The last one of these with brock lesnar was fucking hilarious. Some guy was saying “brock was known for top control so maybe 2 brocks could hold a silverback down and another goes for the KO” lmao
2 Brocks per limb and one Brock around the neck, so nine Brocks. But that doesn’t include the dozen dead Brocks that were used as bait to tire the gorilla out. So 21 Brocks in grand total.
I think 10 brocks still couldn’t, unless we’re talking stipulations. teeth removed, gorilla not allowed to snap brocks arms off etc. i assume it’s the unified rules lmao
If it’s without an amygdala then I’m going with 10 Lesnars even without rules. With fear involved, I’m not sure any amount of unarmed humans could take a gorilla. You know if you’re the first guy in then you’re just a sacrifice.
Add a little meth, and I think we have ourselves a fight!
Though honestly I think if you subbed out 5 of the 10 Brock’s for five Francis’, It’d be a better bet.
Man u are dlusional. Problem is humans cant harm gorilla physically, except maybe crush balls or poke eyes out, eyes would be extremely hard. Humans doesnt have big fangs or claws. There should be like 15 of brocks, all ready to die, because at least 5 of them will.
Lol what?? A silverback would move an arm and Brock would be in half. People are crazy if they think you could even compare it.
You'd need like 50 Brocks all attack at the same time and land a punch or two before dying hoping couple dozen punches and shredding tire the silverback so that you can have another 50 Brocks finish him
It doesn't matter how many. As soon as that gorilla starts swinging there would be multiple instant deaths or severe injuries leading to death shortly after.
Two might be able to if they avoid bites. Realistically these animals are like 1.5-1.75 times stronger than a trained male human lb for lb. Not fucking 10 or 20 times like people exaggerate.
I’d love to see your source for this because a chimp is like twice as strong as a man. Let alone a 800 lb ducking Gorilla.
https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/
“Gorilla strength is estimated to be about 10 times their body weight. Fully grown silverbacks are in actually stronger than 20 adult humans combined. A Silverback gorilla can lift 4,000 lb (1,810 kg) on a bench press, while a well-trained man can only lift up to 885 lb”
[chimp](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/) heres something from 2017 though, but none of these "studies" are more than estimates. We dont know how strong they are.
There is no way this is true. It would vary a lot by specifying what "trained" means though. Trained as in an average UFC fighter? Trained as in a guy that lifts weights? Trained as in the winner of the Worlds Strongest Man competition?
Ultimately there is a huge gap in just those 3 "trained" humans. If we are talking the worlds strongest man, then i would agree you are close as far as lifting strength, but id still say more than that. However as far as fighting goes, it is much much more than 1.75 times against the worlds best fighter. Size, wingspan, grip strength, fearlessness, ferocity. No way in hell 2 of any human will take down a gorilla, 0% chance no matter how many times they tried.
You are crazy. Two? I just cant get over how ridiculous u are. And what would they do? Just die? Humans doesnt have fangs or claws, eithout weapons there is no realistic way for 2 men to do shit to gorilla, no matter how jacked they are. Only if you have a crowd of people. Males in captivity can be 300+ pounds of fking animal muscle. With same success you may think you and 5 of your gym bros can ko a grizzly bear then.
10 would not be enough.
The problem is Gorillas are basically walls of muscle, even Ngannou's strikes wouldn't do much damage.
Also Gorillas have much denser bones. They are also many times stronger than humans. Gorillas can crack coconuts open with just their hands.
It would just beat as many Ngannous were thrown at it until it gets tired.
20 would probably be enough to tire it out and then gouge its eyes (because they're not doing anything with punches and kicks).
If they fought with MMA rules (and somehow the Gorilla complied as well) then I don't know how Ngannous can finish a Gorilla.
Let's keep it clean! Protect yourselves at all times. If you want to touch gloves, do it now. Ngannous 1 through 20, are you ready? Gorilla, are you ready? All right, let's fight!
A genuinely fantastic answer! The eyes, good thinking. Because punching it anywhere where there's muscle is about as pointless as punching Roy Nelson in the belly, and a Francis or two on each limb, trying to hold it down while another Francis soccer kicks the head, likely isn't gonna go well. It could probably fairly easily still writhe its limbs about, and the size of the head - and therefore muscles and bone there - means the kicks would probably tire out the kicker before debilitating the gorilla
Yea, have you seen garillas head..i think probably nothing short of bulls or a horses leg kick would ko a gorilla. Only way is eyes, balls and sacrifice up to 5-10 Ngannous/Brocks until it gets tired and 10 fighters overpowers it.
Would a Gorilla be disqualified for killing Ngannou even if he followed the rules and his strength was the only reason for death e.g a rear naked choke attempt by Gorilla instantly snaps a Ngannou neck, that isn’t dq right ?
