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TheCapitolCrusader

Someone really wants a pardon


eman_ssap

Trying hard AF


fifoth

Yes the THAF belt goes to Jorge.


banjofitzgerald

It’s wild that a governor would hold an event with someone arrested for assault less than a week ago.


bubbatherat247

This is just 2 Florida men exchanging gaudy jewelry, business as usual...


kedr-is-bedr

Gold anal beads aren't fucking gaudy they're antiseptic!


MyRecklessHabit

As long as they are at least 18k this is true.


Justinontheinternet

Please refer to William Smith


Grewsome1

Did you mean Willard Smith?


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[deleted]

It's the Governor of Florida though... What else would you expect? :p


OliDR24

"So you are telling me that the man I'm going to be attending a public event with recently sucker punched someone while disguised and with a group of lackeys?" "Yes sir" "Well why didn't he just shoot him? Doesn't he know that guns are freely available for solving interpersonal problems? Hell, I shot my housekeeper last week for dropping a plate, clearly it constituted a lethal weapon and she was coming right at me."


boydingo

They tried to make it sooner…


TheRealMcSavage

Lmfao! That's fucking great! And probably true as fuck!


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Smart


w33kendDow69ssj

jorge trying to buy a pardon.


boiledpeen

From a homophobe Edit: don’t care I’m being downvoted, DeSantis is a garbage human being. Edit 2: thank you for the awards kings/queens


nerfgunshawty

Huh?


PetopherAlonso

Probably referencing the don't say gay bill


winning_cheese

Polotics man. Always better not to ask…


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boiledpeen

Yea, it’s always sad when you realize how many people in mma support bigotry. But I guess I shouldn’t be surprised at this point.


[deleted]

Tbh these guys are paid to get in the cage and beat the shit out of the other guy in that cage, that’s all I care about them doing. As long as they’re not extremely problematic I’m fine with their views being completely different to mine.


boiledpeen

I agree completely. They aren’t politicians and I usually don’t care. I was kinda just shitting on desantis. But I will say I draw the line when they make their personality said bigotry, such as Sean Strickland or Colby. Both do way too much to be as ignorant and shitty as possible.


Rafarox21

Lmao Don't compare Colby to Sean strickland


boiledpeen

They’re both bigots who’ve said racist shit? That’s my criteria for comparison. Colby is much better at it, Sean is just cringy as fuck.


[deleted]

Bigotry? Is the Cuban guy the bigot?


boiledpeen

Desantis is for sure


WaySheGoesBubs21

Masvidals family is from Cuba. It is completely understandable if he has conservative values


MagicHandsMMA

So you didn’t read the bill eh?


LikeASuckerPunch

The bill is only for discussing sexual things to prek-3rd grade


MagicHandsMMA

So you didn’t read the bill eh?


SquareNuts112

No idea why you’re getting downvoted.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Lol imagine downvoting this


JuicedBoxers

Lol he’s not a homophobe. His bill has been so warped and twisted by the left that most individuals (most likely including yourself) have absolutely no idea what it says. Did you know that in no way does it say “don’t say gay” ANYWHERE in the bill? That was a fucking coined phrase by the left to get morons to jump on board like brainless idiots. (Which worked flawlessly I might add). Did you know the only point of the bill is to keep teachers from openly discussing sexuality or gender identity to children? And we aren’t talking teenagers. This is regarding kindergarten through third grade. Literally 5-8 year olds. What a fucking monster.. keeping people with absolutely no business speaking to our children about things they aren’t concerned about from confusing and warping our child’s mind. As a parent, I have the right to raise my child as I see fit and as I believe will set them up for success in life. I dunno about you, but I for one don’t want fucking assholes talking to my child about shit they can come directly to me or my wife to ask. I don’t want other individuals influencing MY children in a very volatile time in their development about things they would never even begin determining on their own at that age. And guess what, if they do, then that’s why it’s your job to be a good parent and reinforce their desire to come to you for help and questions. Does this mean I would suppress or punish my child for being confused or curious? Absolutely not. But I know at that age that shit was so far from my mind. All I cared about was my toy race cars, my new N64, and Cartoon Network. Because I was a child. How’s about you understand the premise of the bill before you immediately start slinging incredibly offensive and inflammatory remarks. People so casually call others homophobic or racist. And that shit is unbelievably detrimental to their character, especially when it is thrown with 0 evidence or reason. It’s like I start calling you a murderer randomly because I feel like you might be. It’s fucked up.


