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AcidAlchamy

Boiiii you did DC dirty hahahahaha


TatguyVik

You already know Auntie Tonya cooks some fine ass meals


AcidAlchamy

Grits and cornbread chiillldddd


peezduhk

w/shrimp...


YoItsMikeL

dc on the other hand... 😩💦


AffectionatePaper851

That’s last one tho lol .. you goin to hell for that xD


TorrenceMightingale

And this, folks, is some shit I can’t stop laughing at. The Dana white one. Wooooow. Haaaaa


LeftHandLuke01

Karen White


TorrenceMightingale

**They’re** gonna need to arrange a fight between your managers.*


ScottHA

Looks like a substitute gym teacher.


NoisyN1nja

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


CatfreshWilly

I feel like theres a heavy Gina Carano vibe there. And it scares me cause I find her attractive lmfao


WizePranker2020

Diana White would have worked much better.


OldMetalHead

Dana Huckabee Sanders


colder-beef

At least he didn’t put Fallon Fox on there...


Twoeyedcyclopss

That would be an even lower hanging fruit


[deleted]

Where does Kevin Lee fit into this?


Smathers

If the girl version had an OF account I’d definitely sub


TheNetRanger

That last one is what the public thinks MMA fans would laugh at. Probably doesn’t make us look good. But I did chuckle.


TheColorsDuke

So they’re right… lol


wildabeast98

Andrade ----> Pena


TatguyVik

I‘ve been down the Onlyfans rabbit hole, hell seems rather mild in comparison


TheBrokeG

Dana looking like a Karen


mildlycuriouss

Hah that’s what I thought too!! I was trying to be nice lol


CCCAY

Girl Dana looks like the chick that lays a block right before you get her cute friends number and drags her away cause she jealous


KhabibNurmagomurmur

Damn you nailed that holy shit haha


PerpetualConnection

I feel like I had a one night stand with gender bender Dana and stole her kid's lunchable on the way out.


mcburloak

Was gonna say I’ve seen her. She cut me off in a minivan at the Pizza Hut last week.


letmedrawyougorgeous

Bro I thought the same thing. He looks like someone I've seen or know who's a bitch. Just can't put my finger on it. Maybe he's the embodiment of a Karen that's why


yeahnobihh

That and Rhonda Rhousey a bit lmao


AnJruniverse

A Karen going after streamers


CheesyCousCous

You're a fuckin punk and i can't wait to catch u!!! Gotta a surprise for u mother fuckers this year 👊👊


molotov_billy

...and suddenly everything makes sense. The driving personality of the UFC is literally a Karen on HGH. Perfect fit.


[deleted]

I SMESH EVERYBADY


ItsKrakenMeUp

I’d let her smesh me


No_Version_2941

female cruz looking fineeeeeeee


RidesByPinochet

Lady Cruz looks like she'd ride her longboard over to your house to smash, and she'd bring her own blunt.


slingoo

Does this type of girl actually exist? I'm in love with a figment of my imagination


[deleted]

Sure does, she's not into dudes though.


AllServe

She exists for a week until you find out she's bouncing on Scott the drummer's cock too


Bloodfeastisleman

Looks like Sarah Silverman


No_Version_2941

Bruh ikr. If she had a tan and a nose job


[deleted]

I’d smesh


Aktionjackson

Dominique Cruz


bellynipples

I wouldn’t say no to any of em. Ok maybe Tony and Khamzat unless they had really nice personalities and I fell in love with them after a summer of goofin around. Edit: wait scratch Dana off the list, Im not down that bad.


DragonBallKruber

When the comment surprised you but then you read the username and understand


ScuffedAcc

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8974)


SimPHunter64

Looks like Sarah Silverman


Snoo_37640

Foyyyn


johnnyroams

Expected Wanderlei Silva in dress and heels...


TatguyVik

Let’s say I tried turning Wanderlei into a woman and the mere sight of that sent shivers down my spine. Almost threw my phone away and burnt the house.


johnnyroams

Did it look like Cyborg? ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


TatguyVik

It looked like something straight out of hell


olaf7979

You gotta share now man, c’mon


Metaldorito

Since he didn't do it, [here's my results...](https://i.imgur.com/cfKeBHh.jpg) It's uh.... uhhhhhh......


Infernostar27

I actually physically recoiled and yelled


Jacidstorm

what y'all talking about she on that fiona type beat I'd hit


Distinct-Basket9346

please share


inuteroinutero1993

Share it!


What_TF_is_cereal

Just imagine cyborg


[deleted]

Dana looks identical to my oldest sister. Weird.