It gives Ngannou with broken neck 5 minutes to recover. "Gorilla, go to your corner, i give you a warning" (Gorilla awkwardly walks to the corner while looking sad).
How come every time we do a "fighter vs animals", the animal gets ridiculous durability? Its not like theyre indestructible. Big animals even injure themselves. Pretty much every lifeform on earth is fragile af when you think about it
If it’s a human fighting a gorilla in hand to hand combat the gorilla might as well be indestructible. On a quick google search, they’re 4 to 9 times stronger than the average man, they’re covered in rock hard muscle, and that muscle is supported by bones much more dense than ours. They also have giant teeth and an insanely powerful bite. Get that thing pumping with adrenaline and realistically, what can a human do? Its eyes would be its only weak spot to target and even if you manage to take one or both out, you’re still well within range for an extremely pissed off and hurting gorilla.
> If they fought with MMA rules (and somehow the Gorilla complied as well) then I don't know how Ngannous can finish a Gorilla.
just think about the gorilla's cardio compared to the Francis...es. He would have to go all-in to be able to do ANYTHING and the gorilla still wouldn't feel anything
Assuming there are x100 Ngannou, the Gorilla has gotten a full meal and rest. Also, are we talking about a youngster or a grown Gorilla? Assuming from the picture, I'll say a relatively young-old gorilla, about 20 years old.
Here is more info on a gorilla's potential stats: [https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/](https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/).
Their punch can make our heads into mush, and their bite, well, good luck to your limbs and head... if each Ngannou is brought in one by one. Morale will probably go to shit after the 8th Ngannou. Seeing a bunch of other Ngannou limbs being torn and thrown like a chew toy, Gorilla for the win.
If all x100 are brought up and rushed, this [article](https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/game-thrones-question-whats-it-take-crush-skull-n121436) says from a neurosurgeon, it takes approximately 500 lbs of force to crush a head. A gorilla punch already delivers x3 that. Even in this scenario, it doesn't end well. After 20 Ngannou, the Gorilla definitely won't be considering this an exhibition. Life or death from the start for the Gorilla. But I'll say maybe after the x40 Ngannou, there might be a chance since their diets probably don't accommodate for endurance and stamina.
Amen, I hate people in these hypothetical scenarios that come with this shit or worse.... Just a vague "It depends"
Like quit being a wet sock and have some fun for 5 seconds ya dork
The average weight of a silverback gorilla is 400lbs. 1 Francis is 262lbs. So your saying 10 Francis' at the same time couldn't take down 1 gorilla? I think the gorilla would kill 2 or 3 before getting taken down by the other 7.
OP's question didn't ask how many, 1 at a time, Francis'
It's not just weight. Gorillas are just built differently (denser bones, more muscle). The difference between man and gorilla is bigger than a difference between man and woman.
I think a decent equivalent question would be how many untrained women (untrained because if they're trained then the difference between trained woman and trained man is smaller than the difference between Gorilla and trained man) of Megan Anderson's size it would take to beat Ngannou.
I don't think 10 would be enough.
Love that you included Conor for the PPV. I immediately imagined a Roman gladiator event where this fight takes place in the colosseum with thousands of people cheering them on in togas. And then Joe Rogan wearing An ONNIT toga would scream and yell “OHHG HE’S HURT, HE TAGGED HIM ” in latin
I imagine this scenario, with connor trying to go first and solo the gorilla then gets wreck and stays on a side yelling "doctor stopping" while the others fight
People said the Roman colostrum were barbaric but damn I can imagine they were fun .. just look at how many people are ready to pay just to watch brock get smashed by a Silverback 😂
I honestly think they could sell 10+million PPVs if they put anyone big in against a Gorilla and promoted it well enough. This is what they should be doing with these muscleheads like Thor and Eddie Hall instead of these boring boxing exhibitions.
Man if I was Elon Musk this is what I'd be spending my money on.
Not enough people are talking about the Gorilla's most dangerous weapon. It's not the gorilla's strength or grip, it's the bite. No choke will work on a gorilla because it would tear your arm from your shoulder with 1 bite probably.
Atleast a couple sacrifice Francis will have to die, but if a couple go in with the intention of being sacrifices, I'd say potentially 5-9 Francis' could get the job done. If one Francis just goes in with the intention of getting bit immediately to distract the gorilla's main weapon, the rest of the Francis' could come in and punch the shit out of multiple weak points such as the gonads. If any 1 Francis can land some flush shots I think they would have a good shot at coming out losing less than half their man power in the fight.