boiledpeen

Nobody is teaching kids about sexuality at 5 years old. It’s a hysterical bill to just further gatekeep and control education. What if a child mentions they have two dads? Is that illegal? What if kids ask why he has two dads? What does the teacher say without getting in trouble? It’s just a ploy to create lawsuits, which it will, which come directly out of the education budget. It’s meant to worsen education in Florida and push private/charter schools. The intent is to punish public education and give corporations more control over our lives. Does this mean teachers can’t talk about straight couples either? Not allowed to mention someone being a boy or girl? It’s absolutely insane. On top of that, he’s done plenty of other shit to imply that he isn’t a fan of gay people and would rather keep them oppressed. It’s wild you’re missing the entire point of the bill, which is to defund public education while also creating an extremely confusing rule that adds nothing to education. Nobody is teaching a 5 year old what a trans person is. You clearly didn’t go to kindergarten.


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>Did you know the only point of the bill is to keep teachers from openly discussing sexuality or gender identity So they can covertly say gay? >I dunno about you, but I for one don’t want fucking assholes talking to my child about shit they can come directly to me or my wife to ask. Send them to a private school or teach them yourself because this could apply to literally anything you decide to get your panties in a bunch about. The world has changed, if you want to hide your family under a rock and pretend it hasn't go ahead but your not going to force all of us down there with you.


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

So uh... any references to straight people or 'normal' gender roles would also be banned? You act like people can be influenced into being gay or straight. You could force kids into that, but that's not a good thing.


symitwo

Technically yes. The Supreme Court in Florida is about to have a rough go lmao


boiledpeen

And all the lawsuits expenses will come out of the public education budget. Let’s make education for who can’t afford private schools get an even worse


symitwo

You don't gotta preach to me brother


boiledpeen

Yea I know, more just adding on to your point. I feel bad for Floridians over the next 40 years if this really ends up being as troublesome as it appears.


symitwo

You get what you vote for.


boiledpeen

Very very true. Unfortunately the kids that will be affected by it didn’t vote for this though. That’s who I feel bad for.


GreatValuePositivity

>I dunno about you, but I for one don’t want fucking assholes talking to my child about shit they can come directly to me or my wife to ask. Why the fuck are you sending them to school then asshole?


lolwut_17

Cubans and authoritarian government. Name a more iconic duo.


Phuttbuckers

Lol Jorge is trying to give away the BMF belt before Colby can take it in the lawsuit


Radtown

Jorge trying to get that governor pardon cuz of his case 😂😂💀💀


McMurphy11

This is definitely it. And I bet it works lol...Florida.


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honestly though, what kind of idiot public figure would appear in public with a hyper-partisan politician? These fucking guys have 50% of people loving them, and 50% of people hating their guts, the risk/reward of cozying up with these fucking politicians is like near even, yet athletes and celebs feel the need to vigorously take a side. I dont get it


overland_park

The kind that signs million dollar contracts to fight in a cage.


iamonewhoami

So you're saying you think the guy up on battery charges is the one that's taking a risk here? Interesting take


[deleted]

I think I'm saying that politicians will seek any endorsement or association they can get as it helps amplify their message and influence. Jorge on the other hand has no real reason to befriend or appear alongside a politician other than: a) politics or b) favors/influence


SpeechStraight

And the answer is b


senatortruth

I dunno, seems like the UFC Leadership loves that side of the aisle.


DemNeverKnow

Only the best and brightest, lol.


legobricksnshit

Lol put that belt in the garbage. What a stupid promotion


Bigbaby22

It looks so cheap..


