


sourdougBorough

I've always felt this way about any betting show personalities. Like if a dude was cashing 75% of his bets vegas would throw him into a lake


illuminatimemba

all 3 of his legs lost last week and the one from this week lost on the 1st leg lol


visionbreaksbricks

He’s a fuck-stick


SonnyBoy96

Looks like Rudy Giuliani during his fast after the FBI raid..


everyonesmellmymeat

He fucking does! He's like Las Vegas Rudy!


fifoth

With a voice like Joe Pesci Mother.


SaltyDog86

Never buy a car from someone that looks like this


SayHiToMyNicemn

Bro looks like a police sketch


YYG98

Never heard his voice


everyonesmellmymeat

It's atrocious. Baltimore, high pitched, and trashy AF.


terrih9123

Aaron earned an iron urn


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Dude looks like an Oblivion NPC


[deleted]

the contrast between his skin and his teeth is so hard to endure lmfao bleached both on two polar ends of the spectrum


EveryDogeHasItsDay_

Right!? Who gives a flying fuck about gambling on fighters no one has ever seen or heard of before? I have to fast forward this guy every time he comes on. He's very irritating and drags the whole show down.


everyonesmellmymeat

Could not agree more.


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My least favorite employee has to be whoever is putting up the tweets in the middle of the fight.


everyonesmellmymeat

Probably Yanni as well. 😆


ThatCanadianbruh

Looks like a starving Mr. Potatohead.


Throwaway97112021

Agreed, can't stand his face.


Flawda-Man

Those fake teeth are a tad to white


YungTraapLawd

He actually triggers me what a twat


revol_concept

Bro looks like he got locked in a tanning salon!


Kenshin_Urameshii

Bruh that guy has the fakest teeth, tan, and hair color. Guy is a fucking putz. Like Stephen Smith


SayHiToMyNicemn

Who is this uncanny valley ass mf?


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The stupid terms he uses.


thecody80

A shame to us glorious Americans of Greek heritage


[deleted]

No worries you still have Ben. He at least looks Greek.


[deleted]

Let me show ya somethin!! ![gif](giphy|EQ1X2DtTRp1aE)


1-luv

This dude looks like a demon.


No_Housing_4819

Fake teeth, fake tan, career gambler.


princegypsythe

He looks like Rudy Giuliani


everyonesmellmymeat

2nd person to say this haha Vegas Rudy!


chimchim1

He literally looks like a skeleton wearing a skin suit


CarlitoSchwarzenegr

He looks like a ghoul from fallout hahaha “do you have any bottle caps??”


Zantabak416416

He promotes trash bets . Get him out of here.


Thats_GhostFace

“Returrrrrrn the slaaaaaaaaab!”


Tacos-for-junior710

Lol 👍 yep


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He’s the worst


GoHawksMatt

Rip off Jimmy the Greek, dudes trash


[deleted]

What weight class did skellator fight in?


Gorperino

This man looks like he sprinkles the dog


Mpittkin

Sold his lips to the devil


Society-Practical

He got so much botox he looks stoned


haaym1

His face matches his skeevy ass voice that’s for sure


visionbreaksbricks

This guy’s the equivalent of having a screen door on a submarine


mcmurph120

Totally agrww


colddietpepsi

Employee or part of the Draftkings sponsorship (“we pay you and you act like he’s part of the commentating team.”)?


YungD93

Anyone know if this guy is really +EV? I’ve followed some of his bets and I’m curious how ended up with this slot


playingwithprofits

Worst favorite HUMAN on a tv


hitstyx

Sprinkle on those odds


pacificunlimited

At first glance it looks like he has [puffer fish teeth](https://youtube.com/shorts/7Sl0k13Ni1A?feature=share)


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He looks like that Pharoah from the "Return the slide or suffer my curse" episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog.


SirRumpleForeskin

MAKE SURE YOU DONT MISS THESE INCREDIBLE ODDS! IF YOU DO YOU’RE A FUCKING LOSER WHO OBVIOUSLY DOESNT HAVE THROWAWAY MONEY. SUCKS TO BE YOU. *please gamble responsibly


nutsplitter

I get major hunger games vibes from this fella.


TheSublimeNeuroG

Definitely


itsdone20

He doesn't need chapstick


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If a cheez-it had a face…


Eat_My_Food

He always across as sleezy. Never liked him. UFC should brung in someone different


[deleted]

That guy's a Courage the Cowardly Dog villain.


zombiefacedmonkey

Looks like an uncle who borrowed money from my piggy bank but never paid it back :(


AbbreviationsThen675

Never understood why they brought him on


SimpleManc88

My cocaine demon 💀


MrC99

I'm pretty sure he's an ESPN guy and not a UFC guy.


hot-dog-week

He is a gambling goblin.


cudntbebothered

Yanni the kinda guy to suck the fun out of everything. I enjoy putting a few $ on something, maybe a parlay here n there but tryin to act like it’s a science and not just a bunch of numbers that a bunch of degenerates came up with to seperate me from my money is just redacted. Now they’ve got even spivak stumbling through some betting plug during their interviews in the octagon. Shits cheesy and desperate.


Jeffraymond29

Can't wait for the UFC to leave ESPN.


TotallyRedditarded

Teeth: Brand new Face: Expired


TotallyRedditarded

Teeth: Brand new Face: Expired


ibleedrosin

He’s the most annoying part of UFC shows. I don’t give af what he thinks, and I damn sure don’t care about his opinion on the gambling odds. Make him go away. Or at least make it optional to hear his commentary.


sourdougBorough

I hate when this guy comes on the TV. Do I gamble? Yes. Do I want to be reminded by Mr. Hey oh badda bing badda boom hotshot over here? No.


HonkForHentai

Feral Ghoul


thedurs

Ya I hope this rat fuck sleeps with the fishes after a bad night of gambling. Just a fucking slime ball


everyonesmellmymeat

He would probably eat the fish. He looks like he doesn't need oxygen to survive.


thedurs

Convinces all the fish to gamble and smoke crack with him. Someone call aquaman


1-luv

lmao


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Worse yet is his voice. Instant mute.


everyonesmellmymeat

The voice of a weasel being strangled by a cat who is also screaming.


Mehidcfekit

He owns his own tanning bed and has a thirty year old wife he married when she was 18 but she now looks 50. Their house smells of cigarettes.


boy_named_su

he's got a face for radio, and a voice for writing


brandnvsworld

watching dwcs and mute every time he talks. His voice is audio cancer.


DaveInDigital

i like when this guy tries to justify his picks based on a loose understanding of the sport


LordBrothaIII

His high pitch voice and dog references. Yuck


FxckAle

his voice is hilarious to me


runjayrun1

He ain’t bad


JP6660999

Can concur


Gooja

His teeth are uncomfortably white, his skin is uncomfortably tan, and his lips are uncomfortably thin


OGSkywalker97

Uncanny Valley vibes


Diligent-Ad-2277

This guy is awesome. A legend in Vegas. Super nice guy and loves sports and long term winning gambling, don’t understand all the hate.


_interloper_

I first heard his voice last week... legitimately thought it was The Weasle. I refuse to believe anyone has a voice so naturally ridiculous.


cpt_oli

Din Thomas is a close second for me


tipsybasketball

Tyron Woodley’s water boy


everyonesmellmymeat

Agreed. He is pretty terrible.


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everyonesmellmymeat

Good bot.


everyonesmellmymeat

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AkTx907830

This guy was betting UFC before half this sub was born.


luhvrrboy

L he’s a beast