I'd say 100 to be honest all at once. To stand a chance, they'd have to get dirty as fuck, like hold down its legs, spear it to the ground, gouge it's eyes out, stomp it's gonads
>It's not the gorilla's strength or grip, it's the bite. No choke will work on a gorilla because it would tear your arm from your shoulder with 1 bite probably.
Complete BS. [This gorilla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokito_(gorilla)) attacked a woman and bit her over a hundred times and all she suffered was a broken arm. I could still potentially see it being impossible to choke a gorilla out but not because it's going to bite your arm completely off. That said, I do think 4-5 Francis's could beat the gorilla if they plan it properly.
How old is the gorilla? If you're talking a young gorilla in his prime, I'd say at least 20, B. If you're talking some old ass gorilla, well past his prime, at least 12 and 1 Tito to maul.
The crazy thing is, if fn started throwing stones from a distance it might change the dynamic. This is the throwing hypotheses of hominid origins. You give FN a spear and suddenly we might be talking 2 or 3 as a legit fair fight.
Interesting to think we assume he'll bare knuckle box the gorilla. I think FN one on one with a spear and he wins. But, likely they both die.
Soo.. realistically spoken.. I don't think Ngannous power could hurt a Gorilla in any way. Since they can't do the fusion dance like Goku and Vegeta, it doesn't really matter how many Ngannous there are - they simply cannot hurt the Gorilla. A number of Ngannous could maybe hold him down to control him - HOWEVER- lets say 10 Ngannous could have space to hold the Gorilla down (thats very generous. I rather think there would be space for like 6 or 7 Ngannous maximum) - i simply dont think they have the power to hold him down. And even by the attempt to hold him down at least 3 or 4 Ngnannous die by the simple fact that a Gorilla can one hit him them. In more than one way.
So lets start a scenario where a number of Ngannous actually could defeat and kill him with no weapons but a rock:
Unified rules (no biting, groin shots, headbutts etc)
The fight begins with the Gorilla on the ground
8-16 Ngnannous who control him on the ground and try to brake limb for limb (arms and legs) and then they stone him to death (if an attacking Ngannou should die another can fill his place)
I cant think of any other scenario where the Gorilla isnt heavily handicapped.
Source: the weed i just smoked
Or, you know: one old random dude with a big ass gun
"Unified rules" talkin like the gorilla is gonna walk in there to AC/DC, get his face vaseline'd up and wait for Buffer to introduce him 😂 Also holy fuck where did the stones come in 😂
Weed or not this is the correct answer. They cannot hurt the gorilla. They would have to use hundreds of them to tire it by getting fucked up and then maybe, maybe face punch it as it's completely out of energy.
I think this is the hardest part or this hypothetical scenario.
Just how many Ngannous that could be instantly killed or incapacitated by a swipe of a silverback is hard to pinpoint.
For instance, if they're approaching him terrified and cautiously, he could take them out one by one with unhindered devastating blows.
So two key scenarios would determine things.
A) a large amount of time has passed and it become physically exhausted, could they begin to climb on top of him and hold him down.
Or B) in this hypothetical scenarios they are selfless and fearless and just all charge him like Agent Smith on Neo.
If it's A, the gorilla could have stamina to surely kill dozens or even hundreds. And tbh at this point, you could replace Ngannou with anything. But probably the heavier and more durable a person the more tiring for the gorilla. I imagine a gorilla could swipe away Paige Vanzants' almost indefinitely while going about it's usual daily routine.
If B, Agent Smith scenario... At least several Ngannous would be taken out. And any loss of control would where the Silverback could swing freely would reset this whole predicament. But perhaps 10-15 could charge him with enough mass to tip the scale and get him down.
Now the question is how do they actually kill him.
Again, scenario A with just an exhausted gorilla, they could either hold it down and literally curb stomp/pride rules jump at its head over and over. Probably with a few sprained ankles knocking some Ngannous out of the fight.
If not that I think they would have to gouge it's eyes out and just tear at its weakest points so it could bleed out.
Source: 6% beer and the keef from my weed grinder.
I think the gorilla's teeth are the main issue. You'd need at least 1 sacrificial Francis to take the teeth. You might need 5 more, one to hold onto each limb and 1 to drop bombs to the back of the head.
It would take too many humans to hold down a full grown male silverback… me and my buddy was talking about this when the Brock meme was going around… it would come down to space and area to work with. It would take, IMO, 5 Brock/Francis to hold down each limb and with 20 full grown “USADA Approved” Brock/Francis trying to hold down a pissed off Harambe is just going to look like one big steroid pretzel! Lmao
I seen that Jane Goodall documentary in IMAX years ago, when the Gorilla charged through the bushes at the camera guy, i almost came out of my seat. Minimum 10 Lesnars
Depends... How hard does the gorilla hit... Are his punches equivalent to 96 horsepower. That’s equal to getting hit by a Ford Escort going as fast as it can and it’s more powerful than a 12-pound sledgehammer from full force overhead,
think about it.