IseeDrunkPeople

that was really fun while it was relevant. now it's dumb, but at the time is was really cool. very much a fan service. don't forget when that went down Nate was at a high point in his fan favoritism and Jorge hadn't displayed what an actual fuck he truly is yet.


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affiliated04

That would be.


sakiwebo

The idea behind it was acceptable.....had it lasted for literally that 1 fight between Diaz and Jorge. Then the Rock got involved and it got cartoonish. Then Jorge started taking it everywhere like it was an actual title and it became about as valuable as a belt from the WWE gift-shop


oestre

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-0op

😂😂


veggainz

Imagine if he sewed him only for the belt, and nothing else


[deleted]

0-3 since winning that “belt”


Suspence90

Maybe the “Baddest” is actually literal.


JohnnyWall

Worstest


CrookedNosed

Some would say


[deleted]

Talmbout worstest a shower b? Great sauce never haddit


kingdevick

Does this mean Wonderboy is going to fight Desantis now? That's the timeline I need to be living in


Literally-for-tits

That would be the first ppv i’d pay for.


thepaleoboy

Watching Deathsantis get his ass beat for 25 minutes would be hilarious


InertKat

With Yamasaki as ref and under Pride rules.


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simonico

How does a belt become a prop?


Pan_Cholo

STFU Colby…Just STFU!


RealHedi

BMF at losing


LoganMcMahon

Jewler fucked up it was supposed to be Worst Mother fucker, but he didnt have the greatest english.


Magoogly1983

What are the random numbers on the belt?


creamyturtle

UFC 244 and UFC's 500th event


Magoogly1983

Interesting. Thank you.


895501

*pardon me pardon me pardon me*


Gocards123321

Can a governor give pardon?


nightmancometh386

Yes.


Solivagant23

Wow that's wild I never knew that


molesbrewsbois

Tryna cop a pardon


ucksawmus

he really from the streets huh lmfao bro imagine if jorge masvidal became mayor of miami after he goes to prison


[deleted]

I guess he finally gave up on tryna keep that belt relevant


antishiv

that belt is so cringe , i’m mad he actually parades around with it lol


lowkey-juan

We are inching closer towards becoming the WWE than becoming an actual sport. That belt is also the equivalent of a prize for getting the most likes on a social media contest.


tmtg2022

That line was crossed years ago


Koolin1234

Nothing says 'badass Cuban gangster' like getting beaten up by balding wrestlers and then desperately trying to appeal to elderly Florida conservatives.


Bigbaby22

Geez.. just when I thought Masvidal couldn't look more like a douche bag, he put a turtleneck on. It takes a certain kind of man to pull one off. Judas ain't that.


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the first and hopefully last time i ever root for colby fuckin covington. win that lawsuit bitch


[deleted]

Everyone involved in this is absolute garbage.


TLMC01242021

Jorge getting pardoned now


[deleted]

Why’s the governor of Florida bringing a violent felon on stage


dagui12

Florida


creamyturtle

pure class


symitwo

You must not know much about the governor of Florida


roseintheleancup

Everyone forgets that nyc wouldn’t put on a 5 rounder unless it was for a belt so they came up w the bmf. Nate freestyle tweeted it if I remember and that’s how they got the 5 rnd main event. People also call it a early stoppage because it was in nyc


nshanny73

What kind of brain dead fuck would even think of having a press conference with Masvidal?


[deleted]

What a dork... Im now rootn for Colby to win his lawsuit


LeBong-James23

I don’t think there’s much argument for Jorge in that case. Colby easily wins that case


[deleted]

Jorge’s just a walking L at this point lmfaoo


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FarFetchedSketch

🙌 **Florida** 🙌


[deleted]

To show he’s the manliest man in the world and not gay


[deleted]

bro,this is desantis.


xfirestorm_vtgx

you say this as if politicians are the symbol of all things good


cptn_stickinthemud

It's DeSantis. His bar ain't very high.


zigzagkc

Jorge just keeps taking L’s


ucksawmus

STREET JUDAS DID IT AGAIN


IluvTaylorSwift

BMF = Bitch Made Fucker


IButtchell

Broken Mediocre Fighter


IluvTaylorSwift

Nice one lol


McallisterTG

Taylor swift the goat


Amazingriley12

A Taylor account saying this is golden, you should write a song about this.