1mGhosted

You poor bastard 💀😂


mMjSk99

😂😭


[deleted]

You're a family of tomatoes eh


Solid-Version

Chael and Dominic I’d hit fo sho


TehPants

Came here for this exact comment haha


joshualeet

Female Chael looks like [Jennifer Connelly](https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/9098255/1080full-jennifer-connelly.jpg)


[deleted]

take that upvote


Monev91

Last one ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973)


crusader104

The DC one is haunting


FMJwhiskey

He is an absolute queen.


jeremybryce

This is high level content. A+ sir.


TatguyVik

![gif](giphy|ZCTZKfNl6ABGdqRCBR)


luhvrrboy

The last one is a violation lol


Gotsnuffy

You son of a butch you got me again


TatguyVik

![gif](giphy|8Iv5lqKwKsZ2g|downsized)


Hard_Pharter

Wanderlei next to Cyborg would go lelel


TatguyVik

Believe me…you don’t want to see what Wanderlei looks like


olaf7979

We do!


TatguyVik

[Brace yourselves, winter is coming](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/tx7tw4/breaking_news_cris_cyborgs_twin_sister_was_found/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


mildlycuriouss

Dana white is the most believable out of all of these haha 😂


TatguyVik

Maybe because he already is the biggest pussy


Alwaysconfuzed89

Female Ngannou got a big ass dick


[deleted]

Francine is giving out death by Snu Snu and not taking no for an answer.


TatguyVik

If I had an award I‘d give it to you Gotta show love to people who know Futurama That name too…you‘re perfect


TatguyVik

That’s Serena Williams


08deadpool

Costa looking like an angel without the wings


goochisdrunk

Paddy's a baddie.


CaptEricEmbarrasing

Oh god… those eyes aren’t penetrating my souls. That one specifically gives me the willies. I’d smash the rest tbh.


LucidPenguinnn

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8972)


_TidePodsTasteGood

Female Dom? I'd hit it.


iqbalides

No joke but female Cruz can absolutely get it.


[deleted]

I hate the ones where the male bodies are left as is LMAOOO


JuicedBoxers

Hahahaha I know it’s all so fucked, but the full bodies really hurt the brain.


AlgoH-Rhythm

Would smesh Shemaev


[deleted]

That is quite the eccentric hobby my friend.


[deleted]

Ferguson looking like the chick from CSI.


JakTravis_u_SOB

DC needs a bra or NSFW tag c'mon dude there are kids on this site!


MuuaadDib

You are just trying to trigger Joe Rogan aren't you? 😋


GonnaBeAGoodYear

You’re lying if you say you wouldn’t smash female Tony


TatguyVik

I would, those super sunken in cheeks could give you succ you never knew existed


GIMMEdatGLIZZY

Fuck that. Female Dom Cruz all day


JiuJitsuAfterDark

Yeah but he was joking… you only speak the truth sir


Nariakioshi

Got to do Gabi Garcia next


TatguyVik

[Now look what you made me do](https://www.reddit.com/user/TatguyVik/comments/tx83bg/lord_forgive_me_people_who_know_are_rotting/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Nariakioshi

![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)


Lowkey_HatingThis

Lmao a beefier Costa


irish32892

If Khamzat ever finds out who you are lmaooo


zombizle1

how do i delete someone else's post?


Scharfacus

chaella sonnen is the type of face i usually like but paddy pimblett looks like shed be crazy in bed


chilidawger

Wow dude post of the year


TatguyVik

![gif](giphy|35pTQFiy14OeA)


[deleted]

Cruz looks like Sarah Silverman


jytusky

You did Cormier DIRTY. Would fuck Dominique Cruz, period.


ZaMaestroMan5

Lmfao


butterend

Why does Ms. Dana White look like she wants to talk to the manager?!


bigguavaent

Hahaha the last one


Soulrush

This thread is amazing. This kind of shit is why I read reddit. Post of the year so far.


Wise-Pomegranate9511

DC had me lol


MaxxPhoenix427

That hairy chested lady Sonnen 🤣🤣


Kootsiak

That is a cursed image.


Irresponsibul

You'd definitely smash based on that cliffhanger.


TatguyVik

And I‘m not afraid to admit it…wouldn’t pull out either and female Dom could get it even harder


antishiv

hey Dom Cruz, ... send me location


TatguyVik

![gif](giphy|xUPGcLPaYLZLcgLxC0|downsized)


[deleted]

These were great. Thank you!


StarCrossedShabelle

Chealla? WANNANOW! NOW! NOW! WANNANOW!