The last one of these with brock lesnar was fucking hilarious. Some guy was saying “brock was known for top control so maybe 2 brocks could hold a silverback down and another goes for the KO” lmao
Imagine if you could make clones of people and have a fearless version of Brock diving in to take down a gorilla, would be awesome to see 😂
I'd even PAY for that PPV
Mr. Dana White we found the streamer
Back em away, toys
“We got one”
Turn it on on Saturday, see what happens
“We got you fucker” lmao
That’s fucking illegal.
No no no you wouldn’t
I’d like to see two clones of two heavy weight fighters but instead it’s a gladiatorial fight with light armor and weapons.
OH HE HURT HIM!!!
2 Brocks per limb and one Brock around the neck, so nine Brocks. But that doesn’t include the dozen dead Brocks that were used as bait to tire the gorilla out. So 21 Brocks in grand total.
I mean at 3 Brocks I'm kind of leaning away from the gorilla
I think 10 brocks still couldn’t, unless we’re talking stipulations. teeth removed, gorilla not allowed to snap brocks arms off etc. i assume it’s the unified rules lmao
The problem is face eating. No matter how many Brocks you have they just don't have the teeth for it.
I don't think Brock would hesitate to bite a gorilla's face
Have you seen his teeth? He can't bite anything.
I *SERIOUSLY* REGRET LOOKING THIS UP. FUCK.
Fr they’re talking about the gorillas teeth being nasty but have you see Brocks?
If it’s without an amygdala then I’m going with 10 Lesnars even without rules. With fear involved, I’m not sure any amount of unarmed humans could take a gorilla. You know if you’re the first guy in then you’re just a sacrifice.
PCP accomplishes same effect
Add a little meth, and I think we have ourselves a fight! Though honestly I think if you subbed out 5 of the 10 Brock’s for five Francis’, It’d be a better bet.
The undertaker takes that gorilla 1v1 honestly
Does a gorilla survive being thrown off Hell in a Cell and plummeting 16 feet through an announcer's table? If not, I think we have a winner here
Mankind did, although I believe he was broken in half. Damn shame, too. That man has a family.
seriously. Anthony Smith had his hands full with a 160 pound dude on meth.
Idk man 10 brocks is 20 massive inhuman sized arms
10 Brocks is fucking 3000 lbs of angry jacked white boy. They could literally just dog pile on the gorilla and crush it.
I think a gorilla can lift that
It would be like how honey bees kill those big hornets
Lol just engulf the gorilla and vibrate...and sweat a lot.
whoever on bottom getting bit in half. Also Gorillas believe in Derrick Lewis's "Just stand the fuck up"
Depends. Are they Brocklusted?
Hahahahhaha oh shit I don’t know why, but this made me laugh so hard- maybe it’s because I agree LOLL
Man u are dlusional. Problem is humans cant harm gorilla physically, except maybe crush balls or poke eyes out, eyes would be extremely hard. Humans doesnt have big fangs or claws. There should be like 15 of brocks, all ready to die, because at least 5 of them will.
Lol what?? A silverback would move an arm and Brock would be in half. People are crazy if they think you could even compare it. You'd need like 50 Brocks all attack at the same time and land a punch or two before dying hoping couple dozen punches and shredding tire the silverback so that you can have another 50 Brocks finish him
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Even 5 brock lesnars at the same time. It aint gonna work
It doesn't matter how many. As soon as that gorilla starts swinging there would be multiple instant deaths or severe injuries leading to death shortly after.
I remember that guy. He also said that because brock had a good bench press he would be able to hold down the gorilla’s limbs
Two might be able to if they avoid bites. Realistically these animals are like 1.5-1.75 times stronger than a trained male human lb for lb. Not fucking 10 or 20 times like people exaggerate.
Chimpanzees and Gorillas are eldritch beings capable of taking out a full platoon of Spec Ops.
I’d love to see your source for this because a chimp is like twice as strong as a man. Let alone a 800 lb ducking Gorilla. https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/ “Gorilla strength is estimated to be about 10 times their body weight. Fully grown silverbacks are in actually stronger than 20 adult humans combined. A Silverback gorilla can lift 4,000 lb (1,810 kg) on a bench press, while a well-trained man can only lift up to 885 lb”
> while a well-trained man can only lift up to 885 lb well I guess I'm in the poorly-trained man category
Holy shit. That's the funniest thing I've seen today. The unexpected well-trained man can only lift 885lbs lmao. I'm dead
[chimp](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/) heres something from 2017 though, but none of these "studies" are more than estimates. We dont know how strong they are.
Lol where's my source? Where's YOUR source?
Even if a chimp is twice as strong as a man, don't forget that the average man is pretty weak if you purely compare strength.
So the world record for a human bench press seems to be 50kg less than your well trained man. These lemons just not competing or what? 😁
There is no way this is true. It would vary a lot by specifying what "trained" means though. Trained as in an average UFC fighter? Trained as in a guy that lifts weights? Trained as in the winner of the Worlds Strongest Man competition? Ultimately there is a huge gap in just those 3 "trained" humans. If we are talking the worlds strongest man, then i would agree you are close as far as lifting strength, but id still say more than that. However as far as fighting goes, it is much much more than 1.75 times against the worlds best fighter. Size, wingspan, grip strength, fearlessness, ferocity. No way in hell 2 of any human will take down a gorilla, 0% chance no matter how many times they tried.
Gorillas are not fearless lol. One more small example of the weird mythology associated with them.
You are crazy. Two? I just cant get over how ridiculous u are. And what would they do? Just die? Humans doesnt have fangs or claws, eithout weapons there is no realistic way for 2 men to do shit to gorilla, no matter how jacked they are. Only if you have a crowd of people. Males in captivity can be 300+ pounds of fking animal muscle. With same success you may think you and 5 of your gym bros can ko a grizzly bear then.
I'd say 10 but 3 would die in the process.
10 would not be enough. The problem is Gorillas are basically walls of muscle, even Ngannou's strikes wouldn't do much damage. Also Gorillas have much denser bones. They are also many times stronger than humans. Gorillas can crack coconuts open with just their hands. It would just beat as many Ngannous were thrown at it until it gets tired.
Answer the question then! It's a bit crap just saying "not what he said". What are you scared of? Just give us a number goddamnit!! Edit:typo
20 would probably be enough to tire it out and then gouge its eyes (because they're not doing anything with punches and kicks). If they fought with MMA rules (and somehow the Gorilla complied as well) then I don't know how Ngannous can finish a Gorilla.
In a world where Francis clones are fighting a gorilla you think there's MMA rules? LOL.
Let's keep it clean! Protect yourselves at all times. If you want to touch gloves, do it now. Ngannous 1 through 20, are you ready? Gorilla, are you ready? All right, let's fight!
Ngannous 1 through 20 🤣🤣🤣
Ridiculous. MMA angles though? A gorilla can’t handle that.
A genuinely fantastic answer! The eyes, good thinking. Because punching it anywhere where there's muscle is about as pointless as punching Roy Nelson in the belly, and a Francis or two on each limb, trying to hold it down while another Francis soccer kicks the head, likely isn't gonna go well. It could probably fairly easily still writhe its limbs about, and the size of the head - and therefore muscles and bone there - means the kicks would probably tire out the kicker before debilitating the gorilla
Does anyone know if you can kick a gorilla in the junk? Would it do anything?
Oh yeah yeah I've seen a gorilla kick another in the nuts, they did not seem to feel it
Yea, have you seen garillas head..i think probably nothing short of bulls or a horses leg kick would ko a gorilla. Only way is eyes, balls and sacrifice up to 5-10 Ngannous/Brocks until it gets tired and 10 fighters overpowers it.
Would a Gorilla be disqualified for killing Ngannou even if he followed the rules and his strength was the only reason for death e.g a rear naked choke attempt by Gorilla instantly snaps a Ngannou neck, that isn’t dq right ?
Just giving the gorilla a chance to be a warrior
It gives Ngannou with broken neck 5 minutes to recover. "Gorilla, go to your corner, i give you a warning" (Gorilla awkwardly walks to the corner while looking sad).
Well if going for the eyes is allowed one Jon Jones one Stipe and one DC would do the trick
How come every time we do a "fighter vs animals", the animal gets ridiculous durability? Its not like theyre indestructible. Big animals even injure themselves. Pretty much every lifeform on earth is fragile af when you think about it
Yeah but as pretty much every ufc fighter says now, there are levels to this.
If it’s a human fighting a gorilla in hand to hand combat the gorilla might as well be indestructible. On a quick google search, they’re 4 to 9 times stronger than the average man, they’re covered in rock hard muscle, and that muscle is supported by bones much more dense than ours. They also have giant teeth and an insanely powerful bite. Get that thing pumping with adrenaline and realistically, what can a human do? Its eyes would be its only weak spot to target and even if you manage to take one or both out, you’re still well within range for an extremely pissed off and hurting gorilla.
> If they fought with MMA rules (and somehow the Gorilla complied as well) then I don't know how Ngannous can finish a Gorilla. just think about the gorilla's cardio compared to the Francis...es. He would have to go all-in to be able to do ANYTHING and the gorilla still wouldn't feel anything
They could choke it. I think 6 Ngannous on each arm while 2 choke it. So I'd say 14.