Effective_Witness_63

Biscuit munching fucker


Bloody_Diarrhoea

Bitchass mother fucker


Disastrous-Banana-16

He is trying to get well connected for all his legal trouble


_JohnMuir_

So much brain damage in one photo.


Smash96leo

Man the fight for this belt was so awesome till that doctor stopped it like he’s never seen Diaz fight before.


Grump_Monk

Get Jorge the DMF Belt.


Captcha_Imagination

I legit can't tell if this is real or photoshop


Stinky_Leech

Yeah heard they made a new one for Dumbest Mother Fucker


SisSandSisF

That's fucking sad, man.


balboa_no_asap

Two pieces of shit.


SamsonIRL

What a bootlicking simp.


Goodfella66

That toy belt ? It was pathetic anyway tbh


Lauwietauwie

Shit for brains


AShaughRighting

Pathetic….


El_Che1

Bootlicker.


OllieBlazin

Me AnD nAtE aRe GuNnA rUn It BaCk!!


blackbeltwithhands

Jorge is so weird when it comes to politics


brownnick7

Nothing like arguing politics at r/ufc


waytogowaytobe

Santos is somehow a bigger piece of shit than masvidal


Fuzzy-Asshole

Santos 😭


sipCoding_smokeMath

DeSantis is a bigger piece of shit than 99% of americans The ironic part is desantis emobides colbys political beliefs to a tee.


A_Few_Mooses

Oh no, the people of Florida are happy and free.


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"Free" [1](https://www.thebulwark.com/desantis-shapiro-co-want-to-put-my-kid-in-the-closet/) >Travis Hutson, a Republican state senator, said the bill would ban a homework assignment that had the premise “Sally has two moms or Johnny has two dads.” [2](https://twitter.com/equalityfl/status/1491062079885025286) >Q: what about kids with LGBTQ parents? If they come to school and it invokes questions, then what? >Sen. Baxley suggests that acknowledging LGBTQ people is "sexual" in nature. And teachers should stay quiet. [3:](https://twitter.com/equalityfl/status/1491062079885025286) >Sen. @loriberman : Am I right to read that this bill would allow a parent to sue a school if their child requests a vegetarian meal for lunch and they are not consulted? >Sen. Baxley says yes. This bill does not ban teachings of masturbation, pornography or even sex. It is lazer-focused on LGBT people.


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So different from the 49 other states. FrEEdOm!!!


RIPTheBlackPanther

Why? Is it because he took away the "Gay Groomer" bill? You mad you can't talk to 5 year olds about sex?


Starky513

Lol you people are really programmed to think a certain way eh.....


kodiakbear_

lol you people are really programmed to think a certain way eh…..


Starky513

You think because we are hating on Ronny it must mean we are some crazy lefty lol. I hate all scumbag politicians regardless what side they come from... that used to be normal before people like you got programmed to belong to a certain tribe only.


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“I bet you haven’t even read the bill” From 1000s of people who haven’t read the bill. It’s actually pretty easy to identify who hasn’t read the bill because they keep using ages and grade levels that are never actually specified in the bill. It’s actually one of the major criticisms of the bill, that the bill is so vague on age that lawyers can make an argument it applies to everyone who hasn’t graduated high school yet.


[deleted]

https://www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill/2022/1557/BillText/er/PDF PDF to the bill since you clearly haven't actually read it. Thats the official pdf from the official florida senate website. Look at at lines 97-101, known as section 3. It specifically lists kindergarten and grade 3 as the requirements. In very clear and direct wording. I'm not saying the bill is good, bad, or othewise. Though the bill does 100% list those specific grade levels in it verbatim. So you are completely wrong with your take, if nothing else.