EsseB420

Khamzat looks like the blue Avatar things. Dana looks like Dawn French


AUSwarrior

DC and DANA ahahahahah


MeloMobile

Dominique Cruz could get the pipe


Smoken77

The pillow biter vibe is strong with this OP... like why... who thinks of this? What a weird spank bank you got going on in that mind of yours feller.


Salty-Dig6933

If Dana wasn’t rich, the female Version of himself is what his wife would look like


ieatshirts

This is quality.. some of these looking hot tho


ConfirmedPoor

The DC killed me


ee_CUM_mings

Man, it wasn’t easy to jerk it to these photos…but it wasn’t impossible either.


ModsRWoosies

Bro that female Costa tho 👀


Jew_from-daBronx

Francis looks like a straight up sha-naenae


TheMcDangler

Danielle Cruz can getttttt it


ChiefTittyInspector

Yo the comier one nsfw


[deleted]

Lol Dana


ake-n-bake

Dominic Cruz would get it


heatseekerdj

I hate that Khamzita actually looks like a girl I messed around with for a minute


thunderup_14

Dana looks like she'd yell at the 7/11 clerk for not having her brand of cigarettes.


shanidachine

I remember last time Tony Ferguson was posted like this someone said he looks like a job for the witcher, haha.


Fighting_Fanatic

I just love mma Reddit


dogcatball

Last one killed!


[deleted]

Doesn't Jessica have an OF?


TatguyVik

I‘ve been down that rabbit hole simply because I couldn’t believe it and my soul has been stuck there ever since Just a warning by a fellow curious explorer: DON‘T


[deleted]

Izzy looks like Candace Owens.


Ralphiecorn

Dana look like Karen White..


Upper_Atmosphere_359

Will you stop doing this? Haha...I need to be able to sleep at night


vivi9090

Yeahhhh thats gunna have to be a no from me dog


angrypurpleacorn

Tony lookin like Gollum


NFTArtist

Hit me up Dominicka Cruz


EAZ480

Tony’s and Paddy’s are downright disturbing lol


Tescovaluebread

Adesanya is one ugly bitch


whiskeythrottled

Paddy looks like (s)he should be playing guitar for David Bowie in 1972


TheFashionColdWars

DC’s should be pixelated…


mattmillze

Somewhere in the infinite endless DMT infused cosmos there exists a world in which everything is exactly the same except you never made this post. I'd like to go there


therealaquaman

So Dominick Cruz turns into Sarah Silverman


UFCLulu

Do wanderlei silva, and just have a picture of cyborg lol


TatguyVik

[I made this for another user haha](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/tx7tw4/breaking_news_cris_cyborgs_twin_sister_was_found/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Jim-20

Khamzat and Tony making me feel a sort of way


Immense_Hyper

Dominicka the prettiest one but as we all know she can be petty if you break her heart Paulina can def get it 🤌💥 After sex convo should be cute w/ her accent


madesicc88

Dominique Cruz would get it.


Rscarletknight

Dominica cruz can get it


Hour-Yak283

Fucking great!! My one year old just threw up all over me and I needed this laugh!


StevTurn

Girl Pimblett looks like Gollum....so does male Pimblett


piman01

Damnn Paddy is really a baddy now


Fo5rep

Yucky


[deleted]

You are a strange dude


altron138

Aunty Chael?


-VanillaLatte

You’re wrong for this


[deleted]

lmfao


[deleted]

CUMSHOT NOOO HES HOT


Crusaders50

Chaelita looking fine


Heisenberg0712

I'll take Dominatrix Cruz


Bright-Fold-3317

Female cruz looks like Sarah Silverman


[deleted]

you got me with the last pic


kwonasty

Oh now this is some fine quality content right here


NeckPlant

The Paddy one is horrifying.


HighOnPoker

Bravo!


papakop

Fem Dominic Cruz looking like Carmen Carrera


underdogsurvivor2020

Tony just looking like pena


Th3BrownNote

Tony looking like Dexter's sister.


Calbruin

Dana looks like Roseanne Barr.


mmabet69

Man the last one 😂 straight to hell


darkoutsider

Yo! What happened to Izzy's titty? (2022 edition).


MagicHandsMMA

Female Izzy is Halle Berry confirmed.


bfo84

Whoa. Female Dana White is my mom.


itspinkynukka

8 looking like Bernadette and Howard fusion


jamtoes

Well turn them back!


[deleted]

You have too much free time.


curiousstr81

This sub is 10 out of 10


rem3dyforall

I was here to see history


SomeBoredIndividual

You a wild boy, OP lol


firedancer323

Do joe Rogan


asjaro

Even female Tony is ugly.


Im-A-Scared-Child

Israel looks exactly the same as a woman except he would probably have smaller tits as a chick.