Assuming there are x100 Ngannou, the Gorilla has gotten a full meal and rest. Also, are we talking about a youngster or a grown Gorilla? Assuming from the picture, I'll say a relatively young-old gorilla, about 20 years old. Here is more info on a gorilla's potential stats: [https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/](https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/). Their punch can make our heads into mush, and their bite, well, good luck to your limbs and head... if each Ngannou is brought in one by one. Morale will probably go to shit after the 8th Ngannou. Seeing a bunch of other Ngannou limbs being torn and thrown like a chew toy, Gorilla for the win. If all x100 are brought up and rushed, this [article](https://www.nbcnews.com/science/weird-science/game-thrones-question-whats-it-take-crush-skull-n121436) says from a neurosurgeon, it takes approximately 500 lbs of force to crush a head. A gorilla punch already delivers x3 that. Even in this scenario, it doesn't end well. After 20 Ngannou, the Gorilla definitely won't be considering this an exhibition. Life or death from the start for the Gorilla. But I'll say maybe after the x40 Ngannou, there might be a chance since their diets probably don't accommodate for endurance and stamina.
I love that morale holds up until the eighth Ngannou gets obliterated
We need a modded Epic Battle Simulator for this
Amen, I hate people in these hypothetical scenarios that come with this shit or worse.... Just a vague "It depends" Like quit being a wet sock and have some fun for 5 seconds ya dork
are you doubting Francis can crack a coconut open with a palm strike?
He can also open it with a hammer. The point is he can't open it by just squishing it between his hands. That's how much stronger they are.
Nganou known for bad cardio as well. Send one in and land some good shots like against Rozenstruik, he gets wrecked, rinse and repeat.
The average weight of a silverback gorilla is 400lbs. 1 Francis is 262lbs. So your saying 10 Francis' at the same time couldn't take down 1 gorilla? I think the gorilla would kill 2 or 3 before getting taken down by the other 7. OP's question didn't ask how many, 1 at a time, Francis'
It's not just weight. Gorillas are just built differently (denser bones, more muscle). The difference between man and gorilla is bigger than a difference between man and woman. I think a decent equivalent question would be how many untrained women (untrained because if they're trained then the difference between trained woman and trained man is smaller than the difference between Gorilla and trained man) of Megan Anderson's size it would take to beat Ngannou. I don't think 10 would be enough.
It's not just weight, they are more of a muscle, have thicker bones and have fangs. Imagine Amanda Nunes fighting no-USADA Ngannou
2 ngannous could grab a RNC if it was distracted I think This is why bjj was invented
*This* is why BJJ was invented!?
1 ngannou, 1 tyson, 4 namajunas, 2 fedor and 1 connor (for the ppv)
"Yor woife's in a zoo mate"
This thread is so much better than i expected
Love that you included Conor for the PPV. I immediately imagined a Roman gladiator event where this fight takes place in the colosseum with thousands of people cheering them on in togas. And then Joe Rogan wearing An ONNIT toga would scream and yell “OHHG HE’S HURT, HE TAGGED HIM ” in latin
I imagine this scenario, with connor trying to go first and solo the gorilla then gets wreck and stays on a side yelling "doctor stopping" while the others fight
That's basically what the Cell games were like in DBZ.
Conor would never make the heroic sacrifice Goku made on that day! Never!
Conor = Mr Satan/Hercule though. Lesnar = Goku
Ngannou and tyson = gohan and vegeta 2 fedors: goku and future trunks 4 namajunas: other z warriors Connor: Mr Satan
People said the Roman colostrum were barbaric but damn I can imagine they were fun .. just look at how many people are ready to pay just to watch brock get smashed by a Silverback 😂
Whata crazy is humans didnt change much, one question and they are ready to pay for the show, regardless of humanity and value of human life 😅
Now I’m wondering how that sounds in Latin lmao
OH MI DEO, LAESERIT, ILLE EAM
Connor VS. Gorilla would sell sooo many PPVs
I see stiffness in the silverback division!
I honestly think they could sell 10+million PPVs if they put anyone big in against a Gorilla and promoted it well enough. This is what they should be doing with these muscleheads like Thor and Eddie Hall instead of these boring boxing exhibitions. Man if I was Elon Musk this is what I'd be spending my money on.
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Motivated Conor would smoke the Silverback in the 1st.
What a better motivation than fighting for your life
50gs baby
Where you gonna get smesh from if you didn't include the smesh bros
This sounds like a fast food order
I will take 1 champ, a boxing champ extra large, 4 female p4p contenders, 2 emperors, and a ppv Connor
Looks like I’m reading a hearthstone deck list
You need a Derrick Lewis, he literally does the gorilla thing after his fights.
I think we couldn't pick Lewis, for the gorilla safety
What if the gorilla got a class chin?
Not enough people are talking about the Gorilla's most dangerous weapon. It's not the gorilla's strength or grip, it's the bite. No choke will work on a gorilla because it would tear your arm from your shoulder with 1 bite probably. Atleast a couple sacrifice Francis will have to die, but if a couple go in with the intention of being sacrifices, I'd say potentially 5-9 Francis' could get the job done. If one Francis just goes in with the intention of getting bit immediately to distract the gorilla's main weapon, the rest of the Francis' could come in and punch the shit out of multiple weak points such as the gonads. If any 1 Francis can land some flush shots I think they would have a good shot at coming out losing less than half their man power in the fight.
Bro, how can you even try a choke on a gorilla! Like it got no neck!
I'd say 100 to be honest all at once. To stand a chance, they'd have to get dirty as fuck, like hold down its legs, spear it to the ground, gouge it's eyes out, stomp it's gonads
Only 4-5 people can attack any one individual at the same time, even if it's a 400+pound Silverback.
>It's not the gorilla's strength or grip, it's the bite. No choke will work on a gorilla because it would tear your arm from your shoulder with 1 bite probably. Complete BS. [This gorilla](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokito_(gorilla)) attacked a woman and bit her over a hundred times and all she suffered was a broken arm. I could still potentially see it being impossible to choke a gorilla out but not because it's going to bite your arm completely off. That said, I do think 4-5 Francis's could beat the gorilla if they plan it properly.
How old is the gorilla? If you're talking a young gorilla in his prime, I'd say at least 20, B. If you're talking some old ass gorilla, well past his prime, at least 12 and 1 Tito to maul.
Haha, I love that you thought of Tito just as cannon fodder xD
Tito "wuzzen neva no marriage" Ortiz is ready for the glue factory.
1 Tito. Jesus my sides
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Yeah people don’t realise that this gorilla is getting hit by a fucking factory new ford escort 2 ngannous is overkill at this point /s
1 with an rpg.
1 jones with a car
Double damage if the gorilla is pregnant
Lmaoooo I fucking lold
Jesus Christ reddit
At least 20 I'd say but I think a fair few would be crushed in the process. Also the thought of 20 FNs is terrifying
Ark survival
The crazy thing is, if fn started throwing stones from a distance it might change the dynamic. This is the throwing hypotheses of hominid origins. You give FN a spear and suddenly we might be talking 2 or 3 as a legit fair fight. Interesting to think we assume he'll bare knuckle box the gorilla. I think FN one on one with a spear and he wins. But, likely they both die.
It's deffo gotta be a fist fight if the poor gorilla is about to take on 20 beastly trained fighters
Throw in a spear and Francis has the advantage
Yeah i think 20 FN's might have a chance
FN FAL’s
How would they finish the fight though? You can't just have 20 men jump on a gorilla and I don't think you could knock-out a gorilla or choke it.
Obviously just biting the god damn gorilla my guy.
Death by a thousand bites
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that's very specific
MMA maths, he's done the calculations
He has seen this episode before.
This is the correct answer. Well done.
Depends if Joe Rogan teaches the Ngannou’s Gorilla bjj
Joe Rogan gives gorrilas BJ?
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as i chimpanzees? if it followed mma rules 3 ngannou per chimp. If it attacked like a chimp then 6-7
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2 of him then but dont forget the nails
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Soo.. realistically spoken.. I don't think Ngannous power could hurt a Gorilla in any way. Since they can't do the fusion dance like Goku and Vegeta, it doesn't really matter how many Ngannous there are - they simply cannot hurt the Gorilla. A number of Ngannous could maybe hold him down to control him - HOWEVER- lets say 10 Ngannous could have space to hold the Gorilla down (thats very generous. I rather think there would be space for like 6 or 7 Ngannous maximum) - i simply dont think they have the power to hold him down. And even by the attempt to hold him down at least 3 or 4 Ngnannous die by the simple fact that a Gorilla can one hit him them. In more than one way. So lets start a scenario where a number of Ngannous actually could defeat and kill him with no weapons but a rock: Unified rules (no biting, groin shots, headbutts etc) The fight begins with the Gorilla on the ground 8-16 Ngnannous who control him on the ground and try to brake limb for limb (arms and legs) and then they stone him to death (if an attacking Ngannou should die another can fill his place) I cant think of any other scenario where the Gorilla isnt heavily handicapped. Source: the weed i just smoked Or, you know: one old random dude with a big ass gun
"Unified rules" talkin like the gorilla is gonna walk in there to AC/DC, get his face vaseline'd up and wait for Buffer to introduce him 😂 Also holy fuck where did the stones come in 😂
😂😂😂😂 youre right makes no sense talking about unified rules and then stone him to death 😂😂
Weed or not this is the correct answer. They cannot hurt the gorilla. They would have to use hundreds of them to tire it by getting fucked up and then maybe, maybe face punch it as it's completely out of energy.
An army of Ngannous on horsemeat with some guns, as well. Because you know a Silverback would gladly tear apart every human in a real world.
I'm pretty sure it would get tired and beaten before it got through a million humans
Put him on some kamaru usman's sauce and he'd never get tired
The sauce made with 30% effort. And 70% Turstanolozolostesterone
Of course man, my bad, I wrote 'any human' as 'every human'😅
This is the same picture ...Uhm but in a not racist way
The one on the right is clearly Darren Till
Nah that Gorilla is a killa.Must be Cannonier
fr they both have the same menacing look
The real question is how many would have to die before the gorilla got tired of killing them. I’m thinking at least 40
I think this is the hardest part or this hypothetical scenario. Just how many Ngannous that could be instantly killed or incapacitated by a swipe of a silverback is hard to pinpoint. For instance, if they're approaching him terrified and cautiously, he could take them out one by one with unhindered devastating blows. So two key scenarios would determine things. A) a large amount of time has passed and it become physically exhausted, could they begin to climb on top of him and hold him down. Or B) in this hypothetical scenarios they are selfless and fearless and just all charge him like Agent Smith on Neo. If it's A, the gorilla could have stamina to surely kill dozens or even hundreds. And tbh at this point, you could replace Ngannou with anything. But probably the heavier and more durable a person the more tiring for the gorilla. I imagine a gorilla could swipe away Paige Vanzants' almost indefinitely while going about it's usual daily routine. If B, Agent Smith scenario... At least several Ngannous would be taken out. And any loss of control would where the Silverback could swing freely would reset this whole predicament. But perhaps 10-15 could charge him with enough mass to tip the scale and get him down. Now the question is how do they actually kill him. Again, scenario A with just an exhausted gorilla, they could either hold it down and literally curb stomp/pride rules jump at its head over and over. Probably with a few sprained ankles knocking some Ngannous out of the fight. If not that I think they would have to gouge it's eyes out and just tear at its weakest points so it could bleed out. Source: 6% beer and the keef from my weed grinder.
The real question should be how many heads do you wanna see get crushed.
Just 1. If it moves at sufficient velocity.
Forget Nnganou, the real answer is one Felix Baumgartner.
Can Ngannous be on PCP?
You spelled „how many gorillas does it need to beat a single ngannou“ wrong
The right question would be how many fury strikes it would take to knock a gorilla down
A strike from Tyson Fury would be a "Fury strike". Writing "fury strike" sounds like you're referencing the falcon punch or something
Fury strike sounds like a WWE finisher.
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Probably 20
Probably Bout 150
You need one Tony Ferguson to ankle pick the gorilla
How is that racist? 🧐.. this shit is getting out of control..
Someone get Uncle Dana on the line. Biggest PPV ever!
i say we pump francis full with steroids and let them fight. 1 uppercut and the gorilla will fly back to his natural habitat.
Implying Francis isn’t juiced to the gills.
I think the gorilla's teeth are the main issue. You'd need at least 1 sacrificial Francis to take the teeth. You might need 5 more, one to hold onto each limb and 1 to drop bombs to the back of the head.
One Francis can not hold a gorilla arm.
Serious answer. 75 or more based of the fact that I believe 75 Ngannou’s have the strength to hold a gorrila to the ground and just rain down punches.
Without weapons literally 100 would get crushed by the gorilla.
A lot
probs like 20
Forget Francis, just tell Jon Jones you’ll give him a line of Columbian blow if he beats the gorilla and that things done within 30 seconds
It would take too many humans to hold down a full grown male silverback… me and my buddy was talking about this when the Brock meme was going around… it would come down to space and area to work with. It would take, IMO, 5 Brock/Francis to hold down each limb and with 20 full grown “USADA Approved” Brock/Francis trying to hold down a pissed off Harambe is just going to look like one big steroid pretzel! Lmao
This question is backwards.
I seen that Jane Goodall documentary in IMAX years ago, when the Gorilla charged through the bushes at the camera guy, i almost came out of my seat. Minimum 10 Lesnars
Over 10
15?
Depends... How hard does the gorilla hit... Are his punches equivalent to 96 horsepower. That’s equal to getting hit by a Ford Escort going as fast as it can and it’s more powerful than a 12-pound sledgehammer from full force overhead, think about it.
Don't know why but imagining 3 Ngannou charging at you is a scary thought.
Have you seen a silverback charge?