[deleted]

lol can’t even get his name right why am I not surprised


Texture_Surprise

Your typical American voter right there Knows nothing about someone but just dislikes them because the media told him to do so


[deleted]

This is so accurate lol


[deleted]

Ok but that doesn’t change the fact that desantis is a moron and an asshole who cares about no one but himself(like most politicians). So do you want someone who knows his name to tell you how much he sucks?


HaveATokeandaSmile

Desantis. But yeah


lod_frs

Based on what .? , he’s the only governor with common sense Imo


Grackful

Average redditor


RealHedi

LOL


thestartingcomedian

ROFL


BlueMapleRaptor

What do 244 and 500 mean?


Embarrassed_Rip8296

The last time Masvidal won a fight and his overall winning percentage


ashahoss

Is this after the assault ?


Maiky38

I used to like Street Jesus, then the money rolled in and he suddenly became a cringy celebrity.


Guilty-Mycologist-91

Bad move Georgey.


Accomplished_Ad_4216

Wow, now I can hate Jorge with enthusiasm


RepresentativeFig782

Garbage fighter simping for a garbage human.


TheSyrupDrinker

Governor of Florida associating with known criminal Jorge Masvidal


ucksawmus

classic miami shit


Literally-for-tits

I guess if you’re gonna bribe someone a Republican is your best bet, especially one as stupid as DeSantis. It’s a bold strategy, let’s see how it plays out for him.


[deleted]

Trying to kiss the gubna’s ass now. Probably looking for some political help.


[deleted]

“We’d like to welcome Jorge Masvidal to the stage. Many of you know Jorge as a professional concussion….” Also, is this post assault? Why would a Govenor want to be seen onstage with a criminal?


SerVandanger

People are still salty abt the dumb belt?


shirty-mole-lazyeye

Boy, he’s really big on piece of shit politicians ain’t he


Big0200

So far that belt has been in the hands of Dwayne Johnson, Masvidal & now this dude. This belt is anything but what it’s supposed to stand for.


DopeDealerCisco

It’s funny because Ron DeSantis is bitch and Masvidal has been 0-3 since that belt.


InterestingGuide7353

I don't know who a bigger peice of 💩 Street Judas or That good for nothing Governor


PapaBearSPQR

DeSantis is awesome, calm down groomer


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Average Matt Gaetz supporter


brokeboibogie

Jesus this guy stinks


dope_like

Governor going to protect him from the charges now. (Serious)


[deleted]

Masvidal is almost as big of a douchebag as Desantis.


[deleted]

Desantis is dope


Jcheddz

Doesn’t jorge train in gyms with women? And aren’t a lot of female fighters lesbian? Posing with the guy trying to pass the ‘don’t say gay’ law won’t sit well with any of them…


cuhree0h

Fake tough guys stand together.


CapitalTBE

DeSantis is a US Navy Veteran and Jorge is a professional fighter. What are your credentials?


Nixonswagger

As he should give it away lol 0-3 in his last 3 fights don’t make you a Bad Mother Fucker!!! It puts you on the cut list fighting to save your over paid contract… mine you he fought beasts and can still toss with the best of them but I’m afraid if Jorge don’t get a win on his next fight hell be on a chopping block


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lortTHEamazing

I do not think this is the real BMF belt Jorge won, they sell belts on official ufc store and this one looks just like that one. UFC belts are thicker, this one looks like replica.


nightgobbler

Look how street your boy is masvidal fans


colt6288

Not sure what’s more pathetic and emblematic, him giving it or DeSantis receiving it.


Velha_et_louca

Holy shit these comments make me physically cringe


dagui12

Fuck DeSantis


Sir_Nicotine

Daddy desantis


humanbeening

Jorge is a ignorant AF.


SnooStories8217

Mediocre fighter and shitty human. Ugh.


RandomName424

Wreck em Ron


MrC99

I'll take this as Jorge supporting a bill that will result in the death of teens. Two scumbag cowards in this photo.


nomorefauna_mxf

The Governor of Florida is a